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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2500 on: November 25, 2020, 01:49:02 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2501 on: November 27, 2020, 10:21:54 PM »
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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2502 on: November 28, 2020, 10:32:10 AM »
 :rolf:
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Let's do some science.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2503 on: December 02, 2020, 08:10:01 PM »
How’s your day going?
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2504 on: December 08, 2020, 10:10:03 PM »
John Oliver was chatting on social media with Stephen Hawking.
JO: You've stated that there are potentially infinite parallel universes, right?
SH: Yes
JO:  Does that mean there's one where I am smarter than you?
SH: ...
SH: ...
SH: And one where you are funny.
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2505 on: December 23, 2020, 07:31:15 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2506 on: December 23, 2020, 09:07:30 PM »
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Clever. Decals are way cheaper than bodywork.
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2507 on: December 23, 2020, 10:24:45 PM »
I need that sticker...
"Most accidents happen when the meek meet the douchebags."  -Viffergyrl
"The wider the road, the worse the food." -Coho
Let's do some science.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2508 on: December 31, 2020, 11:24:09 AM »
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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2510 on: January 01, 2021, 07:24:39 AM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2511 on: January 01, 2021, 02:01:16 PM »
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If it weren't for the therapeutic properties of the occasional off-camber decreasing radius downhill right-hander I'd almost certainly go completely sane.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2512 on: January 02, 2021, 05:19:45 AM »
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Is that real or photoshop?
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2513 on: January 02, 2021, 10:36:19 AM »
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Is that real or photoshop?
“ It wasn't me
No no baby it wasn't me
Yeah, you must've met some other body,
No, no child it wasn't me”
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2515 on: January 14, 2021, 04:58:21 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2516 on: January 15, 2021, 07:39:07 AM »
Every place has a Joe. My old place it was 'Dangerous Dan'. This place it's 'Geremia'.
Great googly-moogly!

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2517 on: January 28, 2021, 11:01:45 AM »
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State
Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the
roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and
wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and
promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of
thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Janice........
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2518 on: February 02, 2021, 11:37:53 AM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2519 on: February 02, 2021, 12:45:03 PM »
Out...
"Most accidents happen when the meek meet the douchebags."  -Viffergyrl
"The wider the road, the worse the food." -Coho
Let's do some science.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2520 on: February 22, 2021, 11:15:50 PM »
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2521 on: February 26, 2021, 01:26:15 PM »
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2522 on: February 26, 2021, 04:00:18 PM »
Out!
She's got a worm in 'er belly? That's disgusting! That's interesting, but very disgusting. 

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2523 on: February 27, 2021, 06:22:36 AM »
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« Reply #2524 on: February 28, 2021, 06:56:01 AM »
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I NEED that for my insect collections at school.  I'd put it in and not say a thing...
"Most accidents happen when the meek meet the douchebags."  -Viffergyrl
"The wider the road, the worse the food." -Coho
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« Reply #2525 on: February 28, 2021, 07:51:32 PM »
Hehehe...
She's got a worm in 'er belly? That's disgusting! That's interesting, but very disgusting. 

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2526 on: March 29, 2021, 04:38:10 PM »
The (un)stuck cargo ship's track in the Red Sea, before entering the Suez Canal.

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« Reply #2527 on: April 02, 2021, 07:51:48 PM »
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A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.

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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2528 on: April 03, 2021, 08:27:27 AM »
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 Probably a Swift driver.
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Re: You laugh. You Lose.
« Reply #2529 on: April 07, 2021, 02:11:41 PM »
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