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The Lounge => Off Topic Discussion => Topic started by: spinalator on November 15, 2013, 04:26:21 PM
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Stupid Goats!
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I can't believe anyone here would be so naive as to think every and all posts made on this bbs are anything but post hoing.
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I can't believe anyone here would be so naive to think every and all posts made on this bbs are anything but post hoing.
See!
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What!
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I!
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Mean?!
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Thanks Spinerator. ;D
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Just passed Cookie. :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili:
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Yes, I had the day off today.
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Anymore questions?
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Tired of the tits yet?
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Never. And we need Silverbird to bring his avatar over here as well.
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8)
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8)
For some reason I thought you'd be taller.
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It looks huge on the phone
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I support this thread.
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I'm heading to bed now. Secure in my position. :lol:
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I'm in.
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Pah! Feckin threads and stuff.
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Blisters.
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Winter sucks. Can't ride. So I'm tiling instead.
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It looks huge on the phone
Prubert is huge in Japan.
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Prickly pears
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Edith Prickley
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I steal pens and rubber gloves.
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I steal pens and rubber gloves.
I've given this considerable thought and I'm still :headscratch:.
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I steal pens and rubber gloves.
I've given this considerable thought and I'm still :headscratch:.
You use the gloves to keep germs off the pens, silly.
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I steal pens and rubber gloves.
I've given this considerable thought and I'm still :headscratch:.
You use the gloves to keep germs off the pens, silly.
Ahhh. Reverse osmosis. :thumbsup:
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The capitol of granola is icebox.
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Stupoid little tidbit
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The capitol of tidbit is unicorn.
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Tie Dye women and goats
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But useful if you're ever in Granola.
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Nuts and fruit
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I like nuts. :thumbsup:
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In your hands.
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In your hands.
on your chin
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This is...Iowa!
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I like nuts. :thumbsup:
You had to know this post was a bad idea, right?
You nut lover.
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Jamie Lee Curtis
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I hear that his/her intestinal health is top notch...
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Brrr
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Late to the party, me.
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The bees are coming down!
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Philanthropic women arbitrate green hives
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Toast and butter.
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Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
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A rolling stone could crush your toes.
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Hitting butterflys with a shovel for Jesus since 1985.
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You know a fly swatter works better than a shovel, right?
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That depends on the size of the flies
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I like pie. With bacon.
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So, where are all the Ho's at?
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Ho
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Ho
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Ho!
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Merry
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Christmas!
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Bitch
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So, where are all the Ho's at?
Try Florin Road and Franklin Blvd. Ask for Ginger.
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So, where are all the Ho's at?
Your bedroom.
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He
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wishes.
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Hos is as ho does.
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Life is like a box of hos.
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Do not try and bend the ho over - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize there is no ho.
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I like Ho Ho's
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With cream filling.
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topped with pie.
and more bacon.
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And deep fried.
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Here....hold my beer.
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Hump? What hump?
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The day of humping has sadly passed unnoticed.
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Take the blue pill.
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No parking in the red zone.
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Lick a toad, see your nose hairs.
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The Banana man of India wears a yellow hat.
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So does Curious George's owner.
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What's the difference between a duck?
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They're both made of wood.
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We have deep depth.
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Noodle
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cheese
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Cheeseheads
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Vikings. Tie game.
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win for the roughriders
(canadian sports, not pr0n)
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monrning yo!
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monrning yo!
Yo mama
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'Sup, hoes?
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monrning yo!
Yo mama
Angie
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monrning yo!
Yo mama
Angie
You're beautiful
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monrning yo!
Yo mama
Angie
You're beautiful
You two need a room.
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Now back to the garage.
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:-*
Now back to the garage.
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monrning yo!
Yo mama
Angie
You're beautiful
You two need a room.
It's The Rolling Stones ya fucking pick up truck homo.
http://youtu.be/RcZn2-bGXqQ (http://youtu.be/RcZn2-bGXqQ)
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monrning yo!
Yo mama
Angie
You're beautiful
You two need a room.
It's The Rolling Stones ya fucking pick up truck homo.
[url]http://youtu.be/RcZn2-bGXqQ[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/RcZn2-bGXqQ[/url])
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Welcome to heck.
Crafted by fat fingers, powered by beer farts and irradiated through space and time anyway.
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Where does belly button lint come from?
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Where does belly button lint come from?
Your belly button. :facepalm:
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Where does belly button lint come from?
Your belly button. :facepalm:
How does it get down between your toes then? :shrug:
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having a flooded demethanizer tower sucks. Glad I'm done for the day.
Watching Ice Pilots right now. Better. :-)
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I miss sleep.
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I like going to Starbucks on holidays when it's mostly empty and I can get some work done. About to head there now.
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I like going to Starbucks...
It's "Fivebucks". :eek:
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I like going to Starbucks...
It's "Fivebucks". :eek:
If you get a plain coffee or hot tea it's two bucks, and if you buy five or more a year you get free refills. Well worth $2 for a couple hours of peace and quiet.
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I got a haircut today. And did some christmas shopping.
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Is it not nifty?
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I like going to Starbucks...
It's "Fivebucks". :eek:
If you get a plain coffee or hot tea it's two bucks, and if you buy five or more a year you get free refills. Well worth $2 for a couple hours of peace and quiet.
Ice tea with a little orange juice. $3.25 Just got home a half an hour ago.
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It's sixteen degrees out. Just right (rite) for some photo tagging.
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I have to go back to work tomorrow after being off all of last week. :bluduh:
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Driving back to Amarillo now after visiting the kids and grandkids. :(
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I have to go back to work. On Friday. Only 11 days off and 9 whole working days till Christmas.
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That's right. :blbl:
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You know the day is starting off in a bad way when your finger pokes through the toilet paper. :o
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"Cling wrap" MUST have been invented by a woman.
:baldy:
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You know the day is starting off in a bad way when your finger pokes through the toilet paper. :o
At least you used paper.
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Had to turn the AC on it's so dang hot today.
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We're getting visited by winter-like weather. Yay!
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54 yeasterday 27 today. :baldy:
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I saw a fat man in a red suit calling people Hos all day.
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I saw a fat man in a red suit calling people Hos all day.
Looking at fat men. You must be really bored.
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54 yeasterday 27 today. :baldy:
27 isn't too bad. It's all the ice/snow coming with it that sucks.
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I wish there was a member's only section so I could talk about some crap I don't want to share with most of the people I know or be posted for the world to see. :-[ Loose lips sink ships kind of stuff.
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I wish there was a member's only section so I could talk about some crap I don't want to share with most of the people I know or be posted for the world to see. :-[ Loose lips sink ships kind of stuff.
There is. In your therapists office.
Haven't you seen what happens here to folks who open themselves up?
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I wish there was a member's only section so I could talk about some crap I don't want to share with most of the people I know or be posted for the world to see. :-[ Loose lips sink ships kind of stuff.
There is. In your therapists office.
Haven't you seen what happens here to folks who open themselves up?
It's not that kind of bad stuff.
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I wish there was a member's only section so I could talk about some crap I don't want to share with most of the people I know or be posted for the world to see. :-[ Loose lips sink ships kind of stuff.
There is. In your therapists office.
Haven't you seen what happens here to folks who open themselves up?
It's not that kind of bad stuff.
The decision was made early on to do away with PO.
https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=117.0 (https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?topic=117.0)
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You know the day is starting off in a bad way when your finger pokes through the toilet paper. :o
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Why must I constantly meet a new, "dumbest person I ever met"?
:facepalm:
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54 yeasterday 27 today. :baldy:
82 on Wednesday. 39 today. Clearing overnight with a dip into the mid-twenties. It's Ken doll weather. :o
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kdcnvkdjn h kjnckjwd, eijwneejf!!
See if I don't?
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Coldest day of the year and i decide to do the furnace cleaning and change the air filter and humidifier water pad.
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I ate too many waffles.
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Fuck you Ed.
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Good morning John
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Oh ya, Fuck you to John. :twofinger:
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Welcome to the 500 club Ed. :bigok:
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So your rite.
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twat waffle sandwich
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Are you Waffling?
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Waffle House. Yummy.
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Happy New Ho!!
From the Waffle House eating Pancakes.
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Happy New Ho!!
From the Waffle House eating Pancakes.
You just blew my mind. Also, I'm watching Slap Shot.
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Wow
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Man, it's boring out here in the real world.
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Man, it's boring out here in the real world.
Probably beats having angry guys trying to blow you up in the Pizza Hut though, I bet. :thumbsup:
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Man, it's boring out here in the real world.
Probably beats having angry guys trying to blow you up in the Pizza Hut though, I bet. :thumbsup:
^^^^This from the man with a seal in his avatar.
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Bleeding rain.
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Bleeding snow
Morning (or afternoon) Papa. :wave:
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afternoon! :wave:
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Figs
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Fuck you John :wave:
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Fuck you John :wave:
Sir Elton?
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Probably beats having angry guys trying to blow you up in the Pizza Hut though, I bet. :thumbsup:
You have a point. Although, if they took out the Papa John's here, I'd be more upset.
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Fife
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Barney
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Flinch
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Our Man
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Godfrey
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Aflac
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Gidget goes Hawaiian
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poit
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troz
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Wut?
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Spaghetti
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Crackle
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wood
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Chop
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Fleas
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knees
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bees
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boggle :inlove:
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The Buggles
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fizz
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I farted!!!
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Super
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Slider
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Mind Bottling
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Mind Bottling
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Nighty night y'all.
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Good night, grandpa!
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Later
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Later
bye bye
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Cowards
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Take a long walk on a short pier.
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Take a walk on the wild side.
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Get down and/or funky.
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Take a walk on the wild side.
Did that, we got kicked out......
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Can't keep us out.
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Good night ladies, we're going to leave you now.
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Nooooooo
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Cheezits
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There is weather outside.
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There is weather outside.
Is it delightful?
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Crickets
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Bigger crickets
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Camp
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I'm hungry, but too lazy to go make anything.
And I need more coffee. Bleah!!
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I had breakfast. Not hungry now.
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Oh sure Ed, rub it in.
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Toast
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with cheese
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with cheese
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/130861-Wisconsin-Cities-Are-Using-Cheese-Brine-to-Keep-Roads-Safe (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/130861-Wisconsin-Cities-Are-Using-Cheese-Brine-to-Keep-Roads-Safe)
While the concept seems to work well for now, officials are worried about some of the potential side-effects, including the possibility that the brine could make whole cities and towns smell like cheese.
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Tea pot
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Kettle
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black
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Racism
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Tickets
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This is the post ho thread not the word association thread.
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Word
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This is the post ho thread not the word association thread.
This is the post ho thread?
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Yes
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I have been posting words being with the same letter. The rest of you are sheep.
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And then there's Bob.
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Turtle
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Be bop a Lula, she's my baby.
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Betty Boop
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Oh.
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You might as well give up now. The place is surrounded. Ed is a Moran.
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We should fall back to the ship and nuke the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
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Post ho coho
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Twice now I've woken up and had claws where my hands should be.
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It's so wonderful!
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Snails
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When can I have my waffle?
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Im hungry
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I'm bored
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Forgive me Godzilla for I have sinned. It's been 53.5 years since my last confession.
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I'm full now.
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Working on bike.
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In the heated garage.
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Just replaced my stud
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Just changed my underwear.
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Just threw in a chew
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There are woodchucks in my bathtub.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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11.763
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12
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Just so you all know, I'm now posting a post ho post.
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Post ho-ing is fun!
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Fun for the whole family!
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Fun for yourself
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Work sux0rs.
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Where are all the goats?
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In your back yard.
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The sheep are with Papa.
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The buffalo are out west.
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OH!
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Seems odd.
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Not around here
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Seems odd.
Yes, you do.
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I have a glove on my left hand but no glove on my right. I have two feet.
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Where's the other glove?
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You don't want to know.
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You don't want to know.
Yes. Yes I do. Knowledge is king.
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Zebras are horses with funny suits on.
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Where's the other glove?
Ask Michel Jackson
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Where's the other glove?
Ask Michel Jackson
The beer guy?
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I sometimes wish I were a beer guy.
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The toy surprise in Cracker Jack isn't really a surprise since it's presence is disclosed on the outside of the box.
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Don't know whyyyyyy
there's no sun up in the skyyyyy.
Stormy.... oh yeah, it's nighttime, never mind.
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I have a glove on my left hand but no glove on my right. I have two feet.
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I knew it! Michael Jackson & O.J. Simpson are the same persons.
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And they're BOTH COOKIE!
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That'll do, pig.
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The beer guy?
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Bomber.
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It's Friday. I'm at work. That is all.
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Post ho-ing while standing at the urinal.
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Post ho-ing while standing at the urinal.
Look ma no hands.
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Both my head and leg hurt.
It must be about to rain.
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Ice cream.
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Soft serve Ice cream
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Its very cold in our house now.
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Bask in the glory my friend. :clap:
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Close the fucking window.
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it was 65 F here today.
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Headed to Chicago in the morning & then on to Wisconsin dontcha knoh! I loves me some windshield time!!!
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*yawn*
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Wake up Cookie!
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First decent nights sleep I've had in 2 weeks and some idjit calls me at 6:30 in the morning.
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Headed to Chicago in the morning & then on to Wisconsin dontcha knoh! I loves me some windshield time!!!
Since you are going to Wisconsin, and on purpose it seems, explain "cheese curds" to us east coast peeps please.
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First decent nights sleep I've had in 2 weeks and some idjit calls me at 6:30 in the morning.
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Hopefully it was just a wrong number.
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My wife stopped on her way home from work and bought breakfast tacos and habanero salsa. :inlove:
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I'm still sleepy.
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Its a blustery April day here in central Massachusetts.
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Since you are going to Wisconsin, and on purpose it seems, explain "cheese curds" to us east coast peeps please.
...if you have to ask....
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Its a blustery April day here in central Massachusetts.
So it's like a blizzard in the rest of the US?
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Still feel like shit. Back to bed.
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Still feel like shit. Back to bed.
You shit in your bed?
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Still feel like shit. Back to bed.
You shit in your bed?
His bed feels like shit.
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It's better to look good than to feel good.
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Mmmm... cheese curds... :drool:
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So tell me two dogs
fucking, why do you ask?
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It's so code in the d. How da fuck do we supost to keep a piece?
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So tell me two dogs fucking, why do you ask?
Yes. I know that one. :beerchug:
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:gdog:
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It's later than it was.
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It's earlier than it will be later.
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I took vacation to paint my house. :baldy:
To be honest, it was leftover vacation from 2013 that I was forced to take ASAP in January.
I forgot to take my 5th week of vacation last year. Oops.
Got all the stippled ceilings painted, now cutting in the walls. Hopefully done by Thursday.
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We have a bobcat in our yard.
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Machine or creature?
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Animal.
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tie dyed t-shirt?
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Nope. Fur coat.
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I thought that you were a tree hugger... :twofinger: :bigsmile:
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Hot tub!!!
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There is a roadrunner and an owl in my yard. Now what?
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Now who? Who?
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This mission does not exist!!
I am not here.
You did not read this post.
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"What is that, yoga?"
"It increases the chances of conception."
Big Lebowski Conception (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5a9rsxpO2c#ws)
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Toot! toot!
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The Cuban sandwich at Dad's Kitchen on Freeport Blvd was epic. And their habanero & blue cheese fries were the next best thing to heroin.
I need a nap.
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mesmerizing
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Did you get the regular or super-sized Lipitor with that?
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Ham and swiss for lunch.
I like ham and swiss.
I like hotdogs too.
I don't have any hotdogs so I think I'll have ham and swiss for lunch.
I like ham and swiss.
I like hotdogs too.
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Wind doth blow. This blows.
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-62f at my sons work. They are shut down for the day/night.
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At least it's not windy. :thumbsup:
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Burrrrr
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p.
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Excuse you!
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Q.
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Probably my favorite Picard antagonist. :thumbsup:
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Probably my favorite Picard antagonist. :thumbsup:
That's a fair point...
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I'm going to the motorcycle show today!!! :-)
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I'm going to the motorcycle show today!!! :-)
Sweet!
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Probably my favorite Picard antagonist. :thumbsup:
That's a fair point...
You mean Far point.
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Probably my favorite Picard antagonist. :thumbsup:
That's a fair point...
You mean Far point.
Leave my puns alone.
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I just love computer training. Not.
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That is incredible.
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That is incredible.
Keep dreaming.
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Its 39 degrees and sunny, I have the day off. I may go for a ride.
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It's 51 and sunny. I don't have the day off. I'm not going for a ride. :bluduh:
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I didn't ride yesterday.
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I'm a millionaire. (again)
Mr. Wilson Zhen
I am Mr. Wilson Zhen, Trained and working as an Account Officer In Development Bank of Singapore (DBS).
I write to contact you about a foreigner bearing the same name as yours, who died here in Singapore, over a decades ago leaving behind an estate/capital US$12.8M here in Development Bank of Singapore.However, the Investor died intestate, no next-of-kin, nobody came forward all these years to lay claim of the inheritance.
I have decided to work with you to secure the funds, and propose 20% offer for you. If you are interested, you are advised to email me through my private email wilsonzhen_dbs@qq.com the following information stated below:-
i. RE-CONFIRM YOUR FULL NAMES:
ii. CONTACT ADDRESS:
iii. AGE:
iv. TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER:
v. OCCUPATION:
Upon hearing from you, I will unfold more details and how to commence in the transaction.
Best regards,
Mr. Wilson Zhen
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:clap: That's awesome! You're my new best friend!
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When you see dogs and automatic weapons, it's time to go back inside and close the door. :o
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Can't win. I dislike the cold. Vacation in Hawaii and have horrible allergies the whole time.
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Can't win. I dislike the cold. Vacation in Hawaii and have horrible allergies the whole time.
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Chris?
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Chris?
Chris would have also had his motel room broken into and gotten the TSA cavity search special. I just lost a nalgene bottle that fell out of my bag on a trolley and accidentally turned my new dress from green and white to green and grey.
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Chris would have also had his motel room broken into and gotten the TSA cavity search special. I just lost a nalgene bottle that fell out of my bag on a trolley and accidentally turned my new dress from green and white to green and grey.
Aloha....
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That is incredible.
Keep dreaming.
Just a couple of laps. It's all I ask.
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That is incredible.
Keep dreaming.
Just a couple of laps. It's all I ask.
I'd be happy just to hear one. ;)
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I eat paste.
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I eat paste.
I used to. I moved on to boogers.
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I eat paste.
I used to. I moved on to boogers.
Saltier than paste.
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I think some folks eat paint chips.
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Cake farts!
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No, that's just the onion frosting.
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I eat paste.
And sniff glue.
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Fixed the snow thrower
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Fixed the snow thrower
I'm listening to AM720 / Chicago at the lake effect that's blasting select roads...
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:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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That car looks shocked and surprised at the same time.
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That car looks shocked and surprised at the same time.
Exactly! Wait... Don't those words kind of mean the same thing though?
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Red fish
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Blue fish.
I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.
Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.
It's getting worse. :-(
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Blue fish.
I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.
Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.
It's getting worse. :-(
Oh man, I feel for ya. There is nothing I've experienced (so far) that is more immediately focusing than tooth pain. Hope it resolves soon.
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Blue fish.
I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.
Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.
It's getting worse. :-(
Clove oil and heroin.
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It may be snowing here. Someone said they saw flurries somewhere around here and we're all going to the grocery to prepare for the coming blizzard of 2014. Hopefully, it come down to cannibalism.
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There is a high of 30 tomorrow, but I had to go to the store to get cat shampoo. Idiot stepped in his own poop and isn't cleaning it off his paw, so I have to.
No rush on the grocery store here, surprisingly enough.
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Blue fish.
I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.
Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.
It's getting worse. :-(
Oh man, I feel for ya. There is nothing I've experienced (so far) that is more immediately focusing than tooth pain. Hope it resolves soon.
Oh it's resolved.
I went in for an emergency root canal today, and after doing the root canal and getting everything cleaned out, they found that the roof of the tooth was cracked, and it had to come out. Could not be repaired. Ouch.
So 4 months without a tooth, then we talk about an implant.
$$$$$$$$$
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Blue fish.
I can't sleep. My molar hurts. It's cracked.
Went to the dentist yesterday, got the diagnosis. They made me an appointment, but it's not soon enough.
It's getting worse. :-(
Clove oil and heroin.
Freezing and pliers.
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However, I feel MUCH better. Hardly any swelling now, only bled for about an hour this afternoon, and I was able to have mushroom soup for dinner and (softened) ice cream for dessert!!!
The root of the molar went right up almost into my sinus, and a bit of bone came off with one of the root tips.
Dentist said he could see the thin membrane of my sinus cavity, so I'm not allowed to blow my nose for 2 weeks, no drinking from a straw, cannot swish liquids around in the mouth, and, most importantly, if I need to sneeze, do so purposefully, with my mouth as wide open as possible before and during the sneeze.
If I blow out the sinus cavity into the sutured tooth socket, I'll have to go to a special oro-facial surgeon guy and get it opened up and repaired.
Basically, I have to keep the pressure the same between my sinuses and mouth. No suction nor pressure in either.
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I am bored.
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I thought that post ho-ing would be fun!
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Turns out, that right now, it's boring.
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:razz: :eek: :headscratch: :redface: :bigok: :thumbsup: :thumbsdown: :bigsmile: :yawn: :crazy: :inlove: :twofinger: :rolleyes: :facepalm: :smiley_thumb: :shrug: :angry: :drool: :clap: :nuts: :bash: :hurl: :hail: :confused: :rave: :wow: :burnout: :mad: :beerchug: :squid: :withstupid: :baa: :threadjacked: :banana: :chili: :leghump: :pokestick: :popcorn: :couch: :firedevil: :rolf: :needpics: :deadhorse: :bluduh: :naughty: :augie: :gdog: :gerg: :205: :lamer: :csm: :flush: :cromag: :smoking: :drif: :snork: :nono: :pope: :fitz: :cry: :baldy: :wings: :spam: :blbl: :wave: :willy: :shahthread: :tinfoil: C:-) :lol:
Feeble start.
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I am bored.
Who isn't?
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I thought that post ho-ing would be fun!
You need a girlfriend. Or something.
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Turns out, that right now, it's boring.
You're using way too many words.
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You both are boring
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You need a girlfriend.
Which one? Wait, it doesn't matter. I take Fridays off from women. Fridays are my time to do wtf I want to do!
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You both are boring
Well, not all of us can have a birthday everyday!
That reminds me... Happy birthday Ed!
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It's snowing out. Let's go for a drive.
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You're using way too many words.
Hopefully you can make it to Clay's barbecue & teach me & whoever else how to be as smart as you! :thumbsup: That would be like totes tubular! Off the hizzle fo shizzle!
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It's snowing out. Let's go for a drive.
I'm game. You're driving. I'll have plenty of drive time tomorrow while I'm plowing snow! But only if we get what they say we're supposed to get.
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You two need to get a motel room.
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You two need to get a motel room.
I hope this was a sarcastic comment.
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You two need to get a motel room.
I hope this was a sarcastic comment.
In Aruba/Jamaica. :twofinger:
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I hope this was a sarcastic comment.
No way. He's a genius! Super duper smart people don't use sarcasm!
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Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
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I like rape!
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I like rape!
I dare you to enter your local police station and yell that out at the top of your lungs.
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution)
No worries.
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You two need to get a motel room.
I hope this was a sarcastic comment.
In Aruba/Jamaica. :twofinger:
:lol:
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This is post hoing:
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Some don't quite understand the concept.
Cheers. :twofinger:
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Again, not everyone is as smart as you. We get it, you're smart. :hail:
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Loos like Chris is the #1 post ho.
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Fucking cedar pollen.
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Fucking cedar pollen.
I understand completely. ;)
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Filthy stinking Hobbits.
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Filthy stinking Hobbitses.
FTFY
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Sold the Daytona!
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Congratulations! :thumbsup:
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Thanks! :thumbsup:
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Picked up 6 albums of classical today at a used record shop. Nice mixed bag and all in NM to Mint condition. The majority appear to have never been played. 3 DG recordings of Lizst, Grieg, Handel and Schumann, 1 Mahler 4th on the Angel label (Klemperer and the Philharmonia) and a couple of rare birds on the Command Classics label which are technically interesting because of the use of 35mm magnetic film as the recording medium instead of magnetic tape. Command Classics recordings were done under the aegis of Robert Fine and George Piros so I expect good things from these discs. 1 Ravel and 1 Mussorgsky using the Ravel transcription of the work.
The wife was home today so there was no music in the house but she's working tomorrow morning so I'll be giving these a spin in the record cleaning machine and then a spin on the turntable.
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More yellow snot just came out my nose than I thought was possible. I hope this is the end of my sinus problems. :o
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Pics or it never happened.
On second thought........ :hurl:
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Never have second thoughts.
They indicate indescision.
Or maybenot.
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I've decided all my posts today will consist of as few words as possible.
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I have blisters on my fingers.
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I have a single, painful finger.
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Try using your other hand for awhile.
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I cut my finger.
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You're doing it wrong.
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Bigger knife.
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I have a single, painful finger.
What happened to the rest of them?
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I have a single, painful finger.
What happened to the rest of them?
http://youtu.be/j8WLYzA0lCs (http://youtu.be/j8WLYzA0lCs)
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Bigger knife.
It was the care seat adjustment lever.
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Just finished reading 1984.
Bejasus, the world was a mess back then.
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Working on motorcycle In a warm garage and it's snowing. This winter sucks.
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Eating lunch in the car with my wife.
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Eating lunch in the car with my wife.
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You homeless?
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Eating lunch in the car with my wife.
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You homeless?
I think that he was just hungry!
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I need new underoos.
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I need new underoos.
Garanimals are better.
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I need new underoos.
Garanimals are better.
I don't need new Garanimals. The ones I have are still fine. :thumbsup:
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I have to have a graft on my gums. Doesn't that sound like a hoot?
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Give a hoot, don't pollute!
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How many licks does it take?
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3
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Your weak.
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Drinking a beer.
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Your weak.
Ewer week.
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My week to do what?
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Eating lunch in the car with my wife.
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You homeless?
We don't like people.
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How many licks does it take?
She always loses count....
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How many licks does it take?
She always loses count....
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Should have gone with 3, you would be a legend.
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The apocalyptic pop music hummed by snowbound BMW riders eagerly awaiting spring has caused this post to be posted in error on your lawn.
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Git yer post offa my lawn.
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I smell dirt.
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Go ahead.
Play your dahmmmmed banjo music...
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It works!
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Run. I hear banjo's.
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Boosted thrills?????
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There's no such thing as a stupid question, but there are lots of inquisitive idiots.
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Boots off after 16 hours?
Oh yeah.
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Boots off after 16 hours?
Oh yeah.
So that's where the stink is coming from.
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Stink is coming from my foster dog. Bath time tonight.
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Coffee makes me poop.
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Too much information
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First night with the CPAP machine. I am a side and stomach sleeper. I expect much cursing as I learn to sleep with the alien ovipositor strapped to my head. :-\
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Coffee makes me poop.
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CIBM
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Where are my damned gloves?
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Where are my damned gloves?
Buy a new pair. The old one will reveal themselves shortly thereafter.
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Where are my damned gloves?
Buy a new pair. The old one will reveal themselves shortly thereafter.
There always in the last place you look.
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Where are my damned gloves?
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with your keys I'm sure.
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CIBM
Yeap, great diet plan. Off to get more coffee... :P
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Congratulations Cookie.
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Bon voyage Sam and Stella.
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It's snowing again. :cry:
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Wut?
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I'm thoroughly sick of seeing ice dancing and figure skating in the Winter Olympics.
Unless they get to use weapons. That would be okay.
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I'm thoroughly sick of seeing ice dancing and figure skating in the Winter Olympics.
Unless they get to use weapons. That would be okay.
Your obviously are not watching the rite events.
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Is this thing on?
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Stupid effing foster dog kept me up all night banging his cone into the sides of the crate. I'm going to have to chop up the cone tonight and make a neck brace thing out of it. :( http://www.bitenot.com/ (http://www.bitenot.com/)
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I spent the afternoon clearing the ice and snow from storm sewers and hydrants on my street in prep for a major rain/freezing rain storm.
F'kn pick n' shovel work. :fitz:
Where are the Unemployed Youth I hear so much about???
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Where are the Unemployed Youth I hear so much about???
Inside playing video games.
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Where are the Unemployed Youth I hear so much about???
Inside playing video games.
Lana Del Rey is to blame.
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My first post using my new iPhone 5s.
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Fan boy.
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Fan boy.
Say what?
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Bunch of 13 year olds.
Sent from the top of Orthanc
Using mothes.
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I'm young enough to kick your ass, and old enough to pay the legal bills.
Locally observed bumper sticker. :lamer:
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One more post for 1000!
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laggard :blbl:
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Wow! I have a lot of catching up to do! Some of you spend way to much time online! :lol:
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B. H.
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Software updates. Rather eat ground glass.
Carefully crafted by beavers and sent through alternate dimensions.
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I refuse to make mindless posts just to increase my post count. Nosiree Bob, not gonna do it.
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Me neither.
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Moi aussi.
Bite you.
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Bite me?
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No thank you.
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Got cashews?
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He has nut allergies.
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As well as myself.
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I have no allergies, I just don't like nuts.
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I have no allergies, I just don't like nuts.
Except your own.
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I have no allergies, I just don't like nuts.
Except your own.
:lol: True!
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I have no allergies, I just don't like nuts.
have to admit; I'm a mounds kinda guy. (http://youtu.be/QeibzLZn2hUI)
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http://youtu.be/SGTTm6sUXRg (http://youtu.be/SGTTm6sUXRg)
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I feel like I'm living inside a snow-globe, and some idiot (I'm lookin' right at YOU Mrs. Friggin' Nature) keeps giving it a daily shake...
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Feck. British Summer Time started today. It's sunny and warmish. And I've got flu.
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Satan lives in my anus.
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Satan lives in my anus.
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Who else lives in Cookie's anus?
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Satan lives in my anus.
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Who else lives in Cookie's anus?
I wouldn't touch that with your pickle.
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Satan lives in my anus.
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Who else lives in Cookie's anus?
So, a satanic dog also lives in Cookie's arse.
I think Roy Orbison got swallowed up there too.
I wouldn't touch that with your pickle.
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So, a satanic dog also lives in Cookie's arse.
Cerberanus?
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Hail :hail: to the post ho king.
https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc (https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc)
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Be the ho.
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And it will be you. ;D
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Hail :hail: to the post ho king.
[url]https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc[/url] ([url]https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc[/url])
:clap: Congratulations scrub! That's totally tubular dude! :thumbsup:
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Hail :hail: to the post ho king.
[url]https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc[/url] ([url]https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc[/url])
:clap: Congratulations scrub! That's totally tubular dude! :thumbsup:
Uh. Thanks?
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What the heck was going on January 4, 2026 at 10:12:39?
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And why wasn't I invited?
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I think that "users online" is a joke. I've logged out several times and can still see that I'm online when viewing as a guest. I wonder how often it refreshes and flushes the old data.
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It's also funny that there were almost as many spiders as members.....not unlike my basement. :D
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We need to get to the bottom of this.
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Don't be unplugging any wires. We all know what happened when somebody did that last week.
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Don't be unplugging any wires. We all know what happened when somebody did that last week.
Agreed. That's why I didn't post it in Feedback & Problems.
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I bask (and post) in the presence of greatness.
Ho knew?
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I bask (and post) in the presence of greatness.
Hoo knew gnu?
ftfy ;)
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What can you say about Maria?
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Santa?
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That's her sister, Barbara.
ho, ho, ho
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Bush?
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Bush?
No, shaved clean!! :naughty: :lol:
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fecking cyclists. An ambulance was coming into the hospital on blue lights today and this cyclist swerved in front of it deliberately and then swore loudly at the paramedic. Fecking cyclists.
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They're always in the way like a cat.
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Run them over. Problem solved.
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Run them over. Problem solved.
Then you have to clean cyclist guts off your windshield.
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Fecking cyclists.
I should trade you to a vivisectionist for a Velo-Solex.
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I should trade you to a vivisectionist for a Velo-Solex.
What makes you think Papa can play classical music with a string quartet?
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Fecking cyclists.
I should trade you to a vivisectionist for a Velo-Solex.
I already had that done after our daughter was born.
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So....
Which won?
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And rounding 3rd Cookie overtakes the dancing pig. :clap:
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And rounding 3rd Cookie overtakes the dancing pig. :clap:
Dancing pigs are rarely swift.
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And rounding 3rd Cookie overtakes the dancing pig. :clap:
Dancing pigs are rarely swift.
But very entertaining.
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But very entertaining.
You need to visit the "Bewbie thread"...
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But very entertaining.
You need to visit the "Bewbie thread"...
I immediately forget what I was doing when I go there.
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But very entertaining.
You need to visit the "Bewbie thread"...
I immediately forget what I was doing when I go there.
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Thats not necessarily a bad thing.
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Psychiatrists then heave sighs of relief, their collective harmonies quite soothing...
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It appears to be a slow traffic day today.
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I feel the need...for chocolate cookies.
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It appears to be a slow traffic day today.
Not here. I did the ton a few times today.
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:thumbsup:
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450
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I seem to have lost my train of thought. Give me a minute...
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1609
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1609
Mach 2, that IS fast on a bike.
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1609
Mach 2, that IS fast on a bike.
It's an FJR. :thumbsup:
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It's an FJR. :thumbsup:
F (Freightliner).
J (Just).
R (Re-imagined).
:razz:
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A Whippoorwill has taken up residence in the woods in my back yard. First time I've heard one in the 21 years I've lived here.
Noisy little fucker.
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I've never seen or heard one before.
And I even looked in my sock drawer.
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I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
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I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
I've seen a lot of Spotted Cows. And drank a lot of them to.
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It's not a "problem" until you dry out.
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Tabasco sauce is the shit. So is Frank's Hot Sauce. They'd make a car bumper taste good.
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I woke up this morning with blood around my mouth. I think I may have become a vampire.
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I don't want to go to work today.
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Me neither.
Everone wants a job, but no one wants to work.
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I'd much rather give people a job.
I could be a (wealthy filthy, steenking rich) head-hunter.
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Me neither.
Everone wants a job, but no one wants to work.
I'd much rather give people a job.
I could be a (wealthy filthy, steenking rich) head-hunter.
As an aside, I work for a typical Stripes type owner of a very small company. He is like Stripes, take not give.
Cheers.
:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup: !!!!!
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Cheers bro
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Set condition one throughout the ship.
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warm, sunny spring day and the wife has decided we have to go to London. :thumbsdown:
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warm, sunny spring day and the wife has decided we have to go to London. :thumbsdown:
I hope it rains for you.
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warm, sunny spring day and the wife has decided we have to go to London. :thumbsdown:
I hope it rains for you.
sadly, it didn't
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Picking up my bike from a friends garage later today. :D :D :D And seriously loving my new z30 BB that work just gave me. :D
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Did i ever get a deal.
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New toy?
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Bought Stripes boat.
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:thumbsup:
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Cheers!
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Balls man...you didn't even type words...
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:thumbsup:
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It's his sign language. Like this. :twofinger:
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It's his sign language. Like this. :twofinger:
I believe you meant
:csm:
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Poe-tae-toe, poe-tah-toe.
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It's his sign language. Like this. :twofinger:
I believe you meant
:csm:
I stand corrected.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Cheers.
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:thumbsup:
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Cheers.
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
:spam:
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:thumbsup:
:spam:
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:thumbsup:
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And there you go.
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
:smoking: :smoking: :smoking: :smoking:
:smoking: :smoking: :smoking:
:smoking: :smoking:
:smoking:
:smoking:
:smoking: :smoking:
:smoking: :smoking: :smoking:
:smoking: :smoking: :smoking: :smoking:
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doosh
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Did i ever mention that i HATE chain maintenance.
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Not sure, we don't usually read what you put on here.
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Did i ever mention that i HATE chain maintenance.
That's why God invented the shaft drive. Duh.
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Did i ever mention that i HATE chain maintenance.
That's why God invented the shaft drive. Duh.
Does someone make a convertion for a speed 3?
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Speed 3? Is that going to suck as badly as Speed 2 did?
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Speed 3? Is that going to suck as badly as Speed 2 did?
Triumph not Mazda.
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Sucks to your Triumph.
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Haha, I just Farted!!
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Take a deep breath.
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Here's your chance Cookie.
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For what? Its been a long week. I'm a bit slow on the uptake.
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So how quick is the downstroke?
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For what? Its been a long week. I'm a bit slow on the uptake.
The 70's catching up with you.
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You're supposed to get up for the downstroke.
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You're supposed to get up for the downstroke.
Any old crank should rotate.
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You know the old saying that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Well, it's a lie. I eat apples but the doctors keep coming back.
But then I do work in a hospital.
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I think you're supposed to throw the apple at them.
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Just passing through, nothing to see here.
Sally forth.
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Ollie Ollie Oxen free
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Your a putz
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Am I crazy? Bought a commercial mop and bucket because we are converting the whole 1600sqft downstairs to wood and tile. Stupid sponge on a stick we had was worthless for more than a single room.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I know I'm crazy, but you need to help me justify my decisions!
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I give a qualified "yes" and a motion to submit to the bartender.
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Yes.
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I know I'm crazy, but you need to help me justify my decisions!
Absolutely!!!!!!
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Ooh, look! The year I was born!
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Crap, that was in 3 words.
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oh well
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ooh, look! The year I graduated high school!
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crap. That's the guy with the beat up vw.
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oooh! loook! The year my sister was born!
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Crap. That's this post.
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Happy birthday Ed.
http://youtu.be/Dfc-Yn43Qeg (http://youtu.be/Dfc-Yn43Qeg)
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Not again. :facepalm:
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Still.
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Yet
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Yeti
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Abominable snowman.
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Bumbles bounce.
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Bumbles bounce.
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Paging Doctor Freud.
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What about my mother?
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If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
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Good morning Papa.
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Afternoon. Cookie
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Late night snack.
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Your mom make it for you?
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Your mom make hold it for you?
:couch:
^^^^
Freud's couch.
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My mother made my friend an homosexual.
If you give her the wool, she can make one for you. too.
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If you give her the wool, she can make one for you. too.
I'm covered. Susan has her own wheel and does amazing things with needles.
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Watch where you sit.
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;)
Always.
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It's hot here
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Sorry to hear that. How's the wind?
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It blows.
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That must suck for you.
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Umm...
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Yeah...
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Tootsie roll
Eat more cat 2014
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Can't just eat one.
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Hoes be us.
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My back hurts.
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A quick kickinnanuts makes a backache feel inconsequential.
:gerg:
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:wave:
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HO
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High Output.
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Holographic Oddity.
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High voltage
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Don't dig here.
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Gotta bury the bodies somewhere....
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Night of the living dead.
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There's post ho thread?
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There's post ho thread?
My thoughts as well. And apparently I've posted in it before. :shrug:
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PS. Ho ho happy birthday, Ed.
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And also something something pie something bacon motorcycles.
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...something, something, rant.
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C*nt
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It's f@#ken COLD out this morning.
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But warm inside.
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Coffee is brewing.
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Time to make breakfast.
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Post ho ho ho
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Yummy butylatedhydroxyanisole!
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I didn't have to get up at 0500 today. That was nice.
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That's nice.
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Nice seldom continues past toast n' jam.
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Jam is nice.
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I like figgy jam.
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But I love jammy figs.
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Ho-ing successfully propagated, for the day shift.
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NEXT!
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Next what? Next next? Or next, next, nexty next?
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That's the spirit!
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Tw@.
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That's the spirit!
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That's the spirit!
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That's the spirit!
Speechless
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Keep it up boys.
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The posting that is.
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Why? It's pointless...............................
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Doobie.
I dunno why that word just popped into my head.
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There it is again.
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No...wait. Now it's gone.
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Nobody said it'd be easy.
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Doobie Doobie do
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That belongs in the just 3 words thread.
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That would be correct if this was the 3 word thread.
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Why? You can't count.
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You can't count
To 21, with my pants "Carled"!
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I count 23.
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47 pages
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0.65 posts per day.
We're not ho-ing hard enough.
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Titties.
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Excellent invention.
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good morning and good night
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Make up your mind.
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split personality
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Definately segmented.
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Probably compartmentized.
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Not likely alphabetized.
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You do realize you can use more than three words here.
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Post 700 only has two.
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I love winter. I know I can't ride the bike, but I can ride the snowmobile. Posting a video soon. If my dad's pond had bigger fish in it, I would be ice fishing too. (With the bad winter last year everything in the pond died to to winter-kill and a failed aerator. Started over this spring.)
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I love winter too.
But I like it less each year.
Right now it's snowing (again) like there's no tomorrow.
...and there's still tomorrow.
:crazy:
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For the second day in a row, I had to wear shorts and flip flops. :-[
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For the second day in a row, I had to wear shorts and flip flops. :-[
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I rode yesterday. 42° freeken deg.
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I didn't ride yesterday. Freeken downpours.
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I didn't ride today. Freeken cold.
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I shovelled today. F'kin snow.
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I snowblowed. Twice.
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That'd put a smile on his face.
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Ho, ho, ho, hos!
It's only 317 days 'til Christmas!
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No snow forecasted today.
Ha Ha Ha Boston.
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I don't live in Boston ya nit.
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Happy birthday twat face.
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I don't live in Boston ya nit.
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Close enough.
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...for a hug.
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Bromance
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Craigslist rocks and sucks at the same time.
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Craigslist sucks rocks.
Ho ho FXT ho.
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Craigslist sucks rocks.
Ho ho FXT ho.
Don't you have to go make a quiche or something.
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Selling everything and becoming a vagabond.
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Like Jimmy Buffet?
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... becoming a vagabond.
Buying a Harley?
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Keep a toothbrush.
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British Army foot-powder.
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British monkey butt powder.
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Craigslist sucks rocks.
Ho ho FXT ho.
Don't you have to go make a quiche or something.
Today I made bread with spent grains from the brewhouse and fed some fresh IPA to the acetobacters in the vinegar vats.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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broke down in my little car on the motorway. rush hour. pah. all the warning lights suddenly came on. car seemed fine.
pull over. wait for rescue service. ages later, they turn up. computer thingy on car.
catalytic converter is 0.5% less efficient. that was it. pah fecking pah.
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All secure, Sir, and, or, Mam.
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What is the sound of one buttock clapping?
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A half assed comment.
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Boston f@#ked again.
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A half assed comment.
Who you lookin' at Willis?
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lightweight
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probie
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Thank you Kneescrubber for the part for my oven.
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No time till Monday to install it.
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Liquid supper.
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You're welcome Ed.
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At the IMS today.
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Sat my ass on many bikes.
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Sleazy rider was with me.
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Any favourite(s)?
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Sat my ass on many bikes.
Any favourite(s)?
No, they're all tainted now.
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Sat my ass on many bikes.
Any favourite(s)?
No, they're all tainted now.
Ed cooties. :wow:
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Sat my ass on many bikes.
Any favourite(s)?
No, they're all tainted now.
Your just jealous bitch.
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Where's alla frozenhos?
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Thanks Ed. Did it work?
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Thanks Ed. Did it work?
Just got done.
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Thanks Ed. Did it work?
Just got done.
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I only need one finger to open and close the door now.
Awesome.
And I won't comment on your cool flooring. :-*
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And I won't comment on your cool flooring. :-*
That's the original 1956 floor. I tore up the other floor that was covering that one (sheet goods with underlayment) that just wore out and I ran out of extra material to patch it. That tile is asbestos based so I'm not going to be taking it up.
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That's the original 1956 floor.
They still have those in Cuba.
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That's the original 1956 floor.
They still have those in Cuba.
And in Illinois as well, apparently.
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At least he doesn't have to worry about a fire starting on his floor.
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Or impressing his "buddies".
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At least I have some. :twofinger:
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From the Ford Ranger campout forum..
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That's the original 1956 floor.
They still have those in Cuba.
My house still has the original 1830 floor.
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Somebody said today that there's more than one way to skin a cat. I pointed out that it would use up a lot of cats practising that.
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Takes a lot of cats to make a fur coat, doncha know.
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Beavers are better.
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Busy little beaver.
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Ward was hard on the beaver last night.
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The beaver did it.
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"You're looking particularly lovely today Mrs. Cleaver".
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Is the little beaver acting up?
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Did you get yours yet Cookie?
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Thread resurrection.
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See Carl? You too can state the obvious.
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Did you get yours yet Cookie?
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Not on a bet.
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I figgered you'd be all over this. But then again, I saw the first Who farewell tour in '82 at the Astrodome. :-[
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Oh hell no. Ive seen a couple of hundred shows when they were good. I stopped going in the early 90's because they were really starting to suck.
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I hate it when the flashbacks simulcast over live shows.
Bummer.
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Release the Ho's!!
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^That's^
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just a test
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hah
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Uh huh
https://youtu.be/ldeKAFNUjZ8
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Triple digit rigor mortis.
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Numa numa
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That kids good!
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That kids good!
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Wait till the interwebs discovers him!
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I keep hoping Jerry Springer sends him an invite.
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Is it still a post if you didn't see it?
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Is it still a post if you didn't see it?
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I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
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I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
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Let the dog loose on it.
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I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
I will not toss moms cat.
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You wear restraint on your sleeve, huh?
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No. I tossed the cat. It was in a bag and the bag landed on the couch. No harm no foul, right?
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Was the bag sealed?
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It was a double trader Joe's paper bag. It was really funny.
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partial eclipse today.
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It's cloudy though.
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So I won't see it.
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Although it'll get a bit dark for a while.
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Well, it's fairly gloomy out there.
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And I did see the eclipse through a gap in the clouds, when it was about 70%.
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Delivering an old ride, R1100RT, to a friend today.
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Last time it was on a trailer was when I took delivery.
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It's going to a good home.
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Not street-fighter stardom?
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That video game is old news.
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That video game is old news.
And so are you.
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Old and moldy. The French should love me.
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Hardly reassuring...
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Where are my pants?
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She took them.
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That bitch!!!
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Slap yourself.
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Back out to garage.
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Working on motorcycle.
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Motorcycle is in many pieces.
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Like a jigsaw puzzle.
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That's five posts (or six if you count this one)
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More wrenchin'...less postin'
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My ST hasnt been started in 6 years.
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My ST hasnt been started in 6 years.
You need new friends.
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Thats hard to do when you live out of country.
But now I'm back I've been lazy\ busy and haven't done anything about it.
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Thats hard to do when you live out of country.
Good, quality, in-country friends would be pleased to evict the spiders from your poor, unloved ST.
Just let go of the key...
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Yippy, snow!
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Fu#$n snow here to.
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Bright sun, gentle breezes, and wind chill of -16C.
:baldy:
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There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
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There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
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A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
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There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!
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pop rocks
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Pixie stix.
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chick-o-stick
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Cat on a stick
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Shit on a shingle.
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Ketchup on the rye.
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Corned beef on rye with mustard.
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Plus sauerkraut mit Emmentaler.
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and pommes frites
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Freedom fries mofo!
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On your pizza.
All the rage,
In sunny Italia.
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Cold hands. Time to more where it is warmer.
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Light a fire, pilgrim.
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She's a witch! Burn her!!
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Pink belly! Pink belly!
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Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over
Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house
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"This used to be a funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down down down
I'm gonna burn it down"
Copied and pasted on a laptop like a normal person.
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I shall ignore your clever copying and pasting and go to work.
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That's the best place to "let go".
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Well, Clarkson's been sacked.
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Well, Clarkson's been sacked.
From what I understand it's a long time coming.
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I'm sure he wont suffer.
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The BBC will suffer.
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Well, Clarkson's been sacked.
That's Englandish for kicked in the balls, right?
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Well, Clarkson's been sacked.
That's Englandish for kicked in the balls, right?
Could mean football but the English don't know what football is.
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Twat
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Face
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Muskrat
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Dick
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Cheese danish
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Eskimo
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Yer mum
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Boing
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Cat
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Scratch
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Fever
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Mucus
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Membrane
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Australia?
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Stooplandia
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Just one word.
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bleeding ell.
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jellied eels
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Pickled pigs feet.
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Lice shampoo.
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Spork.
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Spank
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Where's Sammy?
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The monkey? Other priorities I'm sure.
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In a jar?
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I didn't realize it was lightning bug season.
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Thunder storms moving in?
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Not around here. Just another drought on the Left Coast.
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5649291340493982
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Delta "T".
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Delta Dawn.
Dude.
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Ultra Dawn
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Washing out that racing stripe?
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It's a "skid".
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It's a "skid".
Like this one.
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I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.
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I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.
Sorry, man. That's rough.
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I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.
Sorry, man. That's rough.
He deserved evry minute.
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:nono:
Nobody deserves Dallas.
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Did someone say JR.
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Sue Ellen shot him.
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I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.
Sorry, man. That's rough.
The sad news is I have to go back on Monday, but this time to Federal Prison. :P
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I just got out of prison today and am back home in Dallas.
Sorry, man. That's rough.
He deserved evry minute.
I need a prison psychiatrist to help me deal with the trauma. I didn't even drop the soap.
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Is a Federal Prison a prison for the Feds?
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Uhhh... suuuurrrrree.
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Need moar cells.
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Brain cell shortage?
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Been drinking too much beer. Killing off brain cells.
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You being in Dallas now Lone Star beer will do that.
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I found this stuff called Ziegenbock, which is really good and bottled in Houston.
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Today is a good day to be from SE Texas. Rockets move on to the Western Conference Finals. Astros can take over best win percentage in MLB if the Cards lose tonight.
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On my way to Austin.
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Cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow
(o\_!_/o)
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Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo, Bovine phone.
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Cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow
(o\_!_/o)
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Spotted Cow Spotted Cow Spotted Cow Spotted Cow Spotted Cow Spotted Cow
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Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie
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You visit dark places.
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Cow cow cow?
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You visit dark places.
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Cow.
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Warning: Motorcycle content.
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Cacao
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Oh dear.
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Dear dear dear dear dear dear
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WHHEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Once a ho, twice a ho...
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Thank you for the flowers.
They are delicious.
I'll put the rest in a vase for later.
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Blue Angels zipping overhead yesterday and today. I've been shaking my fist at them and yelling "Stop wasting my tax money!!"
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Blue Angels zipping overhead yesterday and today. I've been shaking my fist at them and yelling "Stop wasting my tax money!!"
Why do you hate 'Murica?
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Blue Angels zipping overhead yesterday and today. I've been shaking my fist at them and yelling "Stop wasting my tax money!!"
Why do you hate 'Murica?
Loud pipes, mostly.
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"Stop wasting my tax money!!"
That's the sound of freedom!
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"Stop wasting my tax money!!"
That's the sound of freedom!
Does freedom really need to be 200db?
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"Stop wasting my tax money!!"
That's the sound of freedom!
Does freedom really need to be 200db?
Doesn't matter what the number is, for many FreedomTM is simply More.
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FREEDOM!
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FREEDOM!
I can't hear you!
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Sand inyer ears?
:lol:
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Beer in your face.
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Eye can't hear you!
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This is true.
Although, you could upconvert sound waves into a much higher frequency the eye would perceive. Then eye could hear you.
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I stand awehostruck.
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Potatoes
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Potatoes
Awe Gratten
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Potato Potato Potato
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Potato Potato Potato
HD trademark violation!!
I'm telling!!
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Blowing a gale out there. Off to work. Ho hum, blah di blah.
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Is Gale a transvestite friend of yours?
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AC DC
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Ed goes both ways!!
(o\_!_/o)
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Ed is an explorer.
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I'm a rocker.
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And a shocker.
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Something something Dan Blocker.
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Ho.
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"Walk with pride, laddy!
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Mardi graw
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Mardi graw
s n a r f
(o\_!_/o)
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You mean Marty Graw? He's a great guy.
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PAT
MENCHINI’S
CHUNKY
LAYERING
WAISTCOAT
WITH FURRY
COLLAR
On sale 18th
October
2013
coming
nextissue
Back
Using 2.5mm needles, cast on
123 (127, 135, 144, 152, 159) sts
❑Work in st st until piece
meas 20 (22, 22, 22, 23, 24)
cm, ending after a WS row
SHAPE ARMHOLE
❑ Cast off 5 (5, 6, 6, 7, 7) sts at
beg of next two rows. 113 (117,
123, 132, 138, 145) sts
❑ Dec one st at each end of
next and every foll alt row until
97 (103, 109, 112, 118, 121) sts rem
❑ Cont in st st until armhole
meas 20 (20, 21, 22, 23, 24) cm
SHAPE SHOULDER
❑ Cast off 9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
at beg of next six rows. 43 (43,
43, 46, 46, 49) sts
❑ Cast off
Right front
Using 2.5mm needles, cast on
34 (35, 38, 41, 43, 45) sts
❑ Row 1: k
❑ Row 2: p
❑ Row 3 (RS): k2, m1, k to end.
35 (36, 39, 42, 44, 46) sts
❑ Rep Rows 2-3 until there are
54 (57, 60, 64, 67, 72) sts
❑ Cont in st st until work meas
20 (22, 22, 22, 23, 24) cm,
ending after a RS row
SHAPE ARMHOLE
❑ Next row: cast off 5 (5, 6, 6,
7, 7) sts, p to end. 49 (52, 54,
58, 60, 65) sts
❑ Next row: k to last four sts,
k2tog, k2. 48 (51, 53, 57, 59,
64) sts
❑ Next row: p
❑ Rep last two rows until 41
(45, 47, 48, 50, 53) sts rem
SHAPE NECK
❑ Dec one st at neck edge on
next and every foll alt row until
27 (30, 33, 33, 36, 36) sts rem
❑ Cont in st st until armhole
meas 20 (20, 21, 22, 23, 24) cm,
ending after a RS row
SHAPE SHOULDER
❑ Cast off 9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
at beg of next and foll alt row.
9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
❑ Next row: k
❑ Cast off
Left front
Using 2.5mm needles, cast on
34 (35, 38, 41, 43, 45) sts
❑ Row 1: k
❑ Row 2: p
❑ Row 3: k to last two sts, m1,
k2. 35 (36, 39, 42, 44, 46) sts
❑ Rep Rows 2-3 until there are
54 (57, 60, 64, 67, 72) sts
❑ Cont in st st until work meas
20 (22, 22, 22, 23, 24) cm,
ending after a WS row
SHAPE ARMHOLE
❑ Next row: cast off 5 (5, 6, 6,
7, 7) sts, k to end. 49 (52, 54,
58, 60, 65) sts
❑ Next row: p
❑ Next row: k2, ssk, k to end.
48 (51, 53, 57, 59, 64) sts
❑ Rep last two rows until 41
(45, 47, 48, 50, 53) sts rem
❑ Next row: p
SHAPE NECK
❑ Dec one st at neck edge on
next and every foll alt row until
27 (30, 33, 33, 36, 36) sts rem
❑ Cont in st st until armhole
meas 20 (20, 21, 22, 23, 24) cm,
ending after a WS row
SHAPE SHOULDER
❑ Cast off 9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
at beg of next and foll alt row.
9 (10, 11, 11, 12, 12) sts
❑ Next row: p
❑ Cast off
Sleeves
Using 2.5mm needles, cast on
68 (68, 72, 72, 74, 74) sts
❑Working in st st inc one st at
each end of fifth and every foll
fourth row until there are 78
(84, 90, 90, 96, 102) sts
❑ Cont in st st without shaping
until work meas 12 (14, 15, 15, 15,
15) cm
SHAPE SLEEVE TOP
❑ Cast off 5 (5, 6, 6, 7, 7) sts at
beg of next two rows. 68 (74,
78, 78, 82, 88) sts
❑ Dec one st at each end of
next and every foll alt row until
52 (60, 64, 58, 62, 64) sts rem
❑ Cont in st st without shaping
until armhole meas 10 (10, 10.5,
11.5, 12.5, 13.5) cm
❑ Dec one st at each end of
every row until 20 (26, 28, 22,
24, 26) sts rem
❑ Cast off 5 (6, 7, 6, 6, 7) sts at
beg of next two rows. 10 (14,
14, 10, 12, 12) sts
❑ Cast off 5 (7, 7, 5, 6, 6) sts
at beg of next row. 5 (7, 7, 5,
6, 6) sts
❑ Cast off
Sleeve edging
Using 2.5mm needles, cast
on nine sts
❑ Row 1 and every alt row: k
❑ Row 2: k3, k2tog, yfwd,
k2tog, [yfwd, k1] twice. Ten sts
❑ Row 4: k2, [k2tog, yfwd]
twice, k3, yfwd, k1. 11 sts
❑ Row 6: k1, [k2tog, yfwd]
twice, k5, yfwd, k1. 12 sts
❑ Row 8: k3, [yfwd, k2tog]
twice, k1, k2tog, yfwd,
k2tog. 11 sts
❑ Row 10: k4, yfwd,
k2tog, yfwd, k3tog, yfwd,
k2tog. Ten sts
❑ Row 12: k5, yfwd, k3tog,
yfwd, k2tog. Nine sts
❑ Rep Rows 1-12 until edging
fits along cuff of sleeve
❑ K one row
❑ Cast off, sew in place, sew
beads along seam edge at
approx 1cm intervals
To make up
Join shoulder seams, sew
sleeve top in place, sew side
and sleeve seams
Body edging
❑ Make as for Sleeve edging
until edging fits around Fronts,
neck, and lower Back edge,
sew in place as you go
❑ Sew beads along seam edge
at approx 1cm intervals, block
garment carefully to enhance
lace edging LK
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Classic.
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Well, it is a Post Ho thread. And I had to print off a knitting pattern for 'er indoors.
Make yourself a cardi!
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May I please have an egg salad sandwich?
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You'll spoil your supper.
:nono:
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My supper was oh so good.
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Random quotes from earlier in the thread.
A Whippoorwill has taken up residence in the woods in my back yard. First time I've heard one in the 21 years I've lived here.
Noisy little fucker.
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There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
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cheese
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cheese
2013? Now that's digging up some shit.
Cheese.
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Wiz.
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Wiz.
After coffee.
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Wiz.
After coffee.
Before lunch.
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Wiz.
After coffee.
Before lunch.
During swim time.
:willy:
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Wiz.
After coffee.
Before lunch.
During swim time.
:willy:
I eat cannibals. It's incredible.
The quotey thing!
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I eat cannibals. It's incredible.
That's canna-bis.
Which is credible.
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I eat cannibals. It's incredible.
That's canna-bis.
Which is credible.
Lazarou, come forth!
Also, how's the gear in Sussex? Any good?
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Put another log on the fire.
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Fire? In August? :headscratch:
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Fire? In August? :headscratch:
The elderly are often chilly.
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A poppa oo mau mau.
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I had the possibility of moving to Australia with my employer's blessing. I was being interviewed in Australia House when the question 'Have you ever been in prison' came up.
'Is it still compulsory?' wasn't the answer they were looking for.
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Years ago... ...a mate and I got caught climbing the fence at Glastonbury. They made us go back inside and watch the rest of Coldplay.
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My dad was a bit of a c***. I remember one year as a kid he asked my mother what she wanted for her birthday. She jokingly said he might as well get her a new pan so she can cook his pasta in it. He took her to her word and on the morning of her birthday he presented a pan shaped present wrapped in happy birthday paper and all hell broke loose. He got her something else pretty sharpish but it was never forgotten
Years later it turned out he hadn't just bought her a new pan after all, he had bought her a set of pans. Six in total, each slightly smaller than the next - they stacked into each other.
Eventually she calmed down and the time came for us to chuck the old pan (loose handle) and use "The new pan" instead. Dad took great pride in saying it was a useful present after all and despatched the old one with the wonky handle to the bin. I think she might have taken a swing at him with it at some time during the proceedings.
Of course after two weeks "the new pan" was substituted (in the dead of night) for the next size down by my dad who had hidden the set in the loft. Two more weeks later and the next smallest pan was taken down from the loft and replaced the previous. 3 months later she was down to the milk pan, insisting all along that it must be the heat shrinking the metal.
Of course this became a topic of intense discussion with everyone and anyone she knew even for years after. Quite frankly she's never been the same since.
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Once a ho...
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Always a ho.
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Allen has two belts and a highly variable waistline.
The Americans made a new one in the 1960s that lasted a couple of months.
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Savchuk is accustomed to antagonizing powerful people
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Van Allen has suspiciously stable belts which the Soviets had no hand in.
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I don't care for Twinkies. They're not really very tasty and leave a weird film on one's mouth.
YMMV
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HoHos are okay, though.
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Z
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Wake up
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Snorfltghacsniff
Hey Papa.
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Hi Biscuit-Man. Happy Saturday.
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...and Sunday two, 'case I'm absent.
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Nobody comes here on a Sunday.
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It's Sunday?
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Yes. Now go back to sleep.
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Yes. Now go back to sheep.
Fixed.
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Fixed.
Now the girls are friendlier.
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Sorry to burst your bubble but it's Monday.
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I can assure you it's not Monday. The car would not be parked here if it were.
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You da ho.
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Any weddings today?
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Not mine thankgod
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The Oomedoodle is a legless bird native to Australia. It is so named because of the distinctive cry it makes every time it lands on its exposed nether regions: "Oomedoodle! Oomedoodle!" They're said to be highly intelligent and make great pets because of their facility with language (even better than that of parrots). However, owners should be warned that their language tends to be vulgar.
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We're out of 'Bort' license plates!
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Johnny Cash was in town today. I saw his tour bus.
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Johnny Cash was in town today. I saw his tour bus.
Twelve years dead and still touring. That's what professionalism looks like. :hail:
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He was in an all black tour bus. Literally, ALL BLACK, with the exception of headlights, taillights, turn signals and front windshield.
Wish I had a pic.
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Was Elvis with him too?
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Elvis never wore black. ;)
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I'm in all black right now.
Makes me feel rather pretty...
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If I stay there will be trouble, but if I leave there will be double
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Fecking Clash lyrics.
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Fecking Clash lyrics.
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Thankfully, I faced the music and danced
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I was driving over a bridge in Oxford once when a magic flying car driven by a wooden Italian marionette with a rapidly-extending proboscis sailed right over me. You couldn't make it up.
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I was walking along the road one day when the tree roots turned to very large and frightening snakes. They chased me for miles.
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Been putting some wacky toacky in those cigars.
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Nope. They told me only one microdot but I didn't listen.
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I was walking along the road one day when the tree roots turned to very large and frightening snakes. They chased me for miles.
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Miles couldn't be bothered to chase you himself?
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I am the Queen of England.
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don't believe me,
I will punch you in the pants.
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Nope. They told me only one microdot but I didn't listen.
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The first time I took acid-a very long time ago-I was given something called Window Panes. I had no idea that you meant to cut them into four.
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Grateful Dead, 1978. Put the paper in my mouth. 20 minutes later we see the people in front of us cutting the very same kind of paper carefully into 4 pieces. They explained it to us.
Things started to change, time became irrelevant.
Bob came out and said "we're sorry, Jerry's real sick and we're not going to be able to play tonight".
We ended up doing shots of Jack and smoking weed in G Fox department store, New Haven Ct. until closing.
Us and about 100 other dead heads.
The kind old man with a push broom swept us out into the street saying, " you gots to go. You gots to go".
We then watched the streets of New Haven bleed until our ride showed up at 12:00.
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https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php (https://www.sport-touring.org/index.php)
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Yeah?
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Pumpkin spice blowjob.
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Upped gay quotient.
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Always ask a grown up before you use the internet. They can help you find the best thing to do.
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Cake makes a very effective appetite supressant.
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Pudding didn't work.
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FAT PEOPLE ‘EAT TOO MUCH’
– Cream Buns named in Shock Food Report
Eat too much and you could get fat, according to a report published this week. Specific foods singled out for attention include cream buns, chocolate cake and jam doughnuts.
According to a survey carried out for no particular reason, many people in Britain are already overweight. And the report goes on to claim that people who are fat:
- take up more room than other people
wear bigger clothes
and are more likely to damage furniture
.
CHOCOLATES
We took these startling claims onto the streets to gauge the public’s reaction. Mrs Hilary Foster, 46, agreed that cream buns were fattening, while her friend, 40 year old Margaret Harrison claimed that she had occasionally eaten chocolates but suffered no ill effects.
SWISS ROLL
Shopkeeper Paul Willis, 27, admitted that several fat people had visited his shop in the past and had purchased food items among other things. The manager of a nearby restaurant refused to comment on claims that fat people were among his best customers.
TRIFLE
A woman we later watched enter the restaurant was visibly overweight, but refused to tell us what she was eating or how heavy she was. Her husband then became abusive and we were asked to leave the premises.
A spokesman for the British Medical Authority told us he had not seen the report, and did not wish to make any comment.
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Sometimes you feel like a post-ho.
Sometimes you don't.
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You gave all you had. Why you wanna give more?
The more that you give, the more it will take
To the thin line beyond which you really can't fake.
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Cats make a very effective appetite suppresant, boiled, grilled or even roasted or fried.
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Cats make a very effective appetite suppresant, boiled, grilled or even roasted or fried.
Or even poached whole, in aspic.
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Susan thinks it's more butterscotch than blood.
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Susan thinks it's more butter and scotch than blood.
FTFY ;)
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Coho is a post ho.
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Ho
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Ho
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Ho.
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It's Coho
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Bears suck but Seahawks suck more.
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No hos today, thanx.
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No hos today, thanx.
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Just
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trying
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to
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catch
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Cookie.
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Wow!
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Wow!
Workin' on the ol' post count I see.
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Wow!
Workin' on the ol' post count I see.
Working on something.
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Working In the Coal Mine?
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Goin' down down.
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"Basement level; ladies undergarments..."
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The two telephones are made out of different colours of chocolate. Yes, I heard this today.
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Dark and appliance green chocolate?
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Shhhhh...
Hos be napping here.
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Did someone wake you up?
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Not easily done.
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Tomatoes
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To-mah-toes.
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Potato
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vibrato
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Channel eleven
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Magnificent Seven.
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Dirty Dozen.
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Day old donuts.
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Dipped 'em in Beer.
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Ate 'em with relish.
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Relished them with mustard.
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Buttah
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Lobstah
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Cah
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Pissah!
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Wicked.
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Wicked.
Evil, mean n' nasty.
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I have cheese.
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Not presently wearing pants.
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Don't need pants to drive, unless going to a drive-thru...
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Currently wearing pants.
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Trousers for me.
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Not presently wearing pants.
Free in the breeze.
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Tits in the wind.
-Clay
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I'm neeekid now. and it's chilly.
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Pffft.
Try Jello.
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No pants at the present moment.
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Full points if you're not alone.
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I was. Currently pants.
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I have my pants on now.
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Soda is good.
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Damn society and their dogged insistence on pants usage. :angry:
Here's a humorous song about trousers.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk#)
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Thank you, Ed.
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Yes, soda is good. Especially with scotch in it.
It's also good for fish N chip batter.
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Sorry I refuse to click on it.
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vinegar
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Hockey season starts this Wednesday. :banana:
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Again, pantless.
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I have fuzzy slippers on. They're commando.
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This is cool. All hi-rez.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/projectapolloarchive/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/projectapolloarchive/)
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Not even one shot of the real Apollo.
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no mas pantalones
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80lb scrotum.
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I am speechless.
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God hates Renoir
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Leave Renoir alone!
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Not wearing pants. Also no underware, socks, or shirt. It's a little cold in the house.
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Not wearing pants. Also no underware, socks, or shirt. It's a little cold in the house.
You need (more) liquor.
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Leave Renoir alone!
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Quite.
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Proper.
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http://www.newschannel10.com/story/30317651/wienermobile-in-amarillo (http://www.newschannel10.com/story/30317651/wienermobile-in-amarillo)
:chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana: :chili: :banana:
It's been about a year.
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Looks like your in seventh heaven.
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Remember this one?
https://www.flickr.com/photos/bradley_loos/548246061 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/bradley_loos/548246061)
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Grief. My mobile phone operator has been hacked and all of its customer details, including bank details, have been stolen. Nothing was encrypted. Idiots.
Thankfully, I did not set up an online account with Talk Talk, but some scum has my bank details.
No response from Talk Talk.
Feel free to move this to the rant thread. Or the scared thread. Whichever.
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Nothing was encrypted.
This seems to be the norm.
Perhaps no one has been sufficiently sued?
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The other day, the England team played France.
Then, it occurred to me that there are strong similarities between the England football team and ISIS.
They can try and beat the French, but they'll never win.
Let's hope England has not got a game against Mali anytime soon.
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I'd rather have snow. It's more prettier.
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jelly
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beans
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preferably
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licorice
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i
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really
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like
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the
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black
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ones
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rhubarb
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Marzipan.
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meh
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ehm
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Ha.
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Burp
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'Scuse u.
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Turkey coma.
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Who's the turkey?
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12:21am and I'm on STO.
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3:30 and I'm on STO.
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G'Night Johnboy
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Nope. Good morning.
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What's so good about it.
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What's so good about it.
You're in it sweetie. :inlove:
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What's so good about it.
You're in it sweetie. :inlove:
Cookies come out of the closet.
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Was never in. ;)
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Under the stairs.
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Just drumming up business.
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Did someone say Ho!? (ho ho).
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Welcome back.
Is the SP rule gone? I wanna a SP.
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I thought you were a sockpuppet.
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Bob, Is that you?
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Sock Monkey is my copilot.
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And Rosie Palmer is the stewardess.
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Love this thread.
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^^^^mind bottling ^^^^
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A mind needs fast bottling.
http://youtu.be/Z4TWtxL1Ahg (http://youtu.be/Z4TWtxL1Ahg)
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It's gonna be a long weekend for me.
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I'll be dragging up a whole lotta old threads.
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New(er)(est) need not apply.
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Go have a drink.
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Or stay and have two, too.
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I'm considering cultivating a dynamic funky grunt.
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Or possibly not.
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Bologna.
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Fried bologna. :drool:
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Ohhhhhhh...we used to live on fried bologna sammiches back when I worked on a Forest Service fire crew. Good shit.
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Good shit.
Was that you behind the tree?
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Stew is a bear? I had no idea.
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Ew.
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Ho.
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Momma.
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Lied.
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That bitch.
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That's twice now.
One more time, and I post in the "Rant" thread.
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You bastard!
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http://youtu.be/5lNm_BBASYg (http://youtu.be/5lNm_BBASYg)
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Piss, bitchin, and moaning.
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Shut up Ed.
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Broke a coffee cup.
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Not really.
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Not really broke, or not really coffee?
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Yes.
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Gooooooooooooooooooal
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Another Gooooooooooooooooal. :banana:
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Gooooooooooooooal number 5
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Goooooooooooooooal number 6
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Gooooooooooooooooal number 7
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Mercy rule suspended.
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Blackhawks win. Blackhawks win.
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How's the bug tent doing Cookie?
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Great. We've had dick for snow though.
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Good.
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Betterer.
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Palindrome.
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Je souhaite acheter le numéro de pièce 44300-28D00-000
Avez-vous postez au Royaume-Uni? Si oui, combien est affranchissement, s'il vous plaît?
Je peux payer par Paypal ou de débit.
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Sur la ponte, d'Orleans.
http://youtu.be/odY3QOAwYQg (http://youtu.be/odY3QOAwYQg)
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Tammy & I have a bet: can a giraffe lick its own ass? :headscratch:
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Google says yes, probably.
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Nurse says "Good night".
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Then drills a hole in your forehead.
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Then drills a hole in your forehead.
Alternative energy is the future.
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Like Soylent Green, just get used to it.
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Have the aliens landed yet?
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Plymouth Rock.
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Plymouth Rock.
Oh man...great band...saw them at the Whiskey-A-Go-Go back in the day....opened for The Ramones....great time...
Wait...or was that at The Roxy....
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And then, suddenly, nothing in particular continued to happen.
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All the way to Tahiti.
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And beyond.
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That's Captain Beyond, pilgrim...
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Where's Major Tom?
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Died earlier this year.
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Term is mouldering.
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Muldering?
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No, mule deering.
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Ham is tasty. Really really tasty.
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Hocks n' kraut plz.
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Ham is tasty. Really really tasty.
So is BBQ Cat.
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Ham is tasty. Really really tasty.
So is BBQ Cat.
Yes it is. Especially when it's wrapped with ham.
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Ham is tasty. Really really tasty.
So is BBQ Cat.
Yes it is. Especially when it's wrapped with ham.
Bacon much gooder.
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Fishy fishy fish.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npJQKtV5aP4#)
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When I was a wee lad my momma told me I'd amount to nothing. Now I'm the lead fry cook at the nicest burger shack in Dayton. I guess I showed her.
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Even nothing is something...
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Rolled through the McBeetus drive through this morning for a McMuffin. The order was still up on the screen from the car in front of me when I pulled up. It was a coffee with 16 sugars and 17 creams. :headscratch:
I'm not a coffee drinker myself and certainly not one to disparage a mans coffee drinking choices, but really?
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I like my coffee with sugar and cream but that's over kill.
With all that sugar and cream I could go 2 weeks on that.
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Coffee is a dark black liquid. Adding anything to that liquid transforms it into a dessert.
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Agreed.
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Halley's comet, two birds, a dog, a sheep and a priest.
What happened next?
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Halley's comet, two birds, a dog, a sheep and a priest.
What happened next?
They all shit on you.
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Halley's comet, two birds, a dog, a sheep and a priest.
What happened next?
They all shit on you.
Shut up Ed.
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Halley's comet, two birds, a dog, a sheep and a priest.
What happened next?
They all shit on you.
Shut up Ed.
So they shit on you?
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What's that smell?
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One more drink fool would drown you!
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Mama told me not to come.
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Today, I disarmed a man of his 10" knife. He was psychotic, poor boy.
I must admit I had already boasted about this, but I hadn't.
And no, Cookie, that pic will not be my new avatar. :twofinger:
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Today, I disarmed a man of his 10" knife. He was psychotic, poor boy.
I'm assuming you "talked him down", because you do communicate well.
Good on ya.
Too many of those episodes end badly.
:beerchug:
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I really hate it when people say they're fans of Coldplay, it makes me want to grind a lightbulb into a wall
I've actually ended friendships over it.
An intense surge of irritable rage comes over me at the thought of anybody I like being a fan of that band. I don't understand why it bothers me so much.
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I like Coldplay.
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
Uh.... I was kidding?
Who is Coldplay?
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
Uh.... I was kidding?
Who is Coldplay?
Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
Uh.... I was kidding?
Who is Coldplay?
Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
Uh.... I was kidding?
Who is Coldplay?
Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.
Mud! Even better!
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
Uh.... I was kidding?
Who is Coldplay?
Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.
Mud! Even better!
Dawgs love mud!
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
Uh.... I was kidding?
Who is Coldplay?
Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.
Mud! Even better!
Dawgs love mud!
So does Coho.
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I like Coldplay.
Twat.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
They are seriously naff. Stop liking them this instant.
Another thing to rip Papa on.
And read my sig line.
Cookie and Bomber like cooo-[ kjghgvj uy yk6play?
Uh.... I was kidding?
Who is Coldplay?
Dawg playing in the snow would qualify.
Snows all gone.
Mud! Even better!
Dawgs love mud!
So does Coho.
Nope. Mud is de debbil.
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When I get my women's clothes on, no more soldiering for me.
Have a banana.
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You should explore the kilted Regiments.
:banana:
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Titties.
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Hookers.
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Out back. Behind the garage.
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Dancin' and gigglin'.
:chili: :banana: :chili:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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My ex just told the world she divorced me because of pea soup.
Shit. I'll take it!
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she did.
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My ex just told the world she divorced me because of pea soup.
I sense a marketable opportunity here...
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Tammy & I have a bet: can a giraffe lick its own ass? :headscratch:
Tammy & I have another bet: is it possible to sneak up on an owl? :headscratch:
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If it was really drunk...
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owls don't wear sneakers, silly
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Correct. They wear moccasins.
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...or sandals in summer.
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There is that
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...or sandals in summer.
With socks.
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...or sandals in summer.
With socks.
Must be dress socks.
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...or sandals in summer.
With socks.
Must be dress socks.
With no holes.
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...or sandals in summer.
With socks.
Must be dress socks.
With no holes.
Anybody who wears Jesus sandals and white socks is a paedophile. 100% accuracy on that one.
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...or sandals in summer.
With socks.
Must be dress socks.
With no holes.
Anybody who wears Jesus sandals and white socks is a paedophile. 100% accuracy on that one.
How about Argyles?
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...or sandals in summer.
With socks.
Must be dress socks.
With no holes.
Anybody who wears Jesus sandals and white socks is a paedophile. 100% accuracy on that one.
How about Argyles?
Only if they're also wearing bermuda shorts.
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Slave to fashion.
:shrug:
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...or sandals in summer.
With socks.
Must be dress socks.
With no holes.
Anybody who wears Jesus sandals and white socks is a paedophile. 100% accuracy on that one.
How about Argyles?
Only if they're also wearing bermuda shorts.
No shorts here. It snowed last night.
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Wouldn't stop a Canuck.
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Wouldn't stop a Canuck.
Or a Seattlite. Shorts, sandals and a parka is a common sight here in the chilly months.
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Very sexy.
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http://madebyevan.com/webgl-water/ (http://madebyevan.com/webgl-water/)
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nothing much happening here. Saki will be viewing the Blackbird. That's it.
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"Save when good position to fight off the lid. Shut down could lead to deformation of error or damage. Close should recognise the put away."
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Putting away the deformed lid would be a damaging error. Recognize when good position leads to saving the fight.
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If the put away is to dysfunction adding the low fart spread tootles the joint vigorously.
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The evil bathtub gets you clean for all the wrong reasons.
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Children are the future.
Unless we invent time travel.
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Children are time stealers. I was young when it all started.
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Toot toot toot
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Toot toot toot
Beans again.
:couch:
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Toot toot toot
Beans again.
:couch:
Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot
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Hallowe'en hangover...soooo much chocolate...
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There was a Butterfinger wrapper in the morning steamer our dog dropped in the yard. He seems fine.
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Unrandom.
Recently, the province (Ontario) welcomed a new entrant to the game of gin-upsmanship: Piger Henricus (pronounced as in “tiger” and “Henry-Cuss”), the brainchild of three Québécois bon vivants who gave up 9-to-5 jobs to launch a micro-distillery in 2009: The Subversives Distillers.
This is the one made with parsnips, a seemingly odd choice that in fact lends the Piger a sinuously bitter taste, more citrus than tuber.
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Piger Henricus, Latin for “Slow Harry,” was a nickname medieval alchemists gave their furnaces...
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I'm not wearing pants again.
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I'm not wearing pants again.
This is getting to be a chronic situation.
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I'm not wearing pants again.
:needpics:
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I'm not wearing pants again.
:needpics:
You sick fuq
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Ya, but doesn't the Birthday suit fit nicely?
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Ya, but doesn't the Birthday suit fit nicely?
At least iron it first. ;)
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It smells like weed in here.
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It smells like weed in here.
Well, we just legalized weed out here in California....maybe we left the window open....
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A fairytale ending is really only good for a few of the characters.
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I'm so conflicted.
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That's not hard.
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When in doubt ride it out.
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When in doubt ride it out.
TWSS.
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Feck. I have pneumonia. I thought I was ill.
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That sucks.
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That is nothing to trifle with my friend. The post can wait.
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Guess what? It's still winter.
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You must be
psychic psychotic.
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We woke up to a fresh coat of winter.
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Dirty soup.
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Soup is good and not dirty
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Soup is good and not dirty
You are dirty.
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dirty...dirty...girl!
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http://youtu.be/TX6r-7VwfC8 (http://youtu.be/TX6r-7VwfC8)
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Umm...
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She's a tough mudder.
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She's something alright! lol
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I'm intrigued by that gender.
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http://youtu.be/42HBGCXcd7g (http://youtu.be/42HBGCXcd7g)
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"Young" is a handicap.
:naughty:
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The doctor who delivered me was named Merlin.
Just sayin'. :smoking:
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We've done four already but now we're steady. And then they went: One, two, three, four
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That's particularly enigmatic, even for you!
:clap:
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Then what happened?
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Seriously?
http://youtu.be/S2QX7GZJRpE (http://youtu.be/S2QX7GZJRpE)
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There is no pie at my house.
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Morini arrives tomorrow.
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That's swell.
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With its wooden front brake and non-working speedo...
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Still, a thing of beauty is a joy on the road.
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Jelly donuts in my shoes make my toes feel dreamy.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'll have what he's having.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'll have what he's having.
Someone will be by to break your graboid tomorrow between 8 and 5.
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If you can't at least give your customers a 30 min. window, forget it.
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If you can't at least give your customers a 30 min. window, forget it.
15-20 minutes max for us. Otherwise, find someone else.
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Outcall graboid fracturists won't be nailed down like that, man.
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Nailed a dead parrot to the perch.
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Hammer or nailgun?
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so passe, glue.
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Yummy, yummy glue.
http://youtu.be/QsuWAN3jaVs (http://youtu.be/QsuWAN3jaVs)
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If bull testicles are Rocky Mountain/Prairie Oysters, why aren't regular oysters "Ocean Testicles"?
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Sea nuts. With salt.
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How do get these gerbils out of my ass?
Asking for a friend.
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Out, dam-ned rodentia!!
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How do get these gerbils out of my ass?
Asking for a friend.
My friend said to tell your friend to just leave the tube in for a while. It will eventually come out.
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Tube?
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They gotta have a breathing tube don't they?
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The tube that your friend used to get it in there.
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Them.
A tube eh. I'll bet that would have been easier.
For my friend that is.
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Some flashback, eh.
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Won't somebody save Lemmiwinks?
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Won't somebody save Lemmiwinks?
Will he/she fit up my friends ass?
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He escaped from Mr. Slave's nethers, I suspect he could.
South Park, so probably NSFW unless you work someplace cool.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT-cwIl4Z08#)
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R2D2 and C-3PO are the only characters to appear in all eight Star Wars films.
C-3PO had his memory wiped more than once so R2D2 is the only one who remembers it all.
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R2D2 and C-3PO are the only characters to appear in all eight Star Wars films.
C-3PO had his memory wiped more than once so R2D2 is the only one who remembers it all.
Slow day at the office.
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No pants.
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No pants.
Where'd you stash your wallet?
:eek:
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Saw another example of a member of the entitled society today.
A woman reversed her car into then side of another's car, causing quite a lot of damage. She stopped, thought about it and drove off. Bless her.
I took her registration number and found the victim's owner.
I am such a bastard.
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I am such a bastard.
But if you're going to be a bastard, you're a good bastard! :beerchug:
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Perhaps even a magnificent bastard, but we'll have to wait and see.
Probably though.
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I'm probably leaning too.
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Go left, young man.
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But what about the fishing license?
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Magnificent.
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Seven of 'em.
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Nine.
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Seven of Nine.
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Hear you roar.
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No matter how
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you jump and dance
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the last three drops
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go in your pants.
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I identify as a fish taco.
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I identify as a fish taco.
Wahoo?
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'Yesterday' was just on the radio in the kitchen and one of my cooks said "I've heard this song before, who sings it?"
I feel old now. :facepalm:
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'Yesterday' was just on the radio in the kitchen and one of my cooks said "I've heard this song before, who sings it?"
I feel old now. :facepalm:
Try walking into the local supermarket and hearing "Panama" by Van Halen on the overhead as background music.
Seriously? VH is now the Musak of the supermarket industry? :-[
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'Yesterday' was just on the radio in the kitchen and one of my cooks said "I've heard this song before, who sings it?"
I feel old now. :facepalm:
Try walking into the local supermarket and hearing "Panama" by Van Halen on the overhead as background music.
Seriously? VH is now the Musak of the supermarket industry? :-[
I think I made a few posts 4 or 5 years ago about the music I was hearing at my local grocery store.
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I found a tick on my ass today.
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I found a tick on my ass today.
We shall now call you Cootie.
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.kawHJ|bnfc khvqwkghrQCTY4
That brings up all kinds of stuff.
Google is your friend (not really-it's a nasty spy company which will kill your babies).
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I need some hair bands.
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Fork in road
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Worms.
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Man. No one wants to look you in the eye anymore.
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Lost in space...
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Danger Will Robinson
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He made this.
http://youtu.be/cn73Wtem0No (http://youtu.be/cn73Wtem0No)
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I took a turn 10 years ago and THIS is where I resurface?
Holy cow Batman.
REBOOT
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Life is strange.
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Toast is life.
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So are waffles
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not hungry. constantly, not hungry.
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$13302.50
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last week's MRI showed up an infection in my spinal column. don't feel ill at all.
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don't feel ill at all.
Doctors can fix that too.
GO! Lymphocytes!!
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Too much eggroll
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Comes with six.
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bucket
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don't feel ill at all.
Doctors can fix that too.
GO! Lymphocytes!!
off to hosp[ital. apparently, it's urgent. whatever
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Pfffft
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She looks nice...
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I can't forget that signora
Whilst telling her how I adored her
Asleep she did fall
I didn't mind that at all
But she was a terrible snorer
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"Power corrupts, PowerPoint corrupts absolutely."
- Lord Acton*
*not a real quote, this is the internet, do your own research, they didn't have PowerPoint in the 19th century, YMMV, IANAL, etc.
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Every week in my opinion. :drool: :snork:
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Agreed, but every other round
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Nothing wrong with a little mixing.
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!Burrrrrrrrp!
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Hos be hidin'.
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Great God almighty it's the TV Guide.
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I can't believe they still flog those...
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Magic fingers on a king size bed.
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Somebody bring me a cheeseburger!
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No tongues!
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When the moon hits your eye like a freight train in DesMoines that's orangutan.
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Buy that man another espresso.
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Yo.
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Ho.
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Funking.
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Ho.
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Beaches.
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Bars
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Bikini model.
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everlasting matches don't last.
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everlasting matches don't last.
Divorce lawyers rejoice!
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I think I'll have rabbit stew tonight. Can anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?
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You're a boy, you're a boy but your parents won't admit it, you're a boy, you're a boy, your a boy.
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I think I'll have rabbit stew tonight. Can anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?
Much cheaper to adopt the rabbit from a craigslist add. Look for the "Help my bunny needs a home" At least the bunny will have been well fed.
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I think I'll have rabbit stew tonight. Can anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?
Much cheaper to adopt the rabbit from a craigslist add. Look for the "Help my bunny needs a home" At least the bunny will have been well fed.
From the pet shop they're sold by the each, but from the butcher you can get them by the pound. How much do you need and are you planning to make stock?
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I think I'll have rabbit stew tonight. Can anyone tell me if it's cheaper from a butcher's or a pet shop?
Much cheaper to adopt the rabbit from a craigslist add. Look for the "Help my bunny needs a home" At least the bunny will have been well fed.
From the pet shop they're sold by the each, but from the butcher you can get them by the pound. How much do you need and are you planning to make stock?
Actually, I think I prefer cat.
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Some one on the local NextDoor app is trying to find a new home for a rabbit. Wife wanted to post asking if they thought it would feed a family of four. ;)
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I already knew that. Students, eh.
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No posts in this thread for a full month! Stop riding and start posting!! Hmm, wait, never mind...
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Fire good.
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Under a piglet
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I need a miracle every day.
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Stewed prunes may help.
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Climate change appears to be real. A few months ago, it was bloody cold and now it's very hot.
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Bad luck streak in dancing-school, down on my knees in pain. Swearing to God Ill change, down on my knees in pain.
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Kneeling on a Lego?
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When in April the sweet showers fall And pierce the drought of March to the root, and all The veins are bathed in liquor of such power As brings about the engendering of the flower,
When also Zephyrus with his sweet breath Exhales an air in every grove and heath Upon the tender shoots, and the young sun His half-course in the sign of the Ram has run, And the small fowl are making melody That sleep away the night with open eye (So nature pricks them and their heart engages) Then people long to go on pilgrimages And palmers long to seek the stranger strands Of far-off saints, hallowed in sundry lands, And specially, from every shire’s end Of England, down to Canterbury they wend To seek the holy blissful martyr,* quick To give his help to them when they were sick. It happened in that season that one day In Southwark, at The Tabard, as I lay Ready to go on pilgrimage and start For Canterbury, most devout at heart, At night there came into that hostelry Some nine and twenty in a company Of sundry folk happening then to fall In fellowship, and they were pilgrims all That towards Canterbury meant to ride. The rooms and stables of the inn were wide; They made us easy, all was of the best. And, briefly, when the sun had gone to rest, I’d spoken to them all upon the trip And was soon one with them in fellowship, Pledged to rise early and to take the way To Canterbury, as you heard me say. But none the less, while I have time and space, Before my story takes a further pace, It seems a reasonable thing to say What their condition was, the full array Of each of them, as it appeared to me, According to profession and degree, And what apparel they were riding in; And at a Knight I therefore will begin. There was a Knight, a most distinguished man, Who from the day on which he first began To ride abroad had followed chivalry, Truth honour, generousness and courtesy. He had done nobly in his sovereign’s war And ridden into battle, no man more, As well in Christian as in heathen places, And ever honoured for his noble graces. When we took Alexandria,* he was there. He often sat at table in the chair Of honour, above all nations, when in Prussia. In Lithuania he had ridden, and Russia, No Christian man so often, of his rank. When, in Granada, Algeciras sank Under assault, he had been there, and in North Africa, raiding Benamarin; In Anatolia he had been as well And fought when Ayas and Attalia fell, For all along the Mediterranean coast He had embarked with many a noble host. In fifteen mortal battles he had been And jousted for our faith at Tramissene Thrice in the lists, and always killed his man. This same distinguished knight had led the van Once with the Bey of Balat, doing work For him against another heathen Turk; He was of sovereign value in all eyes. And though so much distinguished, he was wise And in his bearing modest as a maid. He never yet a boorish thing had said In all his life to any, come what might; He was a true, a perfect gentle-knight. Speaking of his equipment, he possessed Fine horses, but he was not gaily dressed. He wore a fustian tunic stained and dark With smudges where his armour had left mark; Just home from service, he had joined our ranks To do his pilgrimage and render thanks. He had his son with him, a fine young Squire, A lover and cadet, a lad of fire With locks as curly as if they had been pressed. He was some twenty years of age, I guessed. In stature he was of a moderate length, With wonderful agility and strength. He’d seen some service with the cavalry In Flanders and Artois and Picardy And had done valiantly in little space Of time, in hope to win his lady’s grace. He was embroidered like a meadow bright And full of freshest flowers, red and white. Singing he was, or fluting all the day; He was as fresh as is the month of May. Short was his gown, the sleeves were long and wide; He knew the way to sit a horse and ride. He could make songs and poems and recite, Knew how to joust and dance, to draw and write. He loved so hotly that till dawn grew pale He slept as little as a nightingale. Courteous he was, lowly and serviceable, And carved to serve his father at the table. There was a Yeoman with him at his side, No other servant; so he chose to ride. This Yeoman wore a coat and hood of green, And peacock-feathered arrows, bright and keen And neatly sheathed, hung at his belt the while – For he could dress his gear in yeoman style, His arrows never drooped their feathers low – And in his hand he bore a mighty bow. His head was like a nut, his face was brown. He knew the whole of woodcraft up and down. A saucy brace was on his arm to ward It from the bow-string, and a shield and sword Hung at one side, and at the other slipped A jaunty dirk, spear-sharp and well-equipped. A medal of St Christopher he wore Of shining silver on his breast, and bore A hunting-horn, well slung and burnished clean, That dangled from a baldrick of bright green. He was a proper forester, I guess. There also was a Nun, a Prioress, Her way of smiling very simple and coy. Her greatest oath was only ‘By St Loy!’ And she was known as Madam Eglantyne. And well she sang a service, with a fine Intoning through her nose, as was most seemly, And she spoke daintily in French, extremely, After the school of Stratford-atte-Bowe; French in the Paris style she did not know. At meat her manners were well taught withal; No morsel from her lips did she let fall, Nor dipped her fingers in the sauce too deep; But she could carry a morsel up and keep The smallest drop from falling on her breast. For courtliness she had a special zest, And she would wipe her upper lip so clean That not a trace of grease was to be seen Upon the cup when she had drunk; to eat, She reached a hand sedately for the meat. She certainly was very entertaining, Pleasant and friendly in her ways, and straining To counterfeit a courtly kind of grace, A stately bearing fitting to her place, And to seem dignified in all her dealings. As for her sympathies and tender feelings, She was so charitably solicitous She used to weep if she but saw a mouse Caught in a trap, if it were dead or bleeding. And she had little dogs she would be feeding With roasted flesh, or milk, or fine white bread. And bitterly she wept if one were dead Or someone took a stick and made it smart; She was all sentiment and tender heart. Her veil was gathered in a seemly way, Her nose was elegant, her eyes glass-grey; Her mouth was very small, but soft and red, Her forehead, certainly, was fair of spread, Almost a span across the brows, I own; She was indeed by no means undergrown. Her cloak, I noticed, had a graceful charm. She wore a coral trinket on her arm, A set of beads, the gaudies tricked in green,* Whence hung a golden brooch of brightest sheen On which there first was graven a crowned A, And lower, Amor vincit omnia. Another Nun, the secretary at her cell, Was riding with her, and three Priests as well. A Monk there was, one of the finest sort Who rode the country; hunting was his sport. A manly man, to be an Abbot able; Many a dainty horse he had in stable. His bridle, when he rode, a man might hear Jingling in a whistling wind as clear, Aye, and as loud as does the chapel bell Where my lord Monk was Prior of the cell. The Rule of good St Benet or St Maur As old and strict he tended to ignore; He let go by the things of yesterday And took the modern world’s more spacious way. He did not rate that text at a plucked hen Which says that hunters are not holy men And that a monk uncloistered is a mere Fish out of water, flapping on the pier, That is to say a monk out of his cloister. That was a text he held not worth an oyster; And I agreed and said his views were sound; Was he to study till his head went round Poring over books in cloisters? Must he toil As Austin bade and till the very soil? Was he to leave the world upon the shelf? Let Austin have his labour to himself. This Monk was therefore a good man to horse; Greyhounds he had, as swift as birds, to course. Hunting a hare or riding at a fence Was all his fun, he spared for no expense. I saw his sleeves were garnished at the hand With fine grey fur, the finest in the land, And on his hood, to fasten it at his chin He had a wrought-gold cunningly fashioned pin; Into a lover’s knot it seemed to pass. His head was bald and shone like looking-glass; So did his face, as if it had been greased. He was a fat and personable priest; His prominent eyeballs never seemed to settle. They glittered like the flames beneath a kettle; Supple his boots, his horse in fine condition. He was a prelate fit for exhibition, He was not pale like a tormented soul. He liked a fat swan best, and roasted whole. His palfrey was as brown as is a berry. There was a Friar, a wanton one and merry, A Limiter,* a very festive fellow. In all Four Orders* there was none so mellow, So glib with gallant phrase and well-turned speech. He’d fixed up many a marriage, giving each Of his young women what he could afford her. He was a noble pillar to his Order. Highly beloved and intimate was he With County folk within his boundary, And city dames of honour and possessions; For he was qualified to hear confessions, Or so he said, with more than priestly scope; He had a special licence from the Pope. Sweetly he heard his penitents at shrift With pleasant absolution, for a gift. He was an easy man in penance-giving Where he could hope to make a decent living; It’s a sure sign whenever gifts are given To a poor Order that a man’s well shriven, And should he give enough he knew in verity The penitent repented in sincerity. For many a fellow is so hard of heart He cannot weep, for all his inward smart. Therefore instead of weeping and of prayer One should give silver for a poor Friar’s care. He kept his tippet stuffed with pins for curls, And pocket-knives, to give to pretty girls. And certainly his voice was gay and sturdy, For he sang well and played the hurdy-gurdy. At sing-songs he was champion.
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Indeed.
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I had one just like it.
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So there was this guy.....
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"I'm a lobster, baby, so why don't you krill me?"
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Crankshaft!!!!!!!!
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When in April the sweet showers fall And pierce the drought of March to the root, and all The veins are bathed in liquor of such power As brings about the engendering of the flower,
When also Zephyrus with his sweet breath Exhales an air in every grove and heath Upon the tender shoots, and the young sun His half-course in the sign of the Ram has run, And the small fowl are making melody That sleep away the night with open eye (So nature pricks them and their heart engages) Then people long to go on pilgrimages And palmers long to seek the stranger strands Of far-off saints, hallowed in sundry lands, And specially, from every shire’s end Of England, down to Canterbury they wend To seek the holy blissful martyr,* quick To give his help to them when they were sick. It happened in that season that one day In Southwark, at The Tabard, as I lay Ready to go on pilgrimage and start For Canterbury, most devout at heart, At night there came into that hostelry Some nine and twenty in a company Of sundry folk happening then to fall In fellowship, and they were pilgrims all That towards Canterbury meant to ride. The rooms and stables of the inn were wide; They made us easy, all was of the best. And, briefly, when the sun had gone to rest, I’d spoken to them all upon the trip And was soon one with them in fellowship, Pledged to rise early and to take the way To Canterbury, as you heard me say. But none the less, while I have time and space, Before my story takes a further pace, It seems a reasonable thing to say What their condition was, the full array Of each of them, as it appeared to me, According to profession and degree, And what apparel they were riding in; And at a Knight I therefore will begin. There was a Knight, a most distinguished man, Who from the day on which he first began To ride abroad had followed chivalry, Truth honour, generousness and courtesy. He had done nobly in his sovereign’s war And ridden into battle, no man more, As well in Christian as in heathen places, And ever honoured for his noble graces. When we took Alexandria,* he was there. He often sat at table in the chair Of honour, above all nations, when in Prussia. In Lithuania he had ridden, and Russia, No Christian man so often, of his rank. When, in Granada, Algeciras sank Under assault, he had been there, and in North Africa, raiding Benamarin; In Anatolia he had been as well And fought when Ayas and Attalia fell, For all along the Mediterranean coast He had embarked with many a noble host. In fifteen mortal battles he had been And jousted for our faith at Tramissene Thrice in the lists, and always killed his man. This same distinguished knight had led the van Once with the Bey of Balat, doing work For him against another heathen Turk; He was of sovereign value in all eyes. And though so much distinguished, he was wise And in his bearing modest as a maid. He never yet a boorish thing had said In all his life to any, come what might; He was a true, a perfect gentle-knight. Speaking of his equipment, he possessed Fine horses, but he was not gaily dressed. He wore a fustian tunic stained and dark With smudges where his armour had left mark; Just home from service, he had joined our ranks To do his pilgrimage and render thanks. He had his son with him, a fine young Squire, A lover and cadet, a lad of fire With locks as curly as if they had been pressed. He was some twenty years of age, I guessed. In stature he was of a moderate length, With wonderful agility and strength. He’d seen some service with the cavalry In Flanders and Artois and Picardy And had done valiantly in little space Of time, in hope to win his lady’s grace. He was embroidered like a meadow bright And full of freshest flowers, red and white. Singing he was, or fluting all the day; He was as fresh as is the month of May. Short was his gown, the sleeves were long and wide; He knew the way to sit a horse and ride. He could make songs and poems and recite, Knew how to joust and dance, to draw and write. He loved so hotly that till dawn grew pale He slept as little as a nightingale. Courteous he was, lowly and serviceable, And carved to serve his father at the table. There was a Yeoman with him at his side, No other servant; so he chose to ride. This Yeoman wore a coat and hood of green, And peacock-feathered arrows, bright and keen And neatly sheathed, hung at his belt the while – For he could dress his gear in yeoman style, His arrows never drooped their feathers low – And in his hand he bore a mighty bow. His head was like a nut, his face was brown. He knew the whole of woodcraft up and down. A saucy brace was on his arm to ward It from the bow-string, and a shield and sword Hung at one side, and at the other slipped A jaunty dirk, spear-sharp and well-equipped. A medal of St Christopher he wore Of shining silver on his breast, and bore A hunting-horn, well slung and burnished clean, That dangled from a baldrick of bright green. He was a proper forester, I guess. There also was a Nun, a Prioress, Her way of smiling very simple and coy. Her greatest oath was only ‘By St Loy!’ And she was known as Madam Eglantyne. And well she sang a service, with a fine Intoning through her nose, as was most seemly, And she spoke daintily in French, extremely, After the school of Stratford-atte-Bowe; French in the Paris style she did not know. At meat her manners were well taught withal; No morsel from her lips did she let fall, Nor dipped her fingers in the sauce too deep; But she could carry a morsel up and keep The smallest drop from falling on her breast. For courtliness she had a special zest, And she would wipe her upper lip so clean That not a trace of grease was to be seen Upon the cup when she had drunk; to eat, She reached a hand sedately for the meat. She certainly was very entertaining, Pleasant and friendly in her ways, and straining To counterfeit a courtly kind of grace, A stately bearing fitting to her place, And to seem dignified in all her dealings. As for her sympathies and tender feelings, She was so charitably solicitous She used to weep if she but saw a mouse Caught in a trap, if it were dead or bleeding. And she had little dogs she would be feeding With roasted flesh, or milk, or fine white bread. And bitterly she wept if one were dead Or someone took a stick and made it smart; She was all sentiment and tender heart. Her veil was gathered in a seemly way, Her nose was elegant, her eyes glass-grey; Her mouth was very small, but soft and red, Her forehead, certainly, was fair of spread, Almost a span across the brows, I own; She was indeed by no means undergrown. Her cloak, I noticed, had a graceful charm. She wore a coral trinket on her arm, A set of beads, the gaudies tricked in green,* Whence hung a golden brooch of brightest sheen On which there first was graven a crowned A, And lower, Amor vincit omnia. Another Nun, the secretary at her cell, Was riding with her, and three Priests as well. A Monk there was, one of the finest sort Who rode the country; hunting was his sport. A manly man, to be an Abbot able; Many a dainty horse he had in stable. His bridle, when he rode, a man might hear Jingling in a whistling wind as clear, Aye, and as loud as does the chapel bell Where my lord Monk was Prior of the cell. The Rule of good St Benet or St Maur As old and strict he tended to ignore; He let go by the things of yesterday And took the modern world’s more spacious way. He did not rate that text at a plucked hen Which says that hunters are not holy men And that a monk uncloistered is a mere Fish out of water, flapping on the pier, That is to say a monk out of his cloister. That was a text he held not worth an oyster; And I agreed and said his views were sound; Was he to study till his head went round Poring over books in cloisters? Must he toil As Austin bade and till the very soil? Was he to leave the world upon the shelf? Let Austin have his labour to himself. This Monk was therefore a good man to horse; Greyhounds he had, as swift as birds, to course. Hunting a hare or riding at a fence Was all his fun, he spared for no expense. I saw his sleeves were garnished at the hand With fine grey fur, the finest in the land, And on his hood, to fasten it at his chin He had a wrought-gold cunningly fashioned pin; Into a lover’s knot it seemed to pass. His head was bald and shone like looking-glass; So did his face, as if it had been greased. He was a fat and personable priest; His prominent eyeballs never seemed to settle. They glittered like the flames beneath a kettle; Supple his boots, his horse in fine condition. He was a prelate fit for exhibition, He was not pale like a tormented soul. He liked a fat swan best, and roasted whole. His palfrey was as brown as is a berry. There was a Friar, a wanton one and merry, A Limiter,* a very festive fellow. In all Four Orders* there was none so mellow, So glib with gallant phrase and well-turned speech. He’d fixed up many a marriage, giving each Of his young women what he could afford her. He was a noble pillar to his Order. Highly beloved and intimate was he With County folk within his boundary, And city dames of honour and possessions; For he was qualified to hear confessions, Or so he said, with more than priestly scope; He had a special licence from the Pope. Sweetly he heard his penitents at shrift With pleasant absolution, for a gift. He was an easy man in penance-giving Where he could hope to make a decent living; It’s a sure sign whenever gifts are given To a poor Order that a man’s well shriven, And should he give enough he knew in verity The penitent repented in sincerity. For many a fellow is so hard of heart He cannot weep, for all his inward smart. Therefore instead of weeping and of prayer One should give silver for a poor Friar’s care. He kept his tippet stuffed with pins for curls, And pocket-knives, to give to pretty girls. And certainly his voice was gay and sturdy, For he sang well and played the hurdy-gurdy. At sing-songs he was champion.
Interesting-any chance of any paragraphs?
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My thesaurus is exhausted.
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I've got blisters on my fingers
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You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer...
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Gypsies tramps and thieves.
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Watching Scotty Grow.
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Crankshaft!!!!!!!!
You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer...
These seem to go together somehow.
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Also, he may be totally wrong, but he's a dancin' foo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool.
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One a my legs is shorter than the other and both a my feets too long
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One a my legs is shorter than the other and both a my feets too long
That's why you can't remove your snakeskin boots.
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Bromhidrosis!
:willy:
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The early bird may get the worm, but the worm got up even earlier and he was eaten by a flying dinosaur.
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101 uses for road flares...
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Primo hoin', right there.
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It's all about communication until your opinion doesn't match the governing authority. Then it becomes defiance and insubordination, pending review.
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Eat, drink, and make Mary.
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squirm
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Whose ho are you?
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Yours.
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Don't ever change.
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Except your socks. Definitely change your socks.
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I failed to post on page 100.
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Llamas make ideal replacements for people who wish alpacas were a bit taller
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I found a nickel.
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I lost my virginity.
:smoking:
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In 1956.
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I lost my virginity.
:smoking:
Check in the back seat of your parents' car.
That's where I left mine.
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I lost my virginity.
:smoking:
Check in the back seat of your parents' car.
That's where I left mine.
What the heck were you doing in the backseat of his parents car?
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I lost my virginity.
:smoking:
Check in the back seat of your parents' car.
That's where I left mine.
What the heck were you doing in the backseat of his parents car?
None of your business, mister.
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I find the expressions of concern by the British talk show host, Michael Parkinson, regarding Billy Connelly's decline in his "Parkinson's" Disease utterly distasteful, given that Mr Parkinson clearly gave it to him in the first place.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/michael-parkinson-is-mistaken-about-billy-connollys-illness-say-friends-hes-in-top-form/ar-BBMak3K?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=spartanntp (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/michael-parkinson-is-mistaken-about-billy-connollys-illness-say-friends-hes-in-top-form/ar-BBMak3K?li=BBoPJKU&ocid=spartanntp)
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Ho you.
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Butter
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I wish I had a butler.
That would be sweet.
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Butter
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Margarina.
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Butter
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Parkay?
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I can't believe it's not butter...
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Tastes like butter, but it's not...
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Butter
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Bacon.
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Sweet, smoky bacon.
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Food of the Hos.
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Ban shredded cheese!
Make America grate again.
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Hiya Dave. I can't believe this nonsense is still going on...😀
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I miss Dred and Star and Glen and Donna and Fred and Marty and his daughter and JF and his lovely wife and whatshisname who got stopped on the 400 doing 100 so he bought a Connie. Parry Sound was a hoot for a short time.
I also miss the ability to walk more than 100 feet or drink Glenlivet by the quart.
Damn.
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I miss Dred and Star and Glen and Donna and Fred and Marty and his daughter and JF and his lovely wife and whatshisname who got stopped on the 400 doing 100 so he bought a Connie. Parry Sound was a hoot for a short time.
I also miss the ability to walk more than 100 feet or drink Glenlivet by the quart.
Damn.
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Double tap??
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Corrine and Helen and Noam
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Leann Rymes.
No it doesn't.
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Corrine and Helen and Noam
Jeez, I hafta take out my driver's license to remember my birthday (and address and name and...)
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You can never go home again.
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And I'm not going to try
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This is just a drive by through the old neighbourhood.
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It's not the same.
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Then again neither am I.
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Noam . Ya that was his name. 100 mph Noam.
I'm buying an old Connie Noam.
And he did.
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Whatever happened to Fred? He was the funniest sob I think I ever met.
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I rode with Fred and Noam a few years back in Hancock NY.
When I see you at the Fall Campout I'll fill you in. 8)
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Don't forget the doughnuts. 😀
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I'm not convinced by all the health messages we are getting these days. My uncle drank heavily and smoked 60 tabs a day and still lived until he was 43.
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Ok.
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I'm confused.
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So everything is normal.
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There is no normal. Only average.
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My average is normally down.
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I am not average. I'm only 70.
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Life begins at 70 (mph)!
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Don't tell my kids. They think that I'm an old fart.
Oh wait.....
What was that?
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They think that I'm an old fart.
No mirrors at your squat?
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There's someone else living in my medicine cabinet. He looks a bit familiar ..
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There's someone else living in my medicine cabinet.
Canada Revenue wants to speak to you...
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Can a disgruntled person be re-gruntled?
We're they previously just gruntled?
Are you gruntled now?
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Can a disgruntled person be re-gruntled?
We're they previously just gruntled?
Are you gruntled now?
Hmm......
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Magic Eight Ball says "Yes".
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This magic 8 ball took all my stuff.
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Still got pants?
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My shoes are too tight, but it doesn't matter, because I have forgotten how to dance.
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Down on my knees in pain.
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Pick up your Legos first...
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I asked the vet if I could feed our puppy chocolate? she said no… anyway that was a month ago, Chocolate’s dead now.
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I got nuttin'.
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How does this end?
Well, some people go to heaven, but others go to hell where they are tortured forever in a horrifying apocalyptic wasteland
No this movie
Shrek marries Fiona
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It ain't over 'til the sequels are exhausted.
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are you ill? Orange and strawberry??????
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It's not Marmite.
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It's not Marmite.
Damning with faint praise.
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Preferable to hákarl.
(Smells like ammonia, tastes like fish...)
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Today I will be hosting a book sale until the librarians notice
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Conan the Librarian?
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Why isn't a female bulldog a cowbitch?
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How do you sleep?
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How do you sleep?
On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
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I always suspected so...
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If you want to improve your chances of being on local news as the person who found the body - get a dog.
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If none of you have seen Fleabag yet-watch it. There's a mere two (short) series and it's the best thing that's been on TV for a very long time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleabag
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Ghosts.
Usually angry, hard to understand & so white you can see through them.
Ghosts are just Scottish people who are in the wrong house
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The worst thing about letting the cat out of the bag is all the awkward questions about why you have a bag full of cats in the first place.
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Angel: "What have you done to this duck?"
God: "I GAVE IT STEROIDS AND METH"
Angel: "WHY?!"
God: "I CALL IT A GOOSE"
Angel: "WHY IS IT SCREAMING AT ME?"
God: *downing another jager bomb* "FUCK YOU"
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[god creating bees]
Put a needle on its butt.
“Come on God, wha—“
Make its puke delicious.
“WTF.”
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ah hell.. one more!
[God creating a turkey]
God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock...
Animal technician: Anything else?
God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol
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God made a passel o' turkeys.
They all "drive" SUVs.
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Why religion (and priests) still have a place in society
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48039266 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48039266)
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five monkeys were placed in a room with a banana at the top of a set of stairs. As one monkey attempted to climb the stairs, all of the monkeys were sprayed with jets of cold water. A second monkey made an attempt and again the monkeys were sprayed. No more monkeys attempted to climb the stairs. One of the monkeys was then removed from the room and replaced with a new monkey. New monkey saw the banana and started to climb the stairs but to its surprise, it was attacked by the other monkeys. Another of the original monkeys was replaced and the newcomer was also attacked when he attempted to climb the stairs. The previous newcomer took part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Replacing a third original monkey with a new one, it headed for the stairs and was attacked as well. Half of the monkeys that attacked him had no idea why. After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, none had ever been sprayed with cold water but all stayed the fuck away from the stairs.
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Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and Papa's monkey.
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my monkey doesn't like stairs
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I prefer illuminated elevator buttons too.
:smiley_thumb:
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The typo perils of the O and P being next to each other on a keyboard become apparent when claiming that what the world really needs is more heroes.
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So, if you're like me you may occasionally view an "adult video" or two on your phone.
Pro Tip:
Verify that your phone is NOT connected to the Bluetooth system outside by the pool BEFORE watching said "adult videos".
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Pro Tip:
TWSS
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Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
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Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
Behold the expanse of the Wandering Mind.
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Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
Behold the expanse of the Wandering Mind.
I liked The Expanse TV series enough that I'm now listening to the audiobook versions of the series. The first one was more than 20 hours long.
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My weather is bi-polar.
>:(
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Saw Lab in river, appearing to struggle. Whining etc. Mention to owner.
“He’s always doing this. Bloody drama queen. Joe! Put your feet down!”
Labrador looks sheepish, and STANDS UP IN WATER WHICH COMES UP TO KNEES
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That there's some fine ho'in.
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So was the original thought
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of this otherwise nonsensical thread
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simply to provide an opportunity
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to increase one's posting status?
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If so,
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then this may have to do.
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Because I'm not so very witty
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Potato.
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Postus interuptus
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to reply with on-point zingers.
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I see that Cookie is having fun.
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Fun rhymes with run.
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And now I have to run.
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So my fun is done.
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Mmm...tacos.
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I got nuthin'.
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Prostitutes are easy
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Cash is king.
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Scotzilla had a great story about a Russian hooker and five bananas.
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A long winter ago, I broke open a spare garage door clicker and wired a push button to my Little Red Ninja's dash.
When stopped for gas on a group ride last year, I came out of the building to see another rider looking closely at my Little Red Ninja. He had noticed my IBA plates, and remarked that he hadn't ever done an IBA ride even though he rides a big touring BMW. He asked about some of the equipment on the bike, and guessed correctly about the button for the heated grips. He then asked about the push button for my garage door clicker, and seemed amazed by it. I just responded by saying, "What, you mean that your Beemer didn't come with a garage door clicker?"
There had already been some (light-hearted) trash talking between the BMW and Harley riders, so this fit right in.
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Some serious post ho-ing above. Respect.
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Once upon a time I was at a gas station in full Power Ranger gear, when an elderly woman approached and proceeded to tell me about everyone she had ever known who was injured or died within 500 feet of a motorcycle. I was raised to be respective of the elderly, and couldn't seem to break the conversation despite pointing out my helmet and armor, and my own grey hair, as indicia of my safety. Finally, her elderly husband came over and hustled her to their car.
Not funny, just weird.
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Another once upon a time, I was riding on the Blue Ridge Parkway and stopped at a rest area. A gent and his friend were waiting for more friends for a group ride. One of the guys rode a mid to early 70s BMW which he had from new. We talked a bit about old bikes, and I took off my helmet to let the breeze through my greying hair. I don't know what triggered it, but despite the fact that I was clearly not a teenager, was wearing full Power Ranger gear, and was riding a bike packed high with luggage, he proceeded to lambast me as if I had been squidding and stunting instead of just touring. While I was trying to change the subject and arguing that I wasn't a squid, his buddy spotted my IBA tags and hold the guy to knock it off and that I knew what I was doing.
Again, not funny, just weird.
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more to come? (dy)
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Thrice upon a trip out west, I came across people riding odd bike choices for long distances. I think all of this occurred in Colorado.
There were two brothers from Ohio on little Yammie dualsports. They told me that they just avoided interstates and stuck to backroads.
There were two cousins, one from the east coast--possibly Boston--and the other from Seattle or Portland. They were each on supersports, but kept each day's riding fairly short.
And there was a young couple from SoCal. They were taking a week to ride to NY on some late 70s or early 80s UJMs. They were moving, and they had the week's time before the furniture delivery was scheduled.
Not funny, and not necessarily weird. Just unusual.
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They were the undead heroes.
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I like Baxter. He (it/ she?) allows me more freedom than my other masters.
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They were the undead heroes.
I long to see a herd of Groms running in their natural habitat.
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Over-bored, underpowered, unreliable and sexless.
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I like Baxter. He (it/ she?) allows me more freedom than my other masters.
Study the words of Bob the SubGenius, for retirement is the ultimate Slack.
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Over-bored, underpowered, unreliable and sexless.
Are you talking about me?
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Over-bored, underpowered, unreliable and sexless.
Are you talking about me?
possibly
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Can anyone tell that my Little Red Ninja is resting in her new garage 800 miles away, and that I have a bad case of PMS?
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no.
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That's Parked Motorcycle Syndrome.
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no.
Good. Let's keep it a secret.
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Ok, I can accept that I broke the internet, but I never thought I'd break Papa.
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I'll sue.
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If I keep this up, I'll soon be at 100 posts. Is there a prize?
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I'll sew
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No again.
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Get a room.
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I'll Sue
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Don't blame yourself, Baxter, Papa was already pretty bent when we got him, I'm not surprised he finally snapped.
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Fecking Cookie
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Cookie can't ride proper bikes-he hasn't got a Guzzi
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Don't blame yourself, Baxter, Papa was already pretty bent when we got him, I'm not surprised he finally snapped.
I do charge, you know.
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I'll Sue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4)
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Rebecca says I need to buy ant poison this weekend.
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I like ants.
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924 Guests, 57 Users (90 Spiders)
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Rebecca says I need to buy ant poison this weekend.
Terro seems to work well. But why does Rebecca want to poison Scott Lang?
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because
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The last movie wasn't that bad.
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It's almost time for my afternoon nap.
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Now it is time for my afternoon nap. Good night.
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I woke up from my nap in time for cocktail hour. But that's a different thread, isn't it?
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No nap today. Just going straight to cocktail hour.
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Baxter appears to be raising his post count.
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Up to 116 and counting!
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Isn't that cute!
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Sorry Baxter, you have a long road to ho.
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Pah dum pum...
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TSH!
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Thank you, keep those cards and letters coming.
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Thank you, keep those cards and letters coming.
You're welcome.
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I concur.
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You must be French Canadian.
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Irish, but who's counting.
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Irish, but who's counting.
"Irish those days could come back once more"
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When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tories to my core
Now I'm of a gentler age
I hate the fuckers even more
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"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."
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Good morning!
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Time to start posting some good nonsense.
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"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."
Benny Hill?
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I guess nobody's home.
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Bananas are not a vegetable.
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Banana's a berry.
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berry berry good in cereal.
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Beriberi can kill you.
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Ken Berry was in F-Troop.
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Marion Berry was a crackhead.
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Franken Berry Stool
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Speaking of bananas,
Jimmy The Banana ladies and gentlemen,
Jimmy The Banana!
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Bit o' Tart.
:naughty:
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"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."
Benny Hill?
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"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."
Benny Hill?
National Lampoon.. try to keep up son... :augie:
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"Flyer you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"
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Only one!?!
:fitz:
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You am an writer?
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Only one!?!
:fitz:
George C Scott quote from the movie Patton..... probably before your time there young fella'
:rolleyes:
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HA!
I remember why Wimpy could never be found on a Tuesday...
:gerg:
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HA, I've eaten at a Wimpy Bar in New Brighton and I wouldn't even pay you Tuesday for one, fekkin' disgusting!
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My appetite sufficiently whetted, I now require pie.
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"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."
Benny Hill?
National Lampoon.. try to keep up son... :augie:
But it's so easy to imagine Benny doing that rhyme in his little singsong way.
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My bananas don't fit!
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If it don't fit, don't force it
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MORE LUBE, STAT!
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"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."
Benny Hill?
National Lampoon.. try to keep up son... :augie:
But it's so easy to imagine Benny doing that rhyme in his little singsong way.
As I recall the young lady with boxing gloves was much more delightful.... :naughty:
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"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."
Benny Hill?
National Lampoon.. try to keep up son... :augie:
But it's so easy to imagine Benny doing that rhyme in his little singsong way.
As I recall the young lady with boxing gloves was much more delightful.... :naughty:
You have a good remembry.
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Therefore, for your own safety and verification, please complete the bottom of this form and return it with your debit card to the safety manager at the following address:
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IMPORTANT: The PIN number of for verification porposes only and will destroyed immediately upon a rival. Your private details will not be compromised at any time.
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It's just a "precushion"...
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Boy! you're lucky they caught that!
:smiley_thumb:
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Send him a buck.
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Another one not good enough for the weird news thread. Man fails to go to work. BECAUSE HE'S FECKING DEAD. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-48829370 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-48829370)
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She said: “My son is five months old, but if he was old enough, he would probably be upset.”
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I keep my toothbrush clean by giving it a once over with the loo brush. My friends find it hilarious as they can't tell if the brown stains are from loo brush or my 60 a day Capstan full strength habit.
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I keep my toothbrush clean by giving it a once over with the loo brush. My friends find it hilarious as they can't tell if the brown stains are from loo brush or my 60 a day Capstan full strength habit.
You need a tattoo of that.
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I used to live here but it looks like the new residents didn't change the furniture. Nice.
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We can bewbies and gifs with jiggly bits too!
Papa is still a stale biscuit.
Dantes Damn still wields heavy handed moderation.
Some whacknut made me a mod.
Clay is a duck.
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I used to live here but it looks like the new residents didn't change the furniture. Nice.
That’s an old avatar...
:couch:
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We can bewbies and gifs with jiggly bits too!
Papa is still a stale biscuit.
Dantes Damn still wields heavy handed moderation.
Some whacknut made me a mod.
Clay is a duck.
All accurate.
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That’s an old avatar...
:couch:
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Hell man I have Windows 10. I can't figure out how to do almost anything and I have trouble using my Android cell phone. I'm pretty good with a 1965 Plymouth car radio though. ON: Push button. Make louder: Turn button. Change station: Rotate other knob.
Seriously I can't get a photo from my phone onto my computer. I just spent half an hour trying.
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Email it to yourself.
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All the best Hos are sleeping.
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Now is my chance to shine!
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Where’s my shoe polish?
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Old telephone directories make great address books. Simply cross out the names of all the people you don’t know.
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Impeccable logic for shut-ins.
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Nun sacciu, nun vidi, nun ceru e si ceru durmiv.
If you say that backwards, it sounds like “Paul is dead”.
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I miss El Kabong
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BaBa Louie is still alive, but he can’t renew his green card, so he’s out of work.
:shrug:
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honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since (Scottish quote off Twitter)
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Very Ho-ish.
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If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the, love shack, love shack yeah
I'm headin' down the atlanta highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway, love getaway
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the love shack
I got me a chrysler, it seats about twenty
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The love shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack baby
A love shack baby
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Sign says, woo, stay away fools
'Cause love rules at the love shack
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway
The love shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack, baby
Love shack, baby
Love shack, that's where it's at
Love shack, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies
Yeah the whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack
Funky little shack
Hop in my chrysler, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on
And bring your jukebox money
The love shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack baby
A love shack baby
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack
Love shack, baby love shack (oh baby that's where it's at)
Love shack, baby love shack (baby that's where it's at)
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder
Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
On the door, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
You're what?
Tin roof
Rusted!
Love shack, baby love shack!
Love shack, baby love shack!
Love shack, baby love shack!
Love shack, baby love shack!
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Only Jason Bourne could smash into a van door with the front wheel of a motorcycle and knock a guy’s head through the window, and the ride the bike up and down a few flights of stairs.
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Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not. Cats have nineteen.
-David Thorne
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Currently watching The Bourne Ultimatum.
Long live the queen.
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Long live the queen.
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There's a big dog wearing a cone on her head lying on my lap sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. How far do people go to accommodate pets?
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There's a big dog wearing a cone on her head lying on my lap sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. How far do people go to accommodate pets?
Not very far.... as long as you feed the hound he'll still love you
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There's a big dog wearing a cone on her head lying on my lap sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. How far do people go to accommodate pets?
Depends.
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In every group of friends, one has the potential to be a serial killer. Steve looked downright dodgy, so I pushed him off a cliff yesterday. Mind you, Paul looks pretty untrustworthy and could be violent.
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Ice nine freeze pops.
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In every group of friends, one has the potential to be a serial killer. Steve looked downright dodgy, so I pushed him off a cliff yesterday. Mind you, Paul looks pretty untrustworthy and could be violent.
I don't know you. Never heard of you. And no, I'm not coming over for dinner.
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In every group of friends, one has the potential to be a serial killer. Steve looked downright dodgy, so I pushed him off a cliff yesterday. Mind you, Paul looks pretty untrustworthy and could be violent.
I don't know you. Never heard of you. And no, I'm not coming over for dinner.
I'm getting short of friends. Go on. Come over.
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100% of criminals were once children. Eliminate children, eliminate crime.
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Love to love ya, Baby.
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Jeffery Dahmer's mom said she didn't like his friends, he told her that was OK, just eat the vegetables instead.
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It isn't easy for White Supremacists, being the only group of people who are discriminated against on the basis of the colour of other people's skin.
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Pull the bed-clothes over your head, and breathe deeply.
That’s reality.
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🦆
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:clap:
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get to understand paranoid people better, by following them around and observing them.
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There's one now.
:couch:
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I worry about the possibility if becoming paranoid.
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Mom says,
Don’t worry.
Be happy.
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By the time I arrived, it was too late. I was already gone.
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Who's there?
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Do you check for toilet spiders every time?
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Do you check for toilet spiders every time?
Sixty percent of the time I check every time.
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Math skills are dependent on the need to be accurate in your calculations.
In addition to that, the need to be accurate in your calculations, is directly correlated to your ability to perform said skills.
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I was away that day.
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Approximately
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Two of one 11 of the other.
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Three falls outta five.
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x% of y = y% of x
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Nada
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Yeah, my “brain” says “No”.
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Are “no” and “zero” the same?
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Sally got married to a rock musician who came from California.
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Bianca Andreescu rocks.
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More than hot tub
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Warm, steeped Homo sapiens.
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Soggy tea bags
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So many bubbles.
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Effervescence in the medulla again?
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Farted in the hot tub?
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https://youtu.be/bJuufmjOQZs
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Not The Sounds of Silence
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Play “Foggy Mountain”!
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https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778 (https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778)
now, look at the pictures of what's inside...
