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Just Three Words
« on: November 12, 2015, 01:35:21 PM »
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2015, 03:24:26 PM »
Welcome to-my world
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2015, 06:16:23 PM »
Shut up Ed.
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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2015, 07:45:28 PM »
Strike a nerve?
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2015, 03:40:25 AM »
Shut up Ed.

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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2015, 10:11:17 AM »
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2015, 08:14:49 PM »
I like waffles
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2015, 08:51:46 PM »
You like anything.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2015, 09:04:37 PM »
Want felafel waffle.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2015, 09:16:28 PM »
Freedom without regulations that protect the general good is nothing less than anarchy by the rich.

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2015, 07:05:15 AM »


You like anything.


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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2015, 07:32:15 AM »
Dirty, smelly hippie.
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2015, 08:15:44 AM »
Cookie would know.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2015, 08:54:03 AM »
A mile away.

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2015, 02:08:51 PM »
Or down wind.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2015, 04:49:31 PM »
i fell off

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2015, 05:34:25 PM »
Stop your whining.

Nobody asked - 2.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2015, 08:28:30 PM »
i fell off

Am I okay?

Nobody asked

Yes, I'm fine.

Bike is okay.

Windy out today.

Paris isn't fun.

Too many Frenches.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2015, 10:39:10 PM »
i fell off

Am I okay?

Nobody asked

Yes, I'm fine.

Bike is okay.

Windy out today.

Paris isn't fun.

Too many Frenches.


Not enough commas.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2015, 11:55:37 PM »
i fell off

Am I okay?

Nobody asked

Yes, I'm fine.

Bike is okay.

Windy out today.

Paris isn't fun.

Too many Frenches.
Postscript: I am

glad you are

not all broken.

That would suck.

It's too bad

you got wind.

Palouse Montreaux Serengeti.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2015, 03:13:28 AM »
Goat boy donut.
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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2015, 03:15:39 AM »
Bleached gelatinous orbs.
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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2015, 03:16:01 AM »
Condor eviction notice.
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« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2015, 03:16:16 AM »
Kill them all.
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« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2015, 03:18:22 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2015, 04:00:25 AM »
Whining stopped.

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« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2015, 04:18:24 AM »
That's two words.

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« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2015, 06:15:09 AM »
yup.
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2015, 06:38:29 AM »
That makes three.

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2015, 07:01:36 AM »
It is, Cookie.
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« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2015, 08:53:46 AM »

Just lighten up. (francs)
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« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2015, 10:56:26 AM »
Light one up.
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« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2015, 02:05:55 PM »
Freedom without regulations that protect the general good is nothing less than anarchy by the rich.

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« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2015, 02:11:07 PM »
You just noticed??

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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2015, 04:31:56 PM »
touch of grey
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« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2015, 04:33:00 PM »
Is four words.

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« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2015, 11:08:29 AM »
Umpire calls "foul".
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Re: Just Three Words
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2015, 12:21:46 PM »
Vampire culls fowl.
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« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2015, 01:39:28 PM »
I need sleep.

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« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2015, 02:05:59 PM »
On your head.
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« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2015, 02:25:51 PM »
However I can.

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« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2015, 07:48:56 PM »
Inverted in closet.
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« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2015, 07:59:40 PM »
Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

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« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2015, 08:40:14 PM »
Don't hurt yourself.
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« Reply #44 on: November 16, 2015, 08:49:38 PM »
I got this.
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« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2015, 08:54:09 PM »
We don't judg...


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Tried. Couldn't keep

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We'll totally judge.
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« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2015, 09:08:34 PM »
Here (comes) the judge.
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« Reply #47 on: November 17, 2015, 03:47:08 AM »
Still four words.

Parentheses or not.

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« Reply #48 on: November 17, 2015, 07:45:45 AM »
Keep calm Cookie.

See three words.
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« Reply #49 on: November 17, 2015, 08:36:15 AM »
Needs his nap.
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