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« on: November 15, 2013, 06:39:21 PM »
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/weird/Didgeridoo-Attack-Cab-Driver-San-Diego-Chula-Vista-California-231648041.html

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A Southern California man has been arrested after police say he whacked a taxi with a didgeridoo in an argument over the fare.
The 31-year-old man and a woman were picked up Sunday night in Chula Vista then fell asleep during a 20-minute ride to a home, according to the U-T San Diego.
Police Lt. Phil Collum says when they arrived, the man got into an argument with the cabbie over the fare.
Collum says he went into the house and came out with a didgeridoo -- a long, wooden instrument from Australia.
Collum says the man threatened the driver with it. The cabbie drove off but the man allegedly chased the cab and whacked it several times with the didgeridoo, denting it.
Arriving police arrested him on suspicion of vandalism.


A didgeridoo is made of wood. Right?
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2013, 06:52:20 PM »
Yeah, not much of a weapon.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2013, 07:31:18 PM »
Assault with a musical weapon?

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2013, 07:37:14 PM »
Just so everyone knows; my intention for starting this thread was to duplicate the "interesting news" thread from the board which shall remain unnamed.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2013, 09:04:57 AM »
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London police claim they've solved spy's death

Associated Press

LONDON — A bit over three years ago, British spy Gareth Williams was found dead.

Williams, a cyberwarfare expert, worked for Britain's GCHQ eavesdropping service and was attached to the overseas espionage agency MI6 when he died.

His naked, decomposing body was discovered stuffed inside a locked gym bag at the bottom of his bathtub in August 2010.

London's Metropolitan Police announced Wednesday that they had solved the mystery: Williams likely died in an accident with no one else involved.

Police admitted that their solution of the case was unlikely to calm conspiracy theories surrounding the case. An earlier coroner's report had concluded that Williams' death was likely a homicide.


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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2013, 04:39:29 PM »

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2013, 04:48:20 PM »
Man buys house next to ex-wife, erects giant middle finger statue

Read more: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23985382/man-buys-the-house-next-to-ex-wife-erects-giant-middle-finger-statue#ixzz2kqp4eMyG



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Markovitz tells Fox 2's Randy Wimbley his plan was to get even the ex-wife's new lover, and never meant for the matter be made public. However, it soon grabbed local attention when the ex-wife's daughter posted a picture of the statue on twitter.


If ever there was a need to  :facepalm:, this is it.

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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2013, 11:39:04 AM »
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2013, 11:48:58 AM »
Man sues wife over ugly kids and wins

http://www.chicagonow.com/dad-all-day/2013/11/man-sues-wife-over-ugly-kids-and-wins



Judging from some of the kids i have seen they should sue there parents.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2013, 09:48:40 AM »
RC copter used to drop/smuggle tobacco into prison
http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/11/four-arrested-smuggling-tobacco-into-georgia-prison-mini-helicopter

four geniuses stand accused of using a mini-helicopter to sneak tobacco into Calhoun State Prison in Calhoun County, Ga. The criminal quartet was busted in the woods while operating the tiny(?) chopper.

Police noticed it hovering above the gate of the prison after making two drops, which triggered a search. A suspicious-looking vehicle was found, and inside were roughly two pounds of tobacco.

Because it's a felony to sneak contraband across prison guard lines, all four face up to 20 years behind bars.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2013, 10:25:51 AM »
RC copter used to drop/smuggle tobacco into prison
http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/11/four-arrested-smuggling-tobacco-into-georgia-prison-mini-helicopter

four geniuses stand accused of using a mini-helicopter to sneak tobacco into Calhoun State Prison in Calhoun County, Ga. The criminal quartet was busted in the woods while operating the tiny(?) chopper.

Police noticed it hovering above the gate of the prison after making two drops, which triggered a search. A suspicious-looking vehicle was found, and inside were roughly two pounds of tobacco.

Because it's a felony to sneak contraband across prison guard lines, all four face up to 20 years behind bars.
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WTH, four of em an no one was looking out?!?


Bold is mine.  I doubt any of the 4 were PH'd's or anything close.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2013, 10:27:06 AM »

WTH, four of em an no one was looking out?!?

No one said anything about them being smart.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2013, 01:29:39 PM »
No one said anything about them being smart.
From the article;
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2013, 06:41:14 PM »


Bold is mine.  I doubt any of the 4 were PH'd's or anything close.


Feebleminded comes to mind.  Sorry they might be collectively moronic.

