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Blurt
« on: December 06, 2013, 05:07:13 PM »
New game, if you will.

Post up silly thoughts only.


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Re: Blurt
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 05:52:12 PM »
I
Am drinking Robert the Bruce while
waitin for my trophy wife.
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: Blurt
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 06:42:45 PM »
The space between my toes is for hire.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2013, 06:53:54 PM »
Belly button lint collector.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2013, 07:03:24 PM »
If I could tie my own shoelaces I wouldn't ride the bus.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

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Re: Blurt
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2013, 07:07:40 PM »
If I could tie my own shoelaces I wouldn't ride the bus.

Stupid garden gnomes.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2013, 07:12:00 PM »
If I could tie my own shoelaces I wouldn't ride the bus.

Stupid garden gnomes.

Make yummy cupcakes.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2013, 09:43:14 PM »
Scratch that itch.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2013, 03:21:50 AM »
Tofu apple Betty.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2013, 03:54:03 AM »
Tofu apple Betty.

We broke up a long time ago.

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Re: Blurt
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2013, 07:47:59 AM »
Ice cream and cookies.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2013, 07:53:52 AM »
Its time once again, creamed corn and pine cones.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2013, 07:58:40 AM »
Thats going to hurt coming out.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2013, 09:14:17 AM »
Some suck at things, potato.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2013, 09:42:09 AM »
Head for the hills with relish.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2013, 09:57:50 AM »
If wherever you go, there you are.  How do you vacation?

Too deep for this thread?

How about: Giraffes make terrible pets. 
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2013, 10:11:11 AM »
I am sensibly furry.
I knew it!
Negates the need for a feather boa.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2013, 10:35:09 AM »
I've got no stinking hills.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2013, 01:47:32 PM »
The fog of irritation is upon you.
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

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Re: Blurt
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2013, 01:52:04 PM »
Henry, where's my trousers?
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2013, 02:02:25 PM »
Roses are red turtles are airplane.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2013, 05:56:32 PM »
I was young, and I needed the money.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2013, 07:14:19 PM »
I am old and have no money.
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2013, 06:13:04 PM »
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milk jug, king tut, garden gnome, dragonfly........
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2013, 07:10:48 PM »
Tootsie pops!!!!
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Re: Blurt
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2013, 09:49:26 PM »
Caramel center
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