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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #250 on: February 09, 2021, 12:18:12 PM »
It just dawned on me that the day I get a vaccine, I can get rid of my cell phone. I'll have direct 5G access.  :wings:

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wait till they roll out the movie on demand option that you watch on your retinas, part of the soon to be released entertainment package in the second shot.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #251 on: February 09, 2021, 03:05:49 PM »
It just dawned on me that the day I get a vaccine, I can get rid of my cell phone. I'll have direct 5G access.  :wings:

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wait till they roll out the movie on demand option that you watch on your retinas, part of the soon to be released entertainment package in the second shot.

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #252 on: February 09, 2021, 04:10:43 PM »
Sounds like there may be another side effect to the 5G implant

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian warns COVID-19 Vaccine Turns People Gay

“Do not approach those who have been vaccinated. Because they have microchips, they have been genetically modified,” the message attributed to Tabrizian read.

“[T]hey are outside of the human race, they act like controlled robots, they have lost the gene for faith, morality, and decency, and they have become homosexuals.”
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #253 on: February 09, 2021, 04:15:17 PM »
Whoa.  That changes everything. 
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #254 on: February 09, 2021, 05:40:10 PM »
Whoa.  That changes everything.


It's actually a good result. If Iranians don't get vaccinated they'll be too busy getting covid to work on their atom bombs, and if they do get vaccinated they'll be too busy turd burgling to work on them.

The Israelis won't even need their space laser for that one..  :shrug:
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #255 on: February 10, 2021, 08:12:14 AM »
Sounds like there may be another side effect to the 5G implant

Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian warns COVID-19 Vaccine Turns People Gay

“Do not approach those who have been vaccinated. Because they have microchips, they have been genetically modified,” the message attributed to Tabrizian read.

“[T]hey are outside of the human race, they act like controlled robots, they have lost the gene for faith, morality, and decency, and they have become homosexuals.”



So it will bring out my inner lesbian?  I'm ok with that  8)

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #256 on: February 10, 2021, 08:27:06 AM »
Thats not the vaccine its the Soy.  Silly Iranians.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #257 on: February 22, 2021, 08:30:16 AM »
Climate change activists caused fake snow to fall in Texas to make it look bad. 

No wait, that may be real.  Saw a video on TikTok of kids burning a snowball. 
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #258 on: February 22, 2021, 04:39:21 PM »
They really are under my bed...
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #259 on: February 22, 2021, 06:22:19 PM »
Climate change activists caused fake snow to fall in Texas to make it look bad. 

No wait, that may be real.  Saw a video on TikTok of kids burning a snowball.
Must have been blow over that we have been shoveling here. Maybe I'll try some in a fireplace.
They could have burned the snow to keep warm and to keep the pipes from freezing.
Next up,the pigeons are really NSA drones observing everyone. They have microphones and brain wave reading devices too. And the pine trees are antenna to contact the robot overlords.
Be careful what you say or think,they are watching you.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #260 on: February 23, 2021, 05:16:55 PM »
Not ALL of the pigeons silly. That would be cost prohibitive. But if you genuinely think there has never been a pigeon collection device, you should go to the spy museum sometime. Or don't cuz it's an eye opener for people with no exposure to that world.  And that's just the unclass stuff. The in house agency museums would put a lot of people in tin foil hats and send many running for the hills....allegedly.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #261 on: February 23, 2021, 08:02:59 PM »
Not ALL of the pigeons silly. That would be cost prohibitive. But if you genuinely think there has never been a pigeon collection device, you should go to the spy museum sometime. Or don't cuz it's an eye opener for people with no exposure to that world.  And that's just the unclass stuff. The in house agency museums would put a lot of people in tin foil hats and send many running for the hills....allegedly.
Hence the post,I know of a few things that would shock folks.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #262 on: February 23, 2021, 08:06:01 PM »
Not ALL of the pigeons silly. That would be cost prohibitive. But if you genuinely think there has never been a pigeon collection device, you should go to the spy museum sometime. Or don't cuz it's an eye opener for people with no exposure to that world.  And that's just the unclass stuff. The in house agency museums would put a lot of people in tin foil hats and send many running for the hills....allegedly.
Hence the post,I know of a few things that would shock folks.

I know some dirty jokes that are shocking
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #263 on: February 24, 2021, 08:25:42 AM »
But if you genuinely think there has never been a pigeon collection device, you should go to the spy museum sometime.

No need to go to that trouble. Just go to the local park.

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #264 on: February 24, 2021, 06:36:15 PM »
Ravens are the ones to watch out for. I saw a documentary on Corvids in general and crows and ravens in particular. Trust me they're smarter than half the human population, mate for life which proves they're sado-masochists and can master complex tool use.

I'm tellin' you the little fuckers are just biding their time until they can catch us out.

"Nevermore" indeed

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #265 on: February 24, 2021, 06:39:02 PM »
Ravens are the ones to watch out for. I saw a documentary on Corvids in general and crows and ravens in particular. Trust me they're smarter than half the human population, mate for life which proves they're sado-masochists and can master complex tool use.

I'm tellin' you the little fuckers are just biding their time until they can catch us out.

"Nevermore" indeed

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #266 on: February 24, 2021, 07:29:34 PM »
Ravens are the ones to watch out for. I saw a documentary on Corvids in general and crows and ravens in particular. Trust me they're smarter than half the human population, mate for life which proves they're sado-masochists and can master complex tool use.

I'm tellin' you the little fuckers are just biding their time until they can catch us out.

"Nevermore" indeed

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They remember faces and can tell other corvids "that's the human who was mean to me" and they will remember too.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #267 on: February 25, 2021, 07:38:50 AM »
Ravens are the ones to watch out for. I saw a documentary on Corvids in general and crows and ravens in particular. Trust me they're smarter than half the human population, mate for life which proves they're sado-masochists and can master complex tool use.

I'm tellin' you the little fuckers are just biding their time until they can catch us out.

"Nevermore" indeed

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #268 on: February 25, 2021, 08:39:20 AM »
Ravens are the ones to watch out for. I saw a documentary on Corvids in general and crows and ravens in particular. Trust me they're smarter than half the human population, mate for life which proves they're sado-masochists and can master complex tool use.

I'm tellin' you the little fuckers are just biding their time until they can catch us out.

"Nevermore" indeed

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #269 on: February 25, 2021, 08:46:23 AM »
There's one main difference between a raven and a crow. One has one more pinion feather than the other (can't remember which). So, the difference is just a matter of a pinion.

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #270 on: February 25, 2021, 09:07:17 AM »
My buddy sent me links on Tuesday telling me that he government controls the weather.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #271 on: February 25, 2021, 09:13:41 AM »
My buddy sent me links on Tuesday telling me that he government controls the weather.

Did he say what department? I'd like to order a couple feet of snow for our little ski hill
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #272 on: February 25, 2021, 09:13:49 AM »
My buddy sent me links on Tuesday telling me that he government controls the weather.
It be them there contrails, and those aren't satellite dishes ,they are microwave emitters to heat the sky.
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #273 on: February 25, 2021, 10:53:01 AM »
My buddy sent me links on Tuesday telling me that he government controls the weather.

Nothing new.  My grandfather told me they started doing that in the 1950s. 

I was surprised he fell for crap like that.

We all know the weather is controlled by oil companies. 
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #274 on: February 25, 2021, 01:20:33 PM »
I know who can't control the weather...

...RDoug  8)

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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #275 on: February 25, 2021, 01:51:50 PM »
I know who can't control the weather...

...RDoug  8)

It controls him. Sends him where rain is needed 
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #276 on: February 25, 2021, 03:15:45 PM »
I know who can't control the weather...

...RDoug  8)
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Re: How about a conspiracy theory thread?
« Reply #277 on: February 25, 2021, 10:09:14 PM »
I've had enough of rain for this year. The cold and damp is hell on my arthritis, can you have the Gub'ment warm it up a little please?

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