Author Topic: The Post-Ho Thread (Read 286452 times)

Flyer · « **Reply #1950 on:** February 19, 2020, 03:04:34 PM »

Quote from: Cookie on February 19, 2020, 10:24:06 AM

Is the ringers lactate gluten free?

Yes, but added melamine!

Andrew · « **Reply #1951 on:** February 19, 2020, 08:43:46 PM »

Oh Ya that tastes better

Flyer · « **Reply #1952 on:** February 20, 2020, 05:51:33 AM »

Eight for a buck at the Piggly Wiggly...

coho · « **Reply #1953 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:58:57 PM »

Who locked the rant thread?

Andrew · « **Reply #1954 on:** February 26, 2020, 09:27:02 PM »

Not me, well I don't think so

Flyer · « **Reply #1955 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:58:44 AM »

Well, I don’t think, so...

coho · « **Reply #1956 on:** March 06, 2020, 09:29:51 PM »

Don't forget.

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Flyer · « **Reply #1957 on:** March 07, 2020, 05:53:54 AM »

I have the “L”.
Leave chocolate cookies behind the sign, and it will be released unharmed.

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #1958 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:36:59 AM »

question for Veggies.

If you call vegetable bacon "Facon" what do you call vegetarian duck?

Flyer · « **Reply #1959 on:** March 27, 2020, 10:35:05 AM »

A waste of packaging, marketing, and shelf space that could be given to “loo rolls”.

Cookie · « **Reply #1960 on:** April 23, 2020, 07:31:22 AM »

Sport-touring.org

Triple digit geezers bitching about everything except sport touring.

Flyer · « **Reply #1961 on:** April 23, 2020, 08:12:50 AM »

Quote from: Cookie on April 23, 2020, 07:31:22 AM

Sport-touring.org

Triple digit geezers bitching about everything except sport touring.

You gots ho in yo soul.

Cookie · « **Reply #1962 on:** April 23, 2020, 08:15:01 AM »

I can not take credit for the quote.

Flyer · « **Reply #1963 on:** April 23, 2020, 08:00:58 PM »

Quote from: Cookie on April 23, 2020, 08:15:01 AM

I can not take credit for the quote.

But the hoing!!
Oh thé hoing!!

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #1964 on:** May 02, 2020, 12:34:46 PM »

Every month or so I go to my local library and take out random books to sign as the author and return. Coincidentally, similar signed books end up on eBay the same week of their return.

Flyer · « **Reply #1965 on:** May 04, 2020, 06:38:15 PM »

Someone cut the cheese in library last period!

coho · « **Reply #1966 on:** May 15, 2020, 02:05:38 PM »

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Flyer · « **Reply #1967 on:** May 18, 2020, 05:09:23 AM »

When will it rain, anywhere else?
$:-\$

coho · « **Reply #1968 on:** May 22, 2020, 11:56:44 PM »

There's not usually a clown lurking somewhere in your house.

Not usually.

Flyer · « **Reply #1969 on:** May 23, 2020, 05:06:05 AM »

“Somebody give me a cheeseburger”...

Baxter · « **Reply #1970 on:** May 23, 2020, 08:30:53 AM »

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Flyer · « **Reply #1971 on:** May 23, 2020, 11:46:28 AM »

Old guys RAWK!

coho · « **Reply #1972 on:** May 31, 2020, 09:16:10 PM »

Every odd number has an 'e' in it.

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #1973 on:** June 01, 2020, 08:11:45 AM »

Scam emails from a bike supplier. Whatever next?

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #1974 on:** June 02, 2020, 03:08:31 PM »

Well, next turned out to be:

I have a severe and rare skin disease. Fecking marvellous. Nodular Prurigo. Don't look it up, the pictures are revolting.

And I started off with a fungal infection in the 80s (thanks to Chinese rope slippers), which caused Eczema, then Psoriasis, then good old fashioned Scabies (caught off a patient).

Constant pain and itching. Haven't slept properly for months.

I blame useless right wing governments.

Flyer · « **Reply #1975 on:** June 02, 2020, 05:56:45 PM »

Go soak in the Dead Sea.
In a nice way.

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #1976 on:** June 07, 2020, 02:45:23 AM »

God: [creates dog]

Dog: cool! What do I do now?

God: we’ll pretend that you’re mans best friend, but really your secret mission is to wait until they’re painting, then brush yourself up against it. Preferably when you’re moulting

coho · « **Reply #1977 on:** June 07, 2020, 11:28:01 PM »

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Flyer · « **Reply #1978 on:** June 08, 2020, 05:38:24 AM »

You can’t trust Iranian wizards, but the drugs are particularly potent.

spinalator · « **Reply #1979 on:** June 11, 2020, 07:32:23 PM »

Bastards!

Flyer · « **Reply #1980 on:** June 12, 2020, 05:13:06 AM »

They’re everywhere.

