In A&E today (ER to Mericuns) we had our first idiot motorcyclist of the year. Wearing shorts and sandals, his first ride of the year-and he came off. Was it his fault or some other fool? Who gives a toss.
My how he wailed, with his broken leg and debrided skin! Twat.
Also, I saw my first ice cream van of the year, playing jingles.
SPRING!!!