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Offline SuperHans

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #50 on: December 23, 2013, 01:29:52 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2013, 12:29:23 PM »
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With enough thrust, a pig flies just fine.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2013, 12:42:53 PM »
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With enough thrust, a pig flies just fine.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #54 on: December 25, 2013, 06:15:03 PM »
From another riding forum:

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So Sunday the temps got up into the 60's and a buddy of mine stops by with his sports bike and twisted my arm to go for a ride even though i had a hundred other things to do. He's got one of those tank bags that has a little zippered pouch on the top that holds a GPS. His gut is so big it hangs over it and he has to pull over to read it anyway. As i was leaving the little woman came out and asked me to drop off a bag of clothes at our daughter's house and she put it in my saddlebags. We were up over the border in New York when we stopped to figure out where we were and three teen age girls came over to look at our bikes.  They had no idea of the address we wanted and started to walk away. My buddy couldn't get the zipper to open up the GPS pouch and instead pointed down at the unit that was too damn near his crotch and said "Come here I want to show you something."  They left in a hurry and we did too. We weren't too far up the road when the local cops pulled us over and as we were explaining what had happened they found the bag of my granddaughters underwear in my saddlebags.

Needless to say i won't be riding with him for awhile

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2013, 02:08:28 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #56 on: December 30, 2013, 11:57:04 AM »

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2014, 12:23:08 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #58 on: January 02, 2014, 12:50:01 PM »
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2014, 04:34:11 PM »
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With enough thrust, a pig flies just fine.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #60 on: January 02, 2014, 04:50:02 PM »
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 :lol:

Funny because i always know when the guy across the street is dumping the recycling bin by the sound of all the bottles.
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #61 on: January 02, 2014, 05:05:44 PM »
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 :lol:

Funny because i always know when the guy across the street is dumping the recycling bin by the sound of all the bottles.

I didn't know you lived across the street from me.
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #62 on: January 02, 2014, 07:58:06 PM »
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:lol:  Out.  I need to take out the recycling from NYE so bad.
For all the people that reside there, the center of the universe must be awfully crowded.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #63 on: January 03, 2014, 09:56:45 PM »
OUT !!  That's us at the beach house in Mexico.

Far, far too many bottles.  LOL
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2014, 08:35:16 AM »
Putting the laughter back into manslaughter

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2014, 12:59:41 PM »
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Candid pictures? 


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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2014, 11:29:58 PM »
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #67 on: January 06, 2014, 07:13:22 AM »
Yesterday we made Lamb Vindaloo. It wasn't bad actually but one of the ingredients of the rice dish was jalapeno peppers. I deseeded them, washed, and then cut them up for the rice.

Later we were watching a movie and I rubbed my left eyelid which was itching. After a few seconds my eyelid started burning!

And being it's pretty dry right now, my hands are a bit dry. Which means thousands of tiny cracks in the skin. Yea, my hands are burning as well!

Now it wasn't "my biscuits are burning" on fire but certainly my eyelid and hands are burning.

Next time when I'm cutting up peppers, it's rubber gloves :D

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #68 on: January 06, 2014, 07:44:59 AM »
http://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA


I had to send that to fellow staff- we went through this whole dress code issue with the 8th grade class we had last year.   :rolf:
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« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2014, 02:01:35 PM »
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« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2014, 02:32:26 PM »
http://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA


I had to send that to fellow staff- we went through this whole dress code issue with the 8th grade class we had last year.   :rolf:


Solution: replace all the mirrors in the school bathrooms with ones that make your image slightly wider.  You will NOT see revealing clothes any more.
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« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2014, 05:01:06 PM »
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Putting the laughter back into manslaughter

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« Reply #74 on: January 07, 2014, 05:20:17 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #75 on: January 08, 2014, 01:35:33 PM »
This is golden - NSFW language.

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« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2014, 09:37:12 PM »
This is golden - NSFW language.

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isn't that the f-ing truth.  We just cancelled our premium channels when they started showing old episodes of different strokes, night court and magnum pi on them. WTF.

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« Reply #77 on: January 10, 2014, 08:14:03 AM »
 :shrug:  Our cable has been rock solid reliable for decades.  Sure the internet is a little pricey but it's fast as hell and always works.

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« Reply #78 on: January 10, 2014, 11:26:11 AM »
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« Reply #79 on: January 10, 2014, 05:16:21 PM »
holy glory what did i just see?
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« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2014, 06:14:01 PM »
ack
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Out. 
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« Reply #83 on: January 11, 2014, 10:50:32 AM »
i lollered. twice.
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« Reply #86 on: January 12, 2014, 03:02:35 PM »
Old guy totally drunk trying to drink a breathalyzer
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« Reply #87 on: January 12, 2014, 03:10:59 PM »
Out!  :lol:
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« Reply #88 on: January 12, 2014, 06:02:42 PM »
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« Reply #89 on: January 13, 2014, 11:03:16 AM »
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« Reply #91 on: January 13, 2014, 11:32:58 AM »
At the risk of encouraging him, I agree with Cookie.   "Bomber"

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« Reply #92 on: January 13, 2014, 01:46:16 PM »
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« Reply #93 on: January 14, 2014, 08:19:17 AM »
5 lb bag of SUGARLESS Haribo gummy bears.
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Read the comments.  Oh my goodness...
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« Reply #94 on: January 14, 2014, 10:26:17 AM »
 :facepalm: :lol:
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NICE!

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I really don't see the issue there...looks cosmetic to me...it'll buff out.
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