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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #100 on: January 24, 2014, 08:22:38 PM »
So you hate yourself?!
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #101 on: January 24, 2014, 08:26:50 PM »
So you hate yourself?!

Says the guy with an creepy avatar.
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« Reply #102 on: January 24, 2014, 08:28:09 PM »
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« Reply #103 on: January 24, 2014, 08:32:17 PM »
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« Reply #104 on: January 24, 2014, 08:33:30 PM »
It is. The world owes me a fucking living.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #105 on: January 24, 2014, 08:37:15 PM »
It is. The world owes me a fucking living.

And judging by your incessant chest beating about retiring in the next couple of years at the tender age of 40-something, I'd say the world has paid its debt pretty quickly to you. Congratulations.  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #106 on: January 24, 2014, 08:39:46 PM »
Thanks! I've earned everything that I have. No hand outs here.
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« Reply #107 on: January 24, 2014, 08:46:11 PM »
What a fucken soap opera.
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« Reply #108 on: January 24, 2014, 09:27:05 PM »
Just poking the stick.  :pokestick:


He's so sensitive.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #109 on: January 24, 2014, 09:44:49 PM »
I'm not sensitive. I thought that we were quoting Blazing Saddles lines. You freaked out when I quoted the "I like rape" line.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #110 on: January 24, 2014, 09:45:48 PM »
The ignore function is a wonderful thing. To bad it doesn't work on Tapatalk.

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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #111 on: January 24, 2014, 09:58:20 PM »
Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.
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« Reply #112 on: January 25, 2014, 04:27:21 AM »
Looks like we're back on ST.n
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« Reply #113 on: January 25, 2014, 07:01:20 AM »
I'm not terribly fond of brussel sprouts.
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« Reply #114 on: January 25, 2014, 07:09:19 AM »
LOVE them!
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« Reply #115 on: January 25, 2014, 07:13:54 AM »
Should I visit again in the future, may I try them?
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #116 on: January 25, 2014, 07:33:45 AM »
Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

 :lol:   :facepalm:
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« Reply #117 on: January 25, 2014, 07:56:15 AM »
Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

 :lol:   :facepalm:

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« Reply #118 on: January 25, 2014, 07:59:21 AM »
Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

 :lol:   :facepalm:

Hey Clay, what do you think about that Stripes guy? Did you see he's trying to sell that POS Triumph for like 3 grand?

 :rolf:  If I still have it in the spring the price will go back to $4000 or $4500! But I heard thst I'm a dick!
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« Reply #119 on: January 25, 2014, 08:16:38 AM »
...that POS Triumph...

Pieces of shit really piss me off.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #120 on: January 25, 2014, 08:28:38 AM »
I'm not sensitive. I thought that we were quoting Blazing Saddles lines. You freaked out when I quoted the "I like rape" line.

Oops. I totally forgot about that line. Sorry.
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« Reply #121 on: January 25, 2014, 08:42:20 AM »
Since Metaluna was destroyed I can't get replacement parts for my Interociter. F'cking Zagons. I used to be able to get a lot of the parts I needed from some guy calling himself "The Professor". Oddly, they were made out of coconuts and other tropical fruits.

Also, I need a set of leathers for my mutant. Is anybody selling a set that might fit it? He's 6'3" and weighs about 250 pounds, but a lot of that weight is in his head.

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« Reply #122 on: January 25, 2014, 08:58:49 AM »
I'm not sensitive. I thought that we were quoting Blazing Saddles lines. You freaked out when I quoted the "I like rape" line.

Oops. I totally forgot about that line. Sorry.

No worries. I just assumed that everybody remembered it! Cheers
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« Reply #123 on: January 26, 2014, 08:29:41 PM »
Cowards piss me off. Or people who talk smack about you to everyone or while hiding behind their keyboards but when they're in the same room or at an event w/ lots of other people around they don't say anything about the person to the person.

 :lol:   :facepalm:

Hey Clay, what do you think about that Stripes guy? Did you see he's trying to sell that POS Triumph for like 3 grand?

Totally.  Kind of a douche move, but hey, whatevs.     :bigok:
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #124 on: January 26, 2014, 08:33:48 PM »
Non refundable deposits piss me off.


Just call it a service entry fee and be done with it.




