Author Topic: The Post-Ho Thread (Read 279393 times)

Cookie · « **Reply #250 on:** January 08, 2014, 04:09:25 PM »

I have a glove on my left hand but no glove on my right. I have two feet.

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Stripes · « **Reply #251 on:** January 08, 2014, 04:33:15 PM »

Where's the other glove?

coho · « **Reply #252 on:** January 08, 2014, 04:36:24 PM »

You don't want to know.

Stripes · « **Reply #253 on:** January 08, 2014, 04:41:08 PM »

Quote from: coho on January 08, 2014, 04:36:24 PM

You don't want to know.

Yes. Yes I do. Knowledge is king.

Cookie · « **Reply #254 on:** January 08, 2014, 05:13:40 PM »

Zebras are horses with funny suits on.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #255 on:** January 08, 2014, 05:36:06 PM »

Quote from: Stripes on January 08, 2014, 04:33:15 PM

Where's the other glove?

Ask Michel Jackson

coho · « **Reply #256 on:** January 08, 2014, 05:39:33 PM »

Quote from: mxvet57 on January 08, 2014, 05:36:06 PM

Quote from: Stripes on January 08, 2014, 04:33:15 PM
Where's the other glove?

Ask Michel Jackson

The beer guy?

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Mac · « **Reply #257 on:** January 08, 2014, 06:12:33 PM »

I sometimes wish I were a beer guy.

Cookie · « **Reply #258 on:** January 08, 2014, 06:15:25 PM »

The toy surprise in Cracker Jack isn't really a surprise since it's presence is disclosed on the outside of the box.

Mac · « **Reply #259 on:** January 08, 2014, 06:35:58 PM »

Don't know whyyyyyy

there's no sun up in the skyyyyy.

Stormy.... oh yeah, it's nighttime, never mind.

kneescrubber · « **Reply #260 on:** January 08, 2014, 07:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Cookie on January 08, 2014, 04:09:25 PM

I have a glove on my left hand but no glove on my right. I have two feet.

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I knew it! Michael Jackson & O.J. Simpson are the same persons.

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And they're BOTH COOKIE!

satxbonneville · « **Reply #261 on:** January 08, 2014, 10:19:03 PM »

That'll do, pig.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #262 on:** January 08, 2014, 10:57:43 PM »

Quote from: coho on January 08, 2014, 05:39:33 PM

The beer guy?

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Bomber.

satxbonneville · « **Reply #263 on:** January 10, 2014, 02:49:02 PM »

It's Friday. I'm at work. That is all.

Cookie · « **Reply #264 on:** January 10, 2014, 03:13:37 PM »

Post ho-ing while standing at the urinal.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #265 on:** January 10, 2014, 04:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Cookie on January 10, 2014, 03:13:37 PM

Post ho-ing while standing at the urinal.

Look ma no hands.

Mac · « **Reply #266 on:** January 10, 2014, 05:10:56 PM »

Both my head and leg hurt.

It must be about to rain.

Cookie · « **Reply #267 on:** January 10, 2014, 06:12:03 PM »

Ice cream.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #268 on:** January 10, 2014, 06:31:34 PM »

Soft serve Ice cream

Cookie · « **Reply #269 on:** January 10, 2014, 06:56:31 PM »

Its very cold in our house now.

kneescrubber · « **Reply #270 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:00:41 PM »

Bask in the glory my friend.

mxvet57 · « **Reply #271 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:46:27 PM »

Close the fucking window.

Mac · « **Reply #272 on:** January 10, 2014, 09:16:27 PM »

it was 65 F here today.

Stripes · « **Reply #273 on:** January 10, 2014, 09:27:34 PM »

Headed to Chicago in the morning & then on to Wisconsin dontcha knoh! I loves me some windshield time!!!

Cookie · « **Reply #274 on:** January 11, 2014, 03:07:00 AM »

*yawn*

Stripes · « **Reply #275 on:** January 11, 2014, 04:11:48 AM »

Wake up Cookie!

satxbonneville · « **Reply #276 on:** January 11, 2014, 06:55:28 AM »

First decent nights sleep I've had in 2 weeks and some idjit calls me at 6:30 in the morning.

