Author Topic: What do you think was the best invention ever? (Could be NSFW) (Read 17813 times)

SuperHans · « **on:** December 03, 2013, 07:42:41 AM »

I'm going with yoga pants.

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Cablebandit · « **Reply #1 on:** December 03, 2013, 07:44:19 AM »

Can't argue with that.

I had to stop at the Wegmans Sunday night and the kids were coming back from Thanksgiving break. I could have lingered in the produce section for hours.

SuperHans · « **Reply #2 on:** December 03, 2013, 07:51:06 AM »

Quote from: Cablebandit on December 03, 2013, 07:44:19 AM

Can't argue with that.

I had to stop at the Wegmans Sunday night and the kids were coming back from Thanksgiving break. I could have lingered in the produce section for hours.

Stopping at the WaWa this morning had me realizing once again what a great invention this is.

Vulcanbill · « **Reply #3 on:** December 03, 2013, 07:53:56 AM »

But Wal-Mart will show you the evils of said product and many like it.

Cablebandit · « **Reply #4 on:** December 03, 2013, 07:54:59 AM »

You need to go where the freshest product is, grasshopper.

Vulcanbill · « **Reply #5 on:** December 03, 2013, 07:57:24 AM »

You need to change the word kids to, say, college students to remove the super creepy factor that is now associated with you creepin grocery stores.

Cablebandit · « **Reply #6 on:** December 03, 2013, 08:01:08 AM »

Nah, I think it's fine the way it is.

chornbe · « **Reply #7 on:** December 03, 2013, 08:35:07 AM »

Quote from: Vulcanbill on December 03, 2013, 07:53:56 AM

But Wal-Mart will show you the evils of said product and many like it.

Every tool can be abused.

Flyer · « **Reply #8 on:** December 03, 2013, 09:43:44 AM »

Quote from: SuperHans on December 03, 2013, 07:42:41 AM

I'm going with yoga pants.

A worthy contender f'sure, but I'm going to propose "iridium coated sunglasses" to make yoga pant appreciation less contentious.

Hodge Podge · « **Reply #9 on:** December 03, 2013, 09:46:51 AM »

Quote from: chornbe on December 03, 2013, 08:35:07 AM

Every tool can be abused.

Particularly following appreciation of well-applied yoga pants.

Scratch · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2013, 09:56:36 AM »

What do you think was the best invention ever?

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mxvet57 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2013, 10:17:26 AM »

Quote from: Scratch on December 03, 2013, 09:56:36 AM

What do you think was the best invention ever?

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We have a winner!

Justin · « **Reply #12 on:** December 03, 2013, 10:49:00 AM »

Quote from: Cablebandit on December 03, 2013, 07:44:19 AM

Can't argue with that.

I had to stop at the Wegmans Sunday night and the kids were coming back from Thanksgiving break. I could have lingered in the produce section for hours.

swcablebandit?

PatM · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2013, 10:55:16 AM »

Quote from: mxvet57 on December 03, 2013, 10:17:26 AM

Quote from: Scratch on December 03, 2013, 09:56:36 AM
What do you think was the best invention ever?

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We have a winner!

Although I don't mind yoga pants when they are properly worn.

kneescrubber · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2013, 12:21:45 PM »

Yoga pants would be useless without t-backs. Just sayin'.

smoker · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Justin on December 03, 2013, 10:49:00 AM

swcablebandit?

marc11 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2013, 05:07:33 PM »

Quote from: kneescrubber on December 03, 2013, 12:21:45 PM

Yoga pants would be useless without t-backs. Just sayin'.

And depending on what is being squuezed into or out of them ALCOHOL can and does play a significant role in being the best invention ever.

Dorittos are a close second.

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Justin · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2013, 10:09:08 PM »

Quote from: marc11 on December 03, 2013, 05:07:33 PM

Quote from: kneescrubber on December 03, 2013, 12:21:45 PM
Yoga pants would be useless without t-backs. Just sayin'.

And depending on what is being squuezed into or out of them ALCOHOL can and does play a significant role in being the best invention ever.

Dorittos are a close second.

So, then alcohol is the best invention ever?

Seriously though, all yoga pants do is show the female figure underneath. So, as a man, I submit that the female figure is the best invention ever.

CLAY · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2013, 10:16:34 PM »

Quote from: Justin on December 03, 2013, 10:09:08 PM

So, then alcohol is the best invention ever?

Seriously though, all yoga pants do is show the female figure underneath. So, as a man, I submit that the female figure is the best invention ever.

