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Man charged with cooking his cat
« on: January 09, 2014, 05:00:03 PM »
Is this really that bad of a thing to do?   :shrug:


http://www.kare11.com/story/news/crime/2014/01/08/man-charged-with-cooking-his-cat/4374781/

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BUFFALO - A Wright County man is jailed and charged with mistreatment of animals after allegedly cooking his pet cat.

Wright County deputies were sent to an apartment in Monticello January 6 on a welfare check after receiving a call from the father of 28-year-old Cody Mann. His father told dispatchers that Mann had been making strange comments, and explained that Mann is a known drug user and suffers from mental illness. A squad went to Mann's apartment but was unable to make contact with him.

A short time later dispatchers received a call from the manager of Mann's apartment, saying there was a burning smell coming from apartment 204. A deputy responded and noticed a smell of smoke and burned hair coming from the apartment. Authorities entered and found Mann, who reportedly admitted he had skinned the cat and put it in the oven to bake so he could eat it. The defendant told deputies he didn't know what the problem was, as it was his cat and he wanted to see what it would taste like with onions.

Mann was taken to a Monticello hospital for a mental evaluation, but was cleared and transported to the Wright County Jail.

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2014, 05:02:52 PM »
I guess he didn't have a walrus handy.

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2014, 05:08:53 PM »
With onions?????

Capers and lemon maybe,  but never onions.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2014, 05:26:22 PM »
He was doing it wrong.  You are supposed to eat them raw.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2014, 06:20:09 PM »
What wine goes well with cat?
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2014, 06:24:47 PM »
No mention of a lead pipe. Didn't happen without a lead pipe.
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2014, 08:12:11 PM »
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2014, 08:25:20 PM »
Shoulda used a wok and some soy sauce.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2014, 09:02:21 PM »
I am pretty sure it's best served with General Tso sauce.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2014, 10:51:50 PM »
As usual, you're all wrong.

The condiment of choice is .... catsup.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2014, 11:02:39 PM »
As usual, you're all wrong.

The condiment of choice is .... catsup.

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2014, 01:33:34 AM »
What wine goes well with cat?


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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2014, 04:02:04 AM »
What wine goes well with cat?




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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2014, 06:50:36 AM »
A man's gotta eat... :shrug:
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2014, 07:10:16 AM »
Who doesnt like a little pussy? :bigok:

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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2014, 07:14:28 AM »
Who doesnt like a little hot pussy? :bigok:
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2014, 07:15:43 AM »
In the rest of the world most animals are food... this wouldn't even be a thing if he raised a pig to slaughter and cook. I mean, his recorded mental issues aside, I kind of agree with him... his cat. Cats - all pets - are legally considered property, not sentient beings.

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2014, 10:22:15 AM »
In the rest of the world most animals are food... this wouldn't even be a thing if he raised a pig to slaughter and cook. I mean, his recorded mental issues aside, I kind of agree with him... his cat. Cats - all pets - are legally considered property, not sentient beings.

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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2014, 10:27:43 AM »
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2014, 10:32:09 AM »
What wine goes well with cat?

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2014, 11:02:34 AM »
In the rest of the world most animals are food... this wouldn't even be a thing if he raised a pig to slaughter and cook. I mean, his recorded mental issues aside, I kind of agree with him... his cat. Cats - all pets - are legally considered property, not sentient beings.

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 11:09:25 AM »
In the rest of the world most animals are food... this wouldn't even be a thing if he raised a pig to slaughter and cook. I mean, his recorded mental issues aside, I kind of agree with him... his cat. Cats - all pets - are legally considered property, not sentient beings.

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Not in Merica, not anymore.  ;D  Recently a man brought his akita into our Lowes and it attacked a 3yr old kid. Put the kid in the hospital. The guy bolted from the store after pulling his dog off the kid. The man was identified and arrested. He faces jail time (deserved) and this is the 4th or 5th time this dog has attacked a kid. Dog should be put down, no ifs ands or butts (should have been put down the first time), but what is the state of Kalifornia going to do? Spend tax payer money to try and rehabilitate the dog. WTF are you kidding me? I am so ready to get the hell out of here.

if it happened here the dog would have been dead.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 11:10:07 AM »
In the rest of the world most animals are food... this wouldn't even be a thing if he raised a pig to slaughter and cook. I mean, his recorded mental issues aside, I kind of agree with him... his cat. Cats - all pets - are legally considered property, not sentient beings.

