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How to send off a diaper pail
« on: April 08, 2018, 08:07:57 AM »
The last kiddo is finally potty trained. One diaper pail has taken it all, and we thank it for its service. I know I could donate it, recycle it, etc., but this pail deserves to retire with a flourish.

The construction has a locking air tight design, so pressurized events appear to be possible. Plastic construction, so I can’t really just straight up burn it.

Suggestions please. Give this sucker a Viking funeral and one last shot at dignity.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2018, 08:18:36 AM »
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2018, 08:22:38 AM »
I have a couple of model rocket engines.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2018, 10:41:12 AM »
Use a cutting wheel on a compressor or a Dremel-like tool, cut it into petals, and put it in the trash. Wear a dust mask. Don't spread contagion with redneckery.

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2018, 10:45:41 AM »
Donate it and give it a #2 chance

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2018, 10:46:59 AM »
small or large?  My large went in the trash.
My small had been my laundry room trash can ever since.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2018, 11:08:18 AM »
Give it to a KLR rider. He'll know what to do with it.

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2018, 11:09:58 AM »
Put it in a box gift wrap it and leave it on your front step.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2018, 11:22:30 AM »
Whatever you do, it should involve whisky and be done at night.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2018, 11:42:52 AM »
Put some dry ice in it, put it in an open area, seal it up, turn it upside down and stand back (with a camera).
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2018, 11:53:55 AM »
Put it in a box gift wrap it and leave it on your front step.

So far, this is the winnar. 👍
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2018, 12:19:54 PM »
When I get the KLR back together you can drag it behind it.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2018, 12:52:33 PM »
Save it to wrap a gift in for your kids when they get older. hehe
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2018, 02:06:09 PM »
Put it in a box gift wrap it and leave it on your front step.

So far, this is the winnar. 👍

True story--one of our friends used a diaper service.  And the bag of 'soils' she left out one morning was porch pirated away.  I'm still laughing, thinking of the tweaker opening the bag and leaning in to see what he'd scored.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2018, 02:09:50 PM »
Everything I could advise for going out with a flourish involves explosions- epic, glorious, fireball-in-the-sky explosions.

The most epic would be to take the rocket engine, stick an igniter in it, and set it aside. 

Go to your local sporting goods store, buy a can of pyrodex.

Open the can or pyrodex, place the rocket engine inside the can (of course you could just stick the igniter in it).  Punch a small hole in the lid of the can, and chase the igniter wires through it.

Wrap the whole works with a near full roll of duct tape.  This insures the whole works will be watertight, and gives it a non-shrapnel creating pressure vessel.

Take the rig, the diaper pail, and a bunch of gasoline out to a safe location.

Affix the pyrodex business to the bottom of the diaper pail.  It is important that you affix it at the bottom, or you won't get a nice mushroom cloud.

Once its in there, pour the gasoline over top with the wires run out to a safe location, preferaibally behind something see through.  You car windows, for example.  The only flying bits will be plastic and not at super high speed, so you should be OK.

Hit the wires to the battery.  The pyrodex will explode, exploding and vaporizing the gasoline.  Because the explosive device is on the bottom of the pail, and gasoline will be projected upwards and outwards, creating a glorious fireball as the flames from the pyrodex meet the vaporizing gasoline. 

What parts of the diaper pail that aren't destroyed will be burned up in a not-so-ecologically-beneficial method.

I cannot be held responsible for the results.

This was a small coffee can of gasoline we lit on fire, then I shot it with my varmint rifle.  The high-speed, fragile projectile hit the can, causing the gasoline to mostly vaporize:
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2018, 02:21:54 PM »
Surprisingly, this thread has some educational value...

porch pirated
Didn't know the proper term for it!

It is important that you affix it at the bottom, or you won't get a nice mushroom cloud.
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out to a safe location, preferaibally behind something see through.  You car windows, for example.  [...] so you should be OK.
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I cannot be held responsible for the results.
Well, all knew this already

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2018, 02:23:23 PM »
Put it in a box gift wrap it and leave it on your front step.

So far, this is the winnar. 👍

True story--one of our friends used a diaper service.  And the bag of 'soils' she left out one morning was porch pirated away.  I'm still laughing, thinking of the tweaker opening the bag and leaning in to see what he'd scored.

I'm thinking of sending it to my sister.  She lives in a neighborhood where packages get lifted off of front porches on a regular basis.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2018, 02:26:02 PM »
Her infant daughter can also provide fresh samples.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2018, 03:16:04 PM »
I have some humorous not serious suggestions, and I'm hesitant to post them because some stupid might actually try one, but consider mixing an organic solvent with a strong ionic solution...
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2018, 03:47:51 PM »
World's biggest diet-pepsi/mentos experiment...? While capped tight, of course.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2018, 06:32:07 PM »
I have some humorous not serious suggestions, and I'm hesitant to post them because some stupid might actually try one, but consider mixing an organic solvent with a strong ionic solution...