Carefully crafted by beavers and sent through alternate dimensions.

Royal Tiger · « **Reply #277 on:** January 11, 2014, 07:05:44 AM »

Quote from: Stripes on January 10, 2014, 09:27:34 PM

Headed to Chicago in the morning & then on to Wisconsin dontcha knoh! I loves me some windshield time!!!

Since you are going to Wisconsin, and on purpose it seems, explain "cheese curds" to us east coast peeps please.

kneescrubber · « **Reply #278 on:** January 11, 2014, 08:44:36 AM »

Quote from: satxbonneville on January 11, 2014, 06:55:28 AM

First decent nights sleep I've had in 2 weeks and some idjit calls me at 6:30 in the morning.

Carefully crafted by beavers and sent through alternate dimensions.

Hopefully it was just a wrong number.

satxbonneville · « **Reply #279 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:11:59 AM »

My wife stopped on her way home from work and bought breakfast tacos and habanero salsa.

Mac · « **Reply #280 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:15:52 AM »

I'm still sleepy.

Cookie · « **Reply #281 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:25:07 AM »

Its a blustery April day here in central Massachusetts.

Cablebandit · « **Reply #282 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:33:06 AM »

Quote from: Royal Tiger on January 11, 2014, 07:05:44 AM

Since you are going to Wisconsin, and on purpose it seems, explain "cheese curds" to us east coast peeps please.

...if you have to ask....

Mac · « **Reply #283 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:33:15 AM »

Quote from: Cookie on January 11, 2014, 11:25:07 AM

Its a blustery April day here in central Massachusetts.

So it's like a blizzard in the rest of the US?

mxvet57 · « **Reply #284 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:34:54 AM »

Still feel like shit. Back to bed.

Cablebandit · « **Reply #285 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:35:31 AM »

Quote from: mxvet57 on January 11, 2014, 11:34:54 AM

Still feel like shit. Back to bed.

You shit in your bed?

Mac · « **Reply #286 on:** January 11, 2014, 11:50:45 AM »

Quote from: Cablebandit on January 11, 2014, 11:35:31 AM

Quote from: mxvet57 on January 11, 2014, 11:34:54 AM
Still feel like shit. Back to bed.

You shit in your bed?

His bed feels like shit.

satxbonneville · « **Reply #287 on:** January 11, 2014, 01:17:03 PM »

It's better to look good than to feel good.

Stripes · « **Reply #288 on:** January 11, 2014, 06:36:15 PM »

Mmmm... cheese curds...

Mac · « **Reply #289 on:** January 12, 2014, 04:29:06 PM »

So tell me two dogs ~~fucking~~, why do you ask?

Stripes · « **Reply #290 on:** January 12, 2014, 04:42:06 PM »

It's so code in the d. How da fuck do we supost to keep a piece?

kneescrubber · « **Reply #291 on:** January 12, 2014, 09:14:24 PM »

Quote from: Mac on January 12, 2014, 04:29:06 PM

So tell me two dogs ~~fucking~~, why do you ask?

Yes. I know that one.

kneescrubber · « **Reply #292 on:** January 12, 2014, 09:15:03 PM »

satxbonneville · « **Reply #293 on:** January 12, 2014, 10:03:13 PM »

It's later than it was.

Stripes · « **Reply #294 on:** January 12, 2014, 10:32:41 PM »

It's earlier than it will be later.

Veefer800canuck · « **Reply #295 on:** January 13, 2014, 12:47:21 AM »

I took vacation to paint my house.

To be honest, it was leftover vacation from 2013 that I was forced to take ASAP in January.

I forgot to take my 5th week of vacation last year. Oops.

Got all the stippled ceilings painted, now cutting in the walls. Hopefully done by Thursday.

Cookie · « **Reply #296 on:** January 13, 2014, 04:35:47 AM »

We have a bobcat in our yard.

Stripes · « **Reply #297 on:** January 13, 2014, 07:32:52 AM »

Machine or creature?

Cookie · « **Reply #298 on:** January 13, 2014, 08:26:58 AM »

Animal.

kneescrubber · « **Reply #299 on:** January 13, 2014, 12:46:15 PM »

tie dyed t-shirt?