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Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« on: February 09, 2017, 09:24:31 AM »
Which of these martial arts - aikido or hapkido - is more useful during diaper changes?

At first I would have said aikido, as the emphasis on not harming one's opponent whilst redirecting their energies seems ideal, given the opponents are often family members.  But of late, as the opponent has gained a certain amount of canny craft and a surprising amount of core strength, I've taken a shine to hapkido and its inclusion of joint locks.  Despite being an obstreperous pain in the ass sometimes, she's a cute little jerk most of the time and I'd rather keep the trauma to a minimum at this point; there's plenty of time to inflict psychological damage through Dad Humor at a later date.

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2017, 09:29:32 AM »
oh how I moss those days... all too she will be grown up.

p.s. nice to hear from you again..

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2017, 09:34:25 AM »
Time.

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Yes, it is.

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2017, 09:37:36 AM »
oh how I moss those days... all too she will be grown up.

p.s. nice to hear from you again..

There's always grandkids :D 

no hurry, though.  The SuperMunchkin is 18 now, and frankly gorgeous.  Thankfully she's also sharp as a shuriken and disinclined to keep her mouth shut so she's intimidated most of the boys in her high school.  Hopefully this trend continues for a few more years at least; I'd like to have some time off from small, angry mammals with bladder control issues.




Miss you guys too.  :inlove:

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2017, 09:38:46 AM »
Time.

Time is on your side.
Yes, it is.

Time?  Keeps on slippin into the future, actually. 

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2017, 09:49:49 AM »
Velcro. Good to hear from you.
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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2017, 10:18:01 AM »
Judo?  All about the leverage.
She's got a worm in 'er belly? That's disgusting! That's interesting, but very disgusting. 

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2017, 10:20:30 AM »
Time.

Time is on your side.
Yes, it is.

Time?  Keeps on slippin into the future, actually.

Slip sliding away.
You know,
the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away.

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2017, 10:46:04 AM »
Diaper in a can.
Is he gone yet?

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2017, 11:11:06 AM »
I was thinking this
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Easy clean up and all.
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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2017, 01:44:23 PM »
Velcro. Good to hear from you.

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2017, 02:15:43 PM »
Sit on the ground indian style with the tyke momentarily still in front of you. Move the comfortable one of your legs over tyke's chest (don't crush tyke, but hold tyke firmly to the floor with calf of your leg). have diaper/wipes/HAZMAT suit ready and within easy reach.

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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2017, 02:38:01 PM »
Hold mother of child in Ikkyo until she agrees to change baby's diaper.
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Re: Best martial art form for diaper changing?
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2017, 02:39:51 PM »
Whichever one let's you drop kick the kid to someone else to change it.