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Offline FJR1300

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How To Piss Off Your Friends
« on: January 16, 2014, 04:20:42 PM »
FB Hottie was calling me old because I can't go out and party on a work night and because I'm working the next 26 days in a row... that's pretty much any night for the foreseeable future.

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Offline FB Hottie

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Re: How To Piss Off Your Friends
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2014, 04:30:11 PM »
Just trying to build up "you're" confidence a little so you could shake the old lady for a night and have some fun...  Stay at home and watch Wheel of Fortune and drink your Ensure.  I'm sure I'll find someone who will want to party with this ginger!

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Re: How To Piss Off Your Friends
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2014, 04:32:42 PM »
Busted!
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

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Re: How To Piss Off Your Friends
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2014, 04:33:10 PM »
Just trying to build up "you're" confidence a little so you could shake the old lady for a night and have some fun...  Stay at home and watch Wheel of Fortune and drink your Ensure.  I'm sure I'll find someone who will want to party with this ginger!

I've told you... Wheel of Fortune comes on too late for me to watch.

Damn young kids... no respect for their elders.

Offline Scratch

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Re: How To Piss Off Your Friends
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2014, 04:41:22 PM »
"you're" confidence

Tell her you've dated better looking Grammar Nazis.

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Re: How To Piss Off Your Friends
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2014, 05:14:47 PM »
Tell her you've dated better looking Grammar Nazis.

Dude... do you remember seeing the picture of her cleaning one of her guns? No way I'm saying that because she is a ginger and they've been known to be hot-headed.  :lol:

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Re: How To Piss Off Your Friends
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2014, 05:51:00 PM »
You could always take the whip me, beat me, make me write hot checks approach.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

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Re: How To Piss Off Your Friends
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2014, 06:03:31 PM »
I'm sure I'll find someone who will want to party with this ginger!

I don't think anyone likes gingers.

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Re: How To Piss Off Your Friends
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2014, 07:33:54 PM »
I'll do it!
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.