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Offline mxvet57

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A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« on: June 18, 2014, 10:47:28 PM »
Had a taste for some ice cream tonight so i put on the leathers took the speedy to the supermarket. (still cageless)

At the checkout a girl came up to me excited that i was riding a Harley.

The conversation,

Me: No i don't ride a Harley.

Her: Well aren't those Harley leathers.

Me: No there motorcycle leathers. (i came short of saying do these look like assless chaps) And i don't ride a Harley.

Her: Every one wishes they could ride a Harley.

Me: Not me. Never have never will.

She just looked at me with a confused face and walked away. I grabbed my bag and receipt and left.


 
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2014, 11:57:39 PM »
The power of marketing.

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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2014, 05:31:14 AM »
At least she didn't correct your grammar or spelling.

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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2014, 05:51:52 AM »
Now there's a sight I don't ever want to see. Ed in assless chaps.
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2014, 08:21:58 AM »
Now there's a sight I don't ever want to see. Ed in assless chaps.

Couldn't agree with you more. I wouldn't want to see myself in them to.
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2014, 10:53:22 AM »
Keep using the ether and wear the arseless chaps.
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2014, 11:22:54 AM »
There's no such thing as ass-less chaps. If they had asses.....THEY'D BE PANTS!! :nuts:
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2014, 11:29:36 AM »
There's no such thing as ass-less chaps.

True...the ass is wearing them.   :rolf:

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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2014, 01:43:45 PM »
I guess she would have swooned if you said you rode a Guzzi.
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2014, 01:59:52 PM »
They usually do ;D
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2014, 02:50:15 PM »
Was she hot ?

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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2014, 03:15:32 PM »
Was she hot ?


Not even close and about 35 years younger.
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2014, 07:09:41 PM »
Way back when all dirt bikes were Honda's, now I guess all street bikes are Harleys..
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2014, 07:13:53 PM »
Now I've to purge chapless asses from my mind...
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2014, 09:01:51 PM »
Now I've to purge chapless asses from my mind...


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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2014, 10:29:53 PM »
Mac, you've lost some weight.
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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2014, 11:06:06 AM »
Oh good, I thought it all went to my butt.

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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2014, 11:13:27 AM »
Now I've to purge chapless asses from my mind...


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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2014, 11:19:20 AM »
I'm surprised someone hasn't started a butt thread.   :bigsmile:

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Re: A funny conversation at the supermarket tonight
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2014, 03:59:29 PM »
I'm surprised someone hasn't started a butt thread.   :bigsmile:


He said butt.

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