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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1140 on: August 13, 2014, 01:24:52 PM »
You should run him down with your Velosex.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1141 on: August 13, 2014, 01:49:31 PM »
You should run him down with your Velosex.

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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1142 on: August 13, 2014, 04:35:16 PM »
Remember the "keep all the crap for me" uncle I have?  Funny story:

We have been hauling old farm equipment away to the metal recycler lately.  25,000 lbs is the tally so far.  Sad part:  about half of the equipment we are hauling was good and functional when parked, but now 15-20 years later it's shot.   :facepalm:

Anyway, there are still some things my uncle won't part with.  Some old equipment he says "Well, that would like nice as a lawn ornament in someone's yard", or "I still have the tractor that cultivator fits on (nevermind it's rusting away in the barn)".  I did convince him to at least pull all the old stuff out of the dirt and weeds and line it up in an easy to get at spot.  My brother was getting frustrated until I told him "Don't worry about it.  We are just getting it into and easy to access spot so that when he dies in a few years we can easily scrap or sell it then!"  He laughed and agreed.   :lol:

Truth be told, some of it *is* worth more than scrap, but he will never sell it.  Once he dies my brother and I will pull it out and scrap it for 50% of the take- however we will sell some of the worthwhile goods.  So sad...
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1145 on: August 15, 2014, 05:38:57 PM »
^^^^^^
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1146 on: August 15, 2014, 08:24:43 PM »
Things like this are when I think we should bring back stocks in the town square.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1147 on: August 15, 2014, 08:27:27 PM »
Things like this are when I think we should bring back stocks in the town square.


Next thing you'll be building a gallow.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1148 on: August 15, 2014, 08:40:42 PM »
Things like this are when I think we should bring back stocks in the town square.


Next thing you'll be building a gallow.

Whatever helps along society.   :bigok:
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1149 on: August 15, 2014, 10:00:43 PM »
Things like this are when I think we should bring back stocks in the town square.


Next thing you'll be building a gallow.

Whatever helps along society.   :bigok:

But then we have to figure out who's a witch and who isn't.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1150 on: August 15, 2014, 10:38:25 PM »
Things like this are when I think we should bring back stocks in the town square.


Next thing you'll be building a gallow.


Whatever helps along society.   :bigok:

But then we have to figure out who's a witch and who isn't.


Get the duck and the scales ready.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1151 on: August 15, 2014, 11:05:17 PM »
Things like this are when I think we should bring back stocks in the town square.


Next thing you'll be building a gallow.

Whatever helps along society.   :bigok:

But then we have to figure out who's a witch and who isn't.

Witches are easy- if they sink, they are normal.  If they float, they are a witch and need to be burned.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1152 on: August 15, 2014, 11:05:56 PM »
Nah- I;m going to bed.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1153 on: August 19, 2014, 11:29:09 AM »
When young people die. That pisses me off. My friend just lost his 21 YO daughter. That her potential was snuffed out just really makes me angry.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #1154 on: August 25, 2014, 12:58:41 PM »
Security Policy is to ensure your system is locked when you walk away. I think this is the policy where ever you work and have computers but I can't speak for all situations.

As custodians with the keys to the kingdom, we're particularly sensitive to ensuring our systems are locked when we walk away.

We do watch out for each other and lock machines if we find it unlocked, but generally we also will send out a pointed bit of humor so you know you left your machine unlocked.

"Car for sale, $10"

"I need cash for an operation and am selling one of my kidneys"

In one case, the CEO's address was spoofed and the person who left their machine unlocked. Great fun was had :)


Aaaannnnd we have a new, tightly wound sysadmin now. He seems to forget to lock his machine fairly regularly. He's gotten to the point where he has set his screen saver to 60 seconds in order to lock it when he forgets so he doesn't get these silly emails.

But it doesn't always work or he scurries off way too fast.

Yesterday he scurried off and neglected to secure his system.

And he's "bringing in donuts Monday" :)

Except that he blew his stack, pissed that he has to set his screen saver to 60 seconds to keep from getting these pointless emails, pissed that he keeps getting these emails. Pissed that he got them yesterday.

Quit it!!!!! Just Stop!!! All red in the face.


I will note that I've been the recipient of this. I have a Mac and dragging the cursor to one of the hot corners enables the screen saver. Occasionally I'll do this and joggle the mouse as I leave apparently and the system didn't lock. And I get back to an email about washing someone's car. :rolleyes: And the others on the team have had the same thing happen to them.

And as far as I know, Ctrl+Alt+Del 'k' locks the keyboard (again, I have a Mac :) ).


He's so pissed he stopped talking to me yesterday. :D


So this morning I sent out an email to him saying that yea, we should probably not do that I guess and that I will stop sending out the funny joky emails and will just lock the system should I find it unlocked. That's all we ready ought to do anyway. Then I responded to the guys who were ribbing him and said we should stop with the Juvenile emails, it's unprofessional. Just lock the machine and continue on about your business. Send the offender a note if you remember.


It's my last day before 2 weeks of vacation and I'm wrapping things up making sure my stuff is either done or handed off.


On the plus side. He's not talking to me at all today. :rolleyes: It's like I'm married all over again.  :csm: :facepalm:

Carl

It's two weeks later and the "guy" is still giving me the silent treatment. :csm: :facepalm:

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