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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2013, 12:02:38 PM »
With enough thrust, a pig flies just fine.

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2013, 01:02:25 PM »
There is no standard Google anymore
http://www.delanceyplace.com/view_archives.php?2410

Most of us assume that when we 'google' a term, we all see the same results -- the ones that the company's famous Page Rank algorithm suggests are the most authoritative based on other pages' links. But since December 2009, this is no longer true. Now you get the result that Google's algorithm suggests is best for you in particular -- and someone else may see something entirely different.
More and more, your computer monitor is a kind of one-way mirror, reflecting your own interests while algorithmic observers watch what you click.

With little notice or fanfare, the digital world is fundamentally changing. What was once an anonymous medium where anyone could be anyone --  is now a tool for soliciting and analyzing our personal data.
According to one Wall Street Journal study, the top fifty Internet sites, from CNN to Yahoo to MSN, install an average of 64 data-laden cookies and personal tracking beacons each.
Search for a word like 'depression' on Dictionary. com, and the site [automatically collects and stores information about your computer or mobile device and your activities] so that other Web sites can target you with antidepressants.
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2013, 09:08:24 PM »
There is no standard Google anymore
http://www.delanceyplace.com/view_archives.php?2410

Most of us assume that when we 'google' a term, we all see the same results -- the ones that the company's famous Page Rank algorithm suggests are the most authoritative based on other pages' links. But since December 2009, this is no longer true. Now you get the result that Google's algorithm suggests is best for you in particular -- and someone else may see something entirely different.
More and more, your computer monitor is a kind of one-way mirror, reflecting your own interests while algorithmic observers watch what you click.

With little notice or fanfare, the digital world is fundamentally changing. What was once an anonymous medium where anyone could be anyone --  is now a tool for soliciting and analyzing our personal data.
According to one Wall Street Journal study, the top fifty Internet sites, from CNN to Yahoo to MSN, install an average of 64 data-laden cookies and personal tracking beacons each.
Search for a word like 'depression' on Dictionary. com, and the site [automatically collects and stores information about your computer or mobile device and your activities] so that other Web sites can target you with antidepressants.


Correct. Unless you use anti-tracking software. The same damn thing I was touting on that other place (which shall remain un-named).

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2013, 07:09:09 AM »
I don't think this is news to anyone who spends any amount of time on the internet with half a brain.

However, it is funny when someone complains they are being served ads for strap-on's and horse porn sites.   :lol:

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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2013, 06:32:30 PM »
86-year-old chokes to death hours before collecting prize of first sex in a decade with two Bunny Ranch prostitutes
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2013, 03:16:25 PM »
Suspect breaks into home, cooks hot dogs
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) - A homeowner walked in on a suspect cooking hot dogs at his home early Tuesday morning, according to Grand Rapids Police.

Authorities arrived at the home in the 900 block of McReynolds Avenue NW in Grand Rapids around 3 a.m. Tuesday on a report of a home invasion.

The homeowner told police something woke them up and when they went to check on what it was, they found the door busted open and the suspect cooking hot dogs in the kitchen.

The suspect fled the scene before police arrived.

Authorities searched the area, but were not able to find the suspect.

http://www.woodtv.com/news/local/grand-rapids/suspect-breaks-into-home-cooks-hot-dogs

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« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2013, 03:21:57 PM »
That IS weird.

Everyone knows hot dogs are already cooked.

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« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2013, 04:01:40 PM »
Did they have any cats?
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« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2013, 07:00:45 PM »
WOOD tv.  :lol:
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Re: Weird News
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2014, 03:41:46 PM »
Man on Meth Masturbates While Fighting Off 12 Cops
The video isn't of the man, but the report.   :bigok:

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« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2014, 03:50:58 PM »
Man on Meth Masturbates While Fighting Off 12 Cops
The video isn't of the man, but the report.   :bigok:

Man on Meth Masturbates While Fighting Off 12 Cops


Sure. If I was in Beaverton, I could too.
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« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2014, 04:02:33 PM »
Clay, What the hell are you Googling?  :lol:
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« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2014, 08:31:49 PM »
DON'T JUDGE ME!

