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Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« on: February 11, 2014, 03:25:47 PM »
Young woman, pretty, comes round the house just after I arrived from work. My jackets off but my bike trousers are still on.

She says "Jammin' trousers!"

Was this a compliment? Have I got a 22 year old mistress?
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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2014, 03:32:59 PM »
It sounds like she was making fun of you! Definitely sarcasm!
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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2014, 04:14:11 PM »
I automatically assume anything a 20-something woman yells at me is a compliment. It keeps me happy.  :bigok:
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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2014, 04:16:22 PM »
Have you pulled what?

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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2014, 04:21:12 PM »
She says "Jammin' trousers!"

Shame about the shirt.

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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2014, 06:02:07 PM »
More like a stalker.






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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2014, 07:14:12 PM »
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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2014, 07:15:06 PM »
Of the girl.... Not the trousers. :nono:

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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2014, 07:33:21 PM »
Sounds like you've got something she wants.
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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2014, 09:16:53 PM »
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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2014, 06:02:23 PM »
She wants you!!


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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2014, 10:00:31 PM »
Take it as a complement, why worry the small stuff.

As long as the misses does not have an issue, besides a bit of filtration is always fun and can lead to ,,,,,well you know  :naughty:
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Re: Have I pulled?
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2014, 10:37:03 PM »
Take it as a complement, why worry the small stuff.

As long as the misses does not have an issue, besides a bit of filtration is always fun and can lead to ,,,,,well you know  :naughty:

Nothin' more fun than a little harmless filtration.  :razz:
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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2014, 07:35:42 AM »
Am I the only one bothered by the term "bike trousers"?

I am NOT googling that!!
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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2014, 09:58:02 AM »
Am I the only one bothered by the term "bike trousers"?

I am NOT googling that!!

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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2014, 10:06:46 AM »
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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2014, 09:38:49 PM »
Young woman, pretty, comes round the house just after I arrived from work. My jackets off but my bike trousers are still on.

She says "Jammin' trousers!"

Was this a compliment? Have I got a 22 year old mistress?

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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2014, 10:12:35 AM »
Am I the only one bothered by the term "bike trousers"?

I am NOT googling that!!

My policy is to nver google anything from a Poppa Post.
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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2014, 07:45:29 AM »
That's a good question?  Maybe this would help?

I googled "attractive mature person dressed in motorcycle gear" and this appeared.   :inlove:

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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2014, 08:18:07 AM »
You need to hit the delete button.
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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2014, 08:35:31 AM »

My policy is to never google anything from a Poppa Post.


Especially from work. I think this is a good policy.
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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2014, 10:33:55 AM »
Have you pulled?

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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2014, 10:39:09 AM »
That's a good question?  Maybe this would help?

I googled "attractive mature person dressed in motorcycle gear" and this appeared.   :inlove:







 


 :lol:

For some reason, I don't understand why, I don't get the same results.   :headscratch:

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Re: Why is it that people in motorcycle gear are soo attractive?
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2014, 01:39:20 PM »
Am I the only one bothered by the term "bike trousers"?

I am NOT googling that!!

My policy is to nver google anything from a Poppa Post.

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