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Re: The Post-Ho Thread
« Reply #2000 on: August 01, 2020, 06:21:49 PM »
Speaking of unnecessary letters, why do they put an "E" on the end as in " Ye Olde Towne Tavern" for example, like some restaurants and bars do? And what the hell is a "Ye" supposed to be? It's THE

Pretentious fucktards, the place was built in 2006, hell the building you knocked down to put it there wasn't THAT fekkin' old.


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« Reply #2001 on: August 02, 2020, 01:59:05 AM »
Speaking of unnecessary letters, why do they put an "E" on the end as in " Ye Olde Towne Tavern" for example, like some restaurants and bars do? And what the hell is a "Ye" supposed to be? It's THE

Pretentious fucktards, the place was built in 2006, hell the building you knocked down to put it there wasn't THAT fekkin' old.


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« Reply #2002 on: August 02, 2020, 04:09:10 PM »
They get to charge more for the hamburgere and frenche friese. Also the beere.
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« Reply #2003 on: August 03, 2020, 04:25:50 PM »
And Ye Premiere’s Taxe on Goodes and Servisse!
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« Reply #2004 on: August 03, 2020, 07:41:00 PM »
Humph, I don't think so. Just a thinly veiled attempt to impart some faux historic credentials to what is basically a ratty ass beer joint.

The only one that has even remote credentials is the Horse Brass Pub in Portland, it's patterned after an English pub but at least they can spell and their scotch eggs and fish and chippies with mushy peas are decent. Not to mention Boddingtons among others on tap.

Come to think of it Purdy's Public House in Bonney Lake has scotch eggs, killer fish and chips as well as shepherds pie and a bunch of German crap as well. And it's right down the road from me kinda' so that's a plus.
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« Reply #2005 on: August 05, 2020, 06:58:49 PM »
I’ve only a slight uphill ramble to a genuine imported Irish pub.
Disassembled, catalogued, packed and shipped to Canada for reassembly, they do a jovially potent seven (or five for quitters) flight of the Waters of Life.
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« Reply #2006 on: August 05, 2020, 07:23:43 PM »
Lucky you that it's uphill going rather than coming back.
Puts gravity on your side when you need it most.
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« Reply #2007 on: August 06, 2020, 09:09:46 AM »
There’s no such thing as gravity.
I saw that on the Internet.
So it’s obviously true.
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« Reply #2009 on: August 06, 2020, 02:54:42 PM »
Lucky you that it's uphill going rather than coming back.
Puts gravity on your side when you need it most.


I find going downhill is harder on my knees than up hill, the pavement is hard on my hands either way.
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« Reply #2010 on: August 06, 2020, 04:42:05 PM »
Someday, I’d like to climb the North Face of the Uxbridge road.
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« Reply #2011 on: August 06, 2020, 07:31:10 PM »
A 1% grade is truly a monumental challenge. You’re going to need a massive support team.
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« Reply #2012 on: August 08, 2020, 06:45:06 AM »
I shall approach a nearby coffee and doughnut franchise for seed funding to start a viral « Go ‘Fund’ Youself » campaign.
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« Reply #2013 on: August 08, 2020, 04:10:09 PM »
I'll be the first to contribute to this worthy cause, here's $20. for me...

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« Reply #2014 on: August 09, 2020, 04:45:13 PM »
I shall approach a nearby coffee and doughnut franchise for seed funding to start a viral « Go ‘Fund’ Youself » campaign.

I think he’s busy reading the electrical code right now. Don’t bug him.
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« Reply #2015 on: August 10, 2020, 02:44:35 PM »
I shall approach a nearby coffee and doughnut franchise for seed funding to start a viral « Go ‘Fund’ Youself » campaign.

I think he’s busy reading writing the electrical code right now. Don’t bug him.

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« Reply #2016 on: August 10, 2020, 05:27:16 PM »
No wire strippers in the tool belt now buddy. It’s now hole makers.
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« Reply #2017 on: August 10, 2020, 06:35:59 PM »
Re: “strippers”,
Who remembers “naked lady” pens?
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« Reply #2018 on: August 11, 2020, 02:16:15 PM »
Did you just say naked lady penis?
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« Reply #2019 on: August 12, 2020, 05:37:41 AM »
Of course.
The Freudian slip.
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« Reply #2020 on: August 12, 2020, 06:54:31 PM »
Whatever happened to Fred?
I miss him. He’s funny as hell.
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« Reply #2021 on: August 12, 2020, 06:54:58 PM »
He called himself Canban.
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« Reply #2022 on: August 12, 2020, 07:43:51 PM »
I saw a deck of naughty playing cards once, featuring scantily clad ladies in their unmentionables.... Heady stuff let me tell you!


