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I'm rich, bitches!
« on: January 10, 2014, 08:52:07 AM »

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From: Charles Philipsen
Sent: Friday, January 10, 2014 9:31 AM
To: Charles Philipsen
Subject:

Gloria Mackenzie is donating Two Million Dollars to you , Contact Mrs Gloria On (gloriacm2@163.com)  For more information


I'm a little concerned that the TO email isn't mine but other than that is seems legit.

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2014, 08:56:58 AM »
You to. 

750,000 Dollars was donated to you,
Please contact
Name : PEDRO QUEZADA
Email : p.z2291@torba.com
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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2014, 09:00:22 AM »
Buy Connie a watch, will ya?
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2014, 09:07:17 AM »
some guys get all the luck!
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2014, 09:08:17 AM »
Buy Ed a dictionary, will ya?

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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2014, 10:50:39 AM »

Quote
From: Charles Philipsen
Sent: Friday, January 10, 2014 9:31 AM
To: Charles Philipsen
Subject:

Gloria Mackenzie is donating Two Million Dollars to you , Contact Mrs Gloria On (gloriacm2@163.com)  For more information

I'm a little concerned that the TO email isn't mine but other than that is seems legit.
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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2014, 11:18:30 AM »
Gloria.

I think they've got your number.

I think they've got your alias.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2014, 11:38:26 AM »
Buy Ed a dictionary, will ya?

At least hire someone to show him how to enable spell check.
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2014, 11:59:59 AM »

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From: Charles Philipsen
Sent: Friday, January 10, 2014 9:31 AM
To: Charles Philipsen
Subject:

Gloria Mackenzie is donating Two Million Dollars to you , Contact Mrs Gloria On (gloriacm2@163.com)  For more information


I'm a little concerned that the TO email isn't mine but other than that is seems legit.

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Make a new Email account on Yahoo or Gmail and reply enthusiastically.
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http://www.419eater.com/

THere's some good ones here.

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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2014, 02:47:07 PM »
I'm open to an adoption. Like that rich guy in Texas who adopted his girlfriend so he could hide his money while he's enjoying a little prison foreplay.

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2014, 04:10:42 PM »
Congrats to you!
Now you can get that "surgery".
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2014, 09:04:41 AM »
Dam the offers just keep coming.




Esteemed Compliments,
 
I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your opinion or willingness on this classified
information that  I will release to you. Firstly, I am a happily married man with 3 kids and therefore I would not want to jeopardize this opportunity to change my financial status that
 
will give my family a secured future.
 
I am Mr.Samuel Ashitey Adjei. , the Branch Manager of the Eco Bank Of Ghana Limited, First Light Branch Accra. I am 43 years of age. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of
 
PEACE and don't want problem, but I don't know how you will feel about this, but I am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret it after doing this transaction with me.I
 
only hope we can assist each other. But if you don't want this business offer kindly forget it.
 
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the Manager Director of the Eco Bank Of Ghana Limited; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head
 
office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year.On the course of the last two years 2011 end of the year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the Manager
 
made Twelve Million Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars [$12,850.000.00] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of, Nor must they know that I am
 
involved in this transaction.
 
I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.
 
As an officer of the Bank I can not be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank
 
account for us to SHARE, while you will have 40% of the total fund. Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer,all I need from you is to stand claim as the
 
original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.
 
If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your kind response, I will give you details on how we can achieve it successfully.
 
Please contact me via this E-mail for more details:(mr.samuel.ashitey001@gmail.com)
 
Best Regards
 
Mr.Samuel Ashitey Adjei.
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Eco Bank of Ghana.
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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2014, 09:09:09 AM »
Don't forget us when you cash in.

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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2014, 09:10:00 AM »
What's sad is people fall for these.
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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2014, 09:18:48 AM »
Every Damn day.
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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2014, 09:22:44 AM »
Every Damn day.


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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2014, 06:51:25 AM »
I'm jealous. All I'm getting are penis enlargement spam at the moment. Still, I could forgo the painfuil and expensive treatment and just buy a Harley.
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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2014, 07:41:40 AM »
I'm jealous. All I'm getting are penis enlargement spam at the moment. Still, I could forgo the painfuil and expensive treatment and just buy a Harley.

