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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2014, 07:09:20 PM »
The servant waits while the master baits. It's good to be the king.

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2014, 07:23:09 PM »
I can kill you and take your stuff.


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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2014, 07:55:48 PM »
I'm pretty much completely useless.  You'll want me around for sure because i'll do nothing. I'll be the most valuable member of the community because I'll make everyone else feel so worthwhile.

At least we know who'll be king...

Hey! I already called dibs!
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2014, 07:52:24 AM »
So where would Justin Bieber fall in the grand scheme of things?
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2014, 09:31:50 AM »
I have skills, but I'd be dead in 3-6 months once my pills run out.  >:(
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2014, 09:38:36 AM »
I have skills, but I'd be dead in 3-6 months once my pills run out.  >:(

Susan's in the same boat. Synthroid is kinda hard to come by after an apocalypse.
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2014, 09:43:25 AM »
I have skills, but I'd be dead in 3-6 months once my pills run out.  >:(

Susan's in the same boat. Synthroid is kinda hard to come by after an apocalypse.
Yup.  I try to keep some ahead (Armour and other pig based ones have had shortages in the last several years), but it has a shelf life and after that you are screwed.  Maybe I should figure out how much is in the average squirrel thyroid and then I could know how many days to spread one of those out over in case I'm in some backpacking gone bad situation.  Icky parts is that cooking ruins it, so I'd have to eat raw squirrel thyroids.  :o
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #57 on: January 31, 2014, 10:53:09 AM »

 Icky parts is that cooking ruins it, so I'd have to eat raw squirrel thyroids.  :o

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #58 on: January 31, 2014, 10:58:46 AM »
I have skills, but I'd be dead in 3-6 months once my pills run out.  >:(

Susan's in the same boat. Synthroid is kinda hard to come by after an apocalypse.
Yup.  I try to keep some ahead (Armour and other pig based ones have had shortages in the last several years), but it has a shelf life and after that you are screwed.  Maybe I should figure out how much is in the average squirrel thyroid and then I could know how many days to spread one of those out over in case I'm in some backpacking gone bad situation.  Icky parts is that cooking ruins it, so I'd have to eat raw squirrel thyroids.  :o

I'd so do that.



Mmmmm. Tennessee sushi.

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Also... crap. I hadn't considered that in my initial post. Ok, I'd haiku the fuck out of the apocalypse... for a time. There. That's more accurate.


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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #59 on: January 31, 2014, 11:11:47 AM »
so I'd have to eat raw squirrel thyroids.  :o

very dangerous, good chance you would end up with Crutzfeld-jacob (sp?) disease. killed my father in law last year, they think he got it from cleaning squirrels? of course you may live a month or two longer than without it?
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2014, 11:41:42 AM »
so I'd have to eat raw squirrel thyroids.  :o

very dangerous, good chance you would end up with Crutzfeld-jacob (sp?) disease. killed my father in law last year, they think he got it from cleaning squirrels? of course you may live a month or two longer than without it?
Considering I'd be dead in about a week without the pills, I'd take my chances if it came to it.  I should figure out what wild animal is least likely to carry disease (while still being possible to kill, not going to try to go after unicorns or mountain lions) and try to use that one. Hopefully society doesn't collapse anytime soon.

chornbe, I think you could go without pills and just be tired and sluggish. I take more than you do, and I weigh less.  :o
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2014, 11:49:25 AM »
I guess we could use this apocalypse to clean the gene pool.  All those relying on big Pharma to get though the day would be gone in no time.


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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #62 on: January 31, 2014, 12:31:33 PM »
I guess we could use this apocalypse to clean the gene pool.  All those relying on big Pharma to get though the day would be gone in no time.

Sadly, that's true.


chornbe, I think you could go without pills and just be tired and sluggish. I take more than you do, and I weigh less.  :o

Agreed. But now that I'm regulated, I'd be worried about backsliding and being worse off than before I was medded. I'm taking 112mcg now after 3 or 4 adjustments.
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #63 on: January 31, 2014, 12:39:43 PM »
I guess we could use this apocalypse to clean the gene pool.  All those relying on big Pharma to get though the day would be gone in no time.

Sadly, that's true.


chornbe, I think you could go without pills and just be tired and sluggish. I take more than you do, and I weigh less.  :o

Agreed. But now that I'm regulated, I'd be worried about backsliding and being worse off than before I was medded. I'm taking 112mcg now after 3 or 4 adjustments.
But you'd be alive, so it could be worse.  Hopefully you would still have enough energy left to run from zombies or it wouldn't matter.  :P
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2014, 12:49:53 PM »
I wonder how many people's health would improve under the circumstances? weight loss would be inevitable along with the associated health benefits of more exercise?
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #65 on: January 31, 2014, 12:52:06 PM »
I wonder how many food allergies would disappear?