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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #125 on: January 26, 2014, 10:43:10 PM »
F#*@n winter. I am tired of this winter. Another 3 inches of snow and when i got it cleared another f#*@n inch of the white shit fell and now the winds are gusting at 35 mph and now i have a 2 foot high drift covering half my driveway. Should be completely covered by morning.
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« Reply #126 on: January 26, 2014, 10:58:30 PM »
F#*@n winter. I am tired of this winter. Another 3 inches of snow and when i got it cleared another f#*@n inch of the white shit fell and now the winds are gusting at 35 mph and now i have a 2 foot high drift covering half my driveway. Should be completely covered by morning.

I hear you. I'm in the same boat. It sucks. We got spoiled the past 10 years w/ mild winters.
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« Reply #127 on: January 27, 2014, 06:16:07 AM »
Another week of schizo winter weather in Texas...otherwise known as business as usual. Note the nice strong north wind component today...carrying all that lovely fucking cedar (actually Ashe Juniper) pollen into town which is why I've been up since 4:30 sneezing non-stop with my nose running like a firehose.

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« Reply #128 on: January 27, 2014, 11:12:08 PM »
 The deciduous trees are already getting their leaves back here.

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« Reply #129 on: January 28, 2014, 07:56:17 AM »
I hate when i run out of ink on the printer.
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« Reply #130 on: January 28, 2014, 08:05:43 AM »
I hate when i run out of ink on the printer.


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« Reply #131 on: January 28, 2014, 08:20:29 AM »
I hate when i run out of ink on the printer.


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« Reply #132 on: January 28, 2014, 08:22:58 AM »
No, seriously...... :rolf:
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« Reply #133 on: January 28, 2014, 10:02:33 AM »
I'm not terribly fond of brussel sprouts.

I developed a rule of thumb wrt edibles when I was about 4 years old . . . . if our Boxer stud, Schnapps, wouldn't eat something, neither would I.

Brussel sprouts . . . Schnapps would have no truck with em . . . . . . good advice, I say.
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« Reply #134 on: January 28, 2014, 10:16:05 AM »
Schnapps.  Good dog. Good name for a dog.  Arf.
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« Reply #135 on: January 28, 2014, 10:20:46 AM »
I used to think he was my dog.

I now realize that I was his boy.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #136 on: January 28, 2014, 03:14:39 PM »
It really pisses me off that dogs have such a short lifespan.
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« Reply #137 on: January 28, 2014, 04:51:08 PM »
s'trooth -- but they fit a whole lot of living and love into the short span. . . . .
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« Reply #138 on: January 29, 2014, 06:30:54 PM »
Ape-hanger handlebars. I mean, seriously, wtf? Why not just wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm a fucking moron who doesn't actually ride much?" Because, you know, that's what everyone who does ride is thinking when they see you.
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« Reply #139 on: January 29, 2014, 07:14:32 PM »
Ape-hanger handlebars. I mean, seriously, wtf? Why not just wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm a fucking moron who doesn't actually ride much?" Because, you know, that's what everyone who does ride is thinking when they see you.

There's a lot of those where M.Brane and I live. Roar up a neighborhood street, decelerate. It all says 'douchbag'. Or rather 'DOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCHEbaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg'.
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« Reply #140 on: January 29, 2014, 08:58:45 PM »
Ape-hanger handlebars. I mean, seriously, wtf? Why not just wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm a fucking moron who doesn't actually ride much?" Because, you know, that's what everyone who does ride is thinking when they see you.

There's a lot of those where M.Brane and I live. Roar up a neighborhood street, decelerate. It all says 'douchbag'. Or rather 'DOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCHEbaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg'.

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« Reply #141 on: January 30, 2014, 01:14:28 PM »
I saw a guy in Ga riding a HD bagger with big ass apes. Never seen that before.


