The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed) NSFW

[Stripes]

So you hate yourself?!

[kneescrubber]

So you hate yourself?!

Says the guy with an creepy avatar.

[Stripes]

Cablebandit made that special, for me!

[kneescrubber]

Cablebandit made that special, for me!

Yes, yes; we all know, it's all about you.

[Stripes]

It is. The world owes me a fucking living.

[kneescrubber]

It is. The world owes me a fucking living.

And judging by your incessant chest beating about retiring in the next couple of years at the tender age of 40-something, I'd say the world has paid its debt pretty quickly to you. Congratulations. 

[Stripes]

Thanks! I've earned everything that I have. No hand outs here.

[mxvet57]

What a fucken soap opera.

[kneescrubber]

Just poking the stick. 


He's so sensitive.

[Stripes]

I'm not sensitive. I thought that we were quoting Blazing Saddles lines. You freaked out when I quoted the "I like rape" line.

[Cablebandit]

The ignore function is a wonderful thing. To bad it doesn't work on Tapatalk.

[Stripes]

Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

[Formerly Known as Bigfoot]

Looks like we're back on ST.n

[Cookie]

I'm not terribly fond of brussel sprouts.

[Flyer]

LOVE them!
I ate a big bowl of 'em, grilled with olive oil and garlic, last night.
It pisses the Missus that there are no opening windows in this hotel room!

[Cookie]

Should I visit again in the future, may I try them?

[CLAY]

Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

    

[Cookie]

Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

    

Hey Clay, what do you think about that Stripes guy? Did you see he's trying to sell that POS Triumph for like 3 grand?

[Stripes]

Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

    

Hey Clay, what do you think about that Stripes guy? Did you see he's trying to sell that POS Triumph for like 3 grand?

   If I still have it in the spring the price will go back to $4000 or $4500! But I heard thst I'm a dick!

[Stripes]

...that POS Triumph...

Pieces of shit really piss me off.

[kneescrubber]

I'm not sensitive. I thought that we were quoting Blazing Saddles lines. You freaked out when I quoted the "I like rape" line.

Oops. I totally forgot about that line. Sorry.

[satxbonneville]

Since Metaluna was destroyed I can't get replacement parts for my Interociter. F'cking Zagons. I used to be able to get a lot of the parts I needed from some guy calling himself "The Professor". Oddly, they were made out of coconuts and other tropical fruits.

Also, I need a set of leathers for my mutant. Is anybody selling a set that might fit it? He's 6'3" and weighs about 250 pounds, but a lot of that weight is in his head.

[Stripes]

I'm not sensitive. I thought that we were quoting Blazing Saddles lines. You freaked out when I quoted the "I like rape" line.

Oops. I totally forgot about that line. Sorry.

No worries. I just assumed that everybody remembered it! Cheers

[CLAY]

Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

    

Hey Clay, what do you think about that Stripes guy? Did you see he's trying to sell that POS Triumph for like 3 grand?

Totally.  Kind of a douche move, but hey, whatevs.     

[coucours grad]

Non refundable deposits piss me off.


Just call it a service entry fee and be done with it.

[mxvet57]

F#*@n winter. I am tired of this winter. Another 3 inches of snow and when i got it cleared another f#*@n inch of the white shit fell and now the winds are gusting at 35 mph and now i have a 2 foot high drift covering half my driveway. Should be completely covered by morning.

[Stripes]

F#*@n winter. I am tired of this winter. Another 3 inches of snow and when i got it cleared another f#*@n inch of the white shit fell and now the winds are gusting at 35 mph and now i have a 2 foot high drift covering half my driveway. Should be completely covered by morning.

I hear you. I'm in the same boat. It sucks. We got spoiled the past 10 years w/ mild winters.

[satxbonneville]

Another week of schizo winter weather in Texas...otherwise known as business as usual. Note the nice strong north wind component today...carrying all that lovely fucking cedar (actually Ashe Juniper) pollen into town which is why I've been up since 4:30 sneezing non-stop with my nose running like a firehose.

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[M.Brane]

 The deciduous trees are already getting their leaves back here.

[mxvet57]

I hate when i run out of ink on the printer.

[Cablebandit]

I hate when i run out of ink on the printer.

I'm sure Amazon still has ribbons.

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[Cookie]

I hate when i run out of ink on the printer.

I'm sure Amazon still has ribbons.

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[Cookie]

No, seriously......

[bomber]

I'm not terribly fond of brussel sprouts.

I developed a rule of thumb wrt edibles when I was about 4 years old . . . . if our Boxer stud, Schnapps, wouldn't eat something, neither would I.

Brussel sprouts . . . Schnapps would have no truck with em . . . . . . good advice, I say.

[Cookie]

Schnapps.  Good dog. Good name for a dog.  Arf.

[bomber]

I used to think he was my dog.