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #1981 on:** June 27, 2020, 09:06:07 AM »

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

Flyer · « **Reply #1982 on:** June 27, 2020, 06:57:41 PM »

Yeah, I can’t follow that one...

Flyer · « **Reply #1983 on:** July 04, 2020, 09:34:48 AM »

“ Why don’t I ever see people kissing in trees? I mean there’s a famous song about it...”

coho · « **Reply #1984 on:** July 06, 2020, 12:35:26 AM »

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Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #1985 on:** July 24, 2020, 01:58:37 AM »

Don’t be ungrateful when your house burns down; it’s doubled the size of your garden

stevent · « **Reply #1986 on:** July 24, 2020, 12:41:56 PM »

It'll be well watered too, though probably not well water per se`. Probably lake watered or river watered, either way you'll want to wash it off because fish fuck in there. But then frogs fuck in wells, so I guess you should wait till it rains before you eat any vegetables...

I know I would.

Flyer · « **Reply #1987 on:** July 25, 2020, 07:54:39 PM »

Quote from: stevent on July 24, 2020, 12:41:56 PM

I know I would.

It’s a shorter list if you’d tell us what you wouldn’t .

stevent · « **Reply #1988 on:** July 26, 2020, 06:50:47 PM »

Quote from: Flyer on July 25, 2020, 07:54:39 PM

Quote from: stevent on July 24, 2020, 12:41:56 PM
I know I would.
It’s a shorter list if you’d tell us what you wouldn’t .

Well I wouldn't eat dinner a Papa's house, not just because it burned down either. God knows what kind of smelly foreign food they eat.

Flyer · « **Reply #1989 on:** July 26, 2020, 07:11:06 PM »

I’m OUT @ mushy peas.

coho · « **Reply #1990 on:** July 26, 2020, 07:28:44 PM »

Mushy peas are awesome.
You are broken.

stevent · « **Reply #1991 on:** July 26, 2020, 10:45:09 PM »

Quote from: coho on July 26, 2020, 07:28:44 PM

Mushy peas are awesome.
You are broken.

Mushy Peas are Gods gift to his loving children. Flyer is clearly a heathen sodomite, quite possibly from Ottawa.

Probably doesn't like poutine either, the swine.

Flyer · « **Reply #1992 on:** July 27, 2020, 05:33:00 AM »

Quote from: stevent on July 26, 2020, 10:45:09 PM

Probably doesn't like poutine either, the swine.

With beer, all things are possible.

stevent · « **Reply #1993 on:** July 27, 2020, 09:48:58 AM »

Quote from: Flyer on July 27, 2020, 05:33:00 AM

Quote from: stevent on July 26, 2020, 10:45:09 PM

Probably doesn't like poutine either, the swine.

With beer, all things are possible.

Well there you go, sin and redemption all in one. Covered in gravy and washed down with a nice cold………

wait a minute, what kind of beer? Canukistaner beer as a general rule tastes like swill, except Labatt's or Kokanee, or that beer they sell at the Calgary Stampede back in the '80's with the buffalo on the can, that stuff goes down well. La Fin du Monde is good too, last time I was on the island my brother in law and I got absolutely slaughtered drinking that stuff.

Flyer · « **Reply #1994 on:** July 28, 2020, 11:54:32 AM »

Quote from: stevent on July 27, 2020, 09:48:58 AM

wait a minute, what kind of beer?

Too late, we’ve opened the whiskey...

stevent · « **Reply #1995 on:** July 30, 2020, 01:57:50 PM »

Quote from: Flyer on July 28, 2020, 11:54:32 AM

Quote from: stevent on July 27, 2020, 09:48:58 AM

wait a minute, what kind of beer?
Too late, we’ve opened the whiskey...

Ahh, uisce beatha, the water of life..

You have chosen wisely my son.

Flyer · « **Reply #1996 on:** July 30, 2020, 03:28:06 PM »

Quote from: stevent on July 30, 2020, 01:57:50 PM

Quote from: Flyer on July 28, 2020, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: stevent on July 27, 2020, 09:48:58 AM

wait a minute, what kind of beer?
Too late, we’ve opened the whiskey...

Ahh, uisce beatha, the water of life..

Bartender!
‘Nuther Irishman.

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #1997 on:** August 01, 2020, 02:33:44 AM »

America: the U in colour and flavour is unnecessary. We vote that it be dropped. What say you, Britain?

Rick Astley:

Flyer · « **Reply #1998 on:** August 01, 2020, 11:32:28 AM »

stevent · « **Reply #1999 on:** August 01, 2020, 06:17:26 PM »

Speaking of unnecessary letters, why do they put an "E" on the end as in " Ye Olde Towne Tavern" for example, like some restaurants and bars do? And what the hell is a "Ye" supposed to be? It's THE

Pretentious fucktards, the place was built in 2006, hell the building you knocked down to put it there wasn't THAT fekkin' old.