^ THIS!

I mean really- that's what it is all about. I love my wife's form.

Beyond that I'd have to say beer, another version of alcohol.

Veefer800canuck · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2013, 10:44:45 PM »

Sliced bread.

Cause, y'know, everyone always says: "It's the best thing since........."

giaka · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2013, 12:17:24 AM »

Quote from: Justin on December 03, 2013, 10:09:08 PM

So, as a man, I submit that the female figure is the best invention ever.

Without a doubt.......+110

Do we need another pic thread of our womens on cycles with their naughty bits blacked out?

SuperHans · « **Reply #21 on:** December 04, 2013, 05:41:39 AM »

Obviously the female form is amazing, but the bulky clothing that covers it is not. The female form is not so much an invention as it is just a fact of nature. Therefore the invention of yoga pants which allow us to admire the female form I still say is the best invention. Sure alcohol allows us to enjoy what is in the yoga pants, but if you have a little game you don't need it. You guys got this all wrong.

HipGnosis · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2013, 07:31:36 AM »

Quote from: Justin on December 03, 2013, 10:09:08 PM

the female figure is the best invention ever.

Now, just wait a minute, Jim...
Sure there are some fine ones. Some mighty damn fine ones.
But the quality control is crap. The percentage of fine ones is what makes them so precious.
And even if you happen to find a fine one, you have no idea what it's maintenance schedule or cost is, or how fine it'll be down the road.

But alcohol can turn a less than fine one into a fine enough one. AND, perhaps more impressive, it can make YOU acceptable to her! It's fricken magic in a bottle!!

hambonee · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2013, 08:20:10 AM »

Quote from: HipGnosis on December 04, 2013, 07:31:36 AM

Quote from: Justin on December 03, 2013, 10:09:08 PM
the female figure is the best invention ever.
Now, just wait a minute, Jim...
Sure there are some fine ones. Some mighty damn fine ones.
But the quality control is crap. The percentage of fine ones is what makes them so precious.
And even if you happen to find a fine one, you have no idea what it's maintenance schedule or cost is, or how fine it'll be down the road.

But alcohol can turn a less than fine one into a fine enough one. AND, perhaps more impressive, it can make YOU acceptable to her! It's fricken magic in a bottle!!

This is some indisputable logic right there...

marc11 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2013, 08:34:32 AM »

Quote from: HipGnosis on December 04, 2013, 07:31:36 AM

Quote from: Justin on December 03, 2013, 10:09:08 PM
the female figure is the best invention ever.
Now, just wait a minute, Jim...
Sure there are some fine ones. Some mighty damn fine ones.
But the quality control is crap. The percentage of fine ones is what makes them so precious.
And even if you happen to find a fine one, you have no idea what it's maintenance schedule or cost is, or how fine it'll be down the road.

But alcohol can turn a less than fine one into a fine enough one. AND, perhaps more impressive, it can make YOU acceptable to her! It's fricken magic in a bottle!!

Amen to that and thus why I voted it the best invention ever. No other product can make you faster, stronger, more attractive, more skilled, smarter and or generally enhance any mental and or physical attribute of you and anyone around you like alcohol. No product can make you forget every single thing in life such as bills and that ring on your finger....and come in a countless array of flavors, mixes and means for consumption all while being generally and legally available just about anytime anywhere.

Hands down, best ever.

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Black Hills · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2013, 08:39:52 AM »

alcohol, definitely alcohol. It makes the impossible possible, the unattractive attractive, the dull a bit sharper and gives us all something to laugh about. what could be better than that.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2013, 10:19:58 AM »

Quote from: Black Hills on December 04, 2013, 08:39:52 AM

alcohol, definitely alcohol. It makes the impossible possible, the unattractive attractive, the dull a bit sharper and gives us all something to laugh about. what could be better than that.

Seeing it all happen on Utube.

Mac · « **Reply #27 on:** December 05, 2013, 10:48:44 AM »

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin.

vfrrider · « **Reply #28 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:12:55 PM »

Quote from: marc11 on December 03, 2013, 05:07:33 PM

Quote from: kneescrubber on December 03, 2013, 12:21:45 PM
Yoga pants would be useless without t-backs. Just sayin'.

And depending on what is being squuezed into or out of them ALCOHOL can and does play a significant role in being the best invention ever.

Dorittos are a close second.

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I vote for alcohol. It makes even most unatractive of us reproduce, thus assuring each new generation of a bell curve IQ.