I now realize that I was his boy.

[Mac]

It really pisses me off that dogs have such a short lifespan.

[bomber]

s'trooth -- but they fit a whole lot of living and love into the short span. . . . .

[squeezer]

Ape-hanger handlebars. I mean, seriously, wtf? Why not just wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm a fucking moron who doesn't actually ride much?" Because, you know, that's what everyone who does ride is thinking when they see you.

[viffergyrl]

Ape-hanger handlebars. I mean, seriously, wtf? Why not just wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm a fucking moron who doesn't actually ride much?" Because, you know, that's what everyone who does ride is thinking when they see you.

There's a lot of those where M.Brane and I live. Roar up a neighborhood street, decelerate. It all says 'douchbag'. Or rather 'DOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCHEbaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg'.

[M.Brane]

Ape-hanger handlebars. I mean, seriously, wtf? Why not just wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm a fucking moron who doesn't actually ride much?" Because, you know, that's what everyone who does ride is thinking when they see you.

There's a lot of those where M.Brane and I live. Roar up a neighborhood street, decelerate. It all says 'douchbag'. Or rather 'DOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCHEbaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg'.

 Don't forget to blip the throttle repeatedly as you coast to a stop, and do it all again at the next block. Avoid making turns whenever possible since the bars are so high you have to take your outside hand off.

[Mac]

I saw a guy in Ga riding a HD bagger with big ass apes. Never seen that before.


Ape hangers on a bagger, not a HD owner actually riding his HD, although I could understand the confusion.

[Scottzilla]

Ive had it with the cold. 
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada.  Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's.  They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning.  6. 
Now its ARTIC AIR  causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather.  Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing.  This means I pushed this stuff back in my head.  Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life.  Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years.  My emotional age is 20.  Explains a lot.
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here??  They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round. 
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds.  I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi".    Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off.  I mean, seriously?  What would it have cost?  Another 10 million for the roof?  assholes.
And fuck New Jersey. 
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium?  Fuck you Atlanta.
the cold should stay where it belongs-those square states in the Midwest.   

[bomber]

Ive had it with the cold. 
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada.  Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's.  They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning.  6. 
Now its ARTIC AIR  causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather.  Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing.  This means I pushed this stuff back in my head.  Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life.  Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years.  My emotional age is 20.  Explains a lot.
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here??  They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round. 
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds.  I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi".    Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off.  I mean, seriously?  What would it have cost?  Another 10 million for the roof?  assholes.
And fuck New Jersey. 
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium?  Fuck you Atlanta.
the cold should stay where it belongs-those square states in the Midwest.   

This post makes me smile.

[cultureslayer]

Ive had it with the cold. 
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada.  Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's.  They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning.  6. 
Now its ARTIC AIR  causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather.  Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing.  This means I pushed this stuff back in my head.  Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life.  Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years.  My emotional age is 20.  Explains a lot.
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here??  They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round. 
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds.  I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi".    Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off.  I mean, seriously?  What would it have cost?  Another 10 million for the roof?  assholes.
And fuck New Jersey. 
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium?  Fuck you Atlanta.
the cold should stay where it belongs-those square states in the Midwest.   

Move to NC.  If there is any snow at all everyone freaks the F out and everything is closed until it melts.  Or farther south.  I'm from SC and only remember it snowing once as a kid.  Maybe twice.

[Cablebandit]

Reading it with that ridiculous New Yawk accent makes it that much more amusing.

[Scottzilla]

Ive had it with the cold. 
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada.  Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's.  They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning.  6. 
Now its ARTIC AIR  causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather.  Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing.  This means I pushed this stuff back in my head.  Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life.  Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years.  My emotional age is 20.  Explains a lot.
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here??  They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round. 
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds.  I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi".    Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off.  I mean, seriously?  What would it have cost?  Another 10 million for the roof?  assholes.
And fuck New Jersey. 
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium?  Fuck you Atlanta.
the cold should stay where it belongs-those square states in the Midwest.   

Move to NC.  If there is any snow at all everyone freaks the F out and everything is closed until it melts.  Or farther south.  I'm from SC and only remember it snowing once as a kid.  Maybe twice.

fuck N. Carolina.

[Cookie]

Why?

[cultureslayer]

Move to NC.  If there is any snow at all everyone freaks the F out and everything is closed until it melts.  Or farther south.  I'm from SC and only remember it snowing once as a kid.  Maybe twice.

fuck N. Carolina.

Not hating yourself over the cold for most of the year might kill you.   

[Scottzilla]

Move to NC.  If there is any snow at all everyone freaks the F out and everything is closed until it melts.  Or farther south.  I'm from SC and only remember it snowing once as a kid.  Maybe twice.

fuck N. Carolina.

Not hating yourself over the cold for most of the year might kill you.   

I can handle it.