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« Reply #2200 on: February 11, 2021, 05:44:02 PM »
Insects are supposed to be an excellent source of proteins, that said I don't plan on eating any.
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« Reply #2201 on: February 11, 2021, 06:40:19 PM »
Insects are supposed to be an excellent source of proteins...
The spring fresh gnats are especially succulent this year.
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« Reply #2202 on: February 11, 2021, 08:42:59 PM »
Insects are supposed to be an excellent source of proteins...

The spring fresh gnats are especially succulent this year.

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« Reply #2203 on: February 12, 2021, 09:30:18 AM »
Toads will starve to death in a container filled with dead worms. Reason? The worms aren’t moving. Toads only zoom in on movement of horizontal critters. They completely ignore anything vertical.
Conclusion? Toads only see what they want to see.

Remind you of any 2 legged vertical creatures?
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« Reply #2204 on: February 12, 2021, 09:36:05 AM »
If the container is filled with dead worms, how is there any room for toads?

Isn't filled an absolute?

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« Reply #2205 on: February 12, 2021, 10:47:51 AM »
I thought that was Vodka?
Does that mean I’ve been drinking liquid worms?
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« Reply #2206 on: February 12, 2021, 02:48:59 PM »
This is not making me thirsty.
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« Reply #2207 on: February 12, 2021, 04:49:26 PM »
Thurston?
Who knew?
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« Reply #2208 on: February 12, 2021, 06:24:22 PM »
Thirsty Howl the fourth?
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« Reply #2209 on: February 12, 2021, 06:35:07 PM »
I prefer cactus juice myself.
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« Reply #2210 on: February 12, 2021, 08:32:04 PM »
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer...
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« Reply #2211 on: February 14, 2021, 07:13:42 AM »
If your wife complains that you never buy her flowers, simply claim you didn't know she sold them.
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« Reply #2212 on: February 14, 2021, 03:44:45 PM »
You’re divorced right?
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« Reply #2213 on: February 14, 2021, 04:13:14 PM »
Yes, I've already left you, Sorry.
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« Reply #2214 on: February 14, 2021, 04:49:15 PM »
Yes, I've already left you, Sorry.
You getting all that NHS gravy, I’d imagine a significant palimony...
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« Reply #2215 on: February 14, 2021, 07:19:23 PM »
Is that the system that forces you to be a father?
Or at least try?
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« Reply #2216 on: February 14, 2021, 07:48:17 PM »
Is NHS gravy vegan?
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« Reply #2217 on: February 14, 2021, 08:19:57 PM »
Fifty one billion

Zero

Holy crap that’s a PROBLEM!
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« Reply #2218 on: February 15, 2021, 05:49:04 AM »
No problem for the blissfully ignorant.
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« Reply #2219 on: February 15, 2021, 06:56:26 AM »
I’m imagining an image of someone wearing headphones and listening to music at high volume while walking on railroad tracks while behind them a freight train is roaring towards them at full speed...

Wait...not music...how about a podcast by a climate change denier...
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« Reply #2220 on: February 15, 2021, 05:38:33 PM »
...a freight train is roaring towards ...a climate change denier...
Whatever it takes.
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« Reply #2221 on: February 17, 2021, 06:02:07 PM »
I think climate change as a man made event would be a lot more believable if Algore and his ilk weren't such blatant moneygrubbing hypocrites
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« Reply #2222 on: February 18, 2021, 05:15:23 AM »
Bacon’s ready.
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« Reply #2223 on: February 18, 2021, 05:25:07 AM »
I'll be over in a trice.
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« Reply #2224 on: February 18, 2021, 09:10:13 AM »
I don’t think they’re street legal over ‘ere.
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« Reply #2225 on: February 19, 2021, 08:23:55 PM »
They are in Quebec
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« Reply #2226 on: February 20, 2021, 04:48:51 AM »
4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea.......................................................which means 1 enjoys it
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« Reply #2227 on: February 20, 2021, 05:27:36 AM »
No, you can’t use my bathroom.
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« Reply #2228 on: February 28, 2021, 10:56:20 AM »
 :wave:
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« Reply #2229 on: March 01, 2021, 12:28:59 PM »
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« Reply #2230 on: March 01, 2021, 04:16:25 PM »
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« Reply #2231 on: March 06, 2021, 11:55:29 AM »
Question: what is the geometrical term that describes a football?
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« Reply #2232 on: March 06, 2021, 11:56:26 AM »
Should I trim my fingernails today?
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« Reply #2233 on: March 06, 2021, 11:57:16 AM »
Between the winter and Covid it seems to me that I might be losing it.
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« Reply #2234 on: March 06, 2021, 11:58:25 AM »
On the other hand there’s significant evidence that I lost it years ago.
Or I never had it in the first place...
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« Reply #2235 on: March 06, 2021, 06:53:07 PM »
It should come to a vote!
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« Reply #2236 on: Yesterday at 02:29:51 AM »
humans are a great source of protein for plants. I believe plants are, in fact, farming us.
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« Reply #2237 on: Yesterday at 06:12:03 AM »
Question: what is the geometrical term that describes a football?
“Prolate spheroid”, which might also describe my own “thought” processes.
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« Reply #2238 on: Yesterday at 07:48:50 AM »
Should I trim my fingernails today?
It should come to a vote!
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« Reply #2239 on: Yesterday at 04:17:22 PM »
Should I trim my fingernails today?

It should come to a vote!
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« Reply #2240 on: Yesterday at 07:07:24 PM »
I'm afraid my youthful fantasies ran more towards Morticia Adams in scanty underthings and Norton Commandos. I had my walls plastered with Norton girl ads lovingly removed from Cycle Guide magazines. While a virtual air armada of airplane models did battle hanging from strings from my ceiling.
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« Reply #2241 on: Yesterday at 11:00:04 PM »
"Boy, the way Glenn Miller played
Songs that made the Hit Parade
Guys like us, we had it made
Those were the days.
And you knew where you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee our old LaSalle ran great
Those were the days."


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