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Offline FJR1300

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Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« on: November 12, 2013, 03:14:47 PM »

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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2013, 03:40:18 PM »
If it was a dog the cop would of shot it.
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2013, 05:09:37 PM »
If it was a dog the cop would of shot it.

And if this happened in LA, 17 innocent bystanders would have been wounded during the shooting.
With enough thrust, a pig flies just fine.

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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2013, 05:36:59 PM »
Why do these comments sound so familiar?  :headscratch:
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 05:39:45 PM »
Why do these comments sound so familiar?  :headscratch:

You must be new here.

Oh wait....
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2013, 06:07:41 PM »
 :bigok:
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2013, 06:33:29 PM »
Why do these comments sound so familiar?  :headscratch:

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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2013, 09:44:27 PM »
If it happened by me we'd be eating goat in June.   :bigok:
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2013, 03:25:20 AM »
Goat-fu!
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2013, 06:55:47 AM »
Wonder what the best (non-lethal) defense is for that.  A whip or a long stick?

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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2013, 08:15:15 AM »
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Wait.  Non-lethal.   ;D  Maybe a cattle prod?  We used to have goats, and when you have a billy that is aggressive, the problem is that there is really nothing you can do other than stay lower than the goat.  They see anything larger than they are as a challenge.  We used to have a big billy; when he was locked up he would smack into a wooden gate repeatedly until it finally broke.  The one in the video didn't have horns, but generally you could grab him by the horns and steer him and you'd be fine.  When the does were in heat he was really bad- otherwise he wasn't a problem. 

Basically without locking him up (what we would do) or beating him senseless he's gonna keep on coming.
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2013, 03:44:55 PM »
Wonder what the best (non-lethal) defense is for that.  A whip or a long stick?

Baseball bat. Aluminum of course so you get the cool "tink" noise with each head shot. Not joking.   :D
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2013, 03:51:22 PM »
If it happened by me we'd be eating goat in June.   :bigok:

as long as the goat came off the big black trailer in your driveway, I wouldn't care WHAT it was . . . . I'd be coming back for thirds!
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Re: Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2013, 09:36:20 AM »
Self goat-bombing! I like this new era.