Sport-Touring
The Lounge => Off Topic Discussion => Topic started by: mxvet57 on November 11, 2013, 07:07:35 AM
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Oldie but goodie
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Let's do it
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Happy Birthday Ed.
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Rain is coming
Snow behind it
Temperatures dropping to
Going back outside
To rake leaves
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I'm retired, bitch! ;D
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I hate Mondays
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Motorcycles are neat.
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Hold muh beer
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and watch this!
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No double posting
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Laughing Out Loud
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Snow coming tonight
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It's here already
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An inch already
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That freaking blows
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Welcome to Michigan!
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Winter is coming
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It's here already
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Ho Ho Ho
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Seven more weeks
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photo tag anyone?
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Would love too
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Roads to slick
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Covered in snow
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On your nose
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Audio ads blow.
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Like the wind.
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Get some Beano
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I don't know
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Laid 'er down
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I love you
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Check the ring.
Not that ring...
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Bacon, lettuce, tomato
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best sammich evar :drool:
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I feel dirty.
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Get a shower
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I need coffee
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I want beer.
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Make it frosty.
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Go to Wendy's
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Wendy's has beer?
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They have frostys
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Watch surfing Mavericks. . ..
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I make beer
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I feel better
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stop wasting time
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Tickle me, Elmo.
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Tickle me, Elmo.
Winner!
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that's one word
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You are correct
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I gotta poop
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I just did
It smells bad
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Too much information.
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hockey game tonight
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I feel better
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Thanks for sharing
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That's your problem
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Quit my job.
Six figures gone
Nothing lined up
Wife earns good
No stress now
Sleeping well now
Life is good
Seeking next challenge
Life is good
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Time to RIDE!!
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Born on today
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rained last night
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rained last night
Better than "white".
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Better than "white".
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That's next week.
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...and the next...
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Back home tomorrow.
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Home sweet Garage.
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The man cave
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fog today dammit
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Tarmac cloud cover.
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frog strangler outside
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no rain here
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Rain was yesterday
FY@#en cold today
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Raining in Seattle.
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Raining in Seattle.
There's a headline. :lol:
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I know, right?
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Your all wet
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Your all wet
Nope, Gore Tex.
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But it leaks
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Your friend, Depends.
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Nothing happening here.
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The whirrled terns.
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Round and round.
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You are lost
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Go get stufed
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Absolutely, come Thursday.
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I hate colds.
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Haters gonna hate
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whats to hate
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What've you got?
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Hemmies and stink-foot.
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See a podiatrist.
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Rather a "sex-therapist".
With a cold.
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May-be a lot lizard
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Drive a Kenworth?
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Keep on truckin'. . .. :banana:
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Drive a Peter-belt
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See the world.
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Join the Navy
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Ride the world 8)
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Jump the shark.
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cross the river
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Bite the "bullet".
:naughty:
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Sixty eight mustang
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Sixty eight mustang
Sixty nine Boss.
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Speed of sex
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Brace yourself, Effie!
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Here it comes.
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Shit rolls downhill
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It's the gravity.
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Mean ol' man.
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Grumpy old fart
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Crusty mucus membrane.
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Snot filled hankie.
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damn sick people
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You expected more :P
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Your all sickos
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Welcome aboard, Cap'n.
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Page four? Really?
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You need banning
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That's another thread.
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Far, far away.
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Land of oz
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Fruits and nuts.
:rolleyes:
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Squires like nuts
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Skewer the squires.
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Jump the queen
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Tom Cruise couch
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Scientology is goofy
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Like this Goofy?
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Goofy for prez.
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Gotta be better
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Gotta be better
Make a pie.
Feel much better.
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Apple crumb pie
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Even cafeteria pie!
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Need barf bag.
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don't fly hungover.
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I am now.
Blackhawks lost tonight
Miserably to Toronto.
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Hardly ever happens.
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Nothing happening here.
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That is all.
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You're too munch.
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That's just nice
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You're too munch.
Just munch enough.
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Unpossible mit bacon.
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I feel better!
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Good from far
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Far from good
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From good far
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Take your meds
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Share your meds.
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Sharing is caring
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That's my line.
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Toe that line.
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Sink the bismarck
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Biscuits and gravy
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Waffles and chicken
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Kill the fetus
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Up yer jumper!
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Do the Dew.
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Ow my nose
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Marcia marcia marcia
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That's not fair
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Life's not fair.
My Mom sed.
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What's for dinner
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What? You hungry.
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Eat that ass
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Now there's class
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Saved by bell
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Raped by Verizon.
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Twenty to life
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For a smartphone?
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Raped by Verizon.
Resistance is futile.
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Iron Maiden Rocks!!!
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Rock maiden irons.
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Maiden rocks iron
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Rock paper scissors
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Brave New World
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Use the Force.
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Spaceballs the movie
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Remember the schwartz
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Radar is jambed
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Klinger wears dresses.
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Looks good to.
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Good to what?
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Good to Ed.
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You a crossdresser?
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He's a crosstourer.
:rolf:
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Bold new graphics
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Heat management package.
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Smothered in underwear
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Those aren't mine.
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Must've been Ed's
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Shit in yours?
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Poop in toilet
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It's about time.
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Better hurry then
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Put seat down
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Eyes are burning!
Please be kind.
Turn fan on.
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Hold your breath
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Strike a match
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Light the fuse.
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Drop the ball
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Cock the hammer
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Dahmmmm the torpedoes.
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Hammer on drums
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Hammer your face
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Doctor my eyes.
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Hot for teacher
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Big badda boom.
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Lips like sugar.
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Snow keeps coming
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That's freaking awesome
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Lake effect now
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More plowing jobs!
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Not for you
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Yes for me
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I rode today
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I rock tobogganing.
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Still plowing snow!!!
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got new tires
going riding tomorrow
:bigok:
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:twofinger: :twofinger: :twofinger:
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fuck you ed
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What he said.
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...In his dream.
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What is snow?
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Are you stupid
You snort it
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Don't do drugs
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...without parental consent.
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Not G rated
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I'm trail rated!
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Let it snow.
Let it snow.
Let it snow.
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...on anyone else. :mad:
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Shit doesn't end
Eight more inches
Snow that is
Now getting windy
Below zero tonight
And allday tomarrow
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Loving this weather
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Speak for yourself.
We need rain.
Droughts suck bigtime.
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Snow will melt
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Flood your basment
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Scary crawl space
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John Wayne Gacy
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Gawd Freeking Zilla
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There goes Tokyo.
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Go Go Godzilla
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Oooo ooo ooh.
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Bunch of drunks
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Jealousy becomes you. :razz:
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Behind The Candleabra
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Denver and Seattle
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Sitting in tree
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Pitching green apples
at the postman.
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working's no fun
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Doing it wrong.
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Fu@#ing snowing again
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Happy Birthday Ed.
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Was last month
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28 day period?
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You people suck
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Switched to blow
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Switchin' to Glide.
(A Harley thing)?
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Switch to off.
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Crank to "eleven".
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Hold your ears.
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Grab yer ankles
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Kiss your ass
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Hear my breath
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Smell my words
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Bite my onion.
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Fiddle dee dee.
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Fiddle dee dee.
Double "D" love.
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Zippity do da
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Zippy don't da.
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Zippy the Pinhead
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Pinheads are pointless.
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What's your point?
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His cranial protuberance.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
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Wang dang doodle
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Play your noodle
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Ol' Man sed.
Use yer noodle.
:gerg:
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My brother Esau.
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Wake up ladies
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Drop that box.
Grab yer sox.
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Here in limbo
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Ham and cheese.
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Stay in bed?
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Warm and comfy.
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Went to work.
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Work to ride
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Sell your bikes.
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Another soap opera
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Weve got cake.
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Sell your bikes.
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only one left!
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Fifteen hunnert bucks?
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Plus cake farts
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Well that stinks
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Warming up again
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Spring's almost here
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Food poisoning sucks. :hurl:
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Some bad fish?
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Bacon is gross
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Bad gyros actually.
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Lost three pounds! ;D
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That's one way
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That's one way
Two ways actually. 8)
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Bacon is gross
You are broken.
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:shrug:
Must be vegan.
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Alpinestars fulla bromhidrosis.
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Say what Willis
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His boots reek..
:o
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Like poopy diapers
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Hey Depends boy
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Need more BEER!
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Never run out
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Brew yer own.
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Don't know how
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Great god Google.
http://www.beersmith.com/beereasy_video.htm (http://www.beersmith.com/beereasy_video.htm)
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Or ask Clay
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"Dear Mrs. Clay..."