Please proceed. Clearly, we’re taking these suggestions very, deadly seriousness. Much mature. Very adult.

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2018, 06:44:24 PM »
Don't want to adult. Want boom.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2018, 07:25:31 PM »
Don't want to adult. Want boom.

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« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2018, 07:36:31 PM »
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2018, 08:08:48 PM »
So far I like the tannerite and dry ice ideas best, though the gasoline mushroom also sounds cool.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2018, 08:49:46 PM »
`we're gonna want some CL Inc drone video capture of the event.

I keep envisioning send-off poo-pot loaded with sufficient fresh poo, under pressure, dressed as tempting porch pirate bait. Drone to follow car with package not in containment mode but rather instant dispersion mode. At the boom, car windows and occupants to be evenly coated. Why is the "pulp fiction - marvin shot in face" scene coming to mind?
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2018, 09:04:50 PM »
Start with Uncle Rob.

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« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2018, 03:27:44 AM »
lid on tight, hydrochloric acid, zinc mesh and a brick. chuck it into a river and watch it explode. pick up stunned fish. cook.
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« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2018, 03:30:24 AM »
aluminium powder, iodine powder, mix, add water.

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« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2018, 12:16:51 PM »
I'm starting to think liquid nitrogen myself.  Not sure if the pail is air-tight enough for a good 'splosion, though.
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« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2018, 02:30:13 PM »
I'm starting to think liquid nitrogen myself.  Not sure if the pail is air-tight enough for a good 'splosion, though.


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« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2018, 02:56:38 PM »
I'm starting to think liquid nitrogen myself.  Not sure if the pail is air-tight enough for a good 'splosion, though.


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« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2018, 02:58:06 PM »
I'm starting to think liquid nitrogen myself.  Not sure if the pail is air-tight enough for a good 'splosion, though.


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« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2018, 06:21:02 PM »
This thread has turned out to be far more interesting than I ever imagined. 


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« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2018, 05:31:05 AM »
I'm glad I have no idea what a diaper pail is.

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« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2018, 05:48:42 AM »
I'm glad I have no idea what a diaper pail is.

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« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2018, 06:51:27 AM »
I'm glad I have no idea what a diaper pail is.

I had to look it up.
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« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2018, 04:12:35 PM »
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« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2018, 04:24:48 PM »
If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2018, 05:01:39 PM »
get a HOLE bunch of mylar helium balloons and set it free
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« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2018, 08:00:47 PM »
get a HOLE bunch of mylar helium balloons and set it free

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« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2018, 08:09:32 PM »
get a HOLE bunch of mylar helium hydrogen balloons and set it free

Edited for fun.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2018, 09:43:06 AM »
The last kiddo is finally potty trained. One diaper pail has taken it all, and we thank it for its service. I know I could donate it, recycle it, etc., but this pail deserves to retire with a flourish.

The construction has a locking air tight design, so pressurized events appear to be possible. Plastic construction, so I can’t really just straight up burn it.

Suggestions please. Give this sucker a Viking funeral and one last shot at dignity.

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2018, 10:04:27 AM »
The last kiddo is finally potty trained. One diaper pail has taken it all, and we thank it for its service. I know I could donate it, recycle it, etc., but this pail deserves to retire with a flourish.

The construction has a locking air tight design, so pressurized events appear to be possible. Plastic construction, so I can’t really just straight up burn it.

Suggestions please. Give this sucker a Viking funeral and one last shot at dignity.

Mystery Box 3.0--full of some some great shit.  Literally.  Send to your favorite STOner.   ;D

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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2018, 06:26:39 PM »
get a HOLE bunch of mylar helium hydrogen balloons and set it free

Edited for fun.
If you've got a source for hydrogen, I'm... a little disappointed to just be learning about it now.
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2018, 07:30:54 PM »
get a HOLE bunch of mylar helium hydrogen balloons and set it free

Edited for fun.
If you've got a source for hydrogen, I'm... a little disappointed to just be learning about it now.

Currently I only have Hydrogen Sulfide. :eek:
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Re: How to send off a diaper pail
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2018, 10:59:53 PM »
The last kiddo is finally potty trained. One diaper pail has taken it all, and we thank it for its service. I know I could donate it, recycle it, etc., but this pail deserves to retire with a flourish.

The construction has a locking air tight design, so pressurized events appear to be possible. Plastic construction, so I can’t really just straight up burn it.

Suggestions please. Give this sucker a Viking funeral and one last shot at dignity.

Mystery Box 3.0--full of some some great shit.  Literally.  Send to your favorite STOner.   ;D

Pretty sure Ed's birthday is coming up.


The scary thing is I only live 3 and 1/2 miles away from them.
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

Every day is my birthday