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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2150 on: June 07, 2019, 03:11:47 PM »
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« Reply #2151 on: June 07, 2019, 03:48:26 PM »
What...no photo?  How do I know she's not really a dude?
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« Reply #2152 on: June 07, 2019, 06:56:49 PM »
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« Reply #2153 on: June 08, 2019, 06:04:37 AM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2154 on: June 30, 2019, 10:16:49 AM »
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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2155 on: July 01, 2019, 09:37:11 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2156 on: July 02, 2019, 12:36:56 PM »
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She's got a worm in 'er belly? That's disgusting! That's interesting, but very disgusting. 

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« Reply #2157 on: July 06, 2019, 10:23:01 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2158 on: July 07, 2019, 01:25:21 AM »
:lol:
Out!

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« Reply #2159 on: July 08, 2019, 11:04:37 PM »
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« Reply #2160 on: July 09, 2019, 05:16:25 AM »
Ew
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« Reply #2161 on: July 09, 2019, 06:58:56 PM »
It works with changing a diaper and asking your spouse to hand you a wet-wipe too   ;D
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« Reply #2163 on: July 12, 2019, 09:00:09 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2164 on: July 12, 2019, 09:55:33 PM »
Out.
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« Reply #2165 on: July 19, 2019, 09:48:11 AM »
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« Reply #2166 on: July 19, 2019, 02:31:42 PM »
Mom's so proud.
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2167 on: July 19, 2019, 03:36:05 PM »
Mom's so proud.

Dentist's getting a boat.
If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2168 on: July 22, 2019, 09:40:40 AM »
I guess it doesn't always end well...

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« Reply #2170 on: September 04, 2019, 07:17:11 PM »
Oh, bad things would happen to those folks iffen they lived in our neighborhood. We don't take kindly to those hippie types 'round here.
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« Reply #2172 on: September 05, 2019, 12:42:04 PM »
 ;D :lol:

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« Reply #2173 on: October 15, 2019, 07:13:43 PM »
Bubbles is my bitch.

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« Reply #2174 on: October 21, 2019, 11:28:50 AM »
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« Reply #2176 on: October 22, 2019, 05:17:27 PM »
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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2177 on: October 22, 2019, 05:31:25 PM »
It works with changing a diaper and asking your spouse to hand you a wet-wipe too   ;D

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« Reply #2178 on: October 22, 2019, 08:55:01 PM »
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« Reply #2179 on: October 29, 2019, 03:05:08 PM »
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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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« Reply #2180 on: October 29, 2019, 06:17:01 PM »
Bubbles is my bitch.

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« Reply #2181 on: October 29, 2019, 08:35:56 PM »
She's got a worm in 'er belly? That's disgusting! That's interesting, but very disgusting. 

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« Reply #2183 on: October 31, 2019, 01:49:56 PM »
I lollered.    :lol:
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« Reply #2184 on: November 08, 2019, 10:31:19 AM »
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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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« Reply #2185 on: November 08, 2019, 02:13:05 PM »
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« Reply #2186 on: November 09, 2019, 11:17:22 AM »
Out at the Stray Bar.
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« Reply #2187 on: November 10, 2019, 06:18:29 AM »
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« Reply #2188 on: November 10, 2019, 12:01:22 PM »
Am I out if I smirked?
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« Reply #2189 on: November 10, 2019, 07:39:09 PM »
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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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« Reply #2190 on: November 11, 2019, 05:32:13 AM »
 :rolf:
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« Reply #2191 on: November 12, 2019, 10:34:15 AM »
As the airliner is about to take off, a 5-year-old boy throws a temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.

An elderly Air Force General in uniform slowly walks forward from his seat near the back.

Facing the flustered mother, he raises his hand to assure her that he is there for her.  The General leans down, points to his chest and speaks softly to the boy.

Instantly, the boy's eyes get big and he settles down  He gently takes his mother’s hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers applaude.

As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve.

“Excuse me, General,” she asks quietly, “but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?”

The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, “I showed him my pilot’s wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, explaining that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane on any flight I choose.”
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« Reply #2192 on: November 12, 2019, 03:21:39 PM »
Out, especially because I was on a flight in that scenario Sunday night, sans the helpful vet.
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« Reply #2193 on: November 17, 2019, 07:26:52 PM »
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Bubbles is my bitch.

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« Reply #2194 on: November 23, 2019, 09:43:52 AM »
Lost my wife at the @vagina_museum

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« Reply #2195 on: December 03, 2019, 05:48:49 PM »
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« Reply #2196 on: December 04, 2019, 06:58:43 AM »
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« Reply #2197 on: December 04, 2019, 08:03:54 AM »
Thats awesome.

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You're absolutely correct. That IS awesome.

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