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« Reply #66 on: January 31, 2014, 12:53:40 PM »
I wonder how many people's health would improve under the circumstances? weight loss would be inevitable along with the associated health benefits of more exercise?

That's what I always think.  If people weren't so fat, the need for a lot of medications would diminish significantly.
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #67 on: January 31, 2014, 12:54:00 PM »
I wonder how many people's health would improve under the circumstances? weight loss would be inevitable along with the associated health benefits of more exercise?


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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
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I wonder how many people's health would improve under the circumstances? weight loss would be inevitable along with the associated health benefits of more exercise?


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I agree with you, but I'm afraid that is what a "healthy" human looks like. we are used to fat chicks (of varying degrees) here in the U.S. that is probably a healthy weight/build for a woman her age.
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #69 on: January 31, 2014, 01:01:01 PM »

That's what I always think.  If people weren't so fat, the need for a lot of medications would diminish significantly.

I love the rotund folks with handicap stickers on their cars.  :baldy: :facepalm:
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #70 on: January 31, 2014, 01:06:12 PM »
I wonder how many people's health would improve under the circumstances? weight loss would be inevitable along with the associated health benefits of more exercise?

My dad attributes his no longer needing medication for diabetes to forced weight loss from having a heart attach and triple bypass.

Then again, if he had just lost the weight before, maybe he could have avoided the heart trouble.

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #71 on: January 31, 2014, 01:58:12 PM »
I can do cooking, some health care stuff, help the mechanics, and miss wild game with rifles. Do I need to post my CV?

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #72 on: January 31, 2014, 03:55:48 PM »
I agree with you, but I'm afraid that is what a "healthy" human looks like. we are used to fat chicks (of varying degrees) here in the U.S. that is probably a healthy weight/build for a woman her age.

No muscle tone, no shape, sickly. bleh.

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #73 on: January 31, 2014, 04:12:21 PM »
I think between the reloading, reloading supplies,Ammo stashes, handiness with a home brew rig and still and natural  mechanical ability  I'd be an asset.


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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #74 on: January 31, 2014, 04:20:08 PM »
sickly. bleh.

When your jaw looks like a handle, you're too skinny.

by American standards, you are correct.
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #75 on: January 31, 2014, 07:12:21 PM »
BLAH
BLAH
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I can brew and distill.
BLAH
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #76 on: January 31, 2014, 08:29:46 PM »
BLAH
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I can brew and distill.
BLAH
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You will all be welcome at Claymerica.  Even the fertilizer people- we need people to haul water and garden too!


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« Reply #77 on: February 01, 2014, 10:18:24 AM »
I can watch people panic while fixing a turkey and swiss panini.
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #78 on: February 01, 2014, 03:08:27 PM »
Shoot a rifle and pistol like  mo'fo. Check. ( and I don't mean urban style sideways.

Reload ammo. Check. When you all run out of ammo, go see the crazy cat guy. He makes nice consistent ammo that dont blow up yer gun. Of course I havn't quite worked out the logistics of primer and powder availabilty. Those will be worth more than equivalent weight of gold.

Fix yer watches. I'll probably have a ten year supply of batteries for the $500 Desert Combat Swiss waterproof shockproof bulletproof crystal Tactical watches built to survive anything that lives in bugout bags becuse Mr. Preperatory wasn't smart enough or watch-savy enough to buy an inexpensive automatic.

Preserve and defend the common cat species. You all will be trading off your wives for my kittens with good low maintenance hunt and survival skills. They'll be rare as hen's teeth when morons like Clay shoot them off for food. I will have the only rat, rodent and vermin-free environment in my compound.

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #79 on: February 01, 2014, 05:21:21 PM »

Fix yer watches. I'll probably have a ten year supply of batteries for the $500 Desert Combat Swiss waterproof shockproof bulletproof crystal Tactical watches built to survive anything that lives in bugout bags becuse Mr. Preperatory wasn't smart enough or watch-savy enough to buy an inexpensive automatic.

Preserve and defend the common cat species. You all will be trading off your wives for my kittens with good low maintenance hunt and survival skills. They'll be rare as hen's teeth when morons like Clay shoot them off for food. I will have the only rat, rodent and vermin-free environment in my compound.

Yeah...because a watch is right at the top of my list of shit I need for the post-apocalypse.

You mean those cats that will be caught in traps, skinned for fur and hide and dropped into the stew pot or chunked up as bait for larger animals? Those cats?

