Let's see...in just plain ol' life in general and not in any particular order...
1. Litterbugs. If it were legal to kill someone for littering, I'd have a body count racked up to rival the Reverend Jim Jones.
2. Inconsiderate smokers. Stop flinging your butts out on the road. And see #1 above while your at it. Keep that shit to yourself/your car/your house.
3. V-Twin riding asswipes with straight pipes...at 5am. Yeah we get it. Your a real badass...
4. Slob hunters....assholes who shoot at birds out of range, hunt from the road and are too lazy to stalk the game or hike into an area. You make the rest of us look bad.
5. Bad customer service. Bike dealership, cable company, fucking dishwasher repair shop...whatever. Don't want my business?? Fuck you, and I'll take my money elsewhere.
(Take note Lasher Dodge, Elk Grove, CA. Your service department sucks donkey balls. And that's why we're no longer a customer.)
6. Tailgaters. I'd like to kill them as well.
7. The lack of proper play clock management by Jim Harbaugh and the 49ers....
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK....the clock is RUNNING guys. Oh goodie...use ANOTHER timeout because you couldn't get the play to Kap in under 40 fucking seconds.
8. The local intersection of South Land Park Drive, Del Rio Road, and Sutterville Road. The left turn lights NEVER turn green for a bike. Ever.
Now as far as work is concerned....
1. Application developers who submit last minute work requests on Friday for some bullshit updates on Saturday night. And they've known about the updates a month in advance.
2. Application developers who CANNOT COMMUNICATE CLEARLY IN GODDAMN FREAKING BASIC ENGLISH.
3. Anyone who fails to realize that Office has a wonderful invention called the speelcheker...otherwise known as a spellchecker.
4. The software updates that are pushed to our company laptops damn near every week and end up screwing SOMETHING up. Every time.
5. Microsoft Windows.