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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #300 on: April 05, 2021, 11:36:32 AM »
I am familiar with the floater problem. :-[

I've seen floaters all my life.  Not causing me too much of a problem yet.  However, I can't see the fine gravel in the corners the way I used to an it is starting to slow me down.  The vaccine hasn't helped (or hindered) with that.

know the feeling :(
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #301 on: April 05, 2021, 06:57:14 PM »
If your chip has I heart radio on it,you can blink just the right eye to change channels and just the left to increase volume. Both activates the phone option with free phone number lookup from the friendly people at NSA.
" Can you hear me now?"
NSA " We can hear you everywhere "
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #302 on: April 05, 2021, 08:50:10 PM »
I can only hope whichever chip I get replaces my current party-line with a private one.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #303 on: April 07, 2021, 09:02:00 PM »
My wife says that the vaccine causes pregnancy. I was wondering if the Covid doughnuts were having an effect.
My GPS just told me to turn left, then turn left, then turn left, then turn left.
So if I go too far left do I end up right?

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #304 on: April 08, 2021, 08:30:40 AM »
My wife says that the vaccine causes pregnancy. I was wondering if the Covid doughnuts were having an effect.
There was another group claiming it prevented pregnancy, and possibly sterilized you.
As I read that crap,I understand what a fail the education system and mental health system are in the US.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #305 on: April 10, 2021, 05:33:52 AM »
Well since the virus that was designed to wipe out 3/4 of the population hasn't worked as advertised, sterilization is the next logical step. 

Frankly, I could support a program that required qualifications for procreation. Look what you have to do to get an MC license in Switzerland...  Yet the worst of society are free to create more and more of what will likely become the future's worst of society. I'm a horrible person.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #306 on: April 10, 2021, 08:12:28 AM »
They have indicated that I could be orange.

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #307 on: April 12, 2021, 08:26:03 AM »
 ^Thought provoking article, that makes some valid points to consider. Whether you agree or not though, some of the comments were most entertaining!
old enough to know better

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #308 on: April 12, 2021, 09:29:14 AM »
second shot this morning. Less that 10 minutes from when I got out of my pickup at the vaccination site to when I got back in to leave. super efficient. Of course now my DNA is probably hosed up, but then I'm tired of the same old me so maybe the new version will be better? I do have one question. If the first shot had the tracking transmitter in it what does the second one have?  spare batteries?
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #309 on: April 12, 2021, 10:27:19 AM »
SUPER POWERS BITCHES! ESAD all y'all Muggles.

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #310 on: April 12, 2021, 10:35:03 AM »
Nurse told me that for a small extra fee I could also get heads-up GPS. 
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #311 on: April 12, 2021, 10:36:12 AM »
Nurse told me that for a small extra fee I could also get heads-up GPS.

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #312 on: April 12, 2021, 10:41:07 AM »
Nurse told me that for a small extra fee I could also get heads-up GPS.

That sentence changed meaning in my head really quickly as I was reading it.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #313 on: April 12, 2021, 05:37:21 PM »
After I get my shot and the world has its newly modified DNA,compatible with our alien masters,I will have to brush up on my interlac,so Gort doesn't disintegrate me. Klatu Barrata Nicktu.
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