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Re: Weird News
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2014, 03:13:50 PM »
To keep Ed guessing:
http://deadspin.com/was-sitting-on-couch-home-when-sibling-threw-a-large-1492326602/@samer
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PUT HIS WEDDING RING ON HIS PENIS, NOW CAN'T GET IT OFF
SITTING ON A TOILET AND DROPPED CIGARETTE ONTO PENIS
BLEEDING FROM PENIS, WAS DANCING AND RUBBING UP AGAINST SOMEONE REALLY ROUGH
STRUCK PENIS ON SPEAKER BOX
CUT PENIS ON GIRLFRIENDS BELLY BUTTON RING
WAS AT A WATER PARK AND RAN INTO A POLE, FOREHEAD AND PENIS CONTUSION
HAS BEEN WRAPPING TISSUES AROUND PENIS WHILE GOING TO THE BATHROOM;DYSURIA
WAS SEWING PANTS AND GOT NEEDLE STUCK IN PENIS
GOLFING AND GOT TICK BITE TO PENIS
LACERATION PENIS WHEN GRABBED DURING BASKETBALL GAME
WHILE PUTTING ON PJ'S HE HIT HIS PENIS AGAINST THE WALL
WAS IN THE SHOWER WASHING HIS PENIS, HAD FORESKIN PULLED BACK, & GOT STARTLED, HE PULLED IT BACK FURTHER. PENILE FRENULUM TEAR
WAS WALKING IN HOME AND FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR BOARDS STRUCK PENIS
LACERATION TO PENIS USING SHOT GLASS TO MASTURBATE
DEVELOPED A LESION TO PENIS AFTER WEARING SOMEONE ELSES PANTS
SHOT WITH BB GUN BY BRO TO THE GENITAL
HEMATOMA TO PENIS AFTER BUMPING INTO A POOL TABLE WHILE TRYING TO TAKE A SHOT
BURNT PENIS WITH BLOW DRYER
ON TREADMILL, FELL WITH PANTS GETTING CAUGHT & PULLED INTO TREADMILL, INJURY TO PENIS, PENILE SWELLING & PAIN, TENDERNESS; LACERATION OF PENIS
WALKING ON A TREADMILL AS IT WAS GOING VERY SLOWLY AND FELL OFF EDGE CAUGHT PENIS ON THE TREADS ABRASION PENIS
DROPPED A 10LB WEIGHT ONTO PENIS
WAS JUMPING FROM ONE COUCH TO ANOTHER NOW PAIN TO PENIS.
SLIPPED OUT OF HIS CHAIR LAST NIGHT ONTO CARPET ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A BUG. PENIS ABRASION
FELL IN SHOWER DIRECTLY ONTO ERECT PENIS. HEARD CRACK TO SITE.
RUNNING WITH ERECT PENIS AND FELL ONTO FLOOR SUSTAINING PENILE FRACTURE
HEARD A POP TAKING OFF BOXERS. PENILE FRACTURE
WAS SITTING ON COUCH @ HOME, WHEN SIBLING THREW A LARGE TOY TRUCK AT HIM HITTING PENIS. TRAUMA.
OLDER BROTHER & HIM HORSING AROUND WHEN SIBLING BIT PENIS.
SHUT A DVD CASE ON PENIS
PLACED AN ELECTRIC LINT REMOVER TO PENIS AND SUSTAINED A CUT
USING A MILK JUG FOR A URINAL, SCRAPED PENIS ON ROUGH EDGE OF PLASTIC
HAS BEEN PUTTING HOT TOWELS ON HIS PENIS, & STRETCHING IT , TO MAKE IT BIGGER, SAW IT ON INTERNET-PENIS PAIN.


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« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2014, 11:48:54 PM »

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WHILE PUTTING ON PJ'S HE HIT HIS PENIS AGAINST THE WALL




That one would have gone viral.
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« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2014, 01:33:01 AM »
On the same subject-Sunday last-man tries to stab mother to death, fails, cuts off his penis.
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« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2014, 10:38:07 AM »


USING A MILK JUG FOR A URINAL, SCRAPED PENIS ON ROUGH EDGE OF PLASTIC


We've all been there.

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« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2014, 12:04:18 PM »


USING A MILK JUG FOR A URINAL, SCRAPED PENIS ON ROUGH EDGE OF PLASTIC


We've all been there.


Get yours stuck in a Coke bottle?
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« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2014, 08:36:35 AM »


USING A MILK JUG FOR A URINAL, SCRAPED PENIS ON ROUGH EDGE OF PLASTIC


We've all been there.


Get yours stuck in a Coke bottle?

