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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2018, 02:21:54 PM »
Surprisingly, this thread has some educational value...

porch pirated
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out to a safe location, preferaibally behind something see through.  You car windows, for example.  [...] so you should be OK.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2018, 02:23:23 PM »
Put it in a box gift wrap it and leave it on your front step.

So far, this is the winnar. 👍

True story--one of our friends used a diaper service.  And the bag of 'soils' she left out one morning was porch pirated away.  I'm still laughing, thinking of the tweaker opening the bag and leaning in to see what he'd scored.

I'm thinking of sending it to my sister.  She lives in a neighborhood where packages get lifted off of front porches on a regular basis.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2018, 02:26:02 PM »
Her infant daughter can also provide fresh samples.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2018, 03:16:04 PM »
I have some humorous not serious suggestions, and I'm hesitant to post them because some stupid might actually try one, but consider mixing an organic solvent with a strong ionic solution...

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2018, 03:47:51 PM »
World's biggest diet-pepsi/mentos experiment...? While capped tight, of course.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2018, 06:32:07 PM »
I have some humorous not serious suggestions, and I'm hesitant to post them because some stupid might actually try one, but consider mixing an organic solvent with a strong ionic solution...

Please proceed. Clearly, we’re taking these suggestions very, deadly seriousness. Much mature. Very adult.

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2018, 06:44:24 PM »
Don't want to adult. Want boom.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2018, 07:25:31 PM »
Don't want to adult. Want boom.

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2018, 07:36:31 PM »
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2018, 08:08:48 PM »
So far I like the tannerite and dry ice ideas best, though the gasoline mushroom also sounds cool.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2018, 08:49:46 PM »
`we're gonna want some CL Inc drone video capture of the event.

I keep envisioning send-off poo-pot loaded with sufficient fresh poo, under pressure, dressed as tempting porch pirate bait. Drone to follow car with package not in containment mode but rather instant dispersion mode. At the boom, car windows and occupants to be evenly coated. Why is the "pulp fiction - marvin shot in face" scene coming to mind?
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2018, 09:04:50 PM »
Start with Uncle Rob.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPSfjD7o1CQZXzdAy56c8kg

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The fixing the internet one gave me some good ideas.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2018, 03:27:44 AM »
lid on tight, hydrochloric acid, zinc mesh and a brick. chuck it into a river and watch it explode. pick up stunned fish. cook.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2018, 03:30:24 AM »
aluminium powder, iodine powder, mix, add water.

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