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« Reply #80 on: February 01, 2014, 05:42:54 PM »

Fix yer watches. I'll probably have a ten year supply of batteries for the $500 Desert Combat Swiss waterproof shockproof bulletproof crystal Tactical watches built to survive anything that lives in bugout bags becuse Mr. Preperatory wasn't smart enough or watch-savy enough to buy an inexpensive automatic.

Preserve ajnd defend the common cat species. You all will be trading off your wives for my kittens with good low maintenance hunt and survival skills. They'll be rare as hen's teeth when morons like Clay shoot them off for food. I will have the only rat, rodent and vermin-free environment in my compound.

Yeah...because a watch is right at the top of my list of shit I need for the post-apocalypse.

You mean those cats that will be caught in traps, skinned for fur and hide and dropped into the stew pot or chunked up as bait for larger animals? Those cats?

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« Reply #81 on: February 01, 2014, 05:52:24 PM »

Fix yer watches. I'll probably have a ten year supply of batteries for the $500 Desert Combat Swiss waterproof shockproof bulletproof crystal Tactical watches built to survive anything that lives in bugout bags becuse Mr. Preperatory wasn't smart enough or watch-savy enough to buy an inexpensive automatic.

Preserve ajnd defend the common cat species. You all will be trading off your wives for my kittens with good low maintenance hunt and survival skills. They'll be rare as hen's teeth when morons like Clay shoot them off for food. I will have the only rat, rodent and vermin-free environment in my compound.

Yeah...because a watch is right at the top of my list of shit I need for the post-apocalypse.

You mean those cats that will be caught in traps, skinned for fur and hide and dropped into the stew pot or chunked up as bait for larger animals? Those cats?

Mmmmm. Cat.

You know you'll be trading your wife for some prime cat. Unless you were a Prius owner.

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #82 on: February 01, 2014, 05:55:47 PM »
Well this could shape up to be an entertaining Saturday night. 


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« Reply #83 on: February 01, 2014, 06:00:49 PM »
Well this could shape up to be an entertaining Saturday night.
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I've got a lot of beer, a fresh bottle of Veil vodka, a 10 year old tawny port and pizza in the oven. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #84 on: February 01, 2014, 08:31:00 PM »
I'm afraid I would be useless in the post-apocalypse.  I'm not even big enough to be good eating.  :(

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« Reply #85 on: February 01, 2014, 09:25:21 PM »
I'm afraid I would be useless in the post-apocalypse.  I'm not even big enough to be good eating.  :(

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« Reply #87 on: February 02, 2014, 06:04:46 AM »
I wonder how many people's health would improve under the circumstances? weight loss would be inevitable along with the associated health benefits of more exercise?


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I agree with you, but I'm afraid that is what a "healthy" human looks like. we are used to fat chicks (of varying degrees) here in the U.S. that is probably a healthy weight/build for a woman her age.


I don't see a problem here, :shrug: Except the wedding ring.
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« Reply #88 on: February 02, 2014, 06:49:58 AM »
I'm an economical shot.
I don't panic when you do.
I'm hella trustworthy, and "swimmer free" since '81.
You can leave me in charge of the distillery and women's compound.









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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #89 on: February 02, 2014, 07:27:16 AM »
I'm afraid I would be useless in the post-apocalypse.  I'm not even big enough to be good eating.  :(

Don't sell yourself short, there's bound to be a tapas night.

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« Reply #90 on: February 02, 2014, 12:11:27 PM »
I can reproduce  :popcorn:

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« Reply #91 on: February 02, 2014, 01:20:17 PM »
I can still make lists. The power is strong in me. For list making.
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I can:

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Oh hell I'm a basic outdoors man.. So whatever that is worth is has it.

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #93 on: February 02, 2014, 07:30:02 PM »
I can sing and dance. Poorly but I can sing and dance.

I make a mean turkey soup.

Oh yeah, grilled cheese and bacon sammiches too.
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #94 on: February 02, 2014, 07:34:21 PM »
I can sing and dance.

Flamenco would be great for tapas night.

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #95 on: February 02, 2014, 07:40:39 PM »
I can sing and dance.

Flamenco would be great for tapas night.

I will dance for Blue.
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #96 on: February 02, 2014, 07:43:58 PM »
I can sing and dance.

Flamenco would be great for tapas night.

I will dance for Blue.

Get your plate early, it'll be in short supply.

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #97 on: February 02, 2014, 07:49:12 PM »
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #98 on: February 08, 2014, 05:50:19 PM »
I can do anything, just like Zombo.com
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Re: How valuable are YOU after the apocalypse?
« Reply #99 on: February 10, 2014, 07:04:26 AM »
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