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Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« on: November 14, 2013, 12:04:00 PM »
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When put into perspective, it all makes sense: The rapid depletion of our resources, the assault on our bodily health, the bombardment of our olfactory senses, the planet-destroying flatulence -- cows must be hell-bent on our ultimate destruction. Or at the very least, they want us out of the way to make room for the arrival of their alien overlords. Either way, cows are the root of all evil.

Let's review the facts.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/cows-evil_n_4220482.html

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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2013, 12:18:09 PM »
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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2013, 12:25:24 PM »
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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2013, 05:17:46 PM »
Just to revisit. Cows are not the problem. Industrial food is the problem.


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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2013, 05:38:13 PM »
Cows are not the problem.  Grains and sugar are the problem.
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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2013, 05:45:29 PM »
Cows are not the problem.  Grains and sugar are the problem.


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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2013, 06:13:28 PM »
We are eating dead cow in a matter of minutes. Just doing our part. :thumbsup:
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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2013, 06:29:30 PM »
I love me some cow. I love it better on my plate.
I love me some sugar. I love it better in my coffee and on my cereal, to the tune of about a sugar bowl a week.  :o      (I ain't dead yet but I'm working on it.)

Just trying to help out.

We are eating dead cow in a matter of minutes. Just doing our part. :thumbsup:

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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2013, 07:42:41 PM »
Blackie? Huh, I've been called that before. Don't know the guy.
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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2013, 08:23:28 PM »
We are eating dead cow in a matter of minutes. Just doing our part. :thumbsup:

Us too! :drool:

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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2013, 08:51:01 AM »
"Scat!!"

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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2013, 09:04:24 AM »
First, they rub the lotion on the skin so they get fed, then I consume their flesh and wear their hides as I play in the sun. Such joy!

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Re: Cows Are The Root Of All Evil, And We're Too Hungry To Care
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2013, 07:46:41 PM »
"Scat!!"

Yes, I expect you'd have a fair bit of that spread around by the time he was gone.

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