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Not in Merica, not anymore.  ;D  Recently a man brought his akita into our Lowes and it attacked a 3yr old kid. Put the kid in the hospital. The guy bolted from the store after pulling his dog off the kid. The man was identified and arrested. He faces jail time (deserved) and this is the 4th or 5th time this dog has attacked a kid. Dog should be put down, no ifs ands or butts (should have been put down the first time), but what is the state of Kalifornia going to do? Spend tax payer money to try and rehabilitate the dog. WTF are you kidding me? I am so ready to get the hell out of here.



if it happened here the dog would have been dead. hell, I shoot dogs (legally) if they are chasing my wife's horses.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2014, 11:15:35 AM »

if it happened here the dog would have been dead.

Back home when my step dad was trying to break up a fight between our boxer and our malamute the malamute bit his elbow which shattered some bone. He was in the hospital for a day or two getting that repaired. When the Drs questioned and found out it was a dog bite they had no choice but to call the police who called animal control. They took our dog and quarantined it. A week later they put him down. There wasn't much we could do about.
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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2014, 11:27:54 AM »
Maybe the kid started it.

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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2014, 11:33:44 AM »
Maybe the kid started it.

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« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2014, 11:40:33 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2014, 11:45:37 AM »
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2014, 06:20:25 PM »
It's too bad animals can't pick their owners.

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Just put that sick fuck down. Like an animal.

Sorry, but you lose your right to be a human when shit like that goes down.

A child could be next when the thought processes go that deep into the toilet. Rationality doesn't exist anymore so that individual should cease to breath.

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2014, 06:25:13 PM »
Dude. It's a cat.
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« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2014, 06:28:35 PM »
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2014, 06:44:38 PM »
Dude. It's a cat.

Pm sent, bitch.

I need to have a word with you about that.

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« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2014, 06:52:14 PM »
Cat.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2014, 09:22:27 PM »
The question is not about him eating the cat, but if he killed it humanely.


If he did, the animal cruelty charge should be dropped. It's not against the law to eat a cat.
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« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2014, 09:51:49 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2014, 12:57:17 AM »
Come on.   That guy needs a good recipe.  This one sounds good.

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Cat Braisé

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1 small sweet onion, diced
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 carrot, diced
1 lemon
3 small tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and diced
1/2 c. dry white wine
2-4 c. homemade chicken broth
garni of 4 flat parsley stems, 6 leafy thyme branches, 1 bay leaf tied up with kitchen twine Salt and pepper
1/4 c chopped flat-leaf parsley (optional)


Snap the leaves off the artichokes until only the tender inner leaves remain. Snap off the stem. Trim the remaining green bits from the bottom of the artichoke, and cut off the inner leaves in a bunch at the point where they are very tender. Pare the tough green outer layer off the remaining stem, pairing the stem into a point. Now cut the artichoke bottom into quarters and remove the choke with a sharp knife from each quarter. Rinse to remove any traces of foin ("hay") and drop them into a bowl of water acidulated with the juice of half a lemon.
   
Heat 2 T olive oil in a large heavy casserole or Dutch oven. Dredge the cat pieces in seasoned flour, shaking off excess. Brown over medium heat, turning regularly, until golden on all sides. Remove cat pieces to a plate and dump any oil remaining in the pan. Add 1 T of the remaining oil and the bacon dice. (Omit bacon if you only have access to the thin-sliced vacuum packed supermarket variety.) Sauté until cooked but not "crisp". Add the remaining T of oil and the onion and carrot. Saute for 5 minutes, then add the artichoke quarters and the garlic, stir one minute, and add the tomatoes and the white wine. Turn up the heat and reduce until syrupy, stirring constantly, for about 5 minutes. Lay the bouquet garni on top of the vegetables. Arrange the cat pieces on top, together with any juice accumulated in the plate.
   
