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the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 11:07:27 AM »
orange juice and toothpaste
She's got a worm in 'er belly? That's disgusting! That's interesting, but very disgusting. 

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 12:16:20 PM »
Peanut Butter and Mayo

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 12:21:20 PM »
Clay & cats
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 12:41:19 PM »
Fairings and apehangers
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 12:48:51 PM »
Motorcycles and diesel.
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2014, 01:03:59 PM »
Carl and...  well...


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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 01:12:07 PM »
Helmets and Harleys.
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 02:26:22 PM »
tin foil and fillings
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2014, 02:45:52 PM »
Computer technology and my parents.
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2014, 03:29:48 PM »
Crystal clear and pants.
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2014, 03:47:37 PM »
Fat chicks and spandex.
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 07:48:09 PM »
Anchovies and licorice.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 07:54:22 PM »
tin foil and fillings

You beat me to it.



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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2014, 08:34:08 PM »
bologna and favorite daiquiri flavor
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2014, 09:32:04 PM »
Beer and licorice
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2014, 09:33:43 PM »
fingernails and a chalkboard. 
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2014, 10:37:27 PM »
2 ex-wives and I.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2014, 11:19:24 AM »
Fairings and pavement. :redface:
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2014, 11:24:59 AM »
Beer and licorice

#1.  Wrong.

#2.  PETA and Bull roast.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2014, 12:19:38 PM »
County and FJR's
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« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2014, 12:33:18 PM »

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2014, 01:12:22 PM »
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2014, 01:18:27 PM »
County and FJR's


I miss county.  :(


Is he banned here too?


I  think he just hasn't found us yet.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2014, 02:09:23 PM »
Google and roof smut.
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2014, 02:34:29 PM »
oil and water (especially in an engine) 
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2014, 02:35:28 PM »
Middle East and Peace.   :(
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2014, 02:37:34 PM »
Only motorcycle riders know why a dog sticks its head out of a car window.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2014, 02:43:14 PM »
Harley riders and soap
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2014, 02:51:37 PM »
coconut and me.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2014, 03:00:40 PM »
coconut and me.

Put the lime in the coconut.



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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2014, 03:11:23 PM »

Russian bathrooms and privacy


Russia and privacy (period).   :o
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2014, 03:17:46 PM »

Russian bathrooms and privacy


Russia and privacy (period).   :o

United States and privacy.   :willy:

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2014, 04:05:33 PM »
Intestinal discomfort and team meetings.

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2014, 05:27:10 PM »
Intestinal discomfort and team meetings.

Team meetings always give me intestinal discomfort.
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2014, 09:20:57 PM »
shah and fatties


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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2014, 10:42:23 PM »
Shah and Shah
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2014, 11:34:09 AM »
Raj and bikes
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2014, 12:27:29 PM »
Vladimir Putin and Richard Simmons.
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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2014, 12:52:24 PM »
Military and intelligence

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Re: things that don't go together
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2014, 01:15:29 PM »
Raj and bikes

Wow. I forgot about Raj.
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