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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1845 on: December 04, 2018, 08:37:32 PM »
Always use marshmallows to prevent chafing.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1846 on: December 04, 2018, 10:01:27 PM »
Always use marshmallows to prevent chafing.
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How would you know this ??
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1847 on: December 05, 2018, 07:58:18 AM »
Always use marshmallows to prevent chafing.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1848 on: December 05, 2018, 09:49:49 AM »
Always use marshmallows to prevent chafing.
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Do you prefer mini marshmallows or the regular full size ones?
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1849 on: December 07, 2018, 08:53:08 AM »
Chemicals In Non-Stick Frying Pans Are Making Penises Shrink
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1852 on: December 08, 2018, 08:26:17 AM »
Satanic Sculpture Installed at Illinois Statehouse, Just in Time for the Holidays

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Nearby stands a sign in which the state offers a civics lesson — and explains it didn't have much of a choice:
"The State of Illinois is required by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution to allow temporary, public displays in the state capitol so long as these displays are not paid for by taxpayer dollars. Because the first floor of the Capitol Rotunda is a public place, state officials cannot legally censor the content of speech or displays. The United States Supreme Court has held that public officials may legally impose reasonable time, place and manner restrictions regarding displays and speeches, but no regulation can be based on the content of the speech."
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1853 on: December 08, 2018, 10:32:46 AM »
"Knowledge Is The Greatest Gift."    I kind of like that
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1854 on: December 08, 2018, 11:43:54 AM »
Uh-oh.

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1855 on: December 08, 2018, 03:34:18 PM »
Uh-oh.

Chemicals In Non-Stick Frying Pans Can Make Your Penis Smaller
https://brobible.com/culture/article/frying-pans-manhood-smaller-plastic-study/

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1856 on: December 08, 2018, 05:22:22 PM »
"Knowledge Is The Greatest Gift."    I kind of like that
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1857 on: December 08, 2018, 05:30:18 PM »
"Knowledge Is The Greatest Gift."    I kind of like that
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1859 on: December 15, 2018, 09:43:53 PM »
Foul-mouthed Santa horrifies parents

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/13/uk/bad-santa-claus-grotto-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

Organizers of a Christmas event have apologized to outraged parents after a fire alarm reportedly prompted Santa Claus to burst out of his grotto, rip off his beard and scream at children to "get the f**k out."

The incident occurred at an event in the English town of St. Ives, Cambridgeshire on Sunday, when an alarm at a nearby but unconnected event caused an evacuation of the building, organizers said.
While parents and children were already evacuating, Santa Claus tore into the room and started causing havoc, a customer said on Facebook.
"He came changing (sic) in, ripped his hat and beard off in front of 50 odd kids and started shouting and swearing at people to leave," the post said.
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"You should be ashamed of yourself acting like that in front of children. There is no way he should be allowed near a child," it added.
This nightmare before Christmas prompted an apology from the event's organizers, who explained that the fire alarm had gone off in an unrelated family-friendly "rave" taking place in the same building, and that Santa had merely been trying to help.
"Santa was upstairs in his grotto... and immediately assisted in the evacuation of the building" upon hearing the fire alarm, Festival Events St. Ives (FESt) said.
"FESt wish to apologize for any offense or distress caused to parents and children by the attempts to ensure all visitors and staff had exited the building and were safe," they added.
But the incident, which some on social media likened to the 2003 movie "Bad Santa," left parents furious.
A mother told local news outlet Cambridgeshire Live: "My friend's little boy was upset as his dad was carrying him when Santa told them 'to get the f*** out,'" adding that she had to tell her children that the man wasn't the real Santa but an imposter who would be going on the 'naughty list.'"
The event is set to go ahead again this weekend. Organizers did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment, and have not confirmed whether the same Santa Claus will return.


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