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On the loose
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more feral cats?
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No other kind.
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All cats suck.
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Smoke another joint
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Lose the chip.
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Far out man
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Cheech and Chong
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Dave's not here.
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Sign the papers
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Smell like chit
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Go balls deep
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Balls are shallow.
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Like your self
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Bunz up kneelin'
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Wheelin' and dealin'
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Lockin' and loadin'.
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Duck and Cover :tinfoil:
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Stop, drop, roll.
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Kiss my aura
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Fawna, you wanna?
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Git a room
Both of ya
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Don't be jealous
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You guys done?
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Done with what?
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Just three words
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Just gettin' started.
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Late tothe show.
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Found a dollar.
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I lost one.
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Bar of soap.
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On a rope.
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Don't bend over!! :eek:
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Twist and shout.
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Sturm und drang.
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Kiss my grits
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Get the chapstick.
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Get a job
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Get a clue
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Welfare is easier
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Never get it.
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Waste of time.
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Waste of oxygen
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Talking about you?
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Doctor Frasier Crane
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The Time Lords
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Jenna-Louise Coleman
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She's got boobs.
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I like cantaloupe
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Wrapped in prosciutto.
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Boobs are good.
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Jenna-Louise Coleman
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Thank you Flyer.
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Handsomest Time Lord
companion choice evaaaaar!
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well she'll do....... :shrug:
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Run.......... and remember.
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Duck and cover.
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Lay down Sally
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Around the world
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Over the moon.
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To the showers
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A golden shower
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Take the train
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Sell your bike?
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Sell which one?
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Never sell. Accumulate!
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Exterminate exterminate exterminate.
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De-catify the planet.
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Doing my part!
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Texas speed bump.
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That's an armadillo.
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Aren't you Bright.
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Shoot at Will..
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Who is Will?
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WARNING WILL ROBINSON
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Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
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That's a stretch.
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Just a bit!
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You don't ride.
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Not very often!
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We figured that.
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We figured that.
Don't encourage him.
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Be the ball.
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nah nah nah
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"call the ball"
any Naval Aviators?
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In the wind
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Break the wind.
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In the elevator
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Ambiance for muzak
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Righteous bass line
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Right base line.
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Exit stage left.
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Buy my boat!
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Run Forest run!
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Box of chocolate.
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Can of worms.
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Snake in grass
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Bag of hammers.
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Wages of sin
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Are sometimes excellent.
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As are lapdances.
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Obvious wet spot.
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Got a towel?
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Quicker picker upper.
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Where's Mr. Whipple?
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Clean-up #2
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Clean-up #2
Missed the toilet?
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Crop dusting action
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Chicken salad sandwich.
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Some bad Mayonnaise
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Happy Birthday Ed.
You ol' fossil.
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bitch and moan
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Rock and roll
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Wriggle and twitch.
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Shock the monkey.
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Rock the cashbah
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Rob the cashbox
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Smoke up, Johnny.
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Ya'all are twisted
L;
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Shake it baby
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Twist and shout
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Fart then belch.
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Toilet seat's cold!
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Toilet seat's cold!
Got some shrinkage?
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Can't really tell
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Keep it secret
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Under arm deodorant
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yes, please do....
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Rollon or powder?
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Whatever you got
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Janitor inna drum.
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Lots of keys
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Butt Crack Barney
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One big fart
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Area denial weaponry.
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Clay loves Craigslist.
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Ebert loved Schindlerslist.
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Great googly moogly.
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I'm awake now.
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Espresso forte rules!
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Alarm is loud.
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It's raining today.
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No rain here.
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Rained earlier here
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Great googly moogly.
Great Caesar's ghost!
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Flatman and Ribbon
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Great riding today. :banana: :chili:
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Hey, me too! :bigok:
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Be a joiner.
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Fallow the path
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Sugar in water.
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Southern sweet tea.
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Yes, sweet tea!
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needs some lemon
:o
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And some liquor.
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Coke and chips
Sugar and salt
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Cock and bull
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Pomp and circumstance.
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Plump Circus Pants
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Pimp Cindy Plant
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Drunken chicken stew.
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Fabulous Furry Freaks.
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Bald bottomed bastiges.
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Veni Vidi Vici
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Alea iacta est.
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Veni Vidi Vici
Philip Morris logo
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"Kiss my grits".
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Pee Wee Herman
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Tiny Wet Willie.
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Tiptoe through tulips.
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Fat Freddies Cat
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Free wheelin' Franklin
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Holy heart failure
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With the food
That you eat.
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Downside to bacon??
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Kills ya slowly
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Not fast enough
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Eat yer mushrooms.
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Tastes like dirt
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Ooooo, the colours...
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Wow. Whoa. Really?
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Far out dude.
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Fer sure. Totally.
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That's bitchen dude.
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Sock it toome.
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That's a stretch.
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bet yer bippy
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Rowan and Martin
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Martin and Lewis.
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Funk and Wagnalls
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My Favourite Martian.
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My Favourite Martian.
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Delete foo lacking...
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Bet your bippy.
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Wow, deja vu.
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Born cross eyed.
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Cross eyed Mary?
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Eyeing little girls.
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Mother nature's son.
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Bailia mi hermana
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With bad intent
:couch:
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One fish two...........
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My head hurts
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Bandy legs, too.
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Crotchety old bastard.
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...need lovins too.
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Yeah we do.
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Slit your wrists
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Boo fucking whoo
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One less dipwad.
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Fu#@n rain again.
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Fu#@n b1tc*y people.
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Feel the love.
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Kum by ahhhhhhh......
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that's just gross
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Love is beautiful
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Sex is beautifuller.
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Thunder and lightening!!
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Van is rocking.
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Thunder and lightening!!
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Large bowel movement?
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Van is rocking.
You mean pickup?
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Van is rocking.
You mean pickup?
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No a Volkswagen
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Way too small.
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Hey! No peeking!
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Make it rain
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Way too small.
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Not for midgets.
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midget clown car?
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Dog and pony
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That's in Tijuana.
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need a stool
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Pinch a loaf
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An angry loaf.
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A vile puddle.
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An odoriferous oubliette.
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I need sleep.
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Yes.
You.
Do.
!!!
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Ten monkeys whirling.
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Puff puff pass
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Overtaking a train?
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It's 4:20 somewhere
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Blackhawks are winning.
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Sterling is whining.
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Poor, poor billionaire. :cry: :'(
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Money makes whiners
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Stupid loud mouth
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Bomb go BOOM
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Big badda boom?
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Big explosive BOOM
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Sticker rippin' fit?
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Is Conpilot around
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His successor is.
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mud splatterin' fart
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Avant garde undergarment.
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Scooby Doo Underoos.
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Holy underwear, Batman!!
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Mine sure are.
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Santa take note.
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with matching socks
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factory skid marks
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A pucker moment?
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Not pucker enough
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Try anal isometrics.
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with a pencil
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Push, pull, repeat.
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Another round here. :beerchug:
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Great weather today!
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Almost done work.
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Six winery afternoon.
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Monday morning hangover?
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Tylenol works wonders
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no hangover here! :blbl:
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Texas looks hot.
-
So's Jessica Rabbit
-
I'd hit that.
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Just another night
In the furball.
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Then you're dead
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That isn't good...
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Nothing is good.
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Vets are good.
-
So are Vettes
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So are Vettes
In a sinkhole
-
What a stinkhole.
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Ahead of you.
-
No job is
Done till you
Do the paperwork
-
Taking a dump?
-
Another egg roll?
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Chinese food holiday?
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Kitties can relax.
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Not for long.
Clay's in June.
Mmmm, mmmm, cat.
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With string beans.
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Just beer me.
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Scooby Dooby Doo!
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And Shaggy to
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Dictionary for Ed
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A lost cause.
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he could try...
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Does it matter?
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Words have meaning
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Not everyone's perfect
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Prefect. Ford Prefect.
-
Not Ford Fairlane?
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Built Ford tough
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John Wayne tough?
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John Wayne died
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Dieing's pretty tough.
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Easier if stoopid.
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Stoopid and oblivious.
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The Rolling Stones!
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Too many puppies!
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You the father?
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Screw the pooch?
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Pound the dirt.
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Is it lunchtime?
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No free lunches
-
Maybe the "Y"...
:naughty:
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I eats paste.
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I eats paste.
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And smell glue.
-
...and break winds.
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she should wash..
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Smells like cheese.
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From down under
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Lacey Underall, yum!
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Licking my chops.
-
With great anticipation.
-
I like ketchup.
