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Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« on: January 09, 2014, 02:33:21 PM »
Dog, cat or walrus?
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2014, 02:40:26 PM »
No brainer.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2014, 02:42:02 PM »
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2014, 02:56:42 PM »
I want a penguin.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2014, 03:09:31 PM »
No pie?
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2014, 03:13:39 PM »
If you want penguins or pie, start your own poll.   :razz:
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2014, 03:15:58 PM »
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2014, 04:16:47 PM »
Bacon?
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2014, 04:22:10 PM »
It's undoubtedly a Bacon Pie.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2014, 04:26:12 PM »
It's undoubtedly a Bacon Pie.


Recipe?
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2014, 04:45:38 PM »
It's undoubtedly a Bacon Pie.

Warm.

With Maple Syrup over it.
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2014, 05:11:54 PM »
The penguin comes with a walrus.

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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2014, 05:13:53 PM »
Sometimes twice.  :naughty:

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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2014, 05:24:30 PM »
I am the eggman.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2014, 06:21:48 PM »
Cook cook a Jew?
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2014, 06:22:17 PM »
That's just racist. Racism is wrong.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2014, 06:26:09 PM »
I've never been a fan of "or".
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2014, 07:44:27 PM »
I've never been a fan of "or".

WalDogCat. Like a Turducken. :thumbsup:
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2014, 08:48:40 PM »
Elephant seal on a chain in the front yard. Will dissuade chest bumping amongst the neighborhood teenagers.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2014, 02:32:29 AM »
Steve is the Walrus:

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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2014, 10:33:33 AM »
I've eaten seal.

It's horrible.   :hurl:  Minimally an acquired taste...
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 11:09:51 AM »
I've eaten seal.

It's horrible.   :hurl:  Minimally an acquired taste...

Me too, bad bad stuff. The locals used to boil seal pelts and make dead fishy smelling seal oil. Then they would add it to their fish head soup or dip their dried fish in it for extra fish flavoring. Im not joking when I say the stuff smelled like a rotting fish.  :hurl:
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 05:23:26 PM »
That's just racist. Racism is wrong.


But racers and racing is OK?
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2014, 05:33:53 PM »
Penguin....

More butter?
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2014, 06:23:46 PM »
That's just racist. Racism is wrong.


But racers and racing is OK?

You're asking the wrong guy.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2014, 08:32:09 PM »
That's just racist. Racism is wrong.


But racers and racing is OK?

You're asking the wrong guy.

Now if goats were involved.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2014, 09:18:11 PM »
I've not seen goat racing, but we do have pig races during the state fair.







The loser is BBQ.
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2014, 03:09:51 AM »
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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2014, 08:19:40 AM »
Dog.

I am not the walrus. It's a tusk thing. Which was not at all a bad album.

Cat? It's what's for dinner. Apparently.

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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2014, 09:35:58 AM »
I've not seen goat racing, but we do have pig races during the state fair.


The loser is BBQ.


It seems to be all the rage in Wales.   


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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2014, 09:38:09 AM »
The way I'm reading this is you get the dog no matter what and the question is do you want a cat with the dog or a walrus with the dog.  It is a grammar thing.

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Re: Dog, Cat or Walrus?
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2014, 10:50:36 AM »
Damn you, Oxford Comma!