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All cats are Nazis
« on: January 16, 2014, 02:00:29 PM »
Nazis: take over weaker people's territories
Cats: ditto

Nazis: be cruel to your victims
Cats: ditto

Nazis: sadism is good
Cats: ditto


Discuss.
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2014, 02:18:33 PM »
Are all Nazis cats?

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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2014, 02:22:13 PM »
Does that include spelling Nazis?
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2014, 02:22:54 PM »
Nazis: take over weaker people's territories
Cats: ditto

Nazis: be cruel to your victims
Cats: ditto

Nazis: sadism is good
Cats: ditto


Discuss.


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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2014, 02:23:07 PM »
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2014, 02:27:34 PM »
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2014, 02:40:18 PM »
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2014, 03:06:45 PM »
you may be on to something, this one invaded and now occupies my garage. I never noticed the hitler moustache before???

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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2014, 03:17:18 PM »
Are all Nazis cats?

a very strong probability. both like preening themselves and wearing black leather.
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2014, 03:44:49 PM »
Are all Nazis cats?

a very strong probability. both like preening themselves and wearing black leather.

Not in the summer.  Too sweaty.  :D
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2014, 04:33:40 PM »
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2014, 05:21:27 PM »
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2014, 05:33:18 PM »
Do cats commit the cowardly act of suicide while barricaded in a bunker?  If so, then yes.

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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2014, 04:47:36 PM »
Katzen?

Nazi?

Nein.

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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2014, 04:52:47 PM »
Sorry.  Let the thread continue.

Cats are abominations. Burn them like you would books.
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2014, 04:56:06 PM »
Sorry.  Let the thread continue.

Cats are abominations. Burn them like you would books.
Isn't that what the Nazis said and did?  :headscratch:
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2014, 04:57:22 PM »
Stupid cats. Stupid cat threads.
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2014, 05:02:12 PM »
Sorry.  Let the thread continue.

Cats are abominations. Burn them like Clay's backyard grill.


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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2014, 06:40:01 AM »
Nazis: take over weaker people's territories
Cats: ditto

Nazis: be cruel to your victims
Cats: ditto

Nazis: sadism is good
Cats: ditto


Discuss.

I think you're just whining because the Germans been kicking your ass for 1500 years.

The Welsh were the original "Run away! Run away! crew back when the Saxons (i.e. Krauts) chased you to the Eastern shores of the big island.

On that note, be proud that the Welsh are considered to be the true native English.

"You got your Saxon in my Anglo! No, your Anglo is in my Saxon!

Then some refugees from the German invasion got all tied up with the French, came back and turned it all into one giant feudal English territorial clusterfuck.

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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2014, 06:49:42 AM »
not completely, but who cares?

Recently released secret documents from the Ministry of Defence show that there was an attempt to train animals to use in war, to avoid loss of human life.

A number of cats were trained to fly Spitfires. At first, this didn't go well because the cats didn't like being shot at.
The cats were then given a lecture in easy to understand cat language about why we were g=fighting the nazis and how dreadful the Nazis were. The cats were astonished when they heard what the Nazis were doing and readily agreed to fight, rather than run away.
The next morning the entire squadron took off and flew to Germany. And promptly changed sides, as they found Nazi ideals and practices chimed rather well with their own way of thinking.

Next week, the story of the battleship crewed entirely by Hippos.
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2014, 08:26:56 AM »
Next week, the story of the battleship crewed entirely by Hippos.

Dancing, tutu-clad hippos?

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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2014, 10:08:12 AM »
My Greycoat contemplating torture and extermination of a species.

Must have Final Solution for Squirrels.

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Re: All cats are Nazis
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My Greycoat contemplating torture and extermination of a species.

Must have Final Solution for Squirrels.

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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2014, 11:25:17 AM »
My dog had a penchant for squirrel chasing.  I do find them amusing little animals though.  And proof there is no "god".  Nothing with a supreme intellect would give squirrels and rabbits the IQ to run away from cars and giant car destroying deer the stand still defense mechanism.   :rolf:
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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2014, 08:36:06 PM »
My Greycoat contemplating torture and extermination of a species.

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Re: All cats are Nazis
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2014, 08:47:43 PM »
My Greycoat contemplating torture and extermination of a species.

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