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On your eggs.
-
Not my hotdogs!
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-
Only kids do.
-
Kids like Trix
-
I like Trixie.
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-
From the Honeymooners??
-
No. From work.
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-
Drive a bus?
-
Drive a bus?
Bandit, not Feejer.
:bigsmile:
-
Drive a bus?
Bandit, not Feejer.
:bigsmile:
Your a Putz. :lol:
-
Holy Thunder Batman! :eek:
-
Holy thunderthighs batman
-
T and A.
-
Bullet proof convertible.
-
The Pope mobile?
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Not Kennedy's Lincoln.
That's for sure.
In bad taste?
Deal with it.
-
Kennedy's the Pope?
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-
Nixon's the one.
-
It's not NEO?
-
Not a crook
-
Hamburglar was framed
-
Glove did fit.
-
You must acquit.
-
Twisted I say...
L;
-
Twisted sister rocks.
-
Sister Christian, NOT!
-
They both suck.
-
Like good vacuums.
-
I loathe airports.
-
pancakes pancakes pancakes
-
Wafflehouse @ 2am
-
Drunken dining Nirvana.
-
Stumble and Spew.
-
E Vomitas Rectum
-
Rectum?
Damnear killedem!
-
Ha ha ha
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-
Cookie is out!
-
With the cramps.
-
Time of month
-
TMI
-
Consider the source
-
What's your problem?
-
Where to start...
-
At the beginning
-
there was nothing
-
Seven "days" later...
-
It's a week
-
Motorcycles are cool.
-
except in summer.
-
Or when running
-
Sell yours yet?
-
Snicker chortle snort
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-
Sell yous yet?
I was young.
I needed money.
I'm old now,
Nobody is paying.
:naughty:
-
Get over it
-
Not a chance.
-
on the 405?
-
Eastbound and down.
-
10-4 good buddy
-
Learn trucker slang
-
Big K Whopper
-
Going 10 100.
-
Pregnant roller skate
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Going 10 100.
Big sewer pickle.
-
Coprophagia ain't glamorous.
-
Time for breakfast.
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-
Cup of Joe.
-
Thats 10 200.
-
You went twice.
-
Handsomer twin brother.
-
The other one.
-
New Potato Caboose
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-
shit eatin dog..
-
Tastes like chicken
-
Wings and beer.
:beerchug:
-
Check it out
-
This spring sucks.
-
Yes it does
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Winter coat today.
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Out for breakfast.
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-
With the momanaror?
-
Whip the narrator.
-
What's a momanaror?
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fuckin' Nancy Boys
-
Need moar snow!!
-
That'd be awesome
-
Like raining chocolate!
-
Alien in attic
-
Read that book.
-
Indian in cupboard
-
The Gong Show
-
Big bong hits
-
The bong show.
-
Purple haze mirage.
-
Getting the munchies.
-
Eat some Cheetos.
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-
Getting the munchies.
A true STOner. :smoking:
-
Flash back Mac.
-
chemical induced narcosis?
-
Hot Tub Party
-
Swim wear optional.
-
Even man hammocks?
-
What about hamhocks?
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I like pie.
-
Pie is good
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Eel pie, NOT!
-
only jellied Eel
-
Eels hate jelly.
-
Jam the radar
-
Walter "Radar" O'Reilly
-
Big magnetron tube
-
Little bunny foofoo
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-
My favoutire blankie.
-
Linus Van Pelt
-
Pelted with rain.
-
Dark sky here
No rain though
-
Maybe it's night?
-
In four hours
-
...nurse brings meds.
-
Mac should know.
-
Mac knows best.
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-
Mom knows best.
Mac's just guessin'.
-
Mac KNOWS mom?
-
Well I'll be.
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-
Well I'll be...
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... a monkey's uncle.
-
A distant relation?
-
A Big Disappointment.
-
You mean Monkees?
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Davey Jones Locker
-
Mike Nesmith's touque.
-
Right on man.
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-
Pass the weed
-
It's 4:20 somewhere
-
Got munchies again.
-
Lick your finger
-
I don't know
Where it's been.
-
Pull my finger
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-
No chance, weirdo.
-
Didn't fall forit
-
Smells like flowers
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-
Is it spring?
-
It has been
-
It's almost summer
-
What a bummer.
Summer's too hot.
Fall is better.
-
Ice in leathers!
Cool tool, eh?
-
Go to bed.
-
Good morning Ed.
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-
Good night nurse.
-
Feed the birds
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Tuppence a bag
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A babies arm
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Holding an apple
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Time for breakie
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Maybe a waffle?
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-
Or possibly pancakes
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-
Definitely some taters
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And a coffee
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Mom is treating
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That's always nice.
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My turn next
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Anyone else here?
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Is this on?
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-
Would you shutup.
-
You talk tomuch.
-
Pancakes sound good.
-
And coffee to.
-
I am awake.
-
Weetabix and tea
with some bluberries
works for me
-
You can rhyme.
-
He's a poet
But didn't knowit.
-
Mac rhymes to.
-
Rhymes with waffle.
-
Sounds like "awful".
-
I like waffles.
-
cockedy, cock, cock.
-
Papa likes cock?!
-
Papa likes cock?!
It appears so.
-
Born that way
-
Millhouse or Milquetoast?
-
Walkin the dog
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-
that doesn't rhyme
-
Neither does rutabaga
-
How about Studabaker?
-
Rhymes with asparagus?
-
Just about allofus.
-
I eats paste
-
Too many carbs.
-
Use fuel injection.
-
Needs a turbo.
-
Use fuel injection.
I'd be blown.
-
I'll take one.
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-
Flyer does that????
-
I doubt it.
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-
Stick on clock.
-
Strap on rooster
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-
Pass mind bleach
-
Too late now.
-
Look right here:
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Men In Black
-
Not in me!
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Always pull out
-
...nick of time.
-
Nick. Nick danger.
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-
Austin Danger Powers.
-
Long Duk Dong.
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Good ol' Dick
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dead an' stinkin'....
-
Is he really?
-
Not in reality.
-
well soon then...
-
No one here
Gets out alive.
-
Not even Shah?
-
Mind the gap.
-
Watch your step.
-
Warm cow manure
-
Big steaming pile
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
What's a Chorbe?
-
Mil-or-Ganite
-
A bubble boy
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-
Should delete that.
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-
or not
-
Two men enter...
-
or not
Finish your post!
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Tasty spiced cat.
-
what he said
-
Distant sirens, louder.
-
Run Forrest run!!!
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-
Don't pass go.
-
Pass the beer.
-
Good strong coffee.
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Good strong coffee.
Saturated with Bailey's.
-
Happy Memorial Day
-
Go make breakfast.
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-
I'm getting hungry.
-
I toasted bagels
-
I ate BBQ.
-
Hey who doesn't?!
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-
Cookie hates BBQ!!
-
You are mistooken
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-
Too much pork!
-
Bacon solves everything.
-
Bacon über alles.
-
Friend or enemy?
-
A neutral Deathstar.
-
A neutral Deathstar.
Maybe eggshell white?
-
Wild Irish Rose.
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Impertinent French cabernet.
-
I'm back boys
-
You all suck.
-
And Stripes to.
-
As Cookie to.
-
Just catching up.
-
Hold my coffee.
-
And watch this.
-
It's 'too' Ed.
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Oh, fuck you.
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Brown bottle flu
-
Wanna pork sandwich?
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-
Or get porked..
-
Good morning Cookie
-
And FU to.
-
Again, that's too.
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-
Ed, you home?
-
I am now.
-
Home all week?
-
I smell cookies!
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-
I owe him! :redface:
-
Bitchin' pay back!
:beerchug:
-
Home all week?
I'm always home.
Bitchin' pay back!
:beerchug:
Tip your baker.
-
UPS Store visited. :bigok:
-
:banana: :bigok: :drif:
-
In heavy syrup.
-
With extra cheese
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Cheese burger dinner.
-
BLT for lunch.
-
BLT for dinner.
-
BLT for postcoitals!
:chili: :chili: :chili:
-
where's my BLT??????
-
There's no cake.
-
Fifty seven channels
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-
And nothin on
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-
There's always hockey!
-
Go make cookies
-
Pecan chocolate chip.
-
Go make cookies
Did that already.
-
where are they? :inlove:
-
On there way.
-
Their, there, they're.
-
You forgot theyer.
-
Don't forget that.
-
Say what now?
-
OK. What. Happy?
-
What me worry
-
Enjoy your decadence.
-
Decade of decadence
-
Not long enough.
-
Blackhawks win tonight.