Larry
VFRrider

R Doug · « **Reply #29 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:55:45 PM »

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Black Hills · « **Reply #30 on:** December 05, 2013, 03:56:57 PM »

Quote from: R Doug on December 05, 2013, 03:55:45 PM

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LOL... no

xsrider · « **Reply #31 on:** December 06, 2013, 12:51:54 AM »

coho · « **Reply #32 on:** December 06, 2013, 02:07:10 AM »

Quote from: xsrider on December 06, 2013, 12:51:54 AM

Beer

satxbonneville · « **Reply #33 on:** December 06, 2013, 07:17:26 AM »

Corrective lenses, so that I can see clearly enough to choose the type of alcohol that I like and enjoy the female figure in yoga pants, any other pants, skirts, shorts, dresses, and nothing at all.

st2sam · « **Reply #34 on:** December 06, 2013, 07:32:24 AM »

INTERNAL COMBUSTION...

(with beer a close second.

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R Doug · « **Reply #35 on:** December 06, 2013, 08:16:03 AM »

Quote from: satxbonneville on December 06, 2013, 07:17:26 AM

Corrective lenses, so that I can see clearly enough to choose the type of alcohol that I like and enjoy the female figure in yoga pants, any other pants, skirts, shorts, dresses, and nothing at all.

You have something there. Without corrective lenses, I'd not be able to ride and see the important things in life.

Cablebandit · « **Reply #36 on:** December 06, 2013, 08:21:16 AM »

You just need to get a little closer. Not that that's a bad thing in the case of yoga pants.

steve.ski · « **Reply #37 on:** December 10, 2013, 06:57:56 PM »

Quote from: SuperHans on December 03, 2013, 07:42:41 AM

I'm going with yoga pants.

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It's really no coincidence that her pants say "the best meat".

mxvet57 · « **Reply #38 on:** December 10, 2013, 08:14:36 PM »

Yoga studio at O'Hare airport.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-ohare-yoga-room-talk-1211-20131211,0,6290167.story

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #39 on:** December 11, 2013, 04:30:43 AM »

cling film

Cookie · « **Reply #40 on:** December 11, 2013, 05:40:01 AM »

The reservoir for windshield washer that holds an actual gallon.

R Doug · « **Reply #41 on:** December 11, 2013, 06:17:02 AM »

Quote from: Cookie on December 11, 2013, 05:40:01 AM

The reservoir for windshield washer that holds an actual gallon.

Cablebandit · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2013, 07:12:54 AM »

Quote from: Cookie on December 11, 2013, 05:40:01 AM

The reservoir for windshield washer that holds an actual gallon.

This must be a new invention?

Cookie · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2013, 07:31:57 AM »

The littlest Hyundai is the only car I've ever had that does.

BuckeyeRider · « **Reply #44 on:** December 11, 2013, 07:52:54 AM »

Volvos hold a full gallon of windshield washer fluid, or at least the 2 S80s I've owned did. I always thought that was an awesome feature that made so much sense...

SuperHans · « **Reply #45 on:** December 11, 2013, 07:56:04 AM »

Both my VW's hold a full gallon.

BuckeyeRider · « **Reply #46 on:** December 11, 2013, 08:43:16 AM »

Quote from: BuckeyeRider on December 11, 2013, 07:52:54 AM

Volvos hold a full gallon of windshield washer fluid, or at least the 2 S80s I've owned did. I always thought that was an awesome feature that made so much sense...

For the record though, I'm still voting yoga pants...

PatM · « **Reply #47 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:06:10 AM »

Quote from: BuckeyeRider on December 11, 2013, 08:43:16 AM

Quote from: BuckeyeRider on December 11, 2013, 07:52:54 AM
Volvos hold a full gallon of windshield washer fluid, or at least the 2 S80s I've owned did. I always thought that was an awesome feature that made so much sense...

For the record though, I'm still voting yoga pants...

My Suby holds a full gallon too.

hambonee · « **Reply #48 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:12:10 AM »

Quote from: Cookie on December 11, 2013, 05:40:01 AM

The reservoir for windshield washer that holds an actual gallon.

No doubt a great invention..but if you had to choose between beer and this...

Cablebandit · « **Reply #49 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:13:00 AM »

Quote from: hambonee on December 11, 2013, 09:12:10 AM

Quote from: Cookie on December 11, 2013, 05:40:01 AM
The reservoir for windshield washer that holds an actual gallon.

No doubt a great invention..but if you had to choose between beer and this...

I'd choose the wiper fluid