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THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« on: January 28, 2014, 05:45:44 AM »
Post anything you want in here, even if it belongs in another thread. Anarchy rules.

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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2014, 07:28:36 AM »
Which one should I buy?

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2014, 07:29:55 AM »
Which one should I buy?

And which will give me the biggest case of buyer's remorse?
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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2014, 07:55:17 AM »
Winter sucks but we all know that already.
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2014, 07:56:12 AM »
word
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2014, 07:57:55 AM »
Justin Bieber is a criminal.
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2014, 08:00:59 AM »
He likes sizzurp. 

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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2014, 08:16:07 AM »
Feral cats are Satan's puppets! Die die die!!!!!!
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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2014, 09:20:53 AM »
I approach posting in this thread with great trepidation. For if I post in this thread, it shall reappear with new posts forevermore. If it fails in its quest to be the thread to end all threads thread, I would care not to be reminded of its inadequacies. But if I do not post in this thread, and it is the thread to end all threads thread, I would henceforth be regretful of my lack of participation. Would it be remiss of me for not posting? Would it be remiss of me in posting? You surely can see my quandary here.....
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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2014, 09:28:14 AM »
which oil should I use to break in my new engine and how should I break it in?
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2014, 09:29:31 AM »
which oil should I use to break in my new engine and how should I break it in?

Dino.

Full throttle
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2014, 09:31:15 AM »
which oil should I use to break in my new engine and how should I break it in?

New.

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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2014, 09:41:20 AM »
old school Ed....I like it.
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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2014, 09:52:39 AM »
If the Entropy Lab had internet access, it would applaud this thread, trending to end all threads threads (threads?).

But it doesn't, so it won't.
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2014, 10:09:34 AM »
F'n cops.

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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2014, 11:15:50 AM »
It wuz the best of times
It wuz the worst of times
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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2014, 05:22:12 PM »
Meh.

It's only a re-hash of the post-ho thread.



But... still... I... must... post.
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« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2014, 06:38:22 PM »
Comments in this thread remind me of a meeting I recently attended. 
"The mistake you cannot make is to judge the past through the eyes of the present.  Judge the past on its own terms."  
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« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2014, 08:12:04 PM »
IBA #14938
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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2014, 10:31:16 AM »
Too legit to quit.

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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2014, 10:57:14 AM »
This is the infinithread!!
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« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2014, 11:23:50 AM »
Fecking cyclists.

Why can't cyclists tell the difference between red and green? I mean, most of us stop on red.

Fecking cyclists.
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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2015, 08:31:12 PM »
And here you thought this thread was dead.
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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2015, 08:37:02 PM »
Yer sisters ass.
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« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2015, 08:38:48 PM »
I don't have a sister.

Go kill some goats.
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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2015, 05:46:04 AM »
Why can't cyclists tell the difference between red and green? I mean, most of us stop on red.


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« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2015, 03:30:46 PM »
I'll just leave this here. Please turn out the lights when you're finished.

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Re: THE THREAD TO END ALL THREADS THREAD!!!!
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2015, 03:36:40 PM »
F'n thread.

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« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2015, 03:45:13 PM »
Cucumbers

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« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2015, 04:20:59 PM »
Oh nevermind dammit
sometimes WTF is the appropriate answer

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« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2015, 04:22:19 PM »
I seem to have misplaced my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Has anyone seen it?
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« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2015, 04:48:52 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2015, 05:11:56 PM »
I seem to have misplaced my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Has anyone seen it?
If i were you, i'd check under the toilet seat before getting busy...
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« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2015, 08:22:16 PM »
I seem to have misplaced my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Has anyone seen it?

Cookie has it as a key ring now.
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« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2015, 08:40:00 PM »
I lost that key ring.

You'll know someone has found it when you hear the earth shattering kaboom.
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« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2015, 09:43:28 PM »
With the keys for the bike too.
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« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2015, 03:51:26 AM »
Yep.
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« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2015, 09:27:13 AM »
Ephemeral, eh.
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« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2015, 09:32:59 AM »
I feel a disturbance in the force.
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« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2015, 10:39:14 AM »
Anarchy has no rules.  Like I like.

That's the first rule of Anarchy.
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« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2015, 10:39:51 AM »
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« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2015, 10:44:28 AM »
there was that one incident, and those other two or three "deals", but, you know, it's behind us now and that's all I have to say about that..

the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2015, 12:43:37 PM »
Anarchy has no rules.  Like I like.

That's the first rule of Anarchy.

That's like...deep, man.
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« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2015, 02:47:41 PM »
I like cheese.
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« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2015, 04:04:25 PM »
Smoked Gouda is crack cocaine made to taste like cheese.
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« Reply #49 on: December 09, 2015, 05:01:27 PM »
If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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