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F'n crackheads.
« on: November 15, 2013, 12:34:25 AM »
So I just tried to go home from work and the TW wouldn't start.
Got juice, got gas, starter cranks but no fire.

Some fucking crackhead stole my sparkplug to make a pipe.
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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2013, 01:13:13 AM »
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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2013, 07:36:18 AM »
So I just tried to go home from work and the TW wouldn't start.
Got juice, got gas, starter cranks but no fire.

Some fucking crackhead stole my sparkplug to make a pipe.

 :headscratch:  OK this may sound stupid and it may be but being a bit of a hillbilly is that a joke or is how is a sparkplug used for crack
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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2013, 07:42:51 AM »
So I just tried to go home from work and the TW wouldn't start.
Got juice, got gas, starter cranks but no fire.

Some fucking crackhead stole my sparkplug to make a pipe.

 :headscratch:  OK this may sound stupid and it may be but being a bit of a hillbilly is that a joke or is how is a sparkplug used for crack

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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2013, 07:43:01 AM »
 :headscratch:  I would think a hillbilly would be one of the first to try a spark plug as a crack pipe.

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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2013, 07:43:34 AM »
:headscratch:  I would think a hillbilly would be one of the first to try a spark plug as a crack pipe.

Hillbillies are methheads, dummy. :bash:

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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2013, 07:44:01 AM »
They pull it apart and use the porcelain top as the pipe so they don't burn their fingers because that would hurt.

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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2013, 08:44:26 AM »
So I just tried to go home from work and the TW wouldn't start.
Got juice, got gas, starter cranks but no fire.

Some fucking crackhead stole my sparkplug to make a pipe.


Look inside they might of left you a present.
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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2013, 04:35:51 PM »
:headscratch:  I would think a hillbilly would be one of the first to try a spark plug as a crack pipe.

 You and I have a different definition of hillbilly   
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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2013, 04:37:59 PM »
KTM is safe unless they have the special tool part#111sonofabitchaustrianengineers-222  ;D
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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2013, 05:09:32 PM »
Just leave a pile of old spark plugs next to your bike.
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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2013, 05:10:48 PM »
Just leave a pile of old spark plugs next to your bike.

That's a pretty good idea. Hmmm...
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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2013, 06:13:09 PM »
Just leave a pile of old spark plugs next to your bike.

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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2013, 11:43:24 AM »
effing cops would run you in for possession of paraphernalia.   C:-)

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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2013, 04:14:33 PM »
effing cops would run you in for possession of paraphernalia.   C:-)


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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2013, 12:29:49 AM »
effing cops would run you in for possession of paraphernalia.   C:-)

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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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Re: F'n crackheads.
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2013, 03:04:35 PM »
So I just tried to go home from work and the TW wouldn't start.
Got juice, got gas, starter cranks but no fire.

Some fucking crackhead stole my sparkplug to make a pipe.

Shit...was that your bike? Sorry 'bout that...
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