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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1950 on: February 19, 2020, 03:04:34 PM »
Is the ringers lactate gluten free?
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« Reply #1951 on: February 19, 2020, 08:43:46 PM »
Oh Ya that tastes better  :hurl:
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« Reply #1952 on: February 20, 2020, 05:51:33 AM »
Eight for a buck at the Piggly Wiggly...
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« Reply #1953 on: February 26, 2020, 07:58:57 PM »
Who locked the rant thread?
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« Reply #1954 on: February 26, 2020, 09:27:02 PM »
Not me, well I don't think so
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1955 on: February 27, 2020, 05:58:44 AM »
Well, I don’t think, so...
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1956 on: March 06, 2020, 09:29:51 PM »
Don't forget.

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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1957 on: March 07, 2020, 05:53:54 AM »
I have the “L”.
Leave chocolate cookies behind the sign, and it will be released unharmed.
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« Reply #1958 on: March 27, 2020, 08:36:59 AM »
question for Veggies.

If you call vegetable bacon "Facon" what do you call vegetarian duck?
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« Reply #1959 on: March 27, 2020, 10:35:05 AM »
A waste of packaging, marketing, and shelf space that could be given to “loo rolls”.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1960 on: April 23, 2020, 07:31:22 AM »
Sport-touring.org 

Triple digit geezers bitching about everything except sport touring.
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« Reply #1961 on: April 23, 2020, 08:12:50 AM »
Sport-touring.org 

Triple digit geezers bitching about everything except sport touring.
You gots ho in yo soul.
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« Reply #1962 on: April 23, 2020, 08:15:01 AM »
I can not take credit for the quote.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1963 on: April 23, 2020, 08:00:58 PM »
I can not take credit for the quote.
But the hoing!!
Oh thé hoing!!
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« Reply #1964 on: May 02, 2020, 12:34:46 PM »
Every month or so I go to my local library and take out random books to sign as the author and return. Coincidentally, similar signed books end up on eBay the same week of their return.
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« Reply #1965 on: May 04, 2020, 06:38:15 PM »
Someone cut the cheese in library last period!
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« Reply #1966 on: May 15, 2020, 02:05:38 PM »
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1967 on: May 18, 2020, 05:09:23 AM »
When will it rain, anywhere else?
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1968 on: May 22, 2020, 11:56:44 PM »
There's not usually a clown lurking somewhere in your house.



Not usually.
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« Reply #1969 on: May 23, 2020, 05:06:05 AM »
“Somebody give me a cheeseburger”...
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« Reply #1970 on: May 23, 2020, 08:30:53 AM »
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 
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« Reply #1971 on: May 23, 2020, 11:46:28 AM »
Old guys RAWK!
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« Reply #1972 on: May 31, 2020, 09:16:10 PM »
Every odd number has an 'e' in it.
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« Reply #1973 on: June 01, 2020, 08:11:45 AM »
Scam emails from a bike supplier. Whatever next?
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« Reply #1974 on: June 02, 2020, 03:08:31 PM »
Well, next turned out to be:

 I have a severe and rare skin disease. Fecking marvellous. Nodular Prurigo. Don't look it up, the pictures are revolting.

And I started off with a fungal infection in the 80s (thanks to Chinese rope slippers), which caused Eczema, then Psoriasis, then good old fashioned Scabies (caught off a patient).

Constant pain and itching. Haven't slept properly for months.

I blame  useless right wing governments.
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« Reply #1975 on: June 02, 2020, 05:56:45 PM »
Go soak in the Dead Sea.
In a nice way.
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« Reply #1976 on: June 07, 2020, 02:45:23 AM »
God: [creates dog]

Dog: cool! What do I do now?

God: we’ll pretend that you’re mans best friend, but really your secret mission is to wait until they’re painting, then brush yourself up against it. Preferably when you’re moulting
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« Reply #1977 on: June 07, 2020, 11:28:01 PM »
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« Reply #1978 on: June 08, 2020, 05:38:24 AM »
You can’t trust Iranian wizards, but the drugs are particularly potent.
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« Reply #1979 on: June 11, 2020, 07:32:23 PM »
Bastards!  :P

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« Reply #1980 on: June 12, 2020, 05:13:06 AM »
They’re everywhere.
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« Reply #1981 on: June 27, 2020, 09:06:07 AM »
50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”
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« Reply #1982 on: June 27, 2020, 06:57:41 PM »
 :facepalm: Yeah, I can’t follow that one...
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« Reply #1983 on: July 04, 2020, 09:34:48 AM »
“ Why don’t I ever see people kissing in trees? I mean there’s a famous song about it...”
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« Reply #1984 on: July 06, 2020, 12:35:26 AM »
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