A Mason jar. :P

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« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2014, 10:22:15 AM »
A Mason jar. :P
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« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2014, 02:57:21 PM »
A Mason jar. :P
HEYYY!  My kin-folk drink outta dem jars!!

I guess that's where Country Time Lemonade comes from.

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« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2014, 02:59:21 PM »
 :hurl:
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« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2014, 07:36:41 PM »
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Police say an Iowa man was arrested after he pulled a knife on his brother during a fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

The Des Moines Register reports (http://dmreg.co/1e5JdAD ) that Jerome Davis was arrested on Friday after the confrontation with his brother in their Des Moines home. Both men are in their 50s.

Davis' accuser told police he was angry because he believed his brother was eating too many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Davis allegedly made three sandwiches and ate them in their living room, and made another less than an hour later.

A police report says the brothers began to argue about laziness and overeating. Davis allegedly pulled out a folding knife and held it his brother's face.

Davis was charged with domestic abuse with a weapon.
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« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2014, 01:02:27 PM »
A cab driver who decided to spend an afternoon at an Oak Creek (WI) hotel with an "old female friend" he picked up in Milwaukee called police after he woke up a few hours later and found his friend missing — along with his cab, his money and his cellphone — Dec. 22.

According to the Oak Creek police report:

The man told police he picked up an old female friend at an Open Pantry (convenience store)  in Milwaukee (WI) and took her to a room at the Candlewood Suites (motel), 6440 S. 13th St., about 12:45 p.m.

He told police he believed her name was "Nikki," but he didn't know her last name or any other information about her.

The investigating officer contacted an employee at Candlewood Suites, who confirmed that the two did check into the room about 12:47 p.m. The employee also told police she received a call from the female, who wanted to know if the hotel had any sex toys available for sale or rent.

The man told police he and the woman drank alcohol together, and that he fell asleep about 1:30 p.m. When he woke up about 7:20 p.m., his friend, his car keys, his yellow 1999 Dodge Caravan, a $630 cellphone and about $240 were missing.

At 9:15 p.m. Dec. 23, police received a call from the man, who had found his vehicle in the 1000 block of South 20th Street in Milwaukee. There was no damage to the vehicle, but he later reported that a $130 GPS unit he had inside his cab was missing.
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« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2014, 07:40:46 AM »
Death by Wedgie
OKLAHOMA CITY -- A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an "atomic wedgie" that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear.

Brad Lee Davis was charged with murder in the death of 58-year-old Denver St. Clair in a drunken family fight at a residence just east of Oklahoma City, the Pottawatomie County Sheriff's Office said in an arrest affidavit obtained on Wednesday.

Police arrested Davis on Tuesday. The affidavit said he "grabbed St. Clair's underwear and gave him an 'atomic wedgie.' Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair's underwear over his head and around his neck."

Oklahoma Medical Examiner spokeswoman Amy Elliott said the cause of death was asphyxiation and blunt force trauma.

Pottawatomie County Sheriff Deputy Travis Palmer said Davis and St. Clair were drinking beer on the night of Dec. 21 at the older man's residence when St. Clair began speaking ill about his wife, who is Davis' mother.

Investigators said St. Clair's elastic waistband was stretched over his head and that it left ligature marks around his neck. Blood splatter was also found in the kitchen, the living room and on the living room ceiling.

Davis was being held in Pottawatomie County without bond. His lawyer was not immediately available for comment.
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« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2014, 07:37:12 PM »
Philadelphia Searching For Swiss Cheese Masturbator

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That man you see above is holding a slice of Swiss cheese over his dick. He is currently driving around the Mayfair area of Philadelphia asking women to use the slice of cheese while jerking him off.

The man, who has yet to be identified, is being sought by cops in Philadelphia after a number of women have filed complaints with police stating that he has driven up to them in parking lots and exposed himself while asking to be masturbated with a slice of Swiss cheese.

The Philadelphia Daily News has also talked to a 20-year-old woman named Gabby Chest who claims that the same man sent her a message on OKCupid asking her to "perform masturbation on him with cheese." The Daily News obtained an excerpt from that message in which the man explains the genesis of his fetish:

"I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls."

This is what it means to be a woman in America. If a 50-year-old man isn't harassing you online about executing a specific food fetish, he's driving up to you in a parking lot with his dick out and a slice of Swiss cheese literally in his hand.

And here Philly thought its stupid sandwiches were the extent of its cheese problem.

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« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2014, 07:04:18 PM »
Death by Wedgie
OKLAHOMA CITY -- A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an "atomic wedgie" that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear.

