Author Topic: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight (Read 329 times)

mxvet57 · « **on:** June 18, 2014, 10:47:28 PM »

Had a taste for some ice cream tonight so i put on the leathers took the speedy to the supermarket. (still cageless)

At the checkout a girl came up to me excited that i was riding a Harley.

The conversation,

Me: No i don't ride a Harley.

Her: Well aren't those Harley leathers.

Me: No there motorcycle leathers. (i came short of saying do these look like assless chaps) And i don't ride a Harley.

Her: Every one wishes they could ride a Harley.

Me: Not me. Never have never will.

She just looked at me with a confused face and walked away. I grabbed my bag and receipt and left.

Veefer800canuck · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2014, 11:57:39 PM »

The power of marketing.

Ugh.

Cookie · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2014, 05:31:14 AM »

At least she didn't correct your grammar or spelling.

Eat more cat 2014

kneescrubber · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2014, 05:51:52 AM »

Now there's a sight I don't ever want to see. Ed in assless chaps.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2014, 08:21:58 AM »

Quote from: kneescrubber on June 19, 2014, 05:51:52 AM

Now there's a sight I don't ever want to see. Ed in assless chaps.

Couldn't agree with you more. I wouldn't want to see myself in them to.

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2014, 10:53:22 AM »

Keep using the ether and wear the arseless chaps.

smoker · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2014, 11:22:54 AM »

There's no such thing as ass-less chaps. If they had asses.....THEY'D BE PANTS!!

motormike · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2014, 11:29:36 AM »

Quote from: smoker on June 19, 2014, 11:22:54 AM

There's no such thing as ass-less chaps.

True...the ass is wearing them.

Mac · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2014, 01:43:45 PM »

I guess she would have swooned if you said you rode a Guzzi.

Moto Morphin Power Ranger · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2014, 01:59:52 PM »

They usually do

open sore · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2014, 02:50:15 PM »

Was she hot ?

mxvet57 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2014, 03:15:32 PM »

Quote from: open sore on June 19, 2014, 02:50:15 PM

Was she hot ?

Not even close and about 35 years younger.

stevent · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2014, 07:09:41 PM »

Way back when all dirt bikes were Honda's, now I guess all street bikes are Harleys..

Flyer · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2014, 07:13:53 PM »

Now I've to purge chapless asses from my mind...

Mac · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2014, 09:01:51 PM »

Quote from: Flyer on June 19, 2014, 07:13:53 PM

Now I've to purge chapless asses from my mind...

Eyebleach:

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mxvet57 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 19, 2014, 10:29:53 PM »

Mac, you've lost some weight.

Mac · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2014, 11:06:06 AM »

Oh good, I thought it all went to my butt.

Black Hills · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2014, 11:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Mac on June 19, 2014, 09:01:51 PM

Quote from: Flyer on June 19, 2014, 07:13:53 PM
Now I've to purge chapless asses from my mind...

Eyebleach:

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suddenly everything is right with the world

motormike · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2014, 11:19:20 AM »

I'm surprised someone hasn't started a butt thread.

Mac · « **Reply #19 on:** June 20, 2014, 03:59:29 PM »

Quote from: motormike on June 20, 2014, 11:19:20 AM

I'm surprised someone hasn't started a butt thread.

He said butt.

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