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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1750 on: September 02, 2019, 04:41:02 PM »
By the time I arrived, it was too late. I was already gone.
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« Reply #1751 on: September 02, 2019, 07:57:24 PM »
Who's there?
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« Reply #1752 on: September 02, 2019, 08:00:53 PM »
Do you check for toilet spiders every time?
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« Reply #1753 on: September 03, 2019, 12:55:16 AM »
Do you check for toilet spiders every time?

Sixty percent of the time I check every time.
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« Reply #1754 on: September 03, 2019, 03:12:00 AM »
Math skills are dependent on the need to be accurate in your calculations.

In addition to that, the need to be accurate in your calculations, is directly correlated to your ability to perform said skills.
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« Reply #1755 on: September 03, 2019, 05:11:35 AM »
I was away that day.
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« Reply #1756 on: September 03, 2019, 06:40:40 AM »
Approximately
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« Reply #1757 on: September 03, 2019, 08:13:53 AM »
Two of one 11 of the other.
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« Reply #1758 on: September 03, 2019, 06:54:57 PM »
Three falls outta five.
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« Reply #1759 on: September 07, 2019, 08:44:32 AM »
x% of y = y% of x
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« Reply #1760 on: September 07, 2019, 09:00:51 AM »
Nada
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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #1761 on: September 07, 2019, 11:55:29 AM »
Yeah, my “brain” says “No”.
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« Reply #1762 on: September 07, 2019, 01:14:46 PM »
Are “no” and “zero” the same?
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« Reply #1763 on: September 07, 2019, 03:50:35 PM »
Sally got married to a rock musician who came from California.
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« Reply #1764 on: September 07, 2019, 08:12:10 PM »
Bianca Andreescu rocks.
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« Reply #1765 on: September 07, 2019, 08:13:05 PM »
More than hot tub
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« Reply #1766 on: September 08, 2019, 06:05:06 AM »
Warm, steeped Homo sapiens.
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« Reply #1767 on: September 08, 2019, 06:48:59 AM »
Soggy tea bags
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« Reply #1768 on: September 08, 2019, 09:08:11 AM »
So many bubbles.
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« Reply #1769 on: September 08, 2019, 12:23:43 PM »
Effervescence in the medulla again?
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« Reply #1770 on: September 08, 2019, 04:11:15 PM »
Farted in the hot tub?
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« Reply #1771 on: September 08, 2019, 04:42:00 PM »
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« Reply #1772 on: September 08, 2019, 06:12:38 PM »
Not The Sounds of Silence
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« Reply #1773 on: September 09, 2019, 05:30:27 AM »
Play “Foggy Mountain”!
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« Reply #1774 on: September 10, 2019, 06:57:13 AM »
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778

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« Reply #1775 on: September 10, 2019, 07:06:21 AM »
^^^Good luck with your sale!  8)

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« Reply #1776 on: September 10, 2019, 08:00:50 AM »
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« Reply #1777 on: September 10, 2019, 11:21:41 AM »
Bird
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« Reply #1778 on: September 10, 2019, 11:40:23 AM »
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778

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Beautiful place. is that all inclusive? Furniture and all?
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« Reply #1779 on: September 11, 2019, 05:15:53 AM »
How much for the boat-tail Buick in the carport?
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« Reply #1780 on: September 11, 2019, 06:00:14 AM »
Sis fiddy
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« Reply #1781 on: September 11, 2019, 08:24:26 AM »
No longer available. :/ :(
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« Reply #1782 on: September 11, 2019, 11:50:45 AM »
Me neither.
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« Reply #1783 on: September 11, 2019, 09:29:46 PM »
Marriage does that.
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« Reply #1784 on: September 12, 2019, 05:09:43 AM »
Anybody seen my mind?
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« Reply #1785 on: September 12, 2019, 06:10:52 AM »
It's probably with my Bandit key.
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« Reply #1786 on: September 12, 2019, 06:11:03 AM »
Long gone.
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« Reply #1787 on: September 12, 2019, 10:40:17 AM »
Long term.
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« Reply #1788 on: September 12, 2019, 10:49:15 AM »
I need to mow my long
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« Reply #1789 on: September 12, 2019, 11:01:21 AM »
Your long what?
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« Reply #1790 on: September 12, 2019, 04:33:44 PM »
Who?
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« Reply #1791 on: September 12, 2019, 05:33:34 PM »
First base.
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« Reply #1792 on: September 12, 2019, 06:47:03 PM »
I don’t give a damn
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« Reply #1793 on: September 12, 2019, 07:19:06 PM »
He's the shortstop.
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« Reply #1794 on: September 12, 2019, 09:18:51 PM »
They’re called “Little People”.
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« Reply #1795 on: September 13, 2019, 01:37:55 PM »
My all-time favourite comedy skit. It’s so brilliant that in 100 years it will still be hilarious.
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« Reply #1796 on: September 13, 2019, 01:42:03 PM »
But no #9
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« Reply #1797 on: September 13, 2019, 09:18:16 PM »
Nine-nine!
Nine-nine!
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« Reply #1798 on: September 15, 2019, 03:36:27 AM »
Tomato paste is made of tomatoes, chicken paste out of chicken, toothpaste-I'll leave it to you to join the dots...
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« Reply #1799 on: September 16, 2019, 08:47:49 PM »
I haven't posted on this thread for a while.
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