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Offline Vulcanbill

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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2014, 08:53:02 AM »
The food is for a meeting that you're not part of.  You're not invited.  You know this.  You see me watching and you try to sneak in and grab some anyway.  Really?  Here's 5 bucks.  Go buy a sammich there guy who makes really healthy six figures. 
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2014, 08:54:22 AM »
Perhaps a condensed version of the list might be helpful, posted at likely places around the office.

"Don't Be Jerk."

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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2014, 09:34:59 AM »
Quote from: bomber on June 26, 2014, 08:54:22 AM
Perhaps a condensed version of the list might be helpful, posted at likely places around the office.

"Don't Be Jerk."

Unfortunately, most jerks need to have this defined to them.  They're oblivious. 
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2014, 09:38:52 AM »
Maybe you like listening to contemporary Christian music on a stat icy  am radio but my tastes lean more towards the FM dial on a heavy metal station.


Use your fucking ear plugs!
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2014, 09:45:13 AM »
If you are a member of the public and you're sick, stop coming into my place of work and bothering me.

But then, what do I know. I work in a hospital.
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2014, 09:52:59 AM »
Quote from: Papa Lazarou on June 26, 2014, 09:45:13 AM
If you are a member of the public and you're sick, stop coming into my place of work and bothering me.

But then, what do I know. I work in a hospital.
     :lol:


A coworker vacationed in the Caribbean last month and came back to the States (and our damn office) with this.

http://guardianlv.com/2014/05/virus-found-in-caribbean-a-caution-for-travelers/

He refused to stay home upon returning and this spread to 4 different people on our floor.  Thanks!
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2014, 09:56:23 AM »
Moderators - please move this thread to the 'Rant' thread - this should be a sub-thread.
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2014, 10:06:49 AM »
Quote from: R Doug on June 26, 2014, 09:34:59 AM
Quote from: bomber on June 26, 2014, 08:54:22 AM
Perhaps a condensed version of the list might be helpful, posted at likely places around the office.

"Don't Be Jerk."

Unfortunately, most jerks need to have this defined to them.  They're oblivious.

Hence the size and complexity of our legal system, I believe.
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2014, 10:45:00 AM »
Next time your precious little offspring drops his grimy, soda-encrusted, germ-ridden iPad in the gutter, don't bring it over to the IT department, expecting free tech support.

We already do that for our own families. Go bug someone at Best Buy.

 
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2014, 11:12:36 AM »
Quote from: stew71 on June 26, 2014, 10:45:00 AM
Next time your precious little offspring drops his grimy, soda-encrusted, germ-ridden iPad in the gutter, don't bring it over to the IT department, expecting free tech support.

We already do that for our own families. Go bug someone at Best Buy.

 

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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2014, 11:38:42 AM »
Quote from: viffergyrl on June 26, 2014, 09:56:23 AM
Moderators - please move this thread to the 'Rant' thread - this should be a sub-thread.

The Rant Thread should be expanded to a Rant Folder.
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2014, 11:42:20 AM »
Quote from: Scratch on June 26, 2014, 11:38:42 AM
Quote from: viffergyrl on June 26, 2014, 09:56:23 AM
Moderators - please move this thread to the 'Rant' thread - this should be a sub-thread.

The Rant Thread should be expanded to a Rant Folder.

Is that a rant?  :bigsmile:
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2014, 11:46:56 AM »
Quote from: PatM on June 26, 2014, 11:42:20 AM
Quote from: Scratch on June 26, 2014, 11:38:42 AM
Quote from: viffergyrl on June 26, 2014, 09:56:23 AM
Moderators - please move this thread to the 'Rant' thread - this should be a sub-thread.

The Rant Thread should be expanded to a Rant Folder.

Is that a rant?  :bigsmile:

It's a helpful fuckin' suggestion. 
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2014, 12:12:14 PM »
Quote from: Scratch on June 26, 2014, 11:46:56 AM
Quote from: PatM on June 26, 2014, 11:42:20 AM
Quote from: Scratch on June 26, 2014, 11:38:42 AM
Quote from: viffergyrl on June 26, 2014, 09:56:23 AM
Moderators - please move this thread to the 'Rant' thread - this should be a sub-thread.

The Rant Thread should be expanded to a Rant Folder.

Is that a rant?  :bigsmile:

It's a helpful fuckin' suggestion. 

Suggestions are to be posted in the suggestion box. This is a rant thread. Reported to moderators.  :willy: :lol:
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Re: Office Etiquette
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2014, 01:04:40 PM »
Quote from: PatM on June 26, 2014, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: Scratch on June 26, 2014, 11:46:56 AM
Quote from: PatM on June 26, 2014, 11:42:20 AM
Quote from: Scratch on June 26, 2014, 11:38:42 AM
Quote from: viffergyrl on June 26, 2014, 09:56:23 AM
Moderators - please move this thread to the 'Rant' thread - this should be a sub-thread.

The Rant Thread should be expanded to a Rant Folder.

Is that a rant?  :bigsmile:

It's a helpful fuckin' suggestion. 

Suggestions are to be posted in the suggestion box. This is a rant thread. Reported to moderators.  :willy: :lol:

We have a suggestion box?  What a concept.
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