Author Topic: What did you learn today? (Read 300270 times)

squeezer · « **Reply #200 on:** May 23, 2014, 12:23:55 PM »

Quote from: sodapop6620 on May 23, 2014, 07:03:10 AM

Bonnie and Clyde Ambushed and Killed (1934)
Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were notorious robbers who went on a 21-month crime spree in the central US from 1932 to 1934. They captivated Americans during the "public enemy era" and continue to do so today through films and songs. Betrayed by a friend, Bonnie and Clyde were tracked, ambushed, and killed on a desolate stretch of Louisiana highway by a posse of officers using armor-piercing rounds. Though remembered primarily as bank robbers, Bonnie and Clyde actually preferred to rob what?

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Bonnie+and+Clyde

The guy who set up the ambush had a freakin' amazing life. Check out Frank Hamer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Hamer

Cookie · « **Reply #201 on:** May 23, 2014, 12:57:28 PM »

Naked house cleaning is invigorating.

Here. Let me get that for ya.

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Napper · « **Reply #202 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:12:19 PM »

When you unstrap the 50 pounds of crap you've been toting around, a pack mule suddenly becomes a rambunctious colt.

Mac · « **Reply #203 on:** May 23, 2014, 05:59:52 PM »

Quote from: bluepoof on May 21, 2014, 11:08:35 PM

Quote from: mxvet57 on May 21, 2014, 10:05:31 PM
Is the clock white to?

No, that's what should be tipping people off that I'm not the law.

That and you're 4 feet tall.

bluepoof · « **Reply #204 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Mac on May 23, 2014, 05:59:52 PM

That and you're 4 feet tall.

Ah, but I am towering and intimidating when astride my gigantic Ninja 250!

kneescrubber · « **Reply #205 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:39:20 PM »

I can be a heartless ass sometimes.

Sorry.

Cookie · « **Reply #206 on:** May 24, 2014, 04:14:54 AM »

Quote from: kneescrubber on May 23, 2014, 08:39:20 PM

I can be a heartless ass sometimes.

Sorry.

Dick.

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Flyer · « **Reply #207 on:** May 24, 2014, 04:28:47 AM »

Quote from: kneescrubber on May 23, 2014, 08:39:20 PM

I can be a heartless ass sometimes.

The world is overpopulated with heartless asses, but you are ours!

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #208 on:** May 24, 2014, 05:04:45 AM »

Me. I've been a petty minded wanker.

coucours grad · « **Reply #209 on:** May 24, 2014, 09:54:18 AM »

Rear Disc brakes on a 2000 Chevy Silverado are a pita to replace and poorly engineered....

Another reason not to buy GM !

stew71 · « **Reply #210 on:** May 27, 2014, 02:33:20 PM »

The average lifespan of a coffee maker in our office is about 2 months. Number 3 died last Friday after only a few weeks of service.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #211 on:** May 27, 2014, 03:44:36 PM »

You need to buy better coffee.

stew71 · « **Reply #212 on:** May 27, 2014, 05:39:24 PM »

Or buy better coffee makers.

Flyer · « **Reply #213 on:** May 27, 2014, 05:47:24 PM »

Quote from: stew71 on May 27, 2014, 05:39:24 PM

Or buy better coffee makers.

A canny boss would equip and hire a sweet barista!
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kneescrubber · « **Reply #214 on:** May 27, 2014, 06:39:17 PM »

Quote from: Flyer on May 27, 2014, 05:47:24 PM

Quote from: stew71 on May 27, 2014, 05:39:24 PM
Or buy better coffee makers.

A canny boss would equip and hire a sweet barista!
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I don't see much work getting done there.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #215 on:** May 27, 2014, 08:23:38 PM »

Quote from: kneescrubber on May 27, 2014, 06:39:17 PM

Quote from: Flyer on May 27, 2014, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: stew71 on May 27, 2014, 05:39:24 PM
Or buy better coffee makers.

A canny boss would equip and hire a sweet barista!
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I don't see much work getting done there.

You or her?

Cablebandit · « **Reply #216 on:** May 28, 2014, 04:26:42 PM »

She looks plenty "canny"

bedlamite · « **Reply #217 on:** May 28, 2014, 05:22:37 PM »

I learned that vegetarian Haggis exists:

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bluepoof · « **Reply #218 on:** May 28, 2014, 05:38:53 PM »

I learned how to kill my blogs with fire and then reinstall Wordpress to try to get rid of this month's hacker infestation. Such a PITA.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #219 on:** May 28, 2014, 06:09:00 PM »

I learned nothing today.

stew71 · « **Reply #220 on:** May 28, 2014, 07:21:34 PM »

Quote from: mxvet57 on May 28, 2014, 06:09:00 PM

I learned nothing today.

Slacker.

kneescrubber · « **Reply #221 on:** May 28, 2014, 08:01:39 PM »

If your body is accustomed to a daily half hour stretching regimen for the legs and back; taking 3 days off is not a good idea.

Papa Lazarou · « **Reply #222 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:45:55 PM »

I learned stuff that I already knew but hadn't taken serious notice of.