-
Stupid man cold
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-
Stupid man cold
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Put on coat.
Stupid man warm.
-
You are funneh
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Just tracked cookies.
-
Just tracked cookies.
And? And? And?
-
Stupid man cold
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Put on coat.
Stupid man warm.
Cats are warm
-
Just tracked cookies.
And? And? And?
Out for delivery!!! :bigok:
-
Just tracked cookies.
And? And? And?
Out for delivery!!! :bigok:
Waiting in anticipation.
-
I'm all aquiver.
-
Eat my liver.
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-
...with nice Chianti.
-
And fava beans.
Thp thp thp.
-
onions and gravy
-
Do the jitterbug
-
I'm too far. :(
-
Potato potato potato.
-
Ahhh ooooo gaaah.
-
Cookies have arrived. :banana:
-
Cookies have arrived. :banana:
Awesome. Was worried!
-
Was worried!
Posties are plump.
-
Pasties cover nipples.
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-
Everyone has nipples
-
What's big deal?
-
Price is right!
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-
Bob Barker pervert.
-
Your mother, Trebek.
-
Girl Scout cookies?
-
fuckin little gangsters
-
Pearl Jam tickets!
-
Epic lunchtime walk!
-
Walking off cookies.
-
Frigid chocolate chip.
:drool:
-
Hurt my back
-
Same here to.
-
to, too, two
-
Us fat Fu*^s
-
Same here to.
Myself as well.
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Leave Ed alone
-
It's two fun!
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Two on one.
-
Good and plenty.
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Mike and Ike
-
Goats head soup
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-
Afghan cuisine sucks
-
Out'a the blue
-
Into the black
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-
Up your arsenal.
-
Manchester rulz sucka!
-
Up the Reds
-
Rocking up ounces
-
cans of beer?
-
Microwaving crack cocaine
-
Blackhawks win again.
Game seven Sunday.
Kings season over.
-
Kings season over.
Better at golf.
-
Golf hat trick
-
Big golf brawl.
-
useless little ball
-
Drives men nutz.
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-
You are nutz.
-
Fuck you Ed
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-
Fuck you Ed
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Good afternoon to.
-
Back to yardwork.
-
accomplished this morning
-
before too hot
-
This ain't Texas.
Grass is green.
And is cut.
-
Grass is green.
Buds not matured.
:smoking:
-
Tail Bud Green
-
To Mr. Big
-
In Tiny Town.
-
Breeding a dwarf!
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Woman in tydie
-
Just saw her.
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
-
Doctor my eyes.
-
Breeding a dwarf!
Chorbe is a cat loving whore
Not done yet.
-
not dead yet
-
Grim reaper ahead.
-
wait a minute
-
Time is UP!
-
Time goes by
-
Play it again.
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-
Ground hog day.
-
Ran one over.
-
Thump
wait
thump
-
Zombie rodent's revenge.
-
very vivid imagination
-
Seventy's flash back.
-
Wait. What? Whoaaaaaaaa...........
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Doooooooooood! Like,
what?
-
Heh. I know.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
I used to
-
Did you forget?
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Or just melt.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Blackhawks win again.
Game seven Sunday.
Kings season over.
Spoke too soon.
-
Page sixty nine.
-
Page sixty nine.
Great Googly Moogly!
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
FIFTY POUNDS LOST!!!
:banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili:
-
Pics. Pics. Pics.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
That's great news!
-
Too much money
-
Not enough money.
-
Get a job
-
Oh how mundane.... :rolleyes:
-
Nothing but love.
-
Go f*ck yourself.
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-
There's your love.
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-
Touch me there.
-
In three weeks.
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-
Quivering in antici...pation.
-
ho hum yawn
-
Your all pansies.
-
all my panties
-
On your head.
-
Time for bed
-
lullaby and goodnight.
-
Hooked on phonics
-
Painful hemorrhoidal itch
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-
Try some ointment.
-
No, I'm good.
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-
Hand over fist
-
Out the door.
-
To ride some
-
New KTM motorcycles. :wings:
-
Leaving checkbook home.
-
What's a checkbook?
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-
Always use cash
-
For buying boats?
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-
For buying marijuana
-
For selling bikes
-
For selling bikes
Ding! Ding! Ding!
-
Cookies all gone.
Nom Nom Nom
-
Gross fat people
-
Why no love?
-
You new here?
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-
I'm so fat. :(
-
Long time lurker.
-
Time to exercise.
-
I hear that.
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-
venison vegetable soup
-
Lelu Dallas Multipass
-
Big bada boom!
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-
goodie two shoes
-
dirty old man
-
Average heterosexual hominid.
-
Riding motorcycles suck
I'm selling mine.
Stripes buy them.
Then sell them.
At a loss.
-
Ed's been drinking.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Never taken losses
-
good for you
-
Pass the bacon.
-
Not done yet
-
Was it done.
When the Germans.
Bombed Perl Harbor.
-
Germans bombed Hawaii?
-
wrong losers Ed
-
I'm being kind
-
cuz, Luv ya
-
too much coffee
-
late at night
-
like my granddaughter?
-
Ed is correct.
Man that hurt.
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-
Wait? What? Who?
-
I know, right?
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Sheep are loose.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Tye die abundant.
-
S'what I'm hoping!
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Swat the flies.
-
in the buttermilk
-
Shoo fly shoo
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Teenie, tiny shoos.
-
City, tiny lights.
-
Compact floresent bulb
-
Italian Christmas lights.
-
dark and sinister
-
Darker and sinisterer.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
very dark shadows
-
Mr. Mojo rising
-
The Shadow knows.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
into your gloom
-
gloom and doom
-
Coffee ready yet?
(Posted from bed)
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-
Cream and sugar?
-
Black or nothing.
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-
Mines brewing now.
With some sugar.
and french vanilla.
-
Tea for me!
-
Coffee done brewing.
Time for cup.
-
Mines brewing now.
With some sugar.
and french vanilla.
Foo foo boy.
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-
Mines brewing now.
watch your step
-
Tea for me!
Me too, please...
-
Tea for me!
Me too, please...
Black? Green? White?
-
Raise your pinky.
-
Shock the monkey
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-
by flinging poo.
-
Raise your pinky.
NOT THAT "PINKY"!
:eek:
-
Ew. Just ew.
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-
Tea for me!
Me too, please...
Black? Green? White?
Black, with milk.... ;D
-
That's just wrong.
Just not right.
Fuck you Ed.
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-
Black? Green? White?
Earl Grey. Hot.
-
Darjeeling, straight up.
-
Chamomile at night. :smiley_thumb:
-
Chamomile at night. :smiley_thumb:
Sleepy time tea.
Grow yer own!
-
Whatever with whiskey.
-
And Mountain Dew
-
That's just wrong.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Needs an intervention...
-
Mountain Dew's nasty.
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-
I love Dew
-
I am awesome
-
Cookie said so
-
But not me.
-
I am awesome
Narcissists generally are.
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-
I am awesome
Narcissists generally are.
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:lol:
-
Boo fucking hoo
-
Hurt my feelings
-
Hope you're happy
-
Big tough men
-
Won't say shit
-
At CLAY's BBQ
-
Bunch of losers
-
Awwww, don't cry.
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-
At CLAY's BBQ
If you're there.
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-
It's pretty far.
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-
I hate mosquitos.
-
They sure suck.
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-
None in Texas?
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-
recent heavy rains
-
produced the fuckers
-
Big as Chevys?
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-
with chrome rollbars
-
Kill. With fire.
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-
yard looks good
-
Green green grass?
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-
green green weeds
-
Smoke the weed. :smoking:
-
Only in Denver.
-
Don't forget Seattle... :smoking:
-
within limits though
-
The speed limit?
-
What speed limit.
-
Beyond lidar speed.
-
We've gone plaid!
-
not dead yet
-
Not alive either.
-
Fourteen more days.
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-
Thirteen more sleeps.
-
With the fishes.
-
Fith the wishes
-
Warp speed Scotty
-
As you wish!
-
Oh farm boy.....
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-
Good day today?
-
Oh hell yeah.
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-
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Men's Room, nice
-
Nate's nice guy?
-
That'll be photoshopped
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-
Wicked nice guy.
And f*cking huge!
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-
Does he know.
The morning salute?
-
She looks happy.
-
Blue...effin'...Angels!!! :eek:
-
They're quite impressive
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-
wild blue yonder
-
Thats Air Force.
-
It's all sky
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-
Thats Air Force.
Yes, I know.
-
former airman here
-
I flew today.
