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Re: Weird News
« Reply #2202 on: September 25, 2020, 01:59:46 AM »
https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/108184/police-seize-more-than-320000-used-condoms

Police in Vietnam have seized more than 320,000 used condoms that were to be illegally resold as new to unsuspecting customers. The contraceptives were washed, reshaped with wooden dildos and then repackaged before being resold. Local media said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The owner said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.
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« Reply #2203 on: September 25, 2020, 07:36:29 AM »
https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/108184/police-seize-more-than-320000-used-condoms

Police in Vietnam have seized more than 320,000 used condoms that were to be illegally resold as new to unsuspecting customers. The contraceptives were washed, reshaped with wooden dildos and then repackaged before being resold. Local media said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The owner said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

Reduce, Re-Use, Recycle... that's what they say right?

Besides, how in the hell do you roll those things back up   :o

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« Reply #2204 on: September 25, 2020, 05:12:41 PM »
https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/108184/police-seize-more-than-320000-used-condoms

Police in Vietnam have seized more than 320,000 used condoms that were to be illegally resold as new to unsuspecting customers. The contraceptives were washed, reshaped with wooden dildos and then repackaged before being resold. Local media said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The owner said she had received $0.17 (£0.13) for every kilogram of recycled condoms she produced.

Reduce, Re-Use, Recycle... that's what they say right?

Besides, how in the hell do you roll those things back up   :o

we have a new meaning for the word Vietnamese
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« Reply #2205 on: October 17, 2020, 05:59:29 AM »

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« Reply #2206 on: October 17, 2020, 08:28:47 AM »
I wouldn't want to be the Customs Agent who had to retrieve them! :-[
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« Reply #2208 on: November 22, 2020, 10:39:56 AM »
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #2209 on: November 24, 2020, 10:41:53 PM »
Dang thats funny. Licking the salt from cars. Makes sense, no reason the moose needs to be accustomed to being around cars.

Around here we don't water lawns, we use the water to wash the salt from our cars. 5 blocks from the ocean does have some drawbacks.
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« Reply #2211 on: November 25, 2020, 06:54:09 AM »
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« Reply #2212 on: November 26, 2020, 06:59:51 AM »


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« Reply #2213 on: November 26, 2020, 10:14:43 PM »
The world is a mess. It has always been a mess. Our job is to straighten out our own lives.  Joseph Campbell

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« Reply #2214 on: December 01, 2020, 05:26:24 AM »
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« Reply #2215 on: December 03, 2020, 12:28:49 PM »
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #2217 on: January 05, 2021, 06:47:59 PM »
Tonya Roberts - Midge Pinciotti on 'That 70's Show', was reported as having passed away on Sunday.
Then she was reported as "actually dead" on Monday.
Because she had NOT passed away on Sunday, but DID pass away on Monday.
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« Reply #2218 on: January 24, 2021, 07:27:35 AM »
https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/18/gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-candle-explodes-in-womans-home-13925882/

While ‘scary at the time’, Thompson says she now finds the whole debacle pretty funny, knowing that Gwyneth’s vagina-smelling candle exploded in her living room.

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« Reply #2219 on: January 28, 2021, 02:09:00 AM »
I will never find anything better than the exploding vagina candle but here's this.

Facebook takes down references to a certain part of Plymouth. We'd never have beaten the Spanish if FB had been around in 1588.

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« Reply #2221 on: February 02, 2021, 11:25:45 AM »
Who knew spinach could type?
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« Reply #2223 on: February 09, 2021, 04:47:25 PM »
She's got a worm in 'er belly? That's disgusting! That's interesting, but very disgusting. 

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« Reply #2224 on: February 09, 2021, 06:32:57 PM »
So the hockey game I was going to watch isn’t happening...apparently there’s this disease 🦠.....
So I changed the channel and there’s definitely something weird going on in Daytona Beach. A bunch of stock cars are racing around and occasionally they have to TURN RIGHT!

They’re using a slightly modified version of the motorcycle track! Who knew?
My GPS just told me to turn left, then turn left, then turn left, then turn left.
So if I go too far left do I end up right?

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« Reply #2225 on: February 12, 2021, 09:58:32 AM »
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

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« Reply #2226 on: February 12, 2021, 02:53:23 PM »
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« Reply #2228 on: February 16, 2021, 12:10:47 PM »
Taking dibs to a new level here in Chi-town.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2021/02/08/man-freezes-his-trousers-turns-them-into-dibs-pants-are-always-funny/
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« Reply #2229 on: February 26, 2021, 03:52:34 PM »
She's got a worm in 'er belly? That's disgusting! That's interesting, but very disgusting. 

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« Reply #2230 on: February 26, 2021, 05:17:36 PM »
Might be slightly political. But definitely weird.

https://www.npr.org/2021/02/26/971786726/with-north-koreas-border-closed-to-trains-russian-diplomats-push-their-way-out
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« Reply #2231 on: March 03, 2021, 05:39:10 AM »
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« Reply #2232 on: March 03, 2021, 09:48:03 AM »
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« Reply #2233 on: March 03, 2021, 03:13:00 PM »
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« Reply #2234 on: March 03, 2021, 08:06:34 PM »
OK Papa, Ya got me.. you have found something that shocks even me.

I do wonder who would fund such a venture?  Beyond bizarre 
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« Reply #2235 on: March 04, 2021, 02:22:15 AM »
OK Papa, Ya got me.. you have found something that shocks even me.

I do wonder who would fund such a venture?  Beyond bizarre

pretty much any of the stories on this "news site" would qualify as bizarre.
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« Reply #2237 on: March 10, 2021, 11:55:05 AM »
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.    Bertrand Russell

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« Reply #2238 on: March 10, 2021, 11:56:40 AM »
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« Reply #2239 on: March 10, 2021, 12:36:16 PM »
If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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« Reply #2240 on: March 10, 2021, 12:40:10 PM »
Not "weird", just "don't do this".

https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/motorcyclist-crashes-while-trying-to-pass-ottawa-county-patrol-car/69-d1ad923c-a0a1-4d7a-8569-fd4c81e46303

Wondering if he was passing on the inside or outside.

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« Reply #2241 on: March 10, 2021, 12:54:58 PM »
Not "weird", just "don't do this".

https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/motorcyclist-crashes-while-trying-to-pass-ottawa-county-patrol-car/69-d1ad923c-a0a1-4d7a-8569-fd4c81e46303

Wondering if he was passing on the inside or outside.


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According to the sheriff’s office, deputies saw a group of motorcyclists traveling at a high rate of speed. A traffic stop was attempted, but the motorcycles accelerated and fled eastbound. A few seconds later, one motorcycle came up behind a marked Ottawa County patrol unit, which had been eastbound in front of the group.

The driver of the motorcyclist, a 31-year-old Kalamazoo man, lost control while attempting to pass the patrol car at the same time both vehicles were rounding a curve in the roadway. Ottawa County deputies discontinued their attempt to apprehend the remaining motorcyclists.

The driver of the crashed motorcycle was wearing a helmet and sustained minor injuries. He was transported to Holland Community Hospital for treatment, then lodged at the Ottawa County Jail on several charges.

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« Reply #2242 on: March 10, 2021, 12:59:50 PM »
oh
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