Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Author Topic: The Post-Ho Thread  (Read 279393 times)

canduc and 4 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #250 on: January 08, 2014, 04:09:25 PM »
I have a glove on my left hand but no glove on my right. I have two feet.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline Stripes

  • Member
  • Location: On the water
  • Posts: 2224
  • I'm On A Boat!
  • Motorcycles: Triumph
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #251 on: January 08, 2014, 04:33:15 PM »
Where's the other glove?
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.

Online coho

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Pacific NorthWet
  • Posts: 5027
  • Probably not wearing pants.
  • Motorcycles: R1100RT (Gentleman's Express) - StFU200 (The Dumbbike) - Guzzi V7II (Tiny Musclecar)
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #252 on: January 08, 2014, 04:36:24 PM »
You don't want to know.
If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

"I like the beverages."  -CLAY

Offline Stripes

  • Member
  • Location: On the water
  • Posts: 2224
  • I'm On A Boat!
  • Motorcycles: Triumph
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #253 on: January 08, 2014, 04:41:08 PM »
You don't want to know.

Yes. Yes I do. Knowledge is king.
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #254 on: January 08, 2014, 05:13:40 PM »
Zebras are horses with funny suits on.
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline mxvet57

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Mt. Prospect Ill.
  • Posts: 8449
  • Loud horns save lives
  • Motorcycles: 04 FJR, 06 Speed triple, 88 EX500, 05 YZ250, 91 KX500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #255 on: January 08, 2014, 05:36:06 PM »
Where's the other glove?


Ask Michel Jackson
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

Every day is my birthday

Online coho

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Pacific NorthWet
  • Posts: 5027
  • Probably not wearing pants.
  • Motorcycles: R1100RT (Gentleman's Express) - StFU200 (The Dumbbike) - Guzzi V7II (Tiny Musclecar)
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #256 on: January 08, 2014, 05:39:33 PM »
Where's the other glove?



Ask Michel Jackson


The beer guy?

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

"I like the beverages."  -CLAY

Offline Mac

  • Member
  • Location: Dallas Tx
  • Posts: 1225
  • Just got out of prison
  • Motorcycles: none
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #257 on: January 08, 2014, 06:12:33 PM »
I sometimes wish I were a beer guy.
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #258 on: January 08, 2014, 06:15:25 PM »
The toy surprise in Cracker Jack isn't really a surprise since it's presence is disclosed on the outside of the box.
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline Mac

  • Member
  • Location: Dallas Tx
  • Posts: 1225
  • Just got out of prison
  • Motorcycles: none
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #259 on: January 08, 2014, 06:35:58 PM »
Don't know whyyyyyy

there's no sun up in the skyyyyy.


Stormy.... oh yeah, it's nighttime, never mind.
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Offline kneescrubber

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Neither here nor there
  • Posts: 10479
  • Nothing beats good line of sight
  • Motorcycles: 1999 VFR
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #260 on: January 08, 2014, 07:56:52 PM »
I have a glove on my left hand but no glove on my right. I have two feet.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login



I knew it! Michael Jackson & O.J. Simpson are the same persons.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login


visitors can't see pics , please register or login




And they're BOTH COOKIE!

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Offline satxbonneville

  • Member
  • Location: San Antonio De Bexar, Tejas
  • Posts: 348
  • Bailiff, whack his peepee!
  • Motorcycles: '04 Bonneville T100, '03 V-Strom 1000, '06 Ninja 500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #261 on: January 08, 2014, 10:19:03 PM »
That'll do, pig.

Offline mxvet57

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Mt. Prospect Ill.
  • Posts: 8449
  • Loud horns save lives
  • Motorcycles: 04 FJR, 06 Speed triple, 88 EX500, 05 YZ250, 91 KX500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #262 on: January 08, 2014, 10:57:43 PM »

The beer guy?

visitors can't see pics , please register or login



Bomber.
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

Every day is my birthday

Offline satxbonneville

  • Member
  • Location: San Antonio De Bexar, Tejas
  • Posts: 348
  • Bailiff, whack his peepee!
  • Motorcycles: '04 Bonneville T100, '03 V-Strom 1000, '06 Ninja 500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #263 on: January 10, 2014, 02:49:02 PM »
It's Friday. I'm at work. That is all.

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #264 on: January 10, 2014, 03:13:37 PM »
Post ho-ing while standing at the urinal.
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline mxvet57

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Mt. Prospect Ill.
  • Posts: 8449
  • Loud horns save lives
  • Motorcycles: 04 FJR, 06 Speed triple, 88 EX500, 05 YZ250, 91 KX500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #265 on: January 10, 2014, 04:01:07 PM »
Post ho-ing while standing at the urinal.


Look ma no hands.
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

Every day is my birthday

Offline Mac

  • Member
  • Location: Dallas Tx
  • Posts: 1225
  • Just got out of prison
  • Motorcycles: none
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #266 on: January 10, 2014, 05:10:56 PM »
Both my head and leg hurt.