That'll just confirm you need those treatments..........
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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2014, 08:31:27 AM »
I'm jealous. All I'm getting are penis enlargement spam at the moment. Still, I could forgo the painfuil and expensive treatment and just buy a Harley.

That'll just confirm you need those treatments..........

 :'(
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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2014, 09:02:56 AM »
Hey Papa, could you check this one out before i call them.



HSBC BANK PLC LONDON.(REGISTERED NO.1026167).
ADDRESS: 8 CANADA SQUARE LONDON , E14 5HQ ,
UNITED KINGDOM.Direct Telephone Number: +44-70-

45734213 Fax Number: + 44-870-9741509

Attn: Beneficiary,

We write to inform you that Series of meetings have

been held over the past 2 weeks with the Secretary

General of the United Nations Organization,

International Community Board,U.S Department of

State and Africa Union Organization this ended last

week.

During the meeting, this organization discovered

that you have not received your funds due to past

corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the

fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some

individuals who have taken advantage of your fund

all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led

to so many losses from your end and unnecessary

delay in the release of your fund.

The International Community Board Committee enhanced

by the United Nations/ U.S. Department of State and

Africa Union Organization have successfully passed a

payment mandate to our bank, to clear all over due

Contract funds, Lottery winnings and Inheritance

funds owed to you and other individuals and

organizations who have been found not to have

receive their funds.

A woman by name (MRS: CINDY MAY) came to our office

with an application stating that you gave her the

power of attorney to be the beneficiary of your

Outstanding funds. She made us to believe that you

are dead and that she is your next of kin. We

decided to send you email through this address

hoping to find out if you are dead or alive and also

to find out if you at any time gave this woman the

power of attorney to represent you.

Please let us know also if you are aware that we are

almost ready to transfer part payment of $21.5M USD

of your outstanding funds to her nominated bank

account stated below:

NAME OF BANK: FIRST NATIONAL BANK             
ADDR: 120 SO. 2nd. ST. BLYTHEVILLE, ARKANSAS 72315

USA                                     
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 482986                         
ROUTING NUMBER: 084107343
Swift code: WMSBUS66                         
BENEFICIARY: CINDY MAY


For immediate transfer of your funds to you in your

country, you are required to send your YOUR FULL

NAME, CURRENT ADDRESS, CELL PHONE AND FAX NUMBER.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Alex Hungate.
HSBC BANK PLC LONDON.
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2014, 09:24:06 AM »
Me, I thought HSBC was based in Hong Kong and they could write in English?
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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2014, 09:41:21 AM »
Cindy May probably made an honest mistake. Tell HSBC it's okay, she can have the money. Or tell them that you are indeed dead, and Cindy May is your beneficiary.
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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2014, 09:48:09 AM »
Me, I thought HSBC was based in Hong Kong and they could write in English?


Well, they are one of the big drug money laundering banks, so they probably have a branch or two in various places.

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« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2014, 10:49:59 AM »
must be genuine then.
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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2014, 11:18:29 AM »
must be genuine then.


Might be worth the cost of an email to find out. 

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« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2014, 10:06:28 PM »
I'm jealous. All I'm getting are penis enlargement spam at the moment. Still, I could forgo the painfuil and expensive treatment and just buy a Harley.

No, no...you want to HAVE a big dick..not BE a big dick.

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« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2014, 10:52:05 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2014, 11:42:33 AM »
Gloria.

I think they've got your number.

I think they've got your alias.

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« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2014, 03:25:57 AM »
Since opening this, a friend of mine has started to receive spam with my name on it. Grrr.

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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2019, 02:25:29 AM »
Contact UBA Bank for your ATM Card!!



bdoor bdoor <bdoor@qatar.net.qa>
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NEW YORK.NY 10017 UNITED STATES
UNITED NATION COMPENSATION COMMITTEE
UNITED STATES REGIONAL HEADQUARTER
RELEASE CODE No:2088B52019

Wining payment of $US2.5M from United Nations.
Beneficiary Email id owner.