Brad Lee Davis was charged with murder in the death of 58-year-old Denver St. Clair in a drunken family fight at a residence just east of Oklahoma City, the Pottawatomie County Sheriff's Office said in an arrest affidavit obtained on Wednesday.

Police arrested Davis on Tuesday. The affidavit said he "grabbed St. Clair's underwear and gave him an 'atomic wedgie.' Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair's underwear over his head and around his neck."

Oklahoma Medical Examiner spokeswoman Amy Elliott said the cause of death was asphyxiation and blunt force trauma.

Pottawatomie County Sheriff Deputy Travis Palmer said Davis and St. Clair were drinking beer on the night of Dec. 21 at the older man's residence when St. Clair began speaking ill about his wife, who is Davis' mother.

Investigators said St. Clair's elastic waistband was stretched over his head and that it left ligature marks around his neck. Blood splatter was also found in the kitchen, the living room and on the living room ceiling.

Davis was being held in Pottawatomie County without bond. His lawyer was not immediately available for comment.
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I challenge anyone to get my underwear waistband over my head and suffocate me. So fucking  :facepalm: it isn't even funny.
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« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2014, 10:23:01 AM »
WWII Japanese soldier who refused to surrender until 1974 passed away at the age of 91.

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« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2014, 08:46:08 PM »
hit-and-run crash involved a man on a pedal tricycle sticking through the vehicle's windshield.

The vehicle, driven by a 20-year-old man, hit the a 56-year-old man riding the tricycle about 8:30 p.m. Saturday, the Manitowoc Police Department said in a news release. The cyclist went partly through the windshield of the vehicle, but the motorist did not stop. Instead, police said, the driver headed home, striking another vehicle along the way when he ran a stop sign.

The cyclist pulled himself into the vehicle after it stopped at the suspect's home, and the suspect then tried to lock him inside, the statement said.

A witness had followed the suspect to his home and called police, who arrested him. The victim was able to get out of the vehicle. Police found him nearby.

The cyclist was taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released for unspecified nonlife-threatening injuries.

The suspect, who suffered a "significant laceration" on his hand, faces potential charges including OWI causing injury, hit and run causing injury, and failure to render aid.

http://journaltimes.com/news/state-and-regional/manitowoc-man-jailed-in-tricycle-hit-and-run/article_98123a74-4ccf-5754-ac13-0e8055bba509.html
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« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2014, 06:06:50 AM »
Naked man holds his girlfriend hostage on top of a roof with a meat cleaver for five hours 'because his in-laws refused to let them get married


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A construction worker held his girlfriend hostage on a Chinese rooftop after her parents reportedly refused to approve their marriage.
Hundreds of onlookers and armed police watched as the man stripped to his underwear and ordered his girlfriend to do the same so she would be shamed in front of their neighbours.
He announced he was going to kill her and claimed the 29-year-old regularly had affairs when he went to work, according to various local media reports.


He held his girlfriend by the throat and waved the meat cleaver in the air as trained negotiators tried to talk him down from the roof of the quiet residential block.
The man's relatives were brought to the scene on Monday to try and talk him down but had little luck.

As police and soldiers surrounded the rooftop, the half-naked kidnapper demanded a getaway car for himself and his girlfriend.
Eventually police provided one and, still holding his terrified partner, the man put his jeans back on and climbed down from the roof into a city square.
But as he made his way towards the car officers gave chase, managing to pull him away from his girlfriend and throw him to the ground.
Still topless, he was handcuffed in front of hundreds of stunned onlookers and led away.
The man now faces a lengthy jail term - and according to reports, not even his own parents had approved the marriage in the first place.


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« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2014, 11:16:31 AM »
He held his girlfriend by the throat and waved the meat cleaver in the air as trained negotiators tried to talk him down from the roof of the quiet residential block.

No sharpshooters in China?
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« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2014, 11:50:25 AM »
Keeping the stereotype going, it looks like both are holding their cell phones...
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« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2014, 08:56:37 PM »
Mariachi Olympic Prince - is a Mexican prince of German descent who is competing in the men’s slalom
Hubertus von Hohenlohe, 55, is competing in his sixth Olympics

http://blog.sfgate.com/olympics/2014/01/27/mexican-prince-wearing-mariachi-themed-olympic-uniform/
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« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2014, 11:27:19 AM »
Robbery goes a little bad - Robber shoots the victim and then shoots his own testicals

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