Pour in enough broth to come halfway up the sides of the cat pieces. Cover and bring to a simmer. Continue to simmer over very low heat about 1 hour or cook in the oven at 350 degrees for the same amount of time. The cat should be just tender and part readily from the bone. Don't overcook or it will become dry. Check the liquid level frequently and add more broth if necessary. Turn the cat pieces once.
   
When done, remove the cat pieces to a warm platter and arrange the vegetables, removed with a slotted spoon, around them. Cover and keep warm. Strain the remaining pan juices into a smaller saucepan and reduce over high heat, skimming frequently, until reduced by 1/3. Pour over the platter and serve immediately. Sprinkle with finely chopped flat-leaf parsley if you like.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2014, 08:04:13 AM »
It's too bad animals can't pick their owners.

Makarov round behind the ear, Russian style.

Just put that sick fuck down. Like an animal.

Sorry, but you lose your right to be a human when shit like that goes down.

A child could be next when the thought processes go that deep into the toilet. Rationality doesn't exist anymore so that individual should cease to breath.

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The question is not about him eating the cat, but if he killed it humanely.


If he did, the animal cruelty charge should be dropped. It's not against the law to eat a cat.

This.  It's just another animal- it deserves respect, but it certainly can be used for food.   :shrug:
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2014, 08:11:00 AM »
It's too bad animals can't pick their owners.

Makarov round behind the ear, Russian style.

Just put that sick fuck down. Like an animal.

Sorry, but you lose your right to be a human when shit like that goes down.

A child could be next when the thought processes go that deep into the toilet. Rationality doesn't exist anymore so that individual should cease to breath.

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« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2014, 09:03:41 AM »
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2014, 09:45:52 AM »
A companion animal, one who looked to you for it's care, came to you because it loves you, purrs and is comfortable in your presence, sits on your shoulder and gives you kisses, maybe provides a little comfort to you when you're feeling down, looks you in in the eye and asks to be fed, played with, let you know it's happy, sad, scared, or content, earns it's keep by keeping the vermin down......you know the drill.

Not one of you justifiers would have the heart nor balls to do such a thing.

If you vote "It's OK", go shoot your Golden Retrievers or Jack Russell Terriers tonight and cook it for dinner.

The JRT would probable fit nicely in a 12lb turkey roasting bag whole. Dust it with flour first and put a tennis ball in it's mouth.

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2014, 10:09:47 AM »
A companion animal, one who looked to you for it's care, came to you because it loves you, purrs and is comfortable in your presence, sits on your shoulder and gives you kisses, maybe provides a little comfort to you when you're feeling down, looks you in in the eye and asks to be fed, played with, let you know it's happy, sad, scared, or content, earns it's keep by keeping the vermin down......you know the drill.

Not one of you justifiers would have the heart nor balls to do such a thing.

If you vote "It's OK", go shoot your Golden Retrievers or Jack Russell Terriers tonight and cook it for dinner.

The JRT would probable fit nicely in a 12lb turkey roasting bag whole. Dust it with flour first and put a tennis ball in it's mouth.

Have you ever been starving? I haven't, but I suspect your mind starts working a bit different, and eating a pet might become less of an issue. At the end of the day, we're just animals.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2014, 10:43:18 AM »
The JRT would probable fit nicely in a 12lb turkey roasting bag whole. Dust it with flour first and put a tennis ball in it's mouth.

Well, there's your problem. The tennis ball is only inserted before serving. Ruins the flavor if you cook with it in the roasting pan.

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2014, 11:03:49 AM »
Gotta love a good cat thread.
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2014, 11:19:53 AM »
Cat thread > Badger thread

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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2014, 11:25:36 AM »
Any day
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Re: Man charged with cooking his cat
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2014, 02:03:43 PM »
Meh.

Where's Scottzilla? He's due to post now. O0

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