Greetings from the United Nations Compensation Payment office.This is to officially bring to your notice that The ATM card payment center (UBA BANK FOR AFRICA) Accountant Director Mr.FELIX A.QUAYE has been given express instruction to issue out in your favor the sum of $US2.5M in ATM Visa Card functional in Any automatic Machine as your wining payment for this Fiscal year 2019 this instructions is from the custody of the United Nation representative office UK this is for abbreviation of the rate of poverty as we saw your name on the list of unpaid individuals,The United Nation Compensation Commission (UNCC) was created in 1991 as a subsidiary organ of the UN Security Council and the payment has been approved by us to be release to you as we notice your payment has been delayed by uncertain reasons which has just been resolved by us through our power so you are free to receive your funds now.

We hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (ATM/NR: UNCCORG/IMF/0866/B6) so You have to indicate this code when contacting the card Issuance Center with your contact details as stated below,You are hereby adhere to contact the UBA Bank  with the information below as soon as you receive this email for immediate release of your payment to you so that you can be the first beneficiary to receive its fund since the paying office have a lots of beneficiary to pay as directed by (UNO/UNCC).

Full Name:
Address:
Telephone No:
Age:
Occupation:
Country:

Below is UBA BANK FOR AFRICA ATM Card issuance center contact information contact them now for the immediate release of your payment to you since it has been approved by United Nations and World Bank Group meanwhile do not be taken unaware that all the necessary document backing the fund up has been forwarded to the custody of the paying bank to ensure smooth release of your $US2.5M to you as directed by us.

UBA BANK BENIN ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
CONTACT PERSON::MR.Felix A.QUAYE.
CALL THE BANK AT:: +229-6439-4826
E-mail::ubabank1@messagesafe.co

NOTE: You are advised to furnish MR.Felix A.QUAYE. with your correct and valid details. for your payment for more advise as we are keeping close on them to ensure you are paid as soon as possible, On behalf of the UN we apologize for the failure to pay your funds on time and for any inconveniences such as approved registered payments being forwarded to our processing institution in Africa. We look forward to the completed transfer of your payment. If there is any other required information or assistance please contact us at the number provided for the UBA Benin payment processing Dept. Thank you!
 
Congratulations.
Mrs.Susan Bdoor
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« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2019, 11:33:45 AM »
Wow Papa, a UNCC award! That's like a durn Nobel Peace Prize, except actually worth something!


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« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2019, 11:10:45 AM »





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You


DONATION FUND !!!

My name is Mark Zuckerberg,A philanthropist the founder and CEO of the social-networking website Facebook,as well as one of the world's youngest billionaires and Chairman of the Mark Zuckerberg Charitable Foundation, One of the largest private foundations in the world. I believe strongly in‘giving while living' I  had one idea that never changed in may mind - that you should use your wealth to help people and i have decided to secretly give {$1,500,000.00} to randomly selected individuals worldwide. On receipt of this email, you should count yourself as the lucky individual. Your email address was chosen online while searching at random.Kindly get back to me at your earliest convenience,so I know your email address is valid(markzuckerberg2244@hotmail.com) Email me. Visit the web page to know more about me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
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« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2019, 11:16:58 AM »
yep, sent m,y account info to my relative I didn't even know I had in Uganda, my inheritance should be in may acct. any day now!! I'll post pics of the new garage full of bikes in a month or two.....
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2020, 11:05:59 AM »
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Fri 10/04/2020 15:05
Hello Sir/Madam,

With due respect, trust and humility, I write you this letter, which I believe would be of great interest for both of us. I am Tariq Al Futtaim the son of Majid Al Futtaim, my father who is one of the richest men in Dubai with an astounding fortune of billion dollars. His eponymous business usually shortened to MAF has billions in annual revenues and is making more every single year. This business involves the sum of twenty seven million six hundred thousand united states dollars I starched out of the billions of USA dollars my father Majid Al Futtaim and business partner Abdulla Al Futtaim (who happen to be my fathers brother) kept it in one of their secret homes here in Dubai from one of their numerous deals. The deal my father and his business partner Abdulla Al Futtaim were involved with had caused the Government of United Arab Emirate, Dubai place Majid Al Futtaim and Abdulla Al Futtaim under the watch list also this includes our entire family affairs too and myself, the good thing here is that the whole money is real because i made a video of the entire money where it was kept since January 2020 this year where I managed to take out about twenty seven million six hundred thousand united states dollars out of it without the knowledge of anybody except you and I now, currently the money was lodged in Security Company abroad as family treasure for safe keeping till i find a trusted associate to help me secure these funds.