It must be about to rain.
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #267 on: January 10, 2014, 06:12:03 PM »
Ice cream.
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline mxvet57

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Mt. Prospect Ill.
  • Posts: 8449
  • Loud horns save lives
  • Motorcycles: 04 FJR, 06 Speed triple, 88 EX500, 05 YZ250, 91 KX500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #268 on: January 10, 2014, 06:31:34 PM »
Soft serve Ice cream
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

Every day is my birthday

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #269 on: January 10, 2014, 06:56:31 PM »
Its very cold in our house now.
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline kneescrubber

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Neither here nor there
  • Posts: 10479
  • Nothing beats good line of sight
  • Motorcycles: 1999 VFR
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #270 on: January 10, 2014, 08:00:41 PM »
Bask in the glory my friend.  :clap:
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Offline mxvet57

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Mt. Prospect Ill.
  • Posts: 8449
  • Loud horns save lives
  • Motorcycles: 04 FJR, 06 Speed triple, 88 EX500, 05 YZ250, 91 KX500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #271 on: January 10, 2014, 08:46:27 PM »
Close the fucking window.
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

Every day is my birthday

Offline Mac

  • Member
  • Location: Dallas Tx
  • Posts: 1225
  • Just got out of prison
  • Motorcycles: none
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #272 on: January 10, 2014, 09:16:27 PM »
it was 65 F here today.
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Offline Stripes

  • Member
  • Location: On the water
  • Posts: 2224
  • I'm On A Boat!
  • Motorcycles: Triumph
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #273 on: January 10, 2014, 09:27:34 PM »
Headed to Chicago in the morning & then on to Wisconsin dontcha knoh! I loves me some windshield time!!!
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #274 on: January 11, 2014, 03:07:00 AM »
*yawn*
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline Stripes

  • Member
  • Location: On the water
  • Posts: 2224
  • I'm On A Boat!
  • Motorcycles: Triumph
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #275 on: January 11, 2014, 04:11:48 AM »
Wake up Cookie!
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.

Offline satxbonneville

  • Member
  • Location: San Antonio De Bexar, Tejas
  • Posts: 348
  • Bailiff, whack his peepee!
  • Motorcycles: '04 Bonneville T100, '03 V-Strom 1000, '06 Ninja 500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #276 on: January 11, 2014, 06:55:28 AM »
First decent nights sleep I've had in 2 weeks and some idjit calls me at 6:30 in the morning.

Carefully crafted by beavers and sent through alternate dimensions.


Offline Royal Tiger

  • Member
  • Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
  • Posts: 573
  • Deutsche Rüstungs-Abteilung
  • Motorcycles: See Signature
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #277 on: January 11, 2014, 07:05:44 AM »
Headed to Chicago in the morning & then on to Wisconsin dontcha knoh! I loves me some windshield time!!!

Since you are going to Wisconsin, and on purpose it seems, explain "cheese curds" to us east coast peeps please. 
~Dan

2013 Yamaha XT250 * 2012 Kawasaki Ninja 250 * 2007 BMW G650X XChallenge * 2005 BMW R1200ST * 2003 Yamaha PW80

Offline kneescrubber

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Neither here nor there
  • Posts: 10479
  • Nothing beats good line of sight
  • Motorcycles: 1999 VFR
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #278 on: January 11, 2014, 08:44:36 AM »
First decent nights sleep I've had in 2 weeks and some idjit calls me at 6:30 in the morning.

Carefully crafted by beavers and sent through alternate dimensions.

Hopefully it was just a wrong number.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Offline satxbonneville

  • Member
  • Location: San Antonio De Bexar, Tejas
  • Posts: 348
  • Bailiff, whack his peepee!
  • Motorcycles: '04 Bonneville T100, '03 V-Strom 1000, '06 Ninja 500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #279 on: January 11, 2014, 11:11:59 AM »
My wife stopped on her way home from work and bought breakfast tacos and habanero salsa.  :inlove:

Offline Mac

  • Member
  • Location: Dallas Tx
  • Posts: 1225
  • Just got out of prison
  • Motorcycles: none
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #280 on: January 11, 2014, 11:15:52 AM »
I'm still sleepy.
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #281 on: January 11, 2014, 11:25:07 AM »
Its a blustery April day here in central Massachusetts.
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline Cablebandit

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Stormshire
  • Posts: 4980
  • Pig Pilot
    • https://www.facebook.com/TheCablebandits
  • Motorcycles: A Blue One
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #282 on: January 11, 2014, 11:33:06 AM »

Since you are going to Wisconsin, and on purpose it seems, explain "cheese curds" to us east coast peeps please.


...if you have to ask....

Offline Mac

  • Member
  • Location: Dallas Tx
  • Posts: 1225
  • Just got out of prison
  • Motorcycles: none
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #283 on: January 11, 2014, 11:33:15 AM »
Its a blustery April day here in central Massachusetts.