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^^^Good luck with your sale! 8)
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https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778 (https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778)
now, look at the pictures of what's inside...
Interesting style.
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Bird
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https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778 (https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778)
now, look at the pictures of what's inside...
Beautiful place. is that all inclusive? Furniture and all?
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How much for the boat-tail Buick in the carport?
:burnout:
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Sis fiddy
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No longer available. :/ :(
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Me neither.
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Marriage does that.
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Anybody seen my mind?
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It's probably with my Bandit key.
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Long gone.
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Long term.
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I need to mow my long
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Your long what?
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Who?
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First base.
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I don’t give a damn
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He's the shortstop.
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They’re called “Little People”.
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My all-time favourite comedy skit. It’s so brilliant that in 100 years it will still be hilarious.
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But no #9
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Nine-nine!
Nine-nine!
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Tomato paste is made of tomatoes, chicken paste out of chicken, toothpaste-I'll leave it to you to join the dots...
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I haven't posted on this thread for a while.
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Tomato paste is made of tomatoes, chicken paste out of chicken, toothpaste-I'll leave it to you to join the dots...
Thanks for that one. I'm gonna steal it and use it on some young'uns this weekend.
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What is used to make toilet paper?
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And it's been doing just fine thank you very much. Don't break it.
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I had one of those too but the wheels fell off.
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You shoulda used a touque wench.
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Moi and syrop d’erable avec my tuque...and the bolts never fall off.
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Now you’re cookin’
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Tights right, too tights broken.
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I’m scared of yoga pants.
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Feta feta feta!!!!
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OPAH!
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How gluten sensitive a person is is directly proportional to how much they spent at Lululemon last year.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
Abingdon intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s), which so amused Abingdon that he adopted the spelling
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
Abingdon intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s), which so amused Abingdon that he adopted the spelling
I am not wearing pants.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
Abingdon intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s), which so amused Abingdon that he adopted the spelling
I am not wearing pants.
poor shed
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Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Pamela.
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Aunt Arthur had one in his basement.
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Bea Arthur had droopy boobs.
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Arthur Godfrey had man boobs.
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Quantum mechanics, the dreams stuff is made of.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
Abingdon intended to call the young colt "Potato" and instructed the stable boy to write the name on a feed bin. The stable boy spelled the name as "Potoooooooo" (Pot followed by 8 "o"s), which so amused Abingdon that he adopted the spelling
I never can pass this posting without thinking of Samwise's discussion about potatoes with Gollum in the LOTR movies. That's the voice I hear the instructions being given to the stable boy.
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Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?
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Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes
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My wife complains that I snore. I'm not snoring, I'm just dreaming that I'm a motorcycle.
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More of a random thought:
Earth must have been discovered by space aliens, and they are secretly here and manipulating us. Otherwise, why would every motorcycle come with a Romulan Cloaking Device that can't be turned off?
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How many grains of sand are there on the planet?
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How many grains of sand are there on the planet?
35,036. they actually float just above the ground so that the planet spins beneath them like a record player. All the sand you see is just the same grains in an apparently different place, except the ones that fell off the edge of the earth and float around in space. Those reflect moonlight at night like the sequins on Wayne Newtons Tux. That's why they're called "stars"
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You’re a songwriter?
Cool. Can I have a copy of your next VHS tape?
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Bingo was his name-OH!!!
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Chocolate.
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If you go to a low carb / no processed sugars diet, after a while milk chocolate tastes disgusting.
Dark chocolate tastes like what chocolate is supposed to taste like. The processed sugars and carbs in milk chocolate, and everything else for that matter, mask your taste buds.
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I'm still trying to figure out 42.
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It's a bust.
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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We’re really good at this.
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Twenty seven acorns in a cup.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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You’re wrong.
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For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
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Dolfins invented the wheel?
And New York City?
Cool.
Let’s ask them to figure out pi.
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Native American dolphins at that.
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Someone said pie?
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Never mind pie, what about boiled eggs?
The perfect boiled egg requires an instatap set to 190*f to fill the pan, just covering the eggs. Bring to a boil for 4 minutes, you need to be observant because it has to be 4 minutes from start of boil, IE: bubbles BEGIN to rise, through a good rolling boil. At the 4 minute mark, remove from heat, drain and place under a running tap as cold as you can get it. Let the water run over the eggs until your significant other get's up and turns the water off because it annoys her/him and let sit. Conversely you can dump a few cups of ice over the eggs if your ice maker has a few cubes available and let that sit. The point is to remove as much heat as quickly as possible.
Following this procedure should give you an egg with a firm white and runny to starting to coagulate yolk. Use an egg cup, demitasse spoon and peck around the outside about a third of the way down, remove the cap, add a goodly amount of salt and pepper and enjoy your perfect boiled egg.
If perhaps you want to dip toast fingers into the yolk like a civilized person then go just under 4 minutes for a firm white/ runny yolk combo.
:smiley_thumb:
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Put an egg in the freezer the night before. Cut it into four. Fry.
(It's not really worth the effort)
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The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
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The perfect boiled egg requires an instatap set to 190*f to fill the pan, just covering the eggs. Bring to a boil for 4 minutes, you need to be observant because it has to be 4 minutes from start of boil, IE: bubbles BEGIN to rise, through a good rolling boil. At the 4 minute mark, remove from heat, drain and place under a running tap as cold as you can get it. Let the water run over the eggs until your significant other get's up and turns the water off because it annoys her/him and let sit. Conversely you can dump a few cups of ice over the eggs if your ice maker has a few cubes available and let that sit. The point is to remove as much heat as quickly as possible.
Following this procedure should give you an egg with a firm white and runny to starting to coagulate yolk. Use an egg cup, demitasse spoon and peck around the outside about a third of the way down, remove the cap, add a goodly amount of salt and pepper and enjoy your perfect boiled egg.
If perhaps you want to dip toast fingers into the yolk like a civilized person then go just under 4 minutes for a firm white/ runny yolk combo.
:smiley_thumb:
How much ketchup per egg?
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Well, I’ve never been to Spain,
But I kinda like the music.
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it…
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Well, I’ve never been to Spain,
But I kinda like the music.
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it…
Down in France
The girls are all salty, the boys are all sweet
The food ain't too shabby
And they piss in the street.
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I am The Queen of England.
I l...
nevermind
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It is now November 2019. Blade Runner still isn't happening.
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At the great risk of having actually seen this at this forum previously:
I grew me hair down to me toes
Now I don't wear no clothes
I wraps me hairs
around me bares
And down the road I goes
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You all bore me.
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You all bore me.
Hush.
Finish your paste. Do you have enough paint chips?
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dip
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You all bore me.
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Heck fire.
I bore me.
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I can't think of anything else that comes in a sack.
You win.
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How about a sack of shoes?
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Sacagawea
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The LL Bean catalog arrived today. Which reminded me that a couple of their flannel shirts I bought about 15 years ago are defective and need to be returned. It seems that they've shrunk around the middle.
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It’s dark in here
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DST Sucks goat scrote.
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“Gimme an EFF”...
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why is Bubbles being David Hockney plus a cat?
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Turquoise turtles.
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Cold and foggy this morning, and the windshield was frozen. And they changed the clocks back an hour the other day so it's dark 5 minutes after I get home. How tedious...
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Llamas make ideal substitutes for people who wish alpacas were a bit taller
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I just got back from what I assume is my last ride of the season. The fact that I had to ride over snow and ice on our road is being taken as a sign.
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Quitter!
:lol:
(Keep hope alive).
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My wife and I have decided we don't want to have children.
We will be telling them tonight.
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It's nice out tonight.
Guess I should leave it out.
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I don't think this is a very good idea. I'm sure I'll regret the decision.
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I'm sure I'll regret the decision.
Spill!
We could use the comic relief.
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I'm sure I'll regret the decision.
Spill!
We could use the comic relief.
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I see no “regret” in your pictures.
Only “possibility”.
:burnout:
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😁
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Ho to you too.
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Over a week without a post! What’s the problem Dave?
Pen out of ink?
Away on vacation in Antarctica?
Can’t find the eraser?
Too busy building a path to the barge?
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cats are not mentioned once in the Bible.
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Neither is Australia
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But I’m told that Harley’s are quoted several times.
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Can’t find the eraser?
Can't find my glasses...until I find my glasses...
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The last captive Carolina parakeet died in the same cage that the last passenger pigeon had died in four years earlier.
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JujuTrue story:
The Port Hope Skeet Shooting Club is located RIGHT NEXT DOOR to
The Port Hope Homing Pigeon Club.
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The entrances are 400’ apart.
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Some people like muffins exclusively. I for one care less for them.
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I appreciate a well executed muffin, but I don't usually go out of my way for them.
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Properly trimmed, a muffin is a thing of beauty!
Eh.
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End of year confession: For more than 15 years, both here and at .net, whenever I see the Song Titles thread my brain tells me it says Song Titties. My brain is an idiot.
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What do males who were not breast fed obsess about?
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Booze bottles.
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Thanks Mom...
:bigsmile:
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Yup.
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What is the sound of one cheek twerking?
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What colour is the air on your planet?
:confused:
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Silver and gold, silver and gold...
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Silver and gold, silver and gold...
I hear hippie music...
https://youtu.be/WCIFP1DFDDg
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I miss Ed. It's his birthday, you know.
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We haven’t heard from him since his last birthday.
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Science doesn't know everything.
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Science knows it doesn't know everything.
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Otherwise it would stop.
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- Dara O'Briain
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Weather is going to be in the mid 50's, so I am riding into work tomorrow maybe step out a bit early for a long ride to Santa Cruz and back after work.
Better bring along the cleaning stuff for the visor, salt is a bitch to see through.
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Can I have some cheese please?
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Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?
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That good squeaky kind you make.
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Cheez-Wiz?
(The cheese that never dies)?
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You fried us up some cheese for breakfast once that was just wonderful.
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Halloumi.
(Some people will eat anything...)
:popcorn:
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Cheez-Wiz?
(The cheese that never dies)?
Is great on toast
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Cheez-Wiz?
(The cheese that never dies)?
Is great on toast
and will not fling off of rat traps = reusable cheese
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my spider was eaten by a sheep
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My sheep was, in turn, eaten with mint sauce.
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mint sauce ate my hamster
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Godzilla ate my hamster's sheep with mint sauce.
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No it didn't. Godzilla is a vegan.
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Point, Lazarou.
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Where have all the carnivores gone...
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Point, Lazarou.
He's no longer pointless.
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Point, Lazarou.
He's no longer pointless.
Most conversations here tend to be though.
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Well daaaaa.
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my work here is done
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Better take up another one
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what's the salary?
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You pay us.
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BUCK BUCK NUMBER ONE, COME ON!!!
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Ho's be hibernating.
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Better get slingin that jack, before they movin on back
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Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man,
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
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Jump headlong into "Random Acts Of Kindness" day by telling your line manager that they have a lovely arse
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Add water, makes it's own sauce.
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A spoonful of medicine makes the sugar taste shitty.
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KMG365
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KMG365
BAAAAP BOOP BEEEEEEP!
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BR-549
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HB-88
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IG-88
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OU812
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Ringer’s lactate with a side of normal saline.
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Is the ringers lactate gluten free?
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Is the ringers lactate gluten free?
Yes, but added melamine!
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Oh Ya that tastes better :hurl:
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Eight for a buck at the Piggly Wiggly...
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Who locked the rant thread?
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Not me, well I don't think so
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Well, I don’t think, so...
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Don't forget.
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I have the “L”.
Leave chocolate cookies behind the sign, and it will be released unharmed.
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question for Veggies.
If you call vegetable bacon "Facon" what do you call vegetarian duck?
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A waste of packaging, marketing, and shelf space that could be given to “loo rolls”.
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Sport-touring.org
Triple digit geezers bitching about everything except sport touring.
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Sport-touring.org
Triple digit geezers bitching about everything except sport touring.
You gots ho in yo soul.
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I can not take credit for the quote.
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I can not take credit for the quote.
But the hoing!!
Oh thé hoing!!
:hail:
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Every month or so I go to my local library and take out random books to sign as the author and return. Coincidentally, similar signed books end up on eBay the same week of their return.
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Someone cut the cheese in library last period!
:rolf:
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When will it rain, anywhere else?
:-\
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There's not usually a clown lurking somewhere in your house.
Not usually.
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“Somebody give me a cheeseburger”...
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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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Old guys RAWK!
:gerg:
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Every odd number has an 'e' in it.
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Scam emails from a bike supplier. Whatever next?
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Well, next turned out to be:
I have a severe and rare skin disease. Fecking marvellous. Nodular Prurigo. Don't look it up, the pictures are revolting.
And I started off with a fungal infection in the 80s (thanks to Chinese rope slippers), which caused Eczema, then Psoriasis, then good old fashioned Scabies (caught off a patient).
Constant pain and itching. Haven't slept properly for months.
I blame useless right wing governments.
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Go soak in the Dead Sea.
In a nice way.
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God: [creates dog]
Dog: cool! What do I do now?
God: we’ll pretend that you’re mans best friend, but really your secret mission is to wait until they’re painting, then brush yourself up against it. Preferably when you’re moulting
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You can’t trust Iranian wizards, but the drugs are particularly potent.
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Bastards! :P
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They’re everywhere.
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50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”
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:facepalm: Yeah, I can’t follow that one...
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“ Why don’t I ever see people kissing in trees? I mean there’s a famous song about it...”
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Don’t be ungrateful when your house burns down; it’s doubled the size of your garden
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It'll be well watered too, though probably not well water per se`. Probably lake watered or river watered, either way you'll want to wash it off because fish fuck in there. But then frogs fuck in wells, so I guess you should wait till it rains before you eat any vegetables...
I know I would. :gerg:
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I know I would. :gerg:
It’s a shorter list if you’d tell us what you wouldn’t .
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I know I would. :gerg:
It’s a shorter list if you’d tell us what you wouldn’t .
Well I wouldn't eat dinner a Papa's house, not just because it burned down either. God knows what kind of smelly foreign food they eat.
:nono:
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I’m OUT @ mushy peas.
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Mushy peas are awesome.
You are broken.
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Mushy peas are awesome.
You are broken.
Mushy Peas are Gods gift to his loving children. Flyer is clearly a heathen sodomite, quite possibly from Ottawa.
Probably doesn't like poutine either, the swine.
:pope:
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Probably doesn't like poutine either, the swine.
With beer, all things are possible.
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Probably doesn't like poutine either, the swine.
With beer, all things are possible.
Well there you go, sin and redemption all in one. Covered in gravy and washed down with a nice cold………
wait a minute, what kind of beer? Canukistaner beer as a general rule tastes like swill, except Labatt's or Kokanee, or that beer they sell at the Calgary Stampede back in the '80's with the buffalo on the can, that stuff goes down well. La Fin du Monde is good too, last time I was on the island my brother in law and I got absolutely slaughtered drinking that stuff.
:nono: :pope: :headscratch:
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wait a minute, what kind of beer?
Too late, we’ve opened the whiskey...
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wait a minute, what kind of beer?
Too late, we’ve opened the whiskey...
Ahh, uisce beatha, the water of life..
You have chosen wisely my son.
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wait a minute, what kind of beer?
Too late, we’ve opened the whiskey...
Ahh, uisce beatha, the water of life..
Bartender!
‘Nuther Irishman.
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America: the U in colour and flavour is unnecessary. We vote that it be dropped. What say you, Britain?
Rick Astley:
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Speaking of unnecessary letters, why do they put an "E" on the end as in " Ye Olde Towne Tavern" for example, like some restaurants and bars do? And what the hell is a "Ye" supposed to be? It's THE
Pretentious fucktards, the place was built in 2006, hell the building you knocked down to put it there wasn't THAT fekkin' old.
:nono:
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Speaking of unnecessary letters, why do they put an "E" on the end as in " Ye Olde Towne Tavern" for example, like some restaurants and bars do? And what the hell is a "Ye" supposed to be? It's THE
Pretentious fucktards, the place was built in 2006, hell the building you knocked down to put it there wasn't THAT fekkin' old.
:nono:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)
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Speaking of unnecessary letters, why do they put an "E" on the end as in " Ye Olde Towne Tavern" for example, like some restaurants and bars do? And what the hell is a "Ye" supposed to be? It's THE
Pretentious fucktards, the place was built in 2006, hell the building you knocked down to put it there wasn't THAT fekkin' old.
:nono:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)
learned something new
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They get to charge more for the hamburgere and frenche friese. Also the beere.
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And Ye Premiere’s Taxe on Goodes and Servisse!
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Humph, I don't think so. Just a thinly veiled attempt to impart some faux historic credentials to what is basically a ratty ass beer joint.
The only one that has even remote credentials is the Horse Brass Pub in Portland, it's patterned after an English pub but at least they can spell and their scotch eggs and fish and chippies with mushy peas are decent. Not to mention Boddingtons among others on tap.
Come to think of it Purdy's Public House in Bonney Lake has scotch eggs, killer fish and chips as well as shepherds pie and a bunch of German crap as well. And it's right down the road from me kinda' so that's a plus.
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I’ve only a slight uphill ramble to a genuine imported Irish pub.
Disassembled, catalogued, packed and shipped to Canada for reassembly, they do a jovially potent seven (or five for quitters) flight of the Waters of Life.
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Lucky you that it's uphill going rather than coming back.
Puts gravity on your side when you need it most.
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There’s no such thing as gravity.
I saw that on the Internet.
So it’s obviously true.
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Lucky you that it's uphill going rather than coming back.
Puts gravity on your side when you need it most.
I find going downhill is harder on my knees than up hill, the pavement is hard on my hands either way.
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Someday, I’d like to climb the North Face of the Uxbridge road.
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A 1% grade is truly a monumental challenge. You’re going to need a massive support team.
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I shall approach a nearby coffee and doughnut franchise for seed funding to start a viral « Go ‘Fund’ Youself » campaign.
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I'll be the first to contribute to this worthy cause, here's $20. for me...
:beerchug:
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I shall approach a nearby coffee and doughnut franchise for seed funding to start a viral « Go ‘Fund’ Youself » campaign.
I think he’s busy reading the electrical code right now. Don’t bug him.
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I shall approach a nearby coffee and doughnut franchise for seed funding to start a viral « Go ‘Fund’ Youself » campaign.
I think he’s busy reading writing the electrical code right now. Don’t bug him.
8)
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No wire strippers in the tool belt now buddy. It’s now hole makers.
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Re: “strippers”,
Who remembers “naked lady” pens?
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Did you just say naked lady penis?
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Of course.
The Freudian slip.
:rolleyes:
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Whatever happened to Fred?
I miss him. He’s funny as hell.
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He called himself Canban.
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I saw a deck of naughty playing cards once, featuring scantily clad ladies in their unmentionables.... Heady stuff let me tell you!
:naughty:
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He called himself Canban.
He is known as canduc on this board. Bought himself a Monster 620 Dark some years ago.
I last rode with him at an STN meet in Hunter NY, when Sarchi had an episode with his bike.
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I last rode with him at an STN meet in Hunter NY, when Sarchi had an episode with his bike.
Do tell...
:popcorn:
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I last rode with him at an STN meet in Hunter NY, when Sarchi had an episode with his bike.
Do tell...
:popcorn:
Yeah that’s an intro if I ever heard one....
So is Noam still on the Kawi antique?
(I actually like those things)
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Duc12ST, no?
:bigok:
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Loud clutches save lives!, I prefer that K-bike fuel pump/gear whine myself.
Actually I prefer a cheeky little Syrah or perhaps a robust Cab Sauv, but that's a different kind of whine.
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I can actually almost tolerate a frigid Bud, if you’re buying...
:beerchug:
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I can actually almost tolerate a frigid Bud, if you’re buying...
:beerchug:
A Ducatisti that drinks Budweiser??? pffft go ahead and pull the other leg :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Why isn't vacuum spelt with a 'W"?!?!?
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Why isn't vacuum spelt with a 'W"?!?!?
Vacuuw?
I prefer “suckdetuder”.
:smiley_thumb:
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Mrs.Jean Paul TOULZE <xzukltd@gmail.com>
Mon 14/09/2025 12:07
My Dear Beloved,
It is so unfortunate and disappointing to me that, I have not yet
received any response from you, since I sent the first message to you,
But I Still pray that God bless you and your family, as you will
benefit from this project if you can reply quickly.
I am Mrs. Jean Paul TOULZE from Paris France born in the state of Ohio
USA. I am legally married to Mr. TOULZE Scott, a British citizen born
and brought up in USA, I live in Switzerland with my husband for 32
years before we move down to U.K in 1985 after my husband's retirement
in 1984. I am 72 years old by the grace of God, I am a God fearing
person, and I am suffering from long time (illness) cancer of the bone
(leukemia). This illness has troubled me for a long time. All
indications from my doctor and medical analysis is that, my condition
is really deteriorating and getting worse; and it is quite obvious
that I will not live more than three OR Four months, although it is
God who decides. This is because the cancer disease has gotten to a
very bad stage that there is no hope for me to be living again.