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« Reply #2023 on: August 12, 2020, 08:59:44 PM »
He called himself Canban.

He is known as canduc on this board.  Bought himself a Monster 620 Dark some years ago.

I last rode with him at an STN meet in Hunter NY, when Sarchi had an episode with his bike.

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« Reply #2024 on: August 13, 2020, 05:28:13 AM »


I last rode with him at an STN meet in Hunter NY, when Sarchi had an episode with his bike.
Do tell...
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« Reply #2025 on: August 15, 2020, 03:32:52 PM »


I last rode with him at an STN meet in Hunter NY, when Sarchi had an episode with his bike.
Do tell...
 :popcorn:

Yeah that’s an intro if I ever heard one....
So is Noam still on the Kawi antique?
(I actually like those things)
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« Reply #2026 on: August 15, 2020, 04:21:49 PM »
Duc12ST, no?
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« Reply #2027 on: August 19, 2020, 09:52:06 AM »
Loud clutches save lives!, I prefer that K-bike fuel pump/gear whine myself.

Actually I prefer a cheeky little Syrah or perhaps a robust Cab Sauv, but that's a different kind of whine.
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« Reply #2028 on: August 20, 2020, 09:56:08 AM »
I can actually almost tolerate a frigid Bud, if you’re buying...
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« Reply #2029 on: August 21, 2020, 03:19:02 PM »
I can actually almost tolerate a frigid Bud, if you’re buying...
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A Ducatisti that drinks Budweiser??? pffft go ahead and pull the other leg   :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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« Reply #2030 on: August 21, 2020, 06:08:04 PM »
Why isn't vacuum spelt with a 'W"?!?!?
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« Reply #2031 on: August 22, 2020, 06:02:15 AM »
Why isn't vacuum spelt with a 'W"?!?!?
Vacuuw?
I prefer “suckdetuder”.
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« Reply #2032 on: September 14, 2020, 08:50:52 AM »
Mrs.Jean Paul TOULZE <xzukltd@gmail.com>
Mon 14/09/2020 12:07
My Dear Beloved,

It is so unfortunate and disappointing to me that, I have not yet
received any response from you, since I sent the first message to you,
But I Still pray that God bless you and your family, as you will
benefit from this project if you can reply quickly.

I am Mrs. Jean Paul TOULZE from Paris France born in the state of Ohio
USA. I am legally married to Mr. TOULZE Scott, a British citizen born
and brought up in USA, I live in Switzerland with my husband for 32
years before we move down to U.K in 1985 after my husband's retirement
in 1984. I am 72 years old by the grace of God, I am a God fearing
person, and I am suffering from long time (illness) cancer of the bone
(leukemia). This illness has troubled me for a long time. All
indications from my doctor and medical analysis is that, my condition
is really deteriorating and getting worse; and it is quite obvious
that I will not live more than three OR Four months, although it is
God who decides. This is because the cancer disease has gotten to a
very bad stage that there is no hope for me to be living again.

 My dear husband was involved with the January 2000 Kenya airways
plane crashed as you can see on the news line website.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6627485.stm

BBC NEWS | Africa | Kenya plane 'crashes in Cameroon'
A Kenya Airways plane with 114 people on board has reportedly crashed in southern Cameroon. The flight, which originated in Ivory Coast, was reported missing on Saturday after it failed to arrive in Kenya.
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)40 years period of my
marriage life, still we could not produce any child, my late husband
was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited some part of his
business and money in the bank. Today I have decided to donate and
contribute to you, your Country and to the less privileges, charity
homes, and orphanage homes and to those displaced by wars going on in
the middle-east and around the world.

I choose you after viewing your profile (information) and I have the
confident in you because I have prayed and believed God that you can
handle this process goodly. I am willing to donate the sum of
GBP£12.5, million British pounds, to the less privileged of which you
will be responsible in taking care of the disbursement and sharing of
this money to organizations that I will appoint. Meanwhile, you will
also get 30% of the above amount which will be; Three million, seven
hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds (£3,750,000GBP) as
your compensation for helping me fulfill this desire of donation.

 Please I want you to know that this fund is still in the bank where
my late husband deposited it, I am going to advice my BANKER/Lawyer to
change my last will to your name and file in an application for the
transfer of the money in your name.

 Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when transferred to your
account will be used for this purpose whether I am Dead then or Alive,
Please bear it in mind that all the money will rightfully be changed
to your names and will belong to your names as quickly as I get your
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« Reply #2033 on: September 15, 2020, 05:09:04 PM »
“Toules” aka TOOLS
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« Reply #2036 on: Today at 01:40:26 AM »
I have been around forever. I have seen the whole world and I know everything.
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