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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4850 on: April 11, 2020, 07:10:26 PM »
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4851 on: April 11, 2020, 11:03:21 PM »
Ripped it out

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4852 on: April 14, 2020, 08:45:35 AM »
Learned to bleed
My GPS just told me to turn left, then turn left, then turn left, then turn left.
So if I go too far left do I end up right?

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4853 on: April 14, 2020, 08:45:56 AM »
...brakes that is.
My GPS just told me to turn left, then turn left, then turn left, then turn left.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4854 on: April 14, 2020, 08:46:13 AM »
It's so easy
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4855 on: April 14, 2020, 08:47:39 AM »
Gator Aid bottle
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4856 on: April 14, 2020, 08:47:58 AM »
Clear plastic hose
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4857 on: April 14, 2020, 08:48:16 AM »
Bob's your uncle
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4858 on: April 14, 2020, 04:12:01 PM »
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4859 on: April 14, 2020, 04:14:40 PM »
Not for long.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4860 on: April 14, 2020, 05:39:58 PM »
Seen this movie?
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4861 on: April 15, 2020, 08:40:08 PM »
Maybe on Netflix ?
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4862 on: April 16, 2020, 07:25:41 AM »
America’s Most Wanted.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4863 on: April 16, 2020, 07:26:55 AM »
Take a pill
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4864 on: April 16, 2020, 02:47:18 PM »
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4865 on: April 16, 2020, 03:15:57 PM »
Commie fag junkies!    :gerg:
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4866 on: April 16, 2020, 03:40:53 PM »
Commie pinko fags
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4867 on: April 16, 2020, 04:16:54 PM »
Kapitalist schwein hunde.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4868 on: April 16, 2020, 04:28:09 PM »
Crotchety old farts.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4869 on: April 16, 2020, 04:34:16 PM »
Pesky young kids
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4870 on: April 16, 2020, 04:40:35 PM »
Sexually indeterminate hippies.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4871 on: April 16, 2020, 05:25:45 PM »
Fookin' hairy poofs
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4872 on: April 16, 2020, 05:30:44 PM »
Fairies wear boots.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4873 on: April 16, 2020, 06:56:55 PM »
I wear boots
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4874 on: April 16, 2020, 06:57:21 PM »
Figure it out
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4875 on: April 16, 2020, 10:22:50 PM »
Don't really care
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4876 on: April 17, 2020, 02:36:16 AM »
I'll second that
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4877 on: April 17, 2020, 05:48:41 AM »
Take the “Fifth”.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4878 on: April 17, 2020, 07:23:00 AM »
Fifth of scotch

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4879 on: April 17, 2020, 12:42:28 PM »
German joke (sorry)

Borders on stupidity?



















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« Reply #4880 on: April 17, 2020, 06:34:31 PM »
Borders on stupidity?
Three kilometres, East.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4881 on: April 17, 2020, 09:06:37 PM »
pour another one
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« Reply #4882 on: April 18, 2020, 05:39:02 AM »
Keep ‘em coming.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4883 on: April 18, 2020, 12:48:43 PM »


another Friday night
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« Reply #4884 on: April 18, 2020, 01:47:21 PM »
Eva'body be buggin'.
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« Reply #4885 on: April 18, 2020, 03:48:17 PM »
rats a plenty
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« Reply #4886 on: April 18, 2020, 05:13:40 PM »
Yummy tasty rats
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« Reply #4887 on: April 18, 2020, 05:24:35 PM »
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4888 on: April 18, 2020, 10:14:42 PM »
All sold out

No spam anywhere
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« Reply #4889 on: April 19, 2020, 05:42:14 AM »
No spam anywhere
Left in cupboard?
Marmite and Milk-Bones.
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« Reply #4890 on: April 19, 2020, 01:37:17 PM »
A tasty treat! 😉
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4891 on: April 19, 2020, 01:38:26 PM »
Digestive's and tea


Much better choice
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« Reply #4892 on: April 19, 2020, 03:19:05 PM »
Chacun son gout.
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« Reply #4893 on: April 19, 2020, 03:20:11 PM »
Mail order buttwipe!
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« Reply #4894 on: April 19, 2020, 03:42:34 PM »
Still on backorder.
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« Reply #4895 on: April 19, 2020, 05:06:47 PM »
Wife ordered subscription.


Fourth word: Seriously.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4896 on: April 19, 2020, 06:20:17 PM »
A sunny day

Warm breeze blowing

Mowin the lawn

waving to neighbors

Life is good
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« Reply #4897 on: April 20, 2020, 06:27:58 AM »

Life is good
You’re missing something.
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« Reply #4898 on: April 20, 2020, 06:52:16 AM »
Fucking Nazi feminists
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4899 on: April 20, 2020, 07:44:59 AM »
carpet munching termagant
sometimes WTF is the appropriate answer