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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #50 on: November 19, 2013, 12:34:40 PM »
That depends on the size of the flies
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« Reply #51 on: November 19, 2013, 02:30:13 PM »
I like pie. With bacon.
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« Reply #52 on: November 19, 2013, 02:42:10 PM »
So, where are all the Ho's at?

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« Reply #53 on: November 19, 2013, 02:44:29 PM »
Ho

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« Reply #54 on: November 19, 2013, 02:44:36 PM »
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« Reply #55 on: November 19, 2013, 02:44:44 PM »
Ho!

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« Reply #56 on: November 19, 2013, 02:44:55 PM »
Merry

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« Reply #57 on: November 19, 2013, 02:45:08 PM »
Christmas!

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« Reply #58 on: November 19, 2013, 02:46:29 PM »
Bitch
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« Reply #59 on: November 19, 2013, 03:48:23 PM »
So, where are all the Ho's at?

Try Florin Road and Franklin Blvd. Ask for Ginger.
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« Reply #60 on: November 19, 2013, 06:44:55 PM »
So, where are all the Ho's at?


Your bedroom.
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« Reply #61 on: November 19, 2013, 06:48:00 PM »
He
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« Reply #62 on: November 19, 2013, 06:48:10 PM »
wishes.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #63 on: November 19, 2013, 08:47:58 PM »
Hos is as ho does.
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« Reply #64 on: November 19, 2013, 08:48:25 PM »
Life is like a box of hos.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #65 on: November 19, 2013, 08:50:59 PM »
     Do not try and bend the ho over - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize there is no ho.
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« Reply #66 on: November 19, 2013, 08:58:55 PM »
I like Ho Ho's
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« Reply #67 on: November 19, 2013, 11:19:01 PM »
With cream filling.
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« Reply #68 on: November 20, 2013, 10:42:17 AM »
topped with pie.

and more bacon.
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« Reply #69 on: November 20, 2013, 11:27:32 AM »
And deep fried.
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« Reply #70 on: November 20, 2013, 05:41:09 PM »
Here....hold my beer.
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« Reply #71 on: November 20, 2013, 06:30:17 PM »
Hump? What hump?
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« Reply #72 on: November 21, 2013, 11:07:41 AM »
The day of humping has sadly passed unnoticed.
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« Reply #73 on: November 21, 2013, 12:13:44 PM »
Take the blue pill.

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« Reply #74 on: November 21, 2013, 02:40:23 PM »
No parking in the red zone.
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« Reply #75 on: November 21, 2013, 03:32:40 PM »
Lick a toad, see your nose hairs.
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #76 on: November 21, 2013, 10:51:37 PM »
The Banana man of India wears a yellow hat.
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« Reply #77 on: November 24, 2013, 09:21:31 AM »
So does Curious George's owner.

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« Reply #78 on: November 24, 2013, 09:36:41 AM »
What's the difference between a duck?

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« Reply #79 on: November 24, 2013, 10:13:40 AM »
They're both made of wood.
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« Reply #80 on: November 24, 2013, 06:58:36 PM »
We have deep depth.
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« Reply #81 on: November 24, 2013, 07:16:48 PM »
Noodle
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« Reply #82 on: November 25, 2013, 12:43:12 PM »
cheese
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« Reply #83 on: November 25, 2013, 12:51:58 PM »
Cheeseheads
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« Reply #84 on: November 25, 2013, 02:10:16 PM »
Vikings. Tie game.

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« Reply #85 on: November 25, 2013, 02:57:37 PM »
win for the roughriders

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« Reply #86 on: November 26, 2013, 06:42:31 AM »
monrning yo!
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« Reply #87 on: November 26, 2013, 09:54:43 AM »
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« Reply #88 on: November 26, 2013, 10:36:47 AM »
'Sup, hoes?

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« Reply #92 on: November 26, 2013, 02:37:09 PM »
Now back to the garage.
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« Reply #93 on: November 26, 2013, 02:51:26 PM »
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« Reply #94 on: November 26, 2013, 05:38:34 PM »
monrning yo!


Yo mama


Angie


You're beautiful


You two need a room.


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« Reply #96 on: November 27, 2013, 06:37:25 AM »
Welcome to heck.

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« Reply #97 on: November 27, 2013, 10:25:01 AM »
Where does belly button lint come from?
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« Reply #98 on: November 27, 2013, 02:01:17 PM »
Where does belly button lint come from?


Your belly button.  :facepalm:
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« Reply #99 on: November 27, 2013, 06:36:09 PM »
Where does belly button lint come from?


Your belly button.  :facepalm:
How does it get down between your toes then?  :shrug:
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