Ape hangers on a bagger, not a HD owner actually riding his HD, although I could understand the confusion.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #142 on: January 30, 2014, 01:55:11 PM »
Ive had it with the cold. 
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada.  Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's.  They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning.  6. 
Now its ARTIC AIR  causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather.  Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing.  This means I pushed this stuff back in my head.  Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life.  Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years.  My emotional age is 20.  Explains a lot. ;)
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here??  They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round. 
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds.  I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi".    Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off.  I mean, seriously?  What would it have cost?  Another 10 million for the roof?  assholes.
And fuck New Jersey. 
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium?  Fuck you Atlanta.
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #143 on: January 30, 2014, 02:04:09 PM »
Ive had it with the cold. 
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada.  Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's.  They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning.  6. 
Now its ARTIC AIR  causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather.  Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing.  This means I pushed this stuff back in my head.  Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life.  Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years.  My emotional age is 20.  Explains a lot. ;)
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here??  They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round. 
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds.  I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi".    Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off.  I mean, seriously?  What would it have cost?  Another 10 million for the roof?  assholes.
And fuck New Jersey. 
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium?  Fuck you Atlanta.
the cold should stay where it belongs-those square states in the Midwest.   

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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #144 on: January 30, 2014, 02:16:45 PM »
Ive had it with the cold. 
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada.  Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's.  They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning.  6. 
Now its ARTIC AIR  causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather.  Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing.  This means I pushed this stuff back in my head.  Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life.  Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years.  My emotional age is 20.  Explains a lot. ;)
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here??  They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round. 
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds.  I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi".    Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off.  I mean, seriously?  What would it have cost?  Another 10 million for the roof?  assholes.
And fuck New Jersey. 
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium?  Fuck you Atlanta.
the cold should stay where it belongs-those square states in the Midwest.   
Move to NC.  If there is any snow at all everyone freaks the F out and everything is closed until it melts.  Or farther south.  I'm from SC and only remember it snowing once as a kid.  Maybe twice.
Lauren

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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #145 on: January 30, 2014, 02:19:55 PM »
Reading it with that ridiculous New Yawk accent makes it that much more amusing.

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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #146 on: January 30, 2014, 03:15:57 PM »
Ive had it with the cold. 
Its been so fucking cold they aren't even blaming Canada.  Usually, the "Canadian air mass" is the culprit for it dropping into the 20's.  They like to use this Canada bullshit in the fall too, like when it's still 70 and beautiful out but next week watch out-"The Canadian air mass" is coming...
It was 6 this morning.  6. 
Now its ARTIC AIR  causing all the cold.
As i'm waiting for my body to finally give in and succumb to the flu after fighting it since goddam Halloween, it occurred to me that I have virtually no positive memories of cold weather.  Sure, I remember a few Christmas mornings and shit like that but for the most part-nothing.  This means I pushed this stuff back in my head.  Nov-April pretty much sucks weather-wise, I blocked half my life.  Maybe this is the key to why i'm crazy; i've been suppressing half my life all these years.  My emotional age is 20.  Explains a lot. ;)
I was watching "House Hunters Hawaii" and wondering wft i'm still doing here??  They wear shorts and flip-flops all year round. 
as much as I hate the cold I was hoping "The Big Game" got hit with sub-freezing temps and high winds.  I was hoping it got so cold Bruno Mars literally collapses and dies on stage and the Chili Peppers have to gut him and get inside his still warm corpse to survive like Han Solo did in "Retun of the Jedi".    Fuck NY for building a BILLION DOLLAR stadium and leaving the roof off.  I mean, seriously?  What would it have cost?  Another 10 million for the roof?  assholes.
And fuck New Jersey. 
Doesn't Atlanta have a domed stadium?  Fuck you Atlanta.
the cold should stay where it belongs-those square states in the Midwest.   
Move to NC.  If there is any snow at all everyone freaks the F out and everything is closed until it melts.  Or farther south.  I'm from SC and only remember it snowing once as a kid.  Maybe twice.


fuck N. Carolina.

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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #147 on: January 30, 2014, 03:16:43 PM »
Why?
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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #148 on: January 30, 2014, 03:58:36 PM »
Move to NC.  If there is any snow at all everyone freaks the F out and everything is closed until it melts.  Or farther south.  I'm from SC and only remember it snowing once as a kid.  Maybe twice.


fuck N. Carolina.
Not hating yourself over the cold for most of the year might kill you.   :P
Lauren

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Re: The Rant thread, what pisses you off? (no politics or religion allowed)
« Reply #149 on: January 30, 2014, 04:01:45 PM »
Move to NC.  If there is any snow at all everyone freaks the F out and everything is closed until it melts.  Or farther south.  I'm from SC and only remember it snowing once as a kid.  Maybe twice.


fuck N. Carolina.
Not hating yourself over the cold for most of the year might kill you.   :P


I can handle it.