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Re: 6 ways to keep your girlfriend and your bike
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2018, 09:15:16 PM »
... if you have a wife and girlfriend, you are on your own.
I was gonna say that if you have a wife and girlfriend, you probably aren't on your own much.
But, then I thought...
That's actually a variation of Schrodinger's cat:
If Schrodinger had a wife and a girlfriend, every time he's not with one of them, he doesn't know if they've found out about each other, until he's with one of them again...
 
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Re: 6 ways to keep your girlfriend and your bike
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2018, 11:37:25 AM »
Today, my wife started a new job at the local Honda/KTM dealership. Tomorrow is our anniversary.

I would like to see it the first time she pulls up on her Ninja.

Offline Max Wedge

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Re: 6 ways to keep your girlfriend and your bike
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2018, 12:53:59 PM »
Today, my wife started a new job at the local Honda/KTM dealership. Tomorrow is our anniversary.

I would like to see it the first time she pulls up on her Ninja.

Lucky.
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Where am I?