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Grammar nazis are the best.
« on: November 15, 2013, 10:50:49 AM »
Yay Grammar nazis!

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Researchers at the Institute for Studies found that people who loudly exclaim about apostrophes and ‘who versus whom’ are actually better than everyone else.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “In no way are any of these people vain, arsey pedants.

“Grammar perfectionists are both intellectually and morally superior to other types of human.


So they're you have it.

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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2013, 10:55:47 AM »
Yay, Grammar nazis!

You forgot the comma.
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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2013, 10:57:13 AM »
Yay, Grammar nazis!

You forgot the comma.

Thank you!  The world owes you a great debt. :razz:

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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2013, 11:08:51 AM »
Yay, Grammar nazis!

You forgot the comma.

Thank you!  The world owes you a great debt. :razz:

It's not easy being intellectually and morally superior to you other types of humans.
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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2013, 11:10:10 AM »
And you forgot to capitalize 'Nazis'.
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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2013, 11:15:29 AM »
Yay, Grammar nazis!

You forgot the comma.

Thank you!  The world owes you a great debt. :razz:

It's not easy being intellectually and morally superior to you other types of humans.

I can see that now.

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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2013, 11:16:12 AM »
And you forgot to capitalize 'Nazis'.

But their only little nazis.

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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2013, 11:17:53 AM »
Grammaar nazis are the best what?
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2013, 11:18:43 AM »
Grammaar nazis are the best what?

THE best. Globally. Universally. There's no context because none is needed. BEST!
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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2013, 11:19:34 AM »
becuase FREEDOM!
We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2013, 11:20:31 AM »
becuase FREEDOM!

FREEDOM DIED FOR YOUR SIGNS!

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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2013, 11:21:59 AM »
If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

Nun sacciu, nun vidi, nun ceru e si ceru durmiv.

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Re: Grammar nazis are the best.
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2013, 12:16:43 PM »

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