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I hate cats.
« on: June 29, 2019, 03:33:05 PM »
narcissistic d-bag, you.

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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2019, 04:37:22 PM »
Me too creepy bastards
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2019, 06:37:25 PM »
Useless fucking vermin. At least rats don't shit in the flower beds.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2019, 02:48:21 AM »
they just kill stuff and piss on your furniture. hate them too.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2019, 06:54:27 AM »
Recent blood test conformed I'm parasite free.  :bigsmile:
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2019, 08:53:25 AM »
I like them *because* of their predatory nature.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2019, 09:41:22 AM »
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2019, 01:54:47 PM »
I like them. They taste good.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2019, 01:49:34 PM »
I like them. They taste good.

Better than woking the dog?
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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2019, 02:23:39 PM »
I like them. They taste good.

Better than woking the dog?
A couple million Koreans can't be wrong,hey they eat weirder crap in the PRC. Just sayin :shrug:
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2019, 02:57:26 PM »
People's Republic of Croatia? Heroes, obviously.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2019, 02:59:35 PM »
People's Republic of Croatia? Heroes, obviously.
you are buggered off because they make better bangers than you do.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2019, 03:27:51 PM »
People's Republic of Croatia? Heroes, obviously.
you are buggered off because they make better bangers than you do.

Cookie, I don't think that stealing accounts is quite cricket.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2019, 03:56:58 PM »
People's Republic of Croatia? Heroes, obviously.
you are buggered off because they make better bangers than you do.

Cookie, I don't think that stealing accounts is quite cricket.

Nope. Not me.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2019, 04:07:22 PM »
I'd be more worried about stepping on bangers in Croatia then eating them. Croatian sardines are wonderful though. Lightly smoked, packed in Olive Oil... yum!
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2019, 05:06:26 PM »
I think Cookie has more in common with my cat than he would care to admit...

My cat...

...doesn't like pants either.
...likes a nap or three a day.
...likes Frank Zappa.
...doesn't give a shit whether you like him or not.

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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2019, 05:17:39 PM »
I are kat?
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2019, 05:26:34 PM »
I are kat?

You have cat-like qualities.

You probably don't come when you're called either.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2019, 05:42:16 PM »
I are kat?

You have cat-like qualities.

You probably don't come when you're called either.

Nope. Not touching that.

Carry on.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2019, 06:13:59 PM »
Meowvelous.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2019, 09:41:44 PM »
I are kat?

You have cat-like qualities.

You probably don't come when you're called either.

Probably takes more than that.   :bigsmile:
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2019, 11:37:44 PM »
I are kat?

You have cat-like qualities.

You probably don't come when you're called either.

Probably takes more than that.   :bigsmile:

Probably
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2019, 07:04:26 PM »
Try them suateed with spinish and onions. They are very tasty.

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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2019, 12:38:56 PM »
Fried in a tangy Asian sauce..
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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2019, 03:47:04 PM »
Stir fry cat with vegetables over rice noodle,only little bit spicy.Yes,very good.
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2019, 10:04:03 AM »
Throw in some sausage and shrimp and you can have a nice Gumbo
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2019, 09:35:58 AM »
Two words: Taco Bell

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« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2019, 01:33:56 PM »
if pornography makes up 30% of internet traffic and cats another 15%, think about where the overlap is...
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2019, 10:34:41 PM »
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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2019, 12:16:52 AM »
If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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Re: I hate cats.
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2019, 10:52:35 AM »
I don't remember where I read it but it was years ago. In it they addressed how to deal with dogs that chase motorcyclists and how hitting the brakes throws off their predator instincts and they miss the bike. This may be a case where such isn't wise.