My wife hates me riding a bike.
Holding on just makes it stink more.
However famous you are/ were, you are not immune to crap.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #223 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:01:35 PM »

Quote from: Papa Lazarou on May 30, 2014, 01:45:55 PM

I learned stuff that I already knew but hadn't taken serious notice of.

My wife hates me riding a bike.
Holding on just makes it stink more.
However famous you are/ were, you are not immune to crap.

Stuff that I already knew.

I'm not married so i can ride when ever i want.
My shit doesn't stink
Yes I am famous. Bow down peasant.

motormike · « **Reply #224 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:47:29 PM »

I relearned how much Ticketmaster sucks.

Black Hills · « **Reply #225 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:48:41 PM »

I just learned Ed has slipped a cog again.

MrsCablebandit · « **Reply #226 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:56:17 PM »

I learned when you want something done right, do that shit yourself! Delegation is for the effin' birds. Especially when that bird winds up being a dodo.

Off to the rant thread to vent some more, LOL!

mxvet57 · « **Reply #227 on:** May 30, 2014, 04:37:14 PM »

Quote from: Black Hills on May 30, 2014, 02:48:41 PM

I just learned Ed has slipped a cog again.

How so?

Mac · « **Reply #228 on:** May 30, 2014, 04:57:16 PM »

Quote from: bluepoof on May 23, 2014, 08:22:31 PM

Quote from: Mac on May 23, 2014, 05:59:52 PM

That and you're 4 feet tall.

Ah, but I am towering and intimidating when astride my gigantic Ninja 250!

Don't hurt me!!

Mac · « **Reply #229 on:** May 30, 2014, 04:59:40 PM »

I learned how easy it is to reinjure an old back injury.

JonS · « **Reply #230 on:** May 30, 2014, 05:17:13 PM »

I learned how easy it is to donate space to SETI.

Cookie · « **Reply #231 on:** May 30, 2014, 05:29:24 PM »

Check the weather BEFORE riding to work.

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kneescrubber · « **Reply #232 on:** May 30, 2014, 05:52:34 PM »

Don't take any wooden nickels.

Flyer · « **Reply #233 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:16:39 PM »

There's always someplace that you didn't look...

Cookie · « **Reply #234 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:17:25 PM »

Quote from: Flyer on May 30, 2014, 06:16:39 PM

There's always someplace that you didn't look...

That's where my keys must be.

Chorbe is a cat loving whore

kneescrubber · « **Reply #235 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:30:00 PM »

Did you try not looking?

Cookie · « **Reply #236 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:30:35 PM »

As we speak.

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kneescrubber · « **Reply #237 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:37:14 PM »

Good job.

coho · « **Reply #238 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:40:46 PM »

Quote from: kneescrubber on May 30, 2014, 06:30:00 PM

Did you try not looking?

Quote from: Cookie on May 30, 2014, 06:30:35 PM
As we speak.

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Wu wei.

Napper · « **Reply #239 on:** June 08, 2014, 07:21:37 PM »

Yesterday, actually, I learned what happens if you don't give a road like US 191 your complete concentration.

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Stripes · « **Reply #240 on:** June 08, 2014, 07:29:53 PM »

Yikes. Hopefully you made it out okay.

kneescrubber · « **Reply #241 on:** June 08, 2014, 07:37:15 PM »

Quote from: Napper on June 08, 2014, 07:21:37 PM

Yesterday, actually, I learned what happens if you don't give a road like US 191 your complete concentration.

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No offense but that looks a lot like mine.

Scratch · « **Reply #242 on:** June 08, 2014, 07:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Napper on June 08, 2014, 07:21:37 PM

Yesterday, actually, I learned what happens if you don't give a road like US 191 your complete concentration.

Faaak!

How are you?

mxvet57 · « **Reply #243 on:** June 08, 2014, 08:09:18 PM »

PatM · « **Reply #244 on:** June 08, 2014, 08:37:04 PM »

You OK?

Cookie · « **Reply #245 on:** June 08, 2014, 08:42:15 PM »

Quote from: PatM on June 08, 2014, 08:37:04 PM

You OK?

??

Chorbe is Bubbles is Donkey Balls is......

Jim · « **Reply #246 on:** June 08, 2014, 08:49:03 PM »

Low side only?

Napper · « **Reply #247 on:** June 08, 2014, 08:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Scratch on June 08, 2014, 07:45:24 PM

Quote from: Napper on June 08, 2014, 07:21:37 PM
Yesterday, actually, I learned what happens if you don't give a road like US 191 your complete concentration.

Faaak!

How are you?

Sorry. The "incident" didn't end either my or the VFR's riding day or weekend. I have a very slightly bruised left shoulder and possible broken big toe on my left foot. We rode a couple hours after the get off and then the 300 miles home this morning.

Napper · « **Reply #248 on:** June 08, 2014, 08:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Jim on June 08, 2014, 08:49:03 PM

Low side only?

Yeah. Wavering concentration, followed by panic, followed by locking the rear wheel. I know better but my fears and survival instincts took over.

Napper · « **Reply #249 on:** June 09, 2014, 03:37:50 PM »

Quote from: kneescrubber on June 08, 2014, 07:37:15 PM

No offense but that looks a lot like mine.

If anyone should be offended, it's your bike.