I am currently in Dubai back home with our families been under surveillance by the government and authorities, as such the law of the United Arab Emirate does not permit our families to transact or open operate any bank account here in Dubai as everything we do is being monitored and we can’t be involved in any financial transaction with the banks, that is why I have secretly contacted you to assist me as soon as possible to secure these fund out of the security company to your country.

I am ready to negotiate percentage with you for accepting to assist me, contact me directly email: tariqalfuttaim5@gmail.com by indicating your interest and your contact details as soon as possible, on receiving your reply, I will gladly give you more clarification and details on the modalities needed for the smooth successful completion securing the funds as a consignment I anticipate your quick response.

Yours Sincerely,
Tariq Al Futtaim
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« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2020, 11:26:19 AM »
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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2020, 02:48:13 PM »
Tariq Al Futtaim <info@time4child.com>
Fri 10/04/2020 15:05
Hello Sir/Madam,

With due respect, trust and humility, I write you this letter, which I believe would be of great interest for both of us. I am Tariq Al Futtaim the son of Majid Al Futtaim, my father who is one of the richest men in Dubai with an astounding fortune of billion dollars. His eponymous business usually shortened to MAF has billions in annual revenues and is making more every single year. This business involves the sum of twenty seven million six hundred thousand united states dollars I starched out of the billions of USA dollars my father Majid Al Futtaim and business partner Abdulla Al Futtaim (who happen to be my fathers brother) kept it in one of their secret homes here in Dubai from one of their numerous deals. The deal my father and his business partner Abdulla Al Futtaim were involved with had caused the Government of United Arab Emirate, Dubai place Majid Al Futtaim and Abdulla Al Futtaim under the watch list also this includes our entire family affairs too and myself, the good thing here is that the whole money is real because i made a video of the entire money where it was kept since January 2020 this year where I managed to take out about twenty seven million six hundred thousand united states dollars out of it without the knowledge of anybody except you and I now, currently the money was lodged in Security Company abroad as family treasure for safe keeping till i find a trusted associate to help me secure these funds.

I am currently in Dubai back home with our families been under surveillance by the government and authorities, as such the law of the United Arab Emirate does not permit our families to transact or open operate any bank account here in Dubai as everything we do is being monitored and we can’t be involved in any financial transaction with the banks, that is why I have secretly contacted you to assist me as soon as possible to secure these fund out of the security company to your country.

I am ready to negotiate percentage with you for accepting to assist me, contact me directly email: tariqalfuttaim5@gmail.com by indicating your interest and your contact details as soon as possible, on receiving your reply, I will gladly give you more clarification and details on the modalities needed for the smooth successful completion securing the funds as a consignment I anticipate your quick response.

Yours Sincerely,
Tariq Al Futtaim

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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2020, 03:55:17 PM »
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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2020, 07:53:59 AM »
FRANCESCO DERRICO <FRANCESCO.DERRICO@solutions30.com>
Sat 11/07/2020 12:36
Good Day,

 

I am Mrs. Julie Leach, you have won a donation of €1.7 miilion. I noticed that i have to do this due Covid-19 has spread around the planet, sending billions of people into lockdown as health services struggle to cope. Find out where the virus has spread, and where it has been most deadly, Am the winner of the Power Ball Jackpot lottery, i won $ 310 Million, you can watch the video on youtube by clicking on this link: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-WWMvlQBEU ) So I donate €1.7 miilion for you. Contact me for more information if you are interested and reply via the direct email address below julieleach461@gmail.com or julieleach461@outlook.com for claim.
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Re: I'm rich, bitches!
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2020, 10:29:11 AM »
Yeah, and it’s all true, Papa, but it’s in Zimbabwean pounds, not Euros or whatever those plastic see through notes are that you call money over there. 

That name, "jewel-e-leach", sounds a bit suspicious though.
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