My dear husband was involved with the January 2000 Kenya airways
plane crashed as you can see on the news line website.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6627485.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6627485.stm)
BBC NEWS | Africa | Kenya plane 'crashes in Cameroon'
A Kenya Airways plane with 114 people on board has reportedly crashed in southern Cameroon. The flight, which originated in Ivory Coast, was reported missing on Saturday after it failed to arrive in Kenya.
news.bbc.co.uk
)40 years period of my
marriage life, still we could not produce any child, my late husband
was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited some part of his
business and money in the bank. Today I have decided to donate and
contribute to you, your Country and to the less privileges, charity
homes, and orphanage homes and to those displaced by wars going on in
the middle-east and around the world.
I choose you after viewing your profile (information) and I have the
confident in you because I have prayed and believed God that you can
handle this process goodly. I am willing to donate the sum of
GBP£12.5, million British pounds, to the less privileged of which you
will be responsible in taking care of the disbursement and sharing of
this money to organizations that I will appoint. Meanwhile, you will
also get 30% of the above amount which will be; Three million, seven
hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds (£3,750,000GBP) as
your compensation for helping me fulfill this desire of donation.
Please I want you to know that this fund is still in the bank where
my late husband deposited it, I am going to advice my BANKER/Lawyer to
change my last will to your name and file in an application for the
transfer of the money in your name.
Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when transferred to your
account will be used for this purpose whether I am Dead then or Alive,
Please bear it in mind that all the money will rightfully be changed
to your names and will belong to your names as quickly as I get your
reply, and I made the promise to God that the fund will be used to
help the needy and the less privilege. Please reply QUICKLY.
I wait for your urgent reply.
Remain blessed
Mrs. Jean Paul TOULZE
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“Toules” aka TOOLS
:hail:
Incredibly credible.
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Mr.Fawaz KHE Al SALEH fawaz.khe.saleh@kuveytturk.com.tr
Sat 19/09/2025 12:56
To: You
Ηοw are yοu dοing?
I have been trying to contact you Ι have investment offer of mutual benefit for you, i am willing to furnish you with more information if you are interested revert back to me.
Best Regards,
Mr. Fawaz Khe Saleh
Member Board of Directors
Kuveyt Turk Participation Bank
Buyukdere Cad.No. 129, Esenyurt
Istanbul, Turkey.
www.kuveytturk.com.tr/ (http://www.kuveytturk.com.tr/)
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I have been around forever. I have seen the whole world and I know everything.
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I have been around forever. I have seen the whole world and I know everything.
Hardly possible, given your firm breasts and flaxen hair... you can't be a day over quite a while indeed.
:gerg:
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I know everything.
What channel is the Midget Wrestling on?
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you know nothing
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VOTE FOR ME!
:drif:
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My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
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Atomkraft Nien Danke..
:gerg:
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Hande ho, Hippieisch!
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Tra la la.
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Whoop de dew.
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Fiddle dee dee.
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Where’s my mind.
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Dark and foggy places, labyrinths of nightmarish images, at the center of which sits Edgar Alan Poe, pen in hand, a raven peering from the shadows. He floats, contemplating the remnants of absinthe in his glass, the green fairy circling his brain like a moth trapped in an oil lamp...
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Don't buy environmentally unfriendly plastic skeletons for this Halloween. It's much better to use locally sourced, real ones.
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Dark and foggy places, labyrinths of nightmarish images, at the center of which sits Edgar Alan Poe, pen in hand, a raven peering from the shadows. He floats, contemplating the remnants of absinthe in his glass, the green fairy circling his brain like a moth trapped in an oil lamp...
Thanks, but it was in my sock drawer.
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Ahh.. All good then....
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Barmen!
:beerchug:
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First debate tonight, should be entertaining. Grabbing some beer and nachos :chili:
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Grabbing some beer and nachos :chili:
More beer = more entertainment.
Look it up!
:beerchug:
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Grabbing some beer and nachos :chili:
More beer = more entertainment.
Look it up!
:beerchug:
Kokanee Glacier Beer, Canada's finest and my favorite personal blotation device..
:beerchug:
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First debate tonight, should be entertaining. Grabbing some beer and nachos :chili:
sounds like it involved a lot of shouting and interruptions.
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The devolution continues apace.
:facepalm:
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The devolution continues apace.
:facepalm:
Will California and New York secede?
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The devolution continues apace.
:facepalm:
Will California and New York secede?
With any luck they will.
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SporkTM!
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Shhhhh.
Hos be snoozin’.
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Wake his ass up, decent folk have been up for hours
by now.
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...and the indecent haven’t come home yet.
:chili: :banana: :chili: :banana:
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Well lock the doors, they can go sleep on the lawn furniture. There's no room for immoral behavior in THIS public house.
:nono:
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Eat, drink, and make Merry, for this morning, we’re locked out and down.
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This is a High Class Place, act respectable.
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Check the rec-room...
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The word "verb" is a noun.
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The trick is, to NOT be seen.
:couch:
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We may be “half-brothers”!
I’ll let you guess which half...
:beerchug:
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Another presidential debate, another bottle of wine, maybe pizza instead of nachos this time. ho hum....
So what'll it be, an intellectual battle of wits between a masterdebator and a cunninglinguist or a screaming match between to egocentric assholes with their microphones turned off. :headscratch: :popcorn:
Only time will tell :shrug:
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Another presidential debate...yadda...yadda...
I shall tune in to the Mexican Midget Wrestling quarter-finals.
:popcorn:
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Another presidential debate...yadda...yadda...
I shall tune in to the Mexican Midget Wrestling quarter-finals.
:popcorn:
It surprisingly turned out to be a debate.
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Another presidential debate...yadda...yadda...
I shall tune in to the Mexican Midget Wrestling quarter-finals.
:popcorn:
It surprisingly turned out to be a debate.
I have to agree, it was a pretty interesting to watch. I think they both got their points across.
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The devolution continues apace.
:facepalm:
Will California and New York secede?
With any luck they will.
I've clearly spent too much time thinking about this, but ... a split of the US simply into red and blue states is illogical. A more viable solution would produce several nations.
The Blue Wall states of New England, the Mid-Atlantic (including Virginia) and the Great Lakes could make one viable nation. The Southern states, minus Virginia but with Kentucky and West Virginia, could make another viable nation. Texas could go it alone again, they'd just get more Texasey in my opinion. Similarly, Utah might also go it alone as that state is culturally unique. Colorado and New Mexico could team up. The Central and Northern Plains and the Northern Rockies would be culturally, economically and politically copacetic. And the three Pacific Coast states, plus Nevada and Hawaii, would make sense. Alaska could join the Plains and Northern Rockies states or go it alone. Arizona seems to be moving from red to blue, maybe they'd go with the Pacific states, or maybe they'd work a deal with Colorado/New Mexico.
Not gonna happen, but interesting to think about. Kinda raised the question where I would want to move before the split becomes final.
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I always thought the US-Canada border should be vertical instead of horizontal, running from the Arctic through Saskatchewan and North Dakota for example down to the Gulf of Mexico. Having grown up in Eastern Canada, spending my Navy time in the Eastern US and living in the Pacific Northwest, with relatives in British Columbia it just makes more sense. Politically, environmentally and from a population density stand point we're much more in line with Western Canadians or they're more in line with us, than the East coast of either country is.
Texas - Alberta=steers and oil wells
Saskatchewan - Midwest US = farm lands and low population densities
West Coast US - BC = tree huggers, outdoorsy types and Liberals
VS.
Ontario - Illinois / Indiana = Huge cities surrounded by farm lands and tundra
Quebec - NY State, = Large cities surrounded by woods and lakes, some mountains
New England, Eastern Seaboard of both countries = fishing, lobstermen, water sports (ahem), Maritime culture..
Just makes more sense to me.
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Yeah, we’re good.
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What I don't get is
how why a state with 40 million people has the same upper house central government representation as a state with 4 million.
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What I don't get is how why a state with 40 million people has the same upper house central government representation as a state with 4 million.
And also states with less than a million.
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What I don't get is how why a state with 40 million people has the same upper house central government representation as a state with 4 million.
Well, the design is to keep the will of the people out of government affairs. In effect it is easier to buy influence senators, that is if you have lots of $$$, votes only count at elections times.
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SQUIRREL!!
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I like toast.
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Well...there’s a little rat innit...
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Gary Sambrook eats big dinners.
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“Give me pasta, or give me risotto”. - Me
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“Give me pasta, or give me risotto”. - Me
Oddly enough I had Pennetti Terra E Mare for dinner last night, bloody good but the calamari appetizer was out of a box like Mrs. Paul's or something. kinda' spoiled it for me to be honest, I mean how hard is it to roll some squid in batter and drop it in the deep fryer for a minute? The rest of the meal was good and I was the only one complaining, I still thought it was pretty shitty for what was supposed to be "fine dining, with a view of Puget Sound and Olympic Mountains"
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New boot day!
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New boot day!
:banana:
YAY, what did ya get?
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A left one!
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Ya halfway there
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Gone dog hopping.
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I love my Keens for work ANSI certified, no-slip etc etc and made in Portland so they look weird
I've had the same Aerostitch Combat Tours forever, I resoled them once and one of the buckles doesn't work but they're still good stout boots.
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I bought a pair of shoes in St Augustine in 2007 and liked them so much I went back in 2010 and bought 2 more pairs. The surviving pair just got renovated again this summer using shoe goo. I figure they’re good for another decade.
I knew you had to know this.😎
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I love my Keens ...
I’m on my second (consecutive) pair of Austins, and just ordered Anchorage III winter boots.
My chiropodist swears by Keen.
I cannot/will not be going to ‘Augustine any time soon.
:(
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I cannot/will not be going to ‘Augustine any time soon.
Geez man you’re missing out on sitting on a park bench watching the endless hordes of HD’s coming off the Intracoastal bridge into town.
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I cannot/will not be going to ‘Augustine any time soon.
Geez man you’re missing out on sitting on a park bench watching the endless hordes of HD’s coming off the Intracoastal bridge into town.
Are the HDs “fully optioned”?
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, topless wimmen...
:naughty:
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Some are which necessitates an immediate search for a bucket.
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HD’s have superior gross vehicle weight.
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"Road Holding" weight, for those wind swept freeways there in 'Murica's heartland....
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"Road Holding" weight...
I got this.
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I would much prefer that folks with .... uh...limited riding skill...be on 700 lb highway machines on major highways than on GSXR1000’s or similar.
Imagine the carnage and insurance rates if those folks tried twisting the throttle on the Dragon or similar roads.
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Yes.
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Unless it’s “no”...
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I will continue to ponder upon it.
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Remember to remove the plug if you’re leaving the boat exposed to rain for a bit of time....
Just saying.
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In a completely hypothetical situation can a submerged starter/solenoid be dried out and be expected to work?
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Don’t forget to evict the hypothetical sea-monkeys first.
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Bubbles rising to the surface of the water is the exact opposite of rain.
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You’re all wet.
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“A lie travels halfway around the world before the truth can even get it’s pants on.” - Winston Churchill
(This, eighty years before the Internet...)
:facepalm:
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True
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What can I say?
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Quite a bit apparently, but you do it really well!
:smiley_thumb:
On a happier note it is officially winter here, IE 45* and raining cats and dogs..
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On a happier note it is officially winter here, IE 45* and raining cats and dogs..
Rain?
In winter?
Luxury!!
We had a plague of lemmings for 40 years...
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On a happier note it is officially winter here, IE 45* and raining cats and dogs..
Rain?
In winter?
Luxury!!
We had a plague of lemmings for 40 years...
Lemmings for 40 year? Thy Luxury!! we had plagues of cows and horses last week for 50 years, and bloody thankful for it!
:gerg:
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Laurence Fox is a bell end.
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Comfy?
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No, with the weather turning cold and damp my arthritis is playing up. Definitely not "comfy"
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Crank up the Bushmills.
:beerchug:
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It's that time o'year😉👍
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Twenty-twenty is that year.
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Very true, one for the record books alright.
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...the record...
Never to be broken.
Please.
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my brother broke my record. Bill Hayley Rock Around the Clock on a 78. Didn't like it much but hey.
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My record’s been sealed.
:razz:
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my brother broke my record. Bill Hayley Rock Around the Clock on a 78. Didn't like it much but hey.
My record’s been expunged.
:razz:
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my brother broke my record. Bill Hayley Rock Around the Clock on a 78. Didn't like it much but hey.
My record’s been expunged.
:razz:
My sponge has never been recorded.
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Pity.
You could have been filthy, steenking rich.
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If anyone is going to be alone for Thanksgiving this year, please let me know.
I need to borrow some chairs...
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Exemplary bit o’ hoing, that.
:clap:
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I'm sick and tired of shops having festive stuff in early. I saw Christmas decoratio0ns in the shops in October. Easter eggs will be on sale soon. I have even seen birthday cards for sale-and my birthday isn't until next summer.
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"To me ping pong just looks like two perverts spankin' a ghost."
-Aisling Bea
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No way...
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Pretty pleased with my first day in charge of Google.
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What does it feel like to control the lives of millions?
Maybe just selling the digital lives of everyone, is enough.
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I prefer “outta control”, when she allows...
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I'm pretty sure we've all been using the phrase 'sleep like a baby' wrong all this time. If you don't mean to say that you woke up every 90 minutes screaming and covered in your own filth maybe 'like a baby' isn't what you really meant.
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A dark and gloomy evening hides the cold, wet drizzle falling on the slush and mud below.
2021 arrives with boots on.
The dog and I are beyond dispirited, and waiting for the sun.
:popcorn:
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one more day of being European.
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Note bene: I have just learned that if one were to start watching Endgame tonight at 9:29:30 Tony Stark will snap at midnight.
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And who said lockdown couldn’t be fun...
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Blah blah bl..
The damned geese are still here.
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Blah blah bl..
The damned geese are still here.
“Honk” if you love roast goose.
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one more day of being European.
Well you're better off being Brit or Welsh. I though I was a pure blood Anglo Saxon from time immemorial until I did one of those DNA tests. Come to find out my ancestors were Scandinavian, then generic northern European and French until the late 1800's when they moved to England.
I had visions of my ancestors at Trafalgar or Waterloo, turns out they probably were, only on the losing side. I'm nothing but bloody Euro-trash like the rest of them. Good thing we moved to Canada when I was a nipper, and no wonder I picked up French so easily.
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My maternal Grandfather spent his final years tracing our family history by meticulously researching Parish records (he was born in Blighty).
He alleges his roots are traced back to a captain in the service of William the Conquerer, who granted him land for service. Humph.
“Me? I’m just a lawn-mower. You can tell me by the way I walk...”
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Trying to trace my ancestry has been exhausting. Two of my four grandparents were easy to trace and I got back to 1580 on one string but on my dad’s side I struck out after great grandfather and gave up running down seemingly endless rabbit holes.
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I barely knew mine so it was DNA trace, not a family tree.
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Found an old picture of me.
I’m the one zooming up the middle.
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Looks like you've gained a few pounds over the holidays... :couch:
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Microscopes add micrograms.
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I suspect most will opt for “a few weeks”.
https://youtu.be/9F-uOgc6Y98
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I’d be mad too if I had to wear a mask like that. It’s clearly not an approved N95.
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why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
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Anxiety in music form.
It's just silence that gets faster and faster.
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Music in the form of anxiety.
“I’ve got to get out of here...”
https://youtu.be/FfqrZvKI_1g
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It's actually funny when I buy a new car, they always want to demonstrate the sound system for me. I'm almost deaf in one ear and have tinnitus in the other, they could blow a fucking trombone in the back seat and I'd barely notice.
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Cars (and trucks) are full of crap we don’t need, or even want, but have to take if we want the HEMI.
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I can’t believe my good eye.
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Anybody seen my spare sock?
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Anybody seen my spare sock?
Did you look in the dryer?
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I found it in the beer ‘fridge.
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I could see eating a bowl of them along with my chuka iidako and unagi nigiri
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Omnivores are fascinating.
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Speaking of Hemi's, back when Dodge was running the ad with the sneering dweeb saying "yeah, it's got a Hemi" I saw and old ratty Toyota 4X4 with a bumper stick that said "Yeah, it's got a 22R" ..
I thought it was hilarious. I guess you have to be a Toyota nerd..
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Sneering dweebs are still a thing.
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Speaking of Hemi's, back when Dodge was running the ad with the sneering dweeb saying "yeah, it's got a Hemi" I saw and old ratty Toyota 4X4 with a bumper stick that said "Yeah, it's got a 22R" ..
I thought it was hilarious. I guess you have to be a Toyota nerd..
I like those kinda double inside jokes.
That reminds me of "sneering dweeb" neighbors when I was a kid. Anyone remember those "my other car is a BMW" or "my other car is a Mercedes" license plate frames? Usually put on a winter beater or junker as a joke? A couple of adults had a new BMW and a new Mercedes and put these on the opposite car. I guess they thought it was funny, but the whole neighborhood--kids to adults--thought they were sneering dweebs.
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You have no authority here Jackie Weaver
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You have no authority here Jackie Weaver
Slow news day in Blighty...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13956606/jackie-weaver-handforth-parish-council-meeting-zoom/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13956606/jackie-weaver-handforth-parish-council-meeting-zoom/)
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You have no authority here Jackie Weaver
Slow news day in Blighty...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13956606/jackie-weaver-handforth-parish-council-meeting-zoom/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13956606/jackie-weaver-handforth-parish-council-meeting-zoom/)
well spotted
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You have no authority here Jackie Weaver
Slow news day in Blighty...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13956606/jackie-weaver-handforth-parish-council-meeting-zoom/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13956606/jackie-weaver-handforth-parish-council-meeting-zoom/)
well spotted
I’m using a soothing topical ointment, in hope of its disappearance.
:redface:
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You have no authority here Jackie Weaver
Slow news day in Blighty...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13956606/jackie-weaver-handforth-parish-council-meeting-zoom/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13956606/jackie-weaver-handforth-parish-council-meeting-zoom/)
well spotted
I’m using a soothing topical ointment, in hope of its disappearance.
:redface:
We told you all that coca cola and chocolate bars were bad for you, but would you listen???
Noooooooooooo, mister I'm an adult and can do what I want.
:rolleyes:
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Still have that Mars bar jones...
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Reeses are my downfall
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My goldfish, Levi (short for Leviathan) keeps staring at me.
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probably wants to go out
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I should take him fishing.
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Take him for a walk, just put a lid on the jar first
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My daughter had a three eyed goldfish when she was a kid. It was one of the ones with the eyes that bulge out the side and one of the bulges had an extra eyeball. He actually got pretty big for a goldfish and lived quite awhile.
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Simpsons predicted that too...
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San Miguel Sheriff
@SheriffAlert
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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San Miguel Sheriff
@SheriffAlert
A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder
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(snerk) Stoner Creek (snerk).
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How come you can’t get Coffee Crisp bars in the USA? And no Jos Louis cakes either. It’s just not right.
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Looks about like a Ding Dong. Don't know about Coffee Crisp bars. Send me a couple I would like too!
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Looks like Flyer left the chicken on the barbecue a bit too long....
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What sort of wine goes with carbonized protein?
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Ask Bruce. he's got some.
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Some which?
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two slices of bread with worms between them
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Gonna need whiskey.
LOTS of before and after whiskey.
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Insects are supposed to be an excellent source of proteins, that said I don't plan on eating any.
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Insects are supposed to be an excellent source of proteins...
The spring fresh gnats are especially succulent this year.
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Insects are supposed to be an excellent source of proteins...
The spring fresh gnats are especially succulent this year.
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Toads will starve to death in a container filled with dead worms. Reason? The worms aren’t moving. Toads only zoom in on movement of horizontal critters. They completely ignore anything vertical.
Conclusion? Toads only see what they want to see.
Remind you of any 2 legged vertical creatures?
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If the container is filled with dead worms, how is there any room for toads?
Isn't filled an absolute?
:banana: :chili:
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I thought that was Vodka?
Does that mean I’ve been drinking liquid worms?
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This is not making me thirsty.
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Thurston?
Who knew?
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Thirsty Howl the fourth?
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I prefer cactus juice myself.
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One bourbon, one scotch, one beer...
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If your wife complains that you never buy her flowers, simply claim you didn't know she sold them.
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You’re divorced right?
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Yes, I've already left you, Sorry.
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Yes, I've already left you, Sorry.
You getting all that NHS gravy, I’d imagine a significant palimony...
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Is that the system that forces you to be a father?
Or at least try?
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Is NHS gravy vegan?
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Fifty one billion
Zero
Holy crap that’s a PROBLEM!
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No problem for the blissfully ignorant.
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I’m imagining an image of someone wearing headphones and listening to music at high volume while walking on railroad tracks while behind them a freight train is roaring towards them at full speed...
Wait...not music...how about a podcast by a climate change denier...
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...a freight train is roaring towards ...a climate change denier...
Whatever it takes.
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I think climate change as a man made event would be a lot more believable if Algore and his ilk weren't such blatant moneygrubbing hypocrites
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Bacon’s ready.
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I'll be over in a trice.
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I don’t think they’re street legal over ‘ere.
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They are in Quebec
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4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea.......................................................which means 1 enjoys it
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No, you can’t use my bathroom.