-
On my motorcycle.
-
It is fast.
-
And fun to.
-
Driftless Wisconsin fun.
-
Aimless wandering American.
-
Dirty old Ed?
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Mid West twisties? :rolf:
-
Deep South hoagies.
-
Drunk in Deadwood.
-
Drunk and disorderly
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Disorderly and drunk.
-
Off tothe slammer.
-
No law here.
-
Ed can't count.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
You just notice?
-
Oh hell no.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Beer is yummy.
-
Make mine coffee.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Me coffee junkie.
Me bleed brown.
Beer today, though.
-
That'd be bad.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Gutter crawling drunk
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Can walk fine.
No ride, though.
Deadwood's tiny. Whew.
-
Short work week!
-
Off for summer?
-
Don't I wish!
-
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Have a cigar.
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-
Pink Floyd rocks.
-
Which one's Pink?
-
Year after year
-
glad you're back
-
Speak for yourself.
-
SUPER sleepy tonight! :-\
-
Drink some caffeine.
Or bake cookies.
I like cookies.
Like cookie monster.
-
Oscar Cookie the grouch
-
Better than Grinch.
-
Who stole Christmas
-
Why you did.
-
Oscar Cookie the grouch
That's four words.
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-
It'll be okay
-
I was kidding.
-
Not really glad.
-
I'm over it
-
What happens next?
-
Stay tuned folks.
-
where's the title?
-
What'd I miss?
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-
Open your eyes.
Take a look.
-
Same old whining.
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-
well yeah kinda'
-
But not really.
-
Who you fooling.
-
Nunna the people.
-
Nunna the time
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-
new tires tomorrow :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili:
-
Better get riding.
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-
Three states today.
-
Take a break.
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-
Beer Food Sleep.
-
That's my mantra
-
More road tomorrow
-
Road is good
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Dirt is better.
-
Politics is dirt.
-
Take dirt road
-
Take a right.
Fork in road.
-
NASCAR, turn left
-
Rednecks turning left.
-
Round and round
-
That's my mantra
Have a Miata?
-
Till they crash.
-
On fire again.
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-
Get the marshmallows.
-
Or the extinguisher.
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-
Are hotdogs done?
-
In the bun
-
Sauerkraut on mine!!!
-
Macaroni and cheese
-
June Board Meeting 8)
-
june bug meeting
-
June BBQ meeting.
-
June Cleaver mom-ing.
-
The Asshat Summit
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-
In eleven days.
At Clays BBQ.
-
Very large banana.
-
Is it dancing?
-
Like a banana.
-
Bananas are graceful.
-
And very delicious.
-
So is coffee
-
So is coffee
Makes me dance.
It ain't pretty...
-
So will Tequila.
-
You drunk bastage
-
Bed feels good.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Really really good.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
See ya tomorrow.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Tomarrow for Ed.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Shuddup... Hic... Ed.
-
How's yer head?
-
On my shoulders.
-
Wanna pork sammich?
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Egg drop soup
-
Hot and sour.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Tastes kinda soapy.
-
Bar or liquid?
-
Wash your mouth.
-
Is it dirty?
-
Dirty girl preferred.
-
I'll take two.
-
Slacker or realist?
:shrug:
-
Paper or plastic?
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Live or Memorex?
-
Smooth or chunky?
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
stand or squat
-
Lager or ale?
-
straight or ice?
-
Terrance and Phillip.
-
Mutt and Jeff.
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-
Pork and Beans
-
Fried bologna sandwich.
-
Sex and Beer
-
Boats and hoes
-
Beer bong enema.
-
You need help.
-
Beer bong enema.
ha! (Ha) (ha)
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-
Eat more cat.
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-
Fireworks in Pennsylvania!
-
Cracked bell to.
-
You mean too?
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Always mean two.
-
three is better
-
Twat feck piss.
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-
Drive the green
-
Be the ball
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-
hit it hard
-
Happy Father's Day
-
Aww gee thanks... :augie:
-
Isn't that precious?
-
pockets are empty
-
Except for lint.
-
Knives and lint.
-
Tasty, tasty lint.
-
and an Airweight.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
-
Nasty little hobbitses.
Stealing our Precious.
-
Tastes liked chicken.
Eat more cat 2014
-
Choke your chicken.
-
and an Airweight.
Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......
Hey mine too...
Compact felon repellent :nono:
-
44 magnum persuader.
-
Dirty Harry wannabe.
-
Feeling lucky, punk?
-
deviated by minis
-
deviated by minis
HA!!! (ha) (ha)
-
Violated by aliens.
-
Hoisted by petard.
-
Hoisted by petard.
Ow, and OW!!!!
-
FINALLY back home.
-
And from where?
-
Alexandria and Baltimore.
-
Baltimore is rough
-
crabcakes are good!
-
Stop selling RTs.
-
How's the knee?
-
Sarah Connor knows.
-
I'll be back.
(In your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)
-
Back to work. :lamer:
-
the doubleyou word
-
Women or wheels?
-
Snakes or eels?
Eat more cat 2014
-
Wheels and wheelies
-
sport bike babes
-
Doctor, my eyes!
-
Blinded by science.
-
Must wear shades.
-
Futures so bright
-
Backwards, we are.
-
A little Yoda?
Eat more cat 2014
-
Or some yoga
-
luv yoga pants
-
Not for men
-
You ware them.
-
Get a dictionary.
-
Funk and Wagnals
-
Gorgeous intern translator.
-
Anyone want yogurt?
-
Nope. Power nap.
-
spell check test
-
Ed take note
-
they're misspelled notes.
-
Buncha grammar goonies.
-
High School English
-
Aboot time eh?
-
Need two boots.
-
Thunder in Ohio.
-
Rain in Illinois.
Is Doug around?
-
Two rain boots.
Are needed there.
-
Rain boots too?
Eat more cat 2014
-
on my way
-
Half way there!!
Eat more cat 2014
-
Please ride safely.
Eat more cat 2014
-
Cool and foggy.
-
Forecast or admission?
-
One day more!
-
Crossing the border.
-
Taco Bell run
-
Can't count either.
-
Crossing the border.
Sneaky little bastard
-
Crossing the border.
Sneaky little bastard
Sneaky little shit.
Get Neidermeyer onit.
-
I wanna rock!!
-
Rock on, dood.
-
Head bangers ball.
-
Rockin' the mullet?
-
Rocking the trailer. :naughty: :augie:
-
If this van
Is a rocken
Don't come knocken
-
Nixon's the One.
-
Wheat then stout.
-
Wheat then wheat
-
Spam, spam, spam.
-
Tastes like chicken
-
Choke your chicken.
-
Smell my finger
-
Pull my finger.
-
Ring my bell
-
With a bat.
-
Departing later today!
:burnout:
-
Bring the canon!
Eat more cat 2014
-
With a bat.
HA! (ha) (ha).
Eat more cat 2014
-
Bring the canon!
Eat more cat 2014
Will make suggestion.
-
Big badda boom.
Eat more cat 2014
-
Just woke up.
-
Coffee is brewing.
-
It's probably decaf.
-
Not a chance.
-
or folgers instant.
-
Ask Mrs. Olson.
-
I'd prefer tea
-
Beer Bacon Boobs
-
That's three bees
-
Bumble, hornet, or wasp?
-
Down yer pants!
:willy:
-
In your helmet.
I should know.
-
I do too.
Eat more cat 2014
-
Do they hurt?
-
Especially the ear.
-
Up yer nose.
-
With a rubber.
-
fucking yellow jackets
-
Wasps are worse.
-
Blackie Lawless agrees.
-
I remain unconvinced.
-
Read this article.
http://insects.about.com/od/antsbeeswasps/tp/schmidt_sting_index.htm (http://insects.about.com/od/antsbeeswasps/tp/schmidt_sting_index.htm)
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Rate this pain:
Golf ball drive
To the dingus.
Volunteer researchers encouraged.
-
you go first..
-
Never, EVAR volunteer.
-
Canon go boom.
Eat more cat 2014
-
I missed it. :cry:
-
Practice your aim.
-
Hit the rim.
-
center of mass
-
That'd be Worcester.
Eat more cat 2014
-
For roast beef?
-
And good sauce.
Eat more cat 2014
-
Aren't you driving?
L;
-
Not right now.
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I was then.
Eat more cat 2014
-
That a Denny's?
-
A Bob Evans
Eat more cat 2014
-
Epic effin' weekend!!!
-
80 MPH flat.
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80 MPH flat.
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That's not good.
-
Wasn't very fun.
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You didn't die?
