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If your motorcycle was a woman...
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:03:06 PM »
What kind of woman would she be?
Mine, a Concours 14, would be a large woman with a pretty face...
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2014, 07:34:52 PM »
My FJR would be pretty much the same -- except prettier and little bit faster.    :lol:

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2014, 07:40:22 PM »
German? Check.
Eighteen years old? Check.
Jugs peeking out? Check.

So,
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 07:46:44 PM »
Quote from: coho on April 15, 2014, 07:40:22 PM
German? Check.
Eighteen years old? Check.
Jugs peeking out? Check.

So,
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2014, 07:53:27 PM »
Oh, let me show you a picture of mi... oh wait.

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 08:06:06 PM »
Quote from: chornbe on April 15, 2014, 07:53:27 PM
Oh, let me show you a picture of mi... oh wait.

Vicarious living commences in 3... 2...


Obviously, Chris, it would be:

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 08:20:07 PM »
VSTROM=

Not pretty..........at all.  But gets the job done.
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 08:34:51 PM »
XT 250 -

Light, not very powerful.  Not super attractive but not particularly unpleasant to look at.  So....




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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2014, 09:11:37 PM »
Quote from: coho on April 15, 2014, 07:40:22 PM
German? Check.
Eighteen years old? Check.
Jugs peeking out? Check.



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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2014, 09:46:35 PM »
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2014, 10:26:51 PM »
ST1300....I call her me fat pig but she is nimble.....


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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2014, 10:28:32 PM »
My Bandit.  Not the youngest, or the hottest, or the fastest, but she has plenty of attitude, does all I need, and I love her:
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2014, 04:07:50 AM »
My Bandit

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2014, 06:22:42 AM »
Lara Croft - British, athletic, broadly-capable, and dirty. 

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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2014, 06:24:18 AM »
Fast and almost nekkid.
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« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2014, 06:45:43 AM »
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2014, 09:13:21 AM »
Anna Fenninger (Austrian ski team). Austrian. Long legged. Athletic. Rides motocross (ready to race, hahaha). More at http://www.anna-fenninger.at/

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2014, 09:14:38 AM »
well, I think she is strong, big, SEXY!, and GREEN!

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oh you wanted real chicks?  I'll have to look into that...
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2014, 03:56:15 PM »
I am not going to search for images of large attractive blue-skinned women while at the office.

It just wouldn't end well.
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2014, 03:59:12 PM »
Quote from: stew71 on April 16, 2014, 03:56:15 PM
I am not going to search for images of large attractive blue-skinned women while at the office.

It just wouldn't end well.


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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2014, 06:04:37 PM »
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(Sprint GT) She's not the lightest or newest model out there but she's absolutely gorgeous. She's completely refined when she needs to be but she has a bit of a rough edge and she's not afraid of it.
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2014, 07:59:38 PM »
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Kinda old
A little chubby
Not sexy
But she can cook
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2014, 08:04:40 PM »
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(Sprint GT) She's not the lightest or newest model out there but she's absolutely gorgeous. She's completely refined when she needs to be but she has a bit of a rough edge and she's not afraid of it.
hmm...who's the Italian equivalent to Joan?

Red '07 Griso.  Little bit overweight, lots of bottom end, mega jugs on display.  Draws a crowd when shown off.

Brief and enjoyable googling advises that Christina Hendricks used to live in Italy.

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2014, 08:10:44 PM »
I don't equate my motorcycles to women. They are tools that I use to accomplish my mission. They have no soul. They are only tools to do a job.

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2014, 08:10:52 PM »
No wait: Monica Belluci.

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2014, 08:11:42 PM »
Quote from: kneescrubber on April 16, 2014, 08:10:44 PM
I don't equate my motorcycles to women. They are tools that I use to accomplish my mission. They have no soul. They are only tools to do a job.

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Jesus, dude, I thought I was a misogynist.

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2014, 08:21:32 PM »
Quote from: Meemuh on April 16, 2014, 07:59:38 PM
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Kinda old
A little chubby
Not sexy
But she can cook


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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2014, 12:42:24 AM »
1992 Concours...Former steed and companion for 141k miles...

P.S.  even though Helen is  almost my mothers age I'd double down on her like a pair of Jacks.
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2014, 03:45:03 AM »
Quote from: misanthropist on April 16, 2014, 08:11:42 PM
Quote from: kneescrubber on April 16, 2014, 08:10:44 PM
I don't equate my motorcycles to women. They are tools that I use to accomplish my mission. They have no soul. They are only tools to do a job.

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Jesus, dude, I thought I was a misogynist.

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« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2014, 12:48:01 PM »
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2014, 12:51:51 PM »
Quote from: Cookie on April 16, 2014, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: stew71 on April 16, 2014, 03:56:15 PM
I am not going to search for images of large attractive blue-skinned women while at the office.

It just wouldn't end well.


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Feed her a couple of sammichs and she'd fill out nicely to match the FJR.
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2014, 12:54:24 PM »
I'll toss Liz's 919 into the mix... It's a no-frills kind of sexy, not the lightest, embraces its own shape, and super fun and very, very easy to look at.

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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2014, 01:25:22 PM »
2009 Honda Transalp....

And I'm going the opposite way with "if my bike was a guy". The answer is Simon Pegg:

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« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2014, 01:52:48 PM »
AAAh

My motorcycle is 25 years old. What's that in human terms?
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« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2014, 02:02:52 PM »
Quote from: Papa Lazarou on April 17, 2014, 01:52:48 PM
AAAh

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« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2014, 03:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Cookie on April 17, 2014, 02:02:52 PM
Quote from: Papa Lazarou on April 17, 2014, 01:52:48 PM
AAAh

My motorcycle is 25 years old. What's that in human terms?


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How long has she been dead in this picture?
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« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2014, 06:47:25 PM »
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2009 Honda Transalp....

And I'm going the opposite way with "if my bike was a guy". The answer is Simon Pegg:

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« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2014, 07:47:57 PM »
I have a sneaking suspicion that my bike is Rick Moranis.
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« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2014, 11:30:46 PM »
This would be my new bike:

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« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2014, 11:31:41 PM »
Eek!  I had no idea how big that second photo was.  sorry.
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« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2014, 05:19:53 AM »
Quote from: miles on April 17, 2014, 11:31:41 PM
Eek!  I had no idea how big that second photo was.  sorry.



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« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2014, 11:21:55 AM »
I actually have no idea.

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« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2014, 03:07:12 PM »
I think it would be:

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« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2014, 03:15:03 PM »
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I actually have no idea.

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« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2014, 09:45:23 PM »
BMW R1100S = Curvaceous German with big jugs, not the lightest but not overweight, "sporty" some years ago, but with a rear end that looks like an Italian.

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« Reply #47 on: May 02, 2014, 02:12:33 PM »
I'm surprised nobody has linked in that video of that guy making love to his scooter.   :rolf:
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Re: If your motorcycle was a woman...
« Reply #49 on: May 02, 2014, 02:25:59 PM »
Quote from: giaka on May 01, 2014, 11:21:55 AM
I actually have no idea.

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