The new Aquaman movie. Saw it early as part of some exclusive amazon prime member thing or another.
I’m super forgiving of action and superhero movies. Big time. Like... I'll happily rewatch the Green Lantern movie. I'll do that. And the newest Fantastic Four train wreck. I'll do that.
Aquaman....? That might be the worst movie I’ve seen in a long, long time. It gives Superman II a real challenge for the title, and that's really, really saying something. It is one of the most awkward, weakly-written, poorly-executed pile of tripe I've seen. It had so much potential with some good names, who have delivered amazing performances in other roles and movies... or brushing their teeth. Horrible direction. Terrible tone and pace. God awful dialog, despite Jason Momoa's generally fun and engaging personality. And for the ladies, he spends half the movie barely covered, and Patrick Wilson is running around looking all buff and tough. And for the guys, Amber Heard and Nicole Kidman, two excellent actresses who are both crazy attractive. Willem Dafoe sleepwalking through this thing, who generally could read the phone book on camera and make it interesting. Dolph Lundred looking human again, and can actually be understood (kudos to his speech coach). None of that can distract you from the god awful tripe. Absolutely terrible movie. I give it a solid 1 out of 5 stars, zero interest in a rewatch, and after DC gave us the Wonder Woman movie, I feel like, surely, they've got more in the chamber for quality, right? Right?
Apparently not.