-
Didn't go down.
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Clay's taxi service
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Hooray and stuff!
Continue being okay.
-
Took KLR home
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Thank, Mr Coho.
Pleased meeting you.
Travel safely home.
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Copper Harbor tomorrow!
Yummy beer awaits.
-
Bud lite, eh?
-
Oh hell no.
-
Theres no shame.
-
There should be.
-
:lol: :lol: :lol:
-
Brick side brewery
Copper harbor, mi
Really tasty beer
All three words
L;
-
Cut him off! ;)
-
Home. Not dead.
-
well that's good
-
Back to work.
All ye slackers.
-
Thanks again Flyer!
-
Where's my cat!
-
Where's my cat!
Sorry about that.
-
No your not.
-
Know your knot.
-
Tie a knot
-
Where's my cat!
In the pot.
On the grill.
And being digested
-
Chinese for dinner!
More cat, yay!
Eat more cat 2014
-
Where's the dog?
Korean for dinner.
-
Dog tastes arf-ful.
-
Eat more cat.
Eat more cat 2014
-
Burp a furball.
-
Owned a cat.
Never had furballs.
They don't exist.
One hundred pages!
Just Three Words!
-
Flying solo tonight! 8)
-
On the pig?
-
Absolutely no chance! :o
-
Pigs can't fly!
-
Yeah they can
I's seen em.
Eat more cat 2014
-
Catapults don't count.
-
Pitchez la vache!
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that's a cow
-
Are you sure?
-
Never be sure.
-
Never say never.
-
Fling a piano.
http://youtu.be/ppShcRlJeZI (http://youtu.be/ppShcRlJeZI)
-
Fling your poo.
Like a monkey.
Like our monkey.
Eat more cat.
Eat more cat 2014
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Wu flung Dung
Chinese Prime Minister
And his assistant
Wu Flip Poo
-
Hu flings poo!
News at ten.
-
Got rained on. :(
-
Back to bed.
ST.O
So much more than just a motorcycle forum!
-
Catch y'all later.
ST.O
So much more than just a motorcycle forum!
-
Goin' to inflater.
-
Looking at pron.
-
Sprung a leak.
-
Tried adult diapers?
-
Are they yours
-
I'm not leaking.
That'd be you.
-
He isn't leaking.
Just marking territory.
-
Oh, I see.
-
Like a Harley.
-
Or a dog.
-
Sleepy birthday boy.
-
It's only nine.
-
Almost ten now.
-
Almost ten now.
You're growing up!
:clap:
-
and getting old
-
A vicious cycle.
-
Kawasaki H Two
-
North Dakota's boring.
-
That's not surprising.
-
Try Las Vegas.
That'll suprise ya.
-
Or downtown Detroit.
(Bring bulletproof vest)
-
Learn from experience.
-
Stay outa Detroit.
-
Get outta Denver.
-
Great white north
-
Head on up.
-
Back it in.
-
Back to reality.
-
There goes gravity.
-
Replace the batteries.
-
In the transporter.
-
Perpetual conference calls. :o
-
Wow big words.
-
For you, yes.
-
And you no.
-
Butt no misspellings.
-
Aren't you nice.
-
You know it. :bigok:
-
Feck you Mac.
-
Feck adoodle doo.
-
Feck this place
-
Wheres my coffee?
-
In your lap.
-
Mystery box magic.
-
up yours, mate
-
woulda coulda shoulda
-
Sober up first.
-
Penguins traded Neal.
:cry: :angry: :willy: :bash: :mad: :nono: :cry:
-
Sober up first.
Just got back.
From the Hooters.
Two summer shanty's.
Two big glasses.
-
no jacket required
-
Phil Collins album.
-
Spelled that right!!
-
Go Ed go!
-
It's an anomaly.
-
Feck you two.
-
Feck you two.
Illegitimi non carborundum.
-
Illegitimi non carborundum.
That's a keeper.
Be you Roman?
-
Arrr, Pirate talk.
-
With eye patch.
-
Should be Aye.
-
Drivin' me nuts.
-
Got shwetty balls?
-
She said so.
-
One handed grab.
-
Cold, icy fingertips.
-
Ice, ice baby.
-
Talk about shrinkage.
-
Icy gnome fingers.
-
Repellant garlic breath.
-
Never enough garlic
-
Never enough garlic
I'm with Cookie
On this one
-
Six words Ed.
The period's important.
-
Is this better
. . .
. . .
And commas to
, , ,
, , ,
-
Is this better(?)
. . .
. . .
And commas to(o)
, , ,
, , ,
No. Apparently not.
-
We're never satisfied.
-
Like Prince's mom.
-
You home yet?
-
Homemade maple syrup! :drif:
-
Pancakes for breakfast?
-
You home yet?
Late last night.
No food here.
Must go shopping.
-
Pancakes for breakfast?
Oatmeal with blueberries.
-
Coffee for breakfast.
-
Coffee here too.
Fried egg sandwich.
-
TWO coffee breakfast!
Ahh ha ha!
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barbecue bacon cheeseburger...
baby back ribs...
smoked pork butts...
pig is good.
-
It's thundering outside.
The sky's dark.
Severe storms coming.
See some lightning.
-
Its sunny here.
-
It's thundering outside.
The sky's dark.
Severe storms coming.
See some lightning.
Be careful, Ed!
Secure the Corelle!
-
Batten the hatches?
-
Battering the hatchlings.
Sir, yes SIR!
-
Sunny in Seattle.
-
Wait five minutes
-
Doesn't work here.
-
Lovely day today.
-
Life is good
-
Battering the hatchlings.
Sir, yes SIR!
That should be,
Aye, aye sir.
Proper Navy terminology.
-
Arr! Also avast!
-
Shiver her timber?
-
Good morning asshats.
-
That should be,
Aye, aye sir.
Proper Navy terminology.
T'was your order,
Eh, "Sand Soldier"?
;)
-
Wuz Navy first.
-
First in Freedom
-
First in pie.
-
Always capitalize Pie.
-
And also Bacon.
-
Capitol Bacon Pie.
-
Bacon Pi 3.1415oink
-
Sounds, smells good.
-
Sinuses effin' hurt. :-[
-
I'll trade ya.
-
No thanks, Cookie. :'(
-
I like cookies. :thumbsup:
Not that cookie. :twofinger:
-
Have some popcorn. :rolf:
-
Plain or buttered?
-
Neither. Old Bay! :drif:
-
Still like cookies.
-
Waffles are best!!
-
blueberries and cream
-
Neither. Old Bay! :drif:
On popcorn? Huh.
-
Or with cookies
-
Neither. Old Bay! :drif:
On popcorn? Huh.
On everything, really.
-
Bacon Cookie Waffles
-
Marinated bull's testicle.
(Wrapped in Bacon).
-
Turkey Testicle festival.
http://www.midwesternadventures.com/huntley-turkey-testicle-festival/ (http://www.midwesternadventures.com/huntley-turkey-testicle-festival/)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/24/turkey-testicle-festival_n_2185026.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/24/turkey-testicle-festival_n_2185026.html)
-
must be nuts...
-
Have a ball.
-
Secret Policeman's Ball?
-
His other ball...
:rolleyes:
-
My left one.
-
Or my right.
-
It don't matter.
-
Anti matter matters.
-
Big bada boom
-
Big bada suck
-
Imploding would suck.
-
the chrome off
-
A trailer ball.
-
Sit on it.
-
Fourth of July
-
Fourth of July
Up yours, England!
-
Happy Independence Day
-
Pretty cheesy movie.
-
Wisconsin has cheeseheads.
-
Pick up truck
-
Kate Upton painted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry
VFRrider
-
Yellow rubber duckie
-
Not anatomically correct.
-
only 2 more
days until vacation.
:chili: :wings:
-
I'm almost done.
-
Bake at 350.
-
Bun in oven.
-
Ed is pregnant!!!!!!
-
Bake at 350 420.
I fixt it. :)
-
Got a light?
:smoking:
-
You missed it.
-
Vampires are oot.
-
What's an oot?
-
An Ood vampire.
-
Whats a yoot.
-
I meant, youths.
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That's a classic.
-
You too, Gramps.
-
:rolf:
:hail:
:twofinger:
-
That was two.
-
It's been corrected.
-
Oh. Much better!!
-
Here, have another.
-
Thank you sir.
-
Dean Wormer sux.
-
double secret probation
-
Paint fumes. Whoa..........
-
OH!
the
COLOURSsss
-
Strawberry fields forever
-
The psychedelic sixty's.
Cookie should know.
Or maybe not.
