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I have angered badgers because...
« on: February 21, 2014, 03:07:42 PM »
I have angered badgers because I ate all their worms.





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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2014, 03:29:40 PM »
you may need to clarify badgers for those of us on the other side of the pond.
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2014, 03:36:01 PM »
and worms . . . . what, exactly do you mean by "worms?"
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 03:37:24 PM »
They are quite capable of retaliation in their own anger.
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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2014, 03:38:53 PM »
No badgers in my neighborhood, but I have angry racoons in my yard sometimes.   
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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2014, 03:44:04 PM »
I have angered badgers by interrupting them mid-coitus on a canal bridge on my way to the desert to partake of recreational marijuana. Said badgers were nearly successful in facing down 2 teenagers in a  cream colored 1985 Toyota Corolla, but eventually were successfully cowed by a revving engine, meep-meep horn and the sound of two stoners dying laughing in the front seats. Badger in the dominant position took EXTREME exception to our interruption, but was NOT inclined to cease his activities until satisfied (or so I would assume from his facial expression and protracted delay in exiting the bridge right-of-way).

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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2014, 03:45:15 PM »
... I disturbed his sunbathing when I rode by.
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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2014, 06:09:49 PM »
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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2014, 06:46:20 PM »
I know nothing of such things.

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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2014, 07:12:13 PM »
I have angered badgers because I ate all their worms.

They weren't Honey Badgers.  Honey Badgers wouldn't give a shit.


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Re: I have angered badgers because...
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2014, 07:25:10 PM »
I had angered badgers once, but the clinic gave me some ointment and I got better.
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