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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5150 on: August 24, 2020, 07:41:42 PM »
Bushings are shot
My GPS just told me to turn left, then turn left, then turn left, then turn left.
So if I go too far left do I end up right?

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5151 on: August 24, 2020, 07:42:07 PM »
Door won’t close
My GPS just told me to turn left, then turn left, then turn left, then turn left.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5152 on: August 24, 2020, 07:42:48 PM »
New parts ordered
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5153 on: August 24, 2020, 09:54:06 PM »
Leave it open
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5154 on: August 25, 2020, 12:05:35 PM »
Still warm out
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5155 on: August 25, 2020, 12:41:47 PM »
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5156 on: August 25, 2020, 02:58:35 PM »
better than dead
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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« Reply #5157 on: August 25, 2020, 04:00:48 PM »
You’re no mortician.
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« Reply #5158 on: August 25, 2020, 04:08:59 PM »
very good point
the above are merely the ramblings of a hamfisted fuckwit who has broken too many helmets.

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5159 on: August 26, 2020, 05:17:50 AM »
Under my hat.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5160 on: August 26, 2020, 10:15:08 AM »
You're from France?
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5161 on: August 26, 2020, 11:00:02 AM »
Garlic breathed peasant...

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5162 on: August 26, 2020, 12:29:55 PM »
Cheese with that
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5163 on: August 26, 2020, 08:28:00 PM »
Roquefort?
Halloumi?
Port Salut?
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« Reply #5164 on: August 26, 2020, 09:52:23 PM »
Probably Velveeta/Provel.
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« Reply #5165 on: August 27, 2020, 08:01:32 AM »
Probably Velveeta/Provel.
No mould EVER.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5166 on: August 27, 2020, 10:10:37 AM »
"Sure I get the best parking spots, but who could love a man with a wooden leg and a face like a hens arse?"

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5167 on: August 27, 2020, 10:12:49 AM »
Cave-aged Blue?

A tangy camembert?

Artesian chedder perhaps?

cheese is wonderful... :bigok:
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« Reply #5168 on: August 27, 2020, 12:14:07 PM »
Stilton for me.
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« Reply #5169 on: August 27, 2020, 12:51:27 PM »
Hey I'm back
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5170 on: August 27, 2020, 06:01:50 PM »
 :beerchug: Greasings and Mechanizations!  :beerchug:
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5171 on: August 27, 2020, 08:43:19 PM »
It's about time.... :rolleyes:
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5172 on: August 27, 2020, 09:21:46 PM »
Hot Italian Sandwich
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5173 on: August 28, 2020, 05:33:48 AM »
Hot Italian Sandwich
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5174 on: August 28, 2020, 01:49:03 PM »
Madre di Dio !

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« Reply #5175 on: August 28, 2020, 08:26:31 PM »
Geshundheit uber alles.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5176 on: August 29, 2020, 05:58:33 PM »
Amish Rumschpringing Babes


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« Reply #5177 on: August 29, 2020, 06:25:04 PM »
Ooh, look! Boobs!
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« Reply #5178 on: August 29, 2020, 07:15:00 PM »
Nothing like ‘em.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5179 on: August 31, 2020, 12:49:37 PM »
Fast and Furry
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5180 on: August 31, 2020, 07:22:10 PM »
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5181 on: September 02, 2020, 05:09:28 PM »
I forgot
My GPS just told me to turn left, then turn left, then turn left, then turn left.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5182 on: September 03, 2020, 12:19:58 PM »
Good morning, Clarice.
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« Reply #5183 on: September 03, 2020, 05:42:14 PM »
G’night, Nurse Ratched.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5184 on: September 03, 2020, 06:19:30 PM »
Say Goodnight Gracie
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5185 on: September 04, 2020, 12:50:35 AM »
Chill out Dude
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« Reply #5186 on: September 04, 2020, 05:41:51 AM »
Pipe and slippers.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5187 on: September 06, 2020, 01:03:25 PM »
The Bart. The.
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« Reply #5188 on: September 06, 2020, 04:21:56 PM »
The Dude abides.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5189 on: September 06, 2020, 05:17:41 PM »
That's just, like

Your opinion, man.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5190 on: September 06, 2020, 05:36:06 PM »
Pizza night tonight
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« Reply #5191 on: September 07, 2020, 05:32:45 AM »
My favourite vegetable.
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« Reply #5192 on: September 07, 2020, 07:27:38 PM »
Bondo city today
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« Reply #5193 on: September 07, 2020, 07:28:59 PM »
Resurrecting winter beater
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« Reply #5194 on: September 07, 2020, 08:25:21 PM »
Arise, dammm rust-bucket!
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« Reply #5195 on: September 08, 2020, 01:32:25 PM »
Rust on moon?
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #5196 on: September 09, 2020, 02:22:19 PM »
Oxidized Loonie rocks
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« Reply #5197 on: September 09, 2020, 02:24:38 PM »
Holey argyle socks!...
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« Reply #5198 on: September 09, 2020, 03:32:15 PM »
Those darned socks.
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« Reply #5199 on: September 09, 2020, 07:27:33 PM »
Frosty peekaboo toes.
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