So it's like a blizzard in the rest of the US?
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Offline mxvet57

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Mt. Prospect Ill.
  • Posts: 8449
  • Loud horns save lives
  • Motorcycles: 04 FJR, 06 Speed triple, 88 EX500, 05 YZ250, 91 KX500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #284 on: January 11, 2014, 11:34:54 AM »
Still feel like shit. Back to bed.
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

Every day is my birthday

Offline Cablebandit

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Stormshire
  • Posts: 4980
  • Pig Pilot
    • https://www.facebook.com/TheCablebandits
  • Motorcycles: A Blue One
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #285 on: January 11, 2014, 11:35:31 AM »
Still feel like shit. Back to bed.

You shit in your bed?

Offline Mac

  • Member
  • Location: Dallas Tx
  • Posts: 1225
  • Just got out of prison
  • Motorcycles: none
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #286 on: January 11, 2014, 11:50:45 AM »
Still feel like shit. Back to bed.

You shit in your bed?


His bed feels like shit.
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Offline satxbonneville

  • Member
  • Location: San Antonio De Bexar, Tejas
  • Posts: 348
  • Bailiff, whack his peepee!
  • Motorcycles: '04 Bonneville T100, '03 V-Strom 1000, '06 Ninja 500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #287 on: January 11, 2014, 01:17:03 PM »
It's better to look good than to feel good.

Offline Stripes

  • Member
  • Location: On the water
  • Posts: 2224
  • I'm On A Boat!
  • Motorcycles: Triumph
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #288 on: January 11, 2014, 06:36:15 PM »
Mmmm... cheese curds...  :drool:
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.

Offline Mac

  • Member
  • Location: Dallas Tx
  • Posts: 1225
  • Just got out of prison
  • Motorcycles: none
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #289 on: January 12, 2014, 04:29:06 PM »
So tell me two dogs fucking, why do you ask?
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Offline Stripes

  • Member
  • Location: On the water
  • Posts: 2224
  • I'm On A Boat!
  • Motorcycles: Triumph
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #290 on: January 12, 2014, 04:42:06 PM »
It's so code in the d. How da fuck do we supost to keep a piece?
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.

Offline kneescrubber

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Neither here nor there
  • Posts: 10479
  • Nothing beats good line of sight
  • Motorcycles: 1999 VFR
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #291 on: January 12, 2014, 09:14:24 PM »
So tell me two dogs fucking, why do you ask?


Yes. I know that one.  :beerchug:
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Offline kneescrubber

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Neither here nor there
  • Posts: 10479
  • Nothing beats good line of sight
  • Motorcycles: 1999 VFR
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #292 on: January 12, 2014, 09:15:03 PM »
 :gdog:
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Offline satxbonneville

  • Member
  • Location: San Antonio De Bexar, Tejas
  • Posts: 348
  • Bailiff, whack his peepee!
  • Motorcycles: '04 Bonneville T100, '03 V-Strom 1000, '06 Ninja 500
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #293 on: January 12, 2014, 10:03:13 PM »
It's later than it was.

Offline Stripes

  • Member
  • Location: On the water
  • Posts: 2224
  • I'm On A Boat!
  • Motorcycles: Triumph
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #294 on: January 12, 2014, 10:32:41 PM »
It's earlier than it will be later.
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.

Offline Veefer800canuck

  • Member
  • Location: Whitecourt, Alberta, Canada
  • Posts: 770
  • Nicky Hayden stole my childhood.
  • Motorcycles: 1999 Honda GL800RR-SP2
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #295 on: January 13, 2014, 12:47:21 AM »
I took vacation to paint my house. :baldy:


To be honest, it was leftover vacation from 2013 that I was forced to take ASAP in January.

I forgot to take my 5th week of vacation last year. Oops.

Got all the stippled ceilings painted, now cutting in the walls. Hopefully done by Thursday.
Rob McKinnon

My visited states map:
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #296 on: January 13, 2014, 04:35:47 AM »
We have a bobcat in our yard.
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline Stripes

  • Member
  • Location: On the water
  • Posts: 2224
  • I'm On A Boat!
  • Motorcycles: Triumph
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #297 on: January 13, 2014, 07:32:52 AM »
Machine or creature?
Hard work, pays off in the future. Laziness, pays off now.

Offline Cookie

  • Super Moderator
  • Member
  • Location: Most of the time I'm not 100% sure.
  • Posts: 14318
  • Tacos are life.
  • Motorcycles: '16 MG Audace, '10 Ural T, '20 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650, 1996 HD Road King '06 KLR 650!
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #298 on: January 13, 2014, 08:26:58 AM »
Animal.
“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

― Frank Zappa

Offline kneescrubber

  • Contributor
  • Member
  • Location: Neither here nor there
  • Posts: 10479
  • Nothing beats good line of sight
  • Motorcycles: 1999 VFR
Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #299 on: January 13, 2014, 12:46:15 PM »
tie dyed t-shirt?
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson