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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1700 on: June 27, 2019, 02:25:16 PM »
"I am the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance.
And if you don"t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants."

Benny Hill?


National Lampoon.. try to keep up son...   :augie:

But it's so easy to imagine Benny doing that rhyme in his little singsong way.


As I recall the young lady with boxing gloves was much more delightful.... :naughty:
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1701 on: June 27, 2019, 02:59:25 PM »
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1702 on: June 27, 2019, 07:35:20 PM »
It's just a "precushion"...
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1703 on: June 28, 2019, 06:56:27 PM »
Boy! you're lucky they caught that!


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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1704 on: June 29, 2019, 05:17:06 AM »
Send him a buck.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1706 on: July 01, 2019, 01:32:44 PM »
Another one not good enough for the weird news thread. Man fails to go to work. BECAUSE HE'S FECKING DEAD. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-48829370
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1707 on: July 01, 2019, 03:59:31 PM »
She said: “My son is five months old, but if he was old enough, he would probably be upset.”
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1708 on: July 13, 2019, 02:41:26 PM »
 I keep my toothbrush clean by giving it a once over with the loo brush. My friends find it hilarious as they can't tell if the brown stains are from loo brush or my 60 a day Capstan full strength habit.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1709 on: July 13, 2019, 05:39:44 PM »
I keep my toothbrush clean by giving it a once over with the loo brush. My friends find it hilarious as they can't tell if the brown stains are from loo brush or my 60 a day Capstan full strength habit.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1710 on: Yesterday at 06:41:25 PM »
I used to live here but it looks like the new residents didn't change the furniture. Nice.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1711 on: Yesterday at 07:04:00 PM »
We can bewbies and gifs with jiggly bits too!

Papa is still a stale biscuit.

Dantes Damn still wields heavy handed moderation.


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Clay is a duck.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1712 on: Yesterday at 07:04:22 PM »
I used to live here but it looks like the new residents didn't change the furniture. Nice.
That’s an old avatar...
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1713 on: Yesterday at 07:04:43 PM »
We can bewbies and gifs with jiggly bits too!

Papa is still a stale biscuit.

Dantes Damn still wields heavy handed moderation.


Some whacknut made me a mod.


Clay is a duck.

All accurate.
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