-
More like '78
-
Up to '83
-
You're wicked old.
-
Really wicked old
-
Wicked pissah old.
-
Crusty old goat.
-
Wicket old's good?
Sent from the top of Orthanc
Using mothes.
-
Better than dead.
-
grateful every day
-
Above the ground.
-
What about miners?
-
There are laws...
:nono:
-
Canary still living?
Getting slightly woozy.
Just dropped dead.
Time to go!
-
Slip the Mickey.
-
Turned 47 today.
Vacation starts today.
Houseboating all week. :bigok:
-
Sold the bikes?
-
And the airplanes
-
I love flying.
-
With the pigs?
-
Look out below!
-
grab the umbrellas
-
And hot sauce.
-
grab some milk
-
Love those mammaries.
-
Do the motorboat.
-
Call me Captain.
-
Kangaroo or Crunch?
-
It's Mchale's navy.
-
Head for Taratupa.
-
Dance the Tarantella.
-
Stomp the tarantula!
:willy:
-
Stomp the grapes.
-
Promote curb stomping
-
Sell your bike?
-
https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=register (https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=register)
-
DON'T CLICK THAT!!!
-
I'm goin' in!
-
Like a fish.
-
Boats are wet.
-
So is Stripes.
-
Stripes are fattening.
-
Give it up
-
He is gone.
-
Well not completely.
-
Phasing out slowly.
-
What's going on?
-
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, nothing much.
-
OK I'm back
-
I see that
-
You see what?
-
Stevant is back
-
Poor reading skills?
-
You went somewhere?
-
Everybody is somewhere.
-
As am I.
-
I'd have bet.
-
no wooden nickels
-
Don't bend over.
-
And pickup soap.
-
Especially liquid soap
-
Cleans AND lubes.
-
Loose as goose.
-
That should be...
Leese as geese.
-
I like pie.
-
So do I.
-
Big custard pie.
In your face.
-
Throw more Brandy!!
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Good night Juno.
-
Fuck you Frank.
-
Play nice kiddies.
-
From a movie.
-
God Bless America
-
That's the movie
-
What's a movie?
-
$20 plus, plus.
-
Not Sunday matinee.
-
Massive sticky kids. :mad:
-
Massive, sticky tits.
-
Different theater hopefully.
-
I blame BP
-
Those damned English.
-
It's Papa's fault.
-
He's Welsh, silly.
-
He's close enough.
-
Within airstrike range.
I'm just sayin'...
-
But the sheep!??!
-
Those poor sheep.
-
yummy roast lamb!
-
Cream of mushroom
-
neeps and tatties
-
Nips and titties.
-
Titties and beer.
-
Mothers Of Invention
-
Voodoo butter underwear
-
Beauteous butter face.
-
Oxymoranic phrase thread.
-
Thracian seed bread.
Red, red wine.
-
Hot and humid
-
Loose and lusty.
-
Lumpy and thick
-
Dumb and dumber.
-
Sounds like D.C.
-
Polar vortex tomorrow.
-
That sounds nice.
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Like bacon pie.
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Like bacon pie.
Searching google now.
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Klytus, I'm bored.
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In the jungle
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There's a bungle.
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Bungle in jungle.
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Don't tell Ali.
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Mac and cheese.
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Maybe some peas.
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Better say please.
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More cheese, please!
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Go to Wisconsin.
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Don't cha know
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Take off, eh.
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Smell The Glove
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be the glove
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All you need.
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Need more speed.
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Go to plaid.
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Hotter than stink!
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Wetter than water.
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A duck's back.
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Weighs the same.
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What's a henway?
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Where chickens takeoff.
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Chicken strippers? Re-molting!
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snap the neck
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Bend and snap
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Like an asparagus.
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Makes urine stink
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Only if eaten.
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So urine love?
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One man's stink, ...
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...another man's pink...
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Anal bum cover.
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...another man's pink...
Well played, sir.
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Oh my goodness.
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Nothin' good there.
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Nothin' good there.
Try another model.
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Victoria's Secret model?
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It's a secret.
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It's no secret.
They know us.
:shrug:
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they're watching us...... :tinfoil:
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Tin hat people.
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That'll do pig
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Huff and puff
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Huff and puff
Paint or glue?
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The Magic Dragon?
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In your childhood.
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Freaky baboon people.
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They fling poo.
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Poo Poo platter
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The foo fighters.
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No anchovies please.
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Bacon, extra crispy.
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lots and lots
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BLTs are nice
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so are noogies
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and wet willies
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Wet tatas ROCK!
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Yay slippery nipples!
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Feed the world.
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free the willeys
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Willing and able
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Dave and Buster's
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Adult arcade games
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Dave and Busters.
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Ben and Jerry's
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Ed is funneh
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Cookie is funnen.
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IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!!!
http://youtu.be/6wJWX7sXXPE (http://youtu.be/6wJWX7sXXPE)
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I work weekends.
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As a warrior?
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Whats a weekend?
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Time for chores
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mow the yard
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mow the weeds
FIFY
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Pass the weed!
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dry them first
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Then smoke them.
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Ed's a hippie?
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A dirty hippie.
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Dirty smelly hippie.
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Respect mah authoritah!!
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Ed's a hippie?
Look who's talking.
You live in
The stonier state.
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You can't count.
Hippies can't count.
You're a hippie.
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Hippies grew up.
Smell manly now.
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Like Old Spice.
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Manly men men
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You girly man.
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Smells of elderberry.
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wine spodie odie
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Cheetos are gross.
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Rather Soylent Green.
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That's people, y'know.
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That's y'all westerner.
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All y'all, yankee.
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That's damn yankees.
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Dames At Sea
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Swim after troopships.
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That's just silly.
Good morning Flyer.
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late for breakfast
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Early for lunch.
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Eat two desserts.
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Eat to deserts. (Edit for Ed)
Also three words.
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He won't understand
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Understanding isn't important.
Only obedience matters.
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good luck with
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...that burning itch.
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Down in France.
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With preparation H
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Kneescrubbers playing games.
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Watching German GP
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Up too early.
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Restless mind syndrome.
Good morning, Gene.
:popcorn:
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Gene Simmons Rocks!
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GeneSimmons BeautyRest Rocks!
Economically edited alternate.
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Cookie's pedal rocks!
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They've seen it?
-
Looks like this.
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More like this
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custom speed part!
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+ 100 Horsepower?
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Zero to sixty.
At some point.
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I've no point...
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Where's your Arrow?
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In an apple.
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Like apple pie.
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Who doesn't, eh?
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my thoughts exactly
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apple pie n'such
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Warm apple crisp.
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Love apple crisp
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McDonald's apple pie. :hurl:
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Just rhubarb please.
-
Rhubarb smells good.
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It tastes awful.
-
But smells great.
-
Like groomed wimmens.
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Big f*ckng turtle.
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looks kinda' blurry.....
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New roof today.
Lots of banging.
Cats aren't pleased.
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Check for nails.
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Cut your nails.
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Bundle your nosehair.
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Cut your nails.
Did last night.
-
Went riding today.
Sixty eight duepoint.
In full leathers.
Partly cloudy too.
Motorcycles are fun.
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burrito thunder farts
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Sucks tobe you.
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or his neighbor
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No open flames.
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It's dew point.
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No work today.
Probably do napping.
Perhaps some beer.
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Excuse me again.
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Area denial strength.
Proximity indicators; goldfish.
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goldfish crackers, yum
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your old fashioned.
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Conservative not liberal.
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Don't get political.
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Old Fashioned Cocktail
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apolitical is okay
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asexual is not.
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A sexual what?
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Homo erecticus motobikeisus.
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Pink vespa scooter.
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I'd hit it.
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With a stick
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The "ugly" stick.
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Yo mommas ugly
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How much ugly?
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Just like cookie.
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That's pretty harsh.
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You've met Ed.
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He knows ugly.
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Owns many mirrors.
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Sees ugly often.
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Now that's harsh.
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Happy birthday Ed.
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You crusty bastage.
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Beware molten cheese.
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Bring more corndogs.
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Wrapped in bacon.
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Oh hell yeah!
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Making me hungry,
These corndogs are.
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Want them now.
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with much mustard.
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And some beer.
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I have meatloaf.
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And mashed potatoes.
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With brown gravy.
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And a beer.
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None of those
Things are corndogs
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not bacon either.
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grilled Salmon here
rice and veggies
cheap red wine
dining al fresco
on my patio
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Stuffed chicken breast.
Feta, spinach, asparagus.
Side; collards, beans.
2008 Reserve Meritage.
(That's wine Heathcliffe).
Life gets gooder.
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Cheap red plonk
tastes just fine
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Two buck Chuck.
It's also wine.
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A manly whine.
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for cheap dates.
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and cheap skates
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Peanut butter crackers
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crumbs on carpet
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dog eats them
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Cupcakes in bed?
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pass the milk
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Milk went sour.
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cottage cheese good
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I threw out.
It went bad.
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I threw out.
It went bad.
Practice tough love.
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with loving cuddles
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And strong language.
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With strong muscles.
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I prefer clams.
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Aunt Jemima Pancakes
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Mmmm, maple surple.
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don't forget bacon
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Bacon maple syrup.
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don't forget bacon
Always capitalize Bacon.
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REAL Maple Syrup
no fake shit
allowed at home
of former Quebecois..... :nono:
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Who's on first.
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My feet hurt
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Sit down dummy.
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My feet hurt
"Flintstoneing" the VDub?
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12 hour days.
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"Flintstoneing" the VDub?
V Dub step?
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I can't count.
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Two. It's two.
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The answers two.
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Twos the answer.
-
What's the question?
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To Too Two
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It's not 42?
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Yes, it is.
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It's always 42.
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Garble yank sloth.
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Wake up bitch.
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I'm at work.
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Here for hours.
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You lazy prick.
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Saturday morning ride.
Just got back.
Think I'm tired.
Take a nap.
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Drink moar coffee!!
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After supper cigar.
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After supper dinner cigar.
You are welcome.
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After supper dinner cigar.
You are welcome.
Wicked New England!
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Home of witches.
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And wild sheep.
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tie dyed t-shirts
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vw's w/o wheels
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On cinder blocks.
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Like a redneck.
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Like a redneck.
Like thats bad.
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That's not baaaaaaad.
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On cinder blocks.
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She's driving now!
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Off the roads!!
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Battlestations Mr. Chekov!
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Tough little ship
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Busy little shop.
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Mister RC 45
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Brings back memories
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...gas was .49
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and had lead
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Bondoed with lead.
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Sixty's muscle car.
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ill handling crap
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ill handling crap
Stop handling crap.
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Fling poo instead
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You bad monkey.
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Me good monkey.
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Good monkey spanker. :D
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Practice makes perfect.
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...and nobody's perfect.
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Better keep practicing.
-
practice makes perfect
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so THEY say
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I am perfect.
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I am perfect.
And very old.
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Dirt says "Grandpa"...
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That's pretty old.
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Like good scotch.
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And hard cheese.
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Lick scotch tape.
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Smell Dads socks!!
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This coffee's excellent.
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Filtered through socks.
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This coffee's excellent
Got Barista pics??
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This coffee's excellent
Got Barista pics??
This handsome devil.
https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=358.msg42441#msg42441 (https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=358.msg42441#msg42441)
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Just hurled lunch. :hurl:
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Fortunately, haven't eaten.
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I'm always eatin'.
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I'm not looking.
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Just photo tagged.
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I saw that.
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Going for breakfast.
Or maybe lunch?
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Supper closing rapidly.
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Mmmmmm cold beer. :beerchug:
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Life is beer.
Unless it's wine.
And then songs.
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Wine, women and song.
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...women...
Beer's more economical.
Fix'd income, eh?
:bigsmile:
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Kokanee's pretty tasty..
:smiley_thumb:
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Kokanee's pretty tasty..
marinated in teriyaki
then cold smoked
over alder wood
:bigok: :drool: :drif:
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Bears like Rainier.
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Bears like Rainier.
Colts like .45
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Rainier is fake
The brewery closed
many years ago
no green death
no Mountain Fresh
phony shit now
Drink Kokanee instead
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Stay hydrated, friend.
-
Drink Kokanee instead
Kokanee absolutely rocks!
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how about Olympia?
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Also fake now.
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So are boobs.
In So Cal.
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Hales Ales, Pyramid
Brewed in Seattle
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movin' on time
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Moving late sux.
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door
hit
ass
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Onthe
Way
Out
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Onthe upon atime.
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Im too tired
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Sothis ishow wedoitnow?
You guys suck
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You guys suck
You new here?
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Aren't we all?
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Speak for yourself.
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I always do
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You're a ventriloquist.
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Your lips moved.
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Your lips moved.
Future in politics.
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I'm back again.
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Oh he11 no!
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I'm back again.
Spread the word.
Share the joy.
Buy the ticket,
Take the ride...
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Bird's the word.
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Also sometimes grease.
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Hit no birds.
Almost one geese.
Missed five deer.
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Up too early.
Up two early.
Up to early.
-Just for Ed.
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Cookie: cunning linguist!
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Gonna eat that?
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Slept in late.
Slept inn late.
slept innn late.
Now for coffee. :twofinger:
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need moar coffee
brain is fuzzy.
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Not your brain.
Fuzzy kitty slippers.
Open yer eye.
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Did everyone leave?
:shrug: :couch:
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I'm over here
:wave:
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At a meeting.
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With rancid coffee
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And stale cookies
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Taproom very busy.
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Tapeworm very happy.
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Tomato Vorlon Horndog
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Bibbitty, boppity, boob.
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I like bewbs!
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VERY large demographic.
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Crap. Vacation's over.
Back to work.
Soul crushing work.
Stupid fucking users.
Stupid app developers.
Need moar riding.
:lamer:
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more riding too...
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Selling the bike.
Buying a boat.
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Thumbs up! Cheers!
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Sport-Navigation.net
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Sport-Irrigation.net
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Selling the bike.
Buying a boat.
you have one
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Need bigger boat.
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Big fuckin yacht
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You in cage, cage in water, shark in water...
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Chum the perimeter.
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Did the ton.
-
That's just neat.
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In a boat?
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with a goat?
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In the rain?
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Jumped the shark.
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Flipped the bird.
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Hit a bird.
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And a squirrel.
-
Goes thump thump.
-
A seagull maybe?
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I hate seagulls.
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They love you.
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Flock of seagulls.
-
Flock of seagulls.
Absurd ridiculous haircuts.
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Bad hair day.
-
Weird Al Yankovic
-
venue change required
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Anal-torso extraction.
-
Cranial rectal impaction?
-
those both hurt
-
Latex glove smooth.
-
Whatever you say.
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I'm dead sexy.
-
Rest in peace?
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Rust in place.
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Stinky cheese man.
-
Smells like Limburger.
-
Tastes like "sock".
So I hear...
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Your smelly sock?
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Sweaty boot liner.
-
Chile con carne.
-
On the menu?
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In the air!
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Under the sea.
-
The water's all
Green down there
-
gonorrhoea down there?
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Just a witch.
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Burn her up.
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She is drowning.
-
But she floats.
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Full of gas.
-
made of wood
-
I have wood.
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You're a WITCH :willy: :willy: :willy:
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have, not am
-
Its close enough.
-
Like next birthday.
-
and hand grenades
-
Holy Hand Grenade?
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Holy big boom.
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BIG badda BOOM!
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Big leg Emma.
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Large underweared woman.
-
big legged Momma
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smegma.......oh shit
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not feeling good
-
smegma.......oh shit
That's some tic!
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Better than roofsmut.
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Don't google it.
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Ask your server.
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Tip your server.
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Just the tip.
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Cow tipping fun.
-
Also a myth
-
Call myth busters.
-
Call Miss Busty
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Call her what?
-
Call her what?
Frequently, I'd imagine.
-
I imagine, fluffy.
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Those aren't pillows!!!
-
They could be.
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I luv s'mores
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I like smores.
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smore the better
-
Gimme smore beer
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Dehydration preventative libation.
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Hydrate or die
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Good morning Dave
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'mornin' Herr Wagenmeister.
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Dave's not here.
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Little bunny foofoo
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Splatter on road.
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Yard is mowed.
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Mine not yet.
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Get to it.
-
Watching MX National.
From Crawfordsville ind.
Big mud race.
-
Big mud race.
Mud bunnies wrasslin' ??
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Cole slaw wrasslin
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Lick the bowl?
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Toss the salad?
-
Cole slaw wrestling.
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Cabbage patch bar
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Pink sauerkraut martini.
-
Got pulled over.
Doing halfa ton.
No awards issued.
-
You got lucky.
You're so guilty.
-
Wanna bread stick?
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you'll feel better
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Promise you'll Lovett.
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How about Lyle?
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Really bad hair.
-
And really ugly.
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I've ridden w'him.
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You're so guilty.
Yes i was.
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Paid society's debt.
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Eat moar cat.