Ive had it with the cold.
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada. Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's. They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning. 6.
Now its ARTIC AIR causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather. Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing. This means I pushed this stuff back in my head. Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life. Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years. My emotional age is 20. Explains a lot.
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here?? They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round.
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds. I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi". Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off. I mean, seriously? What would it have cost? Another 10 million for the roof? assholes.
And fuck New Jersey.
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium? Fuck you Atlanta.
the cold